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>be me in college english class
>bored af in the back
>stare at random people
>see 6/10 grill in front of me sifting through her bag
>three deck boxes
>awwyiss.jpg
>mtg and yugioh cards
>too beta to say anything
>silently observe her for the rest of the semester
>realize that she is getting increasingly more autistic
>went from wearing dresses to trail blazers and minecraft shirts
>tries to rationalize tentacle hentai with the prof
>no, she seriously did
>prof doesn't know wtf is happening and cringes back behind her desk
>have to do a writing assignment about a fond memory
>highly encourages festivals and such
>write about warped tour because only festival I've been to
>get grouped and have to peer review leg beard's paper
>most autistic thing I have ever read
>three pages that were probably typed up over night (like any paper in college) except there were no periods
>grammar and commas etc. were perfect
>no
>fucking
>periods
>giant run on that stopped for paragraphs
>no capitalization for beginning of them either
>the paper itself was about an imaginary renfair that was basically larping fused with a runescape lobby
>two pages were just describing the smells
>crack half a smile and tell her good job
>gives me another four pages
>"sorry, I forgot that the rest was in my bag"
>it somehow got worse
>I didn't think it could be possible, but it got worse
>four pages on how the sun could destroy the universe
>wasn't even farfetched ideas
>blatant superman villain shit like shooting nukes at the sun
>one sentence about sending a tank full of grenades into a black hole to quote on quote "piss it off and make it come over to earth"
>vision is permanently reduced and feel physically ill after reading all of that
>give thumbs up and read her comments for my paper
>"I only listen to metal like sleeping with sirens"
>mfw
>bored af in the back
>stare at random people
>see 6/10 grill in front of me sifting through her bag
>three deck boxes
>awwyiss.jpg
>mtg and yugioh cards
>too beta to say anything
>silently observe her for the rest of the semester
>realize that she is getting increasingly more autistic
>went from wearing dresses to trail blazers and minecraft shirts
>tries to rationalize tentacle hentai with the prof
>no, she seriously did
>prof doesn't know wtf is happening and cringes back behind her desk
>have to do a writing assignment about a fond memory
>highly encourages festivals and such
>write about warped tour because only festival I've been to
>get grouped and have to peer review leg beard's paper
>most autistic thing I have ever read
>three pages that were probably typed up over night (like any paper in college) except there were no periods
>grammar and commas etc. were perfect
>no
>fucking
>periods
>giant run on that stopped for paragraphs
>no capitalization for beginning of them either
>the paper itself was about an imaginary renfair that was basically larping fused with a runescape lobby
>two pages were just describing the smells
>crack half a smile and tell her good job
>gives me another four pages
>"sorry, I forgot that the rest was in my bag"
>it somehow got worse
>I didn't think it could be possible, but it got worse
>four pages on how the sun could destroy the universe
>wasn't even farfetched ideas
>blatant superman villain shit like shooting nukes at the sun
>one sentence about sending a tank full of grenades into a black hole to quote on quote "piss it off and make it come over to earth"
>vision is permanently reduced and feel physically ill after reading all of that
>give thumbs up and read her comments for my paper
>"I only listen to metal like sleeping with sirens"
>mfw
