>>43316457>Yeah, law enforcement probably wouldn't invest in a whole lot of money and time to try and find out what a D&D group is doing."Orwell Actual to Orwell One, come in, over"
"Orwell One to Orwell Actual, acknowledged, over"
"Have you identified the location of the drug deal from <Suspect>? Over"
"Negative, Actual. They're still playing Rogue Trader, but given his history and the amount of alcohol the suspect has consumed, I suspect it's only a matter of time before he breaks character and tells one of the other players, over."
"Roger One. Keep us informed of any developments...[background chatter]....Orwell Two asks what the party is doing at the moment, over."
"Uh....They're currently in orbit above an unknown planet, Actual. Party is negotiating claim rights with another Rogue Trader, over."
"Roger One. Let me give Two the mike here...."
"One, this is Orwell Two, what is the party makeup, over?"
"Uh...Arch Militant, Astropath, Rogue Trader, Missionary, over."
"Missionary? No Seneschal?" Absolutely fucking ridiculous, over."
"Roger Two, agreed. Wait...The Rogue Trader just pulled a shotpistol and shot the other guy in the face. They're now in Strategic Time, over."
"Jesus fucking Christ, those murderhoboing idiots.They could have made a fortune, but now they've started a war! Over!"
"Copy that, Two. Fucking PC's. Out."
