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The one girl or guy who is a bigger neckbeard than you

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>be me in college english class

>bored af in the back

>stare at random people

>see 6/10 grill in front of me sifting through her bag

>three deck boxes

>awwyiss.jpg

>mtg and yugioh cards

>too beta to say anything

>silently observe her for the rest of the semester

>realize that she is getting increasingly more autistic

>went from wearing dresses to trail blazers and minecraft shirts

>tries to rationalize tentacle hentai with the prof

>no, she seriously did

>prof doesn't know wtf is happening and cringes back behind her desk

>have to do a writing assignment about a fond memory

>highly encourages festivals and such

>write about warped tour because only festival I've been to

>get grouped and have to peer review leg beard's paper

>most autistic thing I have ever read

>three pages that were probably typed up over night (like any paper in college) except there were no periods

>grammar and commas etc. were perfect

>no

>fucking

>periods

>giant run on that stopped for paragraphs

>no capitalization for beginning of them either

>the paper itself was about an imaginary renfair that was basically larping fused with a runescape lobby

>two pages were just describing the smells

>crack half a smile and tell her good job

>gives me another four pages

>"sorry, I forgot that the rest was in my bag"

>it somehow got worse

>I didn't think it could be possible, but it got worse

>four pages on how the sun could destroy the universe

>wasn't even farfetched ideas

>blatant superman villain shit like shooting nukes at the sun

>one sentence about sending a tank full of grenades into a black hole to quote on quote "piss it off and make it come over to earth"

>vision is permanently reduced and feel physically ill after reading all of that

>give thumbs up and read her comments for my paper

>"I only listen to metal like sleeping with sirens"

>mfw