Ok, this isn't bait I swear. I want to play a character whose good, but kind of a dick. Specifically I want him to be an old fashioned father knows best mysoginist. A fellow who genuinely believe a woman's place is in the home and the kitchen, that their greatest value to humanity is their ability to cool men's tempers and be 'a balm in bed' to quote Beowulf (when they aren't being over emotional and silly), and genuinely believes in being kind and patronizingly merciful to them since they're valuable for breeding and are inherently weaker and more fragile then men. The kind of guy who laughs a bit about a female warrior then tries to find out what went wrong with her life so he can fix her, rescues women and children first, holds doors and offers his coat - as is his gentlemanly duty.

Do you think I can swing being Lawful Good out of this? And a paladin ?