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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=kant-o-celle_quest You herd the still-sniffling Willie into the bathroom long enough to get properly dressed, then rotate places to shave as quickly as you dare. You emerge to find Willie sitting on your unmade bed, swinging her feet nervously and staring at the floor. You finish wiping your face dry.
“Willie?”
“WHAT!?” she says, flinching as if you're poised to strike, her attention snapping to you apprehensively.
“Going to tell me what all this 'scared of me' business is?”
She looks down at the floor and scuffs the carpet with her shoes. “Uhh...”
You wait patiently, using the damp towel to wipe the dust off your working khaki cap - it's been a while since you've worn it. Haven't worn it since before LA, in fact. You've got two pair of dress whites, but you're pretty much introduced to the base, now, and nobody in their right mind wants to wear that goddamned monkey suit every day.
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>>43337129 <<I've lost time and time again...>>
<<But now, I've finally won.>>
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
“They were talking about, uh. there was a fight and youkindofswordedpeopleand-” Willie's frightened voice diminishes into an unintelligible murmur. “There was a fight, yeah,” you verify, limping into the kitchen and taking out your painkillers. The heavy opiate-based shit tends to dull your mind, but with the new gash on your leg and the exertion placed on your wounded thigh last night, you need it. To say nothing of the damn hangover. Naka really did a number on you, in more ways than one. You pop half the recommended dose - just to take the edge off. “So what of it, Willie?” “You were... scary.” “What, is Sendai telling tall tales?” “It's the video-” You hear Willie flailflop off the other side of the bed when your water glass clatters against the countertop. Sticking your head out of the kitchenette you find her folded in two and quite stuck between the bed and wall. “What did you just say?” Willie's butt just sinks deeper into the crevice as she whimpers fearfully. [ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on. [ ] Head right for the office - there's going to be hell to pay following everything that happened last night. [ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.
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>>43337142 >[ ] Head right for the office - there's going to be hell to pay following everything that happened last night. Anonymous
>>43337142 >[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise. CAN'T STOP
WON'T STOP
Anonymous
>>43337142 >[x] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise. Let PR do their jobs, we need to make sure that the security leaks get plugged and that all internal threats to them are dealt with.
Anonymous
>>43337142 >[ X ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise. Anonymous
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>>43337142 [x] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.
And check our goddamned email on our phone, because if there is an email there from the CNO, we should answer it first before going to the office.
And at least if we phone people now, they can't all jump us at once at the office.
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>>43337142 >[x] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
>>43337142 >Tell Willie it's okay, she did nothing wrong. and
[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.
Anonymous
>>43337142 >Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise. But give Goto a call before we head out
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>>43337142 >[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on. Anonymous
>>43337169 This is wildly out of date. Arizona should be in the negatives now.
Anonymous
>>43337169 >>43337181 >>43337195 >>43337220 Letting PR deal with it means ignoring the security breach in favor of supervising the boats, and ignoring whatever hell is about to descend on us from Admiral Thomas and the CNO.
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>>43337142 >text Naka for guidance. She's in the limelight, surely she has some tips for avoiding anymore gaffs. Anonymous
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>>43337142 [ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.
MAEK PHON CAL
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>>43337245 >Implying I've been making a goddamn tally Anonymous
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>>43337142 >[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on. Anonymous
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>>43337142 >>43337233 >Call Goto, he's got over a year's experience with being a functioning alcoholic admiral Anonymous
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>>43337142 >[x] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on. Naka.
We need *help*.
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>>43337142 >[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise. Thats what they are there for. They do their job, we do ours.
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>>43337142 [X] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.
[X} Reassure the Willie D
Anonymous
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>>43337142 >[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise. No, fuck this, we are not dealing. Not our job, not our problem.
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>>43337142 >[Z] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on. INTELLIGENCE IS KEY, SNAKE. THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT'S GOING ON NOW.
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>>43337142 >[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise. Still, make one or two calls just to get on speed. With the video and with everything else.
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>>43337142 >[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on. Preferably Goto
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[X] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.
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[ ] call Kongo, we need a wakeup DESS
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[x] Call our secretary. We should talk to her in more ways than one.
Anonymous
>>43337142 >[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on. Can't we have some normal command problems, damnit? Like walking in on our sailors fucking in a wardroom or some shit?
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>>43337142 [ ] I want to get off Mr. Murphy's Wild Ride.
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We need to apologize to Arizona having a warship pissed at us is not a good idea
Anonymous
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>>43337364 We accepted this shit when we signed on for this posting
Anonymous
..I wonder if Settle was laughing/shouting like a madman during the fight without realizing it. He's done it in the CiC before
Anonymous
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>>43337364 We're in charge of warships that have come back as cute girls. These are our normal problems.
Anonymous
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>>43337364 ...given who our sailors ARE, I think that might be more problematic than you think.
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>>43337142 >[X] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on. Anonymous
>these last threads It's like destiny wants to fuck with us like a denbt-unpaying journo.
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>>43337142 >[X] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on. Anonymous
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>>43337414 He was talking in ancient languages probably.
That, or italian.
Anonymous
>>43337364 >inb4 we go visit Naka and catch her making out with Harder Anonymous
>>43337364 >Hamp and Hornet get caught fucking >Two ship spirits in human form fucking like people and possibly procreating finally cuts through the "look the other way, don't think about it" mentality >Massive embarrassing spoopy science migranes Anonymous
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>>43337142 >[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on. Anonymous
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>>43337476 >>43337478 The way Settle is with the ships it's be like walking in on your adult kids with their partners
Anonymous
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>>43337142 >[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on. Anonymous
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>>43337476 >in b4 we go visit Hamp and catch him making out with Harder >and Kitakami taking photos through the window Anonymous
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>>43337414 >"Settle,remember how Northampton said you summoned him just by shouting?" >"Yes....?" >"Wanna see who you summoned during your fight?" Anonymous
Anonymous
So, is base security handled solely by the USN, or is it a joint duty with JMSDF where they secure their kanmusu and we secure our hulls? If the latter, who runs the checkpoints onto the base?
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
Anonymous
So why is a video of us getting assaulted by two yakuza assassins and winning a bad thing? I hope they play it on repeat for the guy Naka hospitalized.
Anonymous
>>43337142 First,
>[x] Pull Willie out from between the bed and wall. then
>[x] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on. Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43337538 He's mentioned earlier that both have some responsibilities, which is part of how Yaks have been getting on base in the first place
>Yaks on base I'm imagining a Yak-9K sneaking in to wreck shit with its 45mm gun
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>>43337263 Or, maybe it means acknowledging that we are an admiral, a big-picture guy, with people to delegate responsibilities to, and we can't do everything ourselves like some kind of anime protagonist.
Y'know, like recent threads have been trying to hammer into us.
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>>43337589 Soooo... Either Tatsuta wants to marry Settle's murderskills, or is pissed we shanked her Yak lackeys
Anonymous
>Naka got into a fight with her room and lost >Fucked angle, broken fingers, ragged cuts >Healed up enough within a few days that Harder didn't notice Hm
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>>43337142 >[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise. Anonymous
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>>43337263 >Letting PR deal with it means ignoring the security breach in favor of supervising the boats, You mean our goddamn job?
Also we called it in. They have people for this kind of thing specifically.
Anonymous
So, who got the video? Any bets?
Anonymous
>>43337602 >First, >>[x] Pull Willie out from between the bed and wall. I support this. If we don't, she'll find a way to have a magazine explosion in our bedroom.
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>>43337429 Destiny, Planefag, same difference.
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>>43337596 We have been nothing but nice to Willie aside from siccing desdev6 on her.
However it was shot or what the fuck ever Settle was subconciously doing or acting like, it makes Willie scared shitless of us.
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>>43337654 >Naka got into a fight with her room and lost That made me laugh more than it should have.
Anonymous
So for those of you who don't know. The fat greek has an ask account.
http://ask.fm/planefag He is open for all questions. Have at him.
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>>43337678 There's one obvious choice.
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>>43337142 >[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise. let's delegate for once. We can't do everything.
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>>43337142 >[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on. Maybe also ask Willie why she's here in the room other than to just be scared of Settle
Anonymous
This could be a positive - if Settle destroying the yaks hit the 'net than that could earn him some serious credibility. In other words, Willie's reaction may be the opposite of everyone else. Wouldn't be the first time...
Anonymous
Who is on babysitting the Admiral duty today? Because, we royally pissed of Arizona.
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>>43337687 >a magazine explosion We call those "Mutsu moments".
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>>43337596 Well, if the vid was released without knowing/telling it was yaks, wouldn't it seem like Settle killed 2 JMSDF soldiers since they were in disguise?
Anonymous
>>43337596 It's a good thing until you realize that the admiral was defending himself with an illegal weapon.
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>>43337755 Imagine the shitposting on /k/
Also we should thank Hate again for tge sword
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>>43337768 Willie, obviously.
Be afraid.
Be VERY afraid.
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>>43337731 Nigga literally everyone has seen that video. This is fact. Don't even need proof. Having a good idea of what people think of you is pretty important to interacting with them.
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Can't wait till Tenryu watches the video.
Anonymous
>>43337786 Especially since she never lost a crew member.
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>>43337755 >Implying good things in Kant-O-Hell Quest Nah, knowing our luck the video's gone viral as something like "VIOLENT YANKEE ADMIRAL KILLS TWO UPSTANDING SECURITY OFFICERS RESISTING ARREST, REMOVE GAIJIN RESTORE NIPPON!"
Anonymous
>>43337779 >the admiral was defending himself with an illegal weapon. Oh no! The guy in charge of warships is also armed with a medieval metal poking stick! That would never get swept under the rug.
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>>43337786 What could happen that'd be worse than yesterday?
Anonymous
>>43337768 >>43337786 >>43337810 Sendai. Her boiler went doki-doki after Settle got double-teamed.
Anonymous
Why do you people think that Arizona is going to go from near head over heels for Settle to hating his guts over one fucking argument? Arguments can ruin relationships, but this was a single incident between two people with a lot of respect and admiration for each other.
Anonymous
>>43337843 She'll ambush us into Night Battle instead of Naka then?
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>>43337864 They're stuck in thinking that this is a VN with flags and discrete routes
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>>43337864 >implying IRL knowledge Where do you think you are?
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>>43337621 >wreck shit with its 45mm gun >45mm That's only medium AA in Naval terms. Bofors 40mms came in mounts of four.
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>>43337876 MURDERBONER, DE GOZARU
Pixelfag
Here's a leaked photograph of our ship idol Naka-chan in her element!
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>>43337721 http://ask.fm/planefag/answer/132069730528 >Higgins: [where are you sempai it's dark sempai help sem] Goddamnit... ;_;
Anonymous
>Sneak attacks survived: >Arizona: 0 >Shoukaku: 0 >Settle: 1
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>>43337934 >Naka has had enough of your shit. Anonymous
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>>43337892 So, like the part in the route where you piss of the girl and make up with her later right?
Anonymous
>>43337934 Oh, Naka won't be too happy you posted this...
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>>43337934 Naka Goto and Settle should hit up some bars sometime.
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>>43337830 I'm sure Goto can just write 'Yankee admirals with less than two stars must carry sword canes' into his standing orders and then backdate it.
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>>43337142 >[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise. Anonymous
Anonymous
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
Pulling your smartphone off its charger (you're amazed you thought to plug it in before crashing, all things told,) you tap the screen shortcut for Naka's number. The phone rings and rings and rings till she finally picks up. “Good morning, Admiral Settle~” “Uh, good morning, Naka,” you say awkwardly. Her tone is a little too bright, considering what passed between you last night. “Uh, you been to breakfast yet-” “No.” “Oh, damn.” You sigh. “Guess I'll head to mess and dive into the scuttlebutt myself, then-” “Settle.” “Yeah?” Naka's voice falters and fades. “I...” you hear her take a small, unsteady breath. “I would like to formally tender my resignation,” she says, her voice so soft you can barely hear it - and then she hangs up. Your hand drops to your side, squeezing the smartphone till the case starts to flex, a fresh pressure building in your head. It feels like a mental scream, no sense or substance, just a raw upwelling of frustration. [ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate. [ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all. [ ] Looks like you slept in. Head right to work - the destroyers are supposed to be doing land and sea exercises today, according to your schedule.
NAVYFAG
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>>43338000 >[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate. Anonymous
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>>43338000 >[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate. Breakfast before anything. It's gonna be a looong day...
Anonymous
>>43338000 >[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all. Of course we would have no fucking clue how bad a state Naka is in right now.
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>>43338000 >[ ] Looks like you slept in. Head right to work - the destroyers are supposed to be doing land and sea exercises today, according to your schedule. Anonymous
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>>43338000 >[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all. Then
[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.
Take care of yourself first.
Anonymous
>>43338000 >[X] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate. Time to bite the bullet, and the bacon.
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>>43338000 >[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate. Anonymous
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>>43338000 >[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all. Anonymous
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>>43338000 >Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all. Anonymous
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>>43338000 [Z] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.
ALSO DOUBLE-TRIPS, CHECK 'EM
Anonymous
>>43338000 >[ ] First off, free Willie. And try not to make a movie joke as you do. THEN
>[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all. Anonymous
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>>43338000 >[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate. Food and coffee first, we can talk to Naka later when we have more intelligence.
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>>43338043 Getting Jintsuu to check in on Naka won't work. Naka only shows her non-bubbly-idol side to us. We should call her back and invite her to breakfast.
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>>43338000 >[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate. Goddammit stupid fucking boats. We can slap nakas stupid bollios after we get breakfast
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>>43338000 >[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate. Running on empty is never a good idea, and even worse idea now.
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>>43338000 >[ ] Looks like you slept in. Head right to work - the destroyers are supposed to be doing land and sea exercises today, according to your schedule. We need to decompress from all this bullshit, and Settle strikes me as the kind of guy who'd find going through routine scheduled work to be a load off.
Anonymous
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>>43338000 >other I suspect that Naka's feeling guilty for letting Settle walk out trashed and almost get himself killed. We need to make it clear, RFN, that she's not at fault - and that we do NOT accept her fucking resignation!
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>>43338055 >biting the bacon Dude, that can kill you. In 2017 the Navy has gone vegan like the faggots they are.
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>>43338000 >[X] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate. Anonymous
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>>43337950 oh fuck it my sides you bastard
Anonymous
>>43338000 >[x] Get food, call Hate and tell him to check on Naka, get to work. Because multitasking isn't a thing or anything.
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>>43338000 >[x] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all. fuck
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>>43338000 >[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate. Then - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Also text Naka "Fuck No". Anonymous
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>>43338093 Then take her and Willie to breakfast. Food solves many things.
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>>43338000 >[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all. Anonymous
>>43337934 >>43337951 >>43337966 >Implying we don't need to give Naka MORE shit to deal with The facade is coming undone gentlemen. The harder we push, the sooner she actually ousts herself as having serious issues to close acquaintances.
Then we can really start to fix her without metagaming. Think of it like ripping off a bandaid.
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
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>>43338000 Gonna have to second
>>43338076 As bad as things are we can't just leave Willie. God knows what damage she might cause to our apartment.
Anonymous
>>43338000 >[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate. Also extricate Daughteru from behind the bed.
Anonymous
>>43338147 We can rebuild her. We can make her better, stronger, faster.
We have the technology.
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>>43338202 Do you really expect anything better of us?
DO YOU?
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>>43338110 >>43338202 Why not send Harder then.
Anonymous
>>43338000 >call Harder and get the skinny on what's-what with Naka. planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma
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>>43338202 >pity party where they both argue about who's the most useless fuckup Anonymous
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>>43338210 This. Don't leave a daughteru behind to save another.
Anonymous
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>>43338246 The obviously correct choice here is to send Sendai.
dirt
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
>>43338253 YOUR MEDDLING SANK SWQ WITH THE CONSTANT CAST INFLATION YOU FORCED ME INTO
I WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOUR SEDUCTIVE LIES!
Anonymous
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>>43338246 Hey, he probably cares about her more than most we could send, even if he won't admit it.
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>>43338000 >[X] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate. >[x] Free Willie Anonymous
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>>43338000 >[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate. Dot it. One problem at the time faggots.
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>>43338299 No. We get Sendai to bring Naka to us.
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>>43338253 Lets hope soon.
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>>43338217 Yes, show her the perfection of metal and myomer
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>>43338304 THE ONLY THING THAT INFLATED IN SWQ WERE THE PILLOWFORT'S MUSHROOM CLOUDS
THIS IS THE FUTURE
WE CHOSE
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>>43338304 >YOUR MEDDLING SANK SWQ Nah, that was
Minna Anonymous
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>>43338304 You heard it here, folks, Crix gave planefag an inflation fetish.
Anonymous
>>43338304 Yeah, why did you stop SWQ? It wasn't really clear exactly what was the cause. Run out of ideas or something?
Anonymous
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>>43338246 > hey fgt Naka is feelin guilty about gettin drunk an talkin about feelings right before yakuza assination attempt, She's fucking retarded. Go explain this to her. >Send Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma
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>>43338359 He's said before, it's become a huge effort to keep everything straight. Eventually he'll go back and just write the rest of the story, no voting or other quest things.
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>>43338353 Send a fuckin' Corgi then
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
>>43338359 Literally the opposite. I had so many plot threads already introduced that just trying to wrap them all up had become a massive chore. I didn't *want* to stop writing, I had plenty more ideas and future things to do, but it was such a goddamn mess that I just couldn't have fun writing it anymore, not even a little. It was killed by its own weight, basically.
It wasn't till I started KCQ that I really realized how much I'd learned about writing quests and managing a writefag stable.
Anonymous
>>43338353 Let's send Hate, Harder and Sendai to cheer her up.
Maybe KTKM too.
Yuri, right?
Anonymous
>>43338359 No possible way to tie all the plot points and devices.
Like he has to. Heh.
Anonymous
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>>43338422 Oh my God, that's fukkin totes adorbs.
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>>43338353 I don't care what happens as long as we get Yandere Naka out of the deal. Abyssal Naka best girl.
Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma
>>43338304 Pretty sure the only characters I really wanted was Heidi and princess , I just had art for everyone
Death by Chains !!liYaJRHdpR+
>>43338000 >[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all. Then
>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate. Also: UnAble Seaman Britfag, are you about?
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
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>>43338422 >literally how the IJN ran their war games jesus christ
also, votes called
Anonymous
>>43338420 Add in Shigure and you got a deal.
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>>43338229 [NAVAL CONSTRUCTION NOISES]
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
>>43338460 But everyone hates you so if I blame you they'll believe it right?
Anonymous
Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma
Anonymous
>>43338486 And DesDiv 6. It worked well with Willie.
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>>43338000 >[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate. We can sic Harder on Naka after food
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>>43338414 Honestly there were more than a few plot points you could've just left hanging and no one would've complained. But hey, you do you. If you resume the quest, awesome, if you just write out the end as a story it's just as great. At this point I'd just love to see what happens next. Especially whatever "fuck you" Young has in store for Sean and Ian once they meet up again.
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
>>43338539 >Honestly there were more than a few plot points you could've just left hanging and no one would've complained. Such as?
>>43338532 TWO MONITORS
Anonymous
>>43338414 I'm not arguing with you, but towards the end anon stopped getting distracted by secondary characters as much and became much more focused on Minna and Sanya.
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>>43338499 Spoken like a true journalist.
Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
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>>43338559 There is nothing wrong with having plot points resolve themselves off-screen and just seeing the aftermath.
Makes the world a living, breathing place.
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>>43338559 For starters, why old Uncle Joe kept sending assassins after us. Unless that that was related to the littlest Sanyan you could've just chalked it up too "he's Stalin and fuckig crazy" and everyone would've accepted that. Seriously, the dude was fucking crazy.
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>>43338559 You still have to click out of whatever word processing program you use. Just write non debnt paying Greek.
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>>43338559 Nigga you complain about too many plot points because you have a fuck ton of them.
Ergo, logic dictates that there are at least a few that nobody gives a fuck about.
Anonymous
>>43338525 Iku could probably also help her release some of that stress built up.
KONGOU DESS !B853n4Oiuk
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>>43338638 They're both the same.
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>>43338656 >Sneak attacks survived: >Kongo: 0 Anonymous
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>>43338646 Don't you remember? Iku *scares* Naka...
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>>43338000 >[x] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all. Personal issues deserve in person meetings. Direct hug intervention highly likely.
Anonymous
Threadly carrier operations
Anonymous
dirt
>>43338717 No fluffy dragons. 0/10
Anonymous
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>>43338656 [Applauding Sealion.gif]
Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma
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>>43338745 stop liking irrelevant girls
Anonymous
>>43338229 You just want Naka to get preggers via hatesex, don't you?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43338769 No, he said send Harder, not Hate.
Anonymous
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>>43338769 No that would be harder NTR if it was hatesex
Anonymous
The only plot threads I still care about in SWQ are Why Stalin wants to kill us The Martian peace delegation (and in a wider sense, the end of the war) Sanya and Elia's relationshipI WANT MY DAMN PILLOW FORT PLANEFAG As for anything else, I don't even remember what we were doing.
Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
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>>43338769 It's not really hate. More like... inability to comprehend what he's feeling.
From Harder at least. From Naka... PF only knows, in the end.
Anonymous
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>>43338769 >hatesex No, I want to make Naka preggers with hardersex. Hate's too busy getting his pelvis ruined by battleships.
Anonymous
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>>43338656 Reminder that Goto has given serious thought to bending you over a dess, but you couldn't seal the deal.
Isn't it sad, Kongou?
Anonymous
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>>43338796 GODDAMNIT CARLOS.
Starshadow
>>43338656 >>43338681 >Sneak attacks survived >Goto: 69 and counting Anonymous
Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
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>>43338823 >Goto Mission Rank : S >Codename: Fox Hound. Anonymous
>>43338803 We should build one with Desdiv 6 and pray that Willie or Mutsu don't come nearby.
Anonymous
>>43338823 It's got to be higher than that.
Anonymous
>>43338824 Thats not Naka...
Anonymous
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>>43338849 YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Anonymous
It's not really a sneak atfack if you start by screaming "BUUUUURNNING LOOOVE!"
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
The feeling sticks with you into the bright summer morning, Willie keeping close behind you as she rubs blood circulation back into her rear end. You're leaning on the cane more than usual today; but the pain is keeping your mind sharp and cutting away last night's cobwebs quickly. So many things happened yesterday that you don't know where to begin unraveling them, so you apply the old sailor's maxim - more chow is never bad. Willie crowds you so closely that she's stepping on your heels by the time you enter the O-Club - you note the door guard has become door guards, and they're both carrying M-4s with bulkier-looking magazines on their plate carriers than you remember, complete with underslung M-203s and what seem to be laser designators under the muzzle. You return your polite salute as you cross the threshold. The building is busy as usual, and packed full of late-risers, which seems to include Ise and Hyuuga, as well as most of the Japanese cruisers. Hayashimo is trying to disappear into a corner as the two green-glad CAs try to coax her into some oatmeal. She's still on the mend, but it looks like the attention is vexing her more than her injuries. You're halfway to the breakfast bar when you hear Willie squeak and run into your back, hiding her face in your shirt as she wraps her arms around your middle. You stop, startled, and half-turn before realizing that the entire room has gone silent. Everyone, human and shipgirl alike are staring at you quietly. [ ] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom. [ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. [ ] Fuck this shit, take Willie to a real goddamn restaurant.
Anonymous
>>43338824 When you search them out.
Anonymous
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>>43338824 we just saw Arizona last thread
Anonymous
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>>43338823 >>43338852 More like 69 per day.
Anonymous
I wonder if any USN sluts will come back Abyssal, just so that they can kill Japs again For example:>USS West Virginia >sank at Pearl >corpse left to sit there for 2 years >Navy basically does "RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE" and refloats her mangled body >rebuild her with the newest technology available >almost nothing left of the original ship >first thing she does upon returning is hatefuck Yamashiro in the middle of the night >decommissioned immediately after the war ends and is scrapped All she would remember is an immense hatred of all things Japan, us working with them would probably be her final trigger for losing it and trying to go on a murderous rampage.
Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. "Alright let me see it."
Anonymous
>>43338886 >[x] Build a pillow fort with Willie Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. Anonymous
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>>43338869 Obviously, I said best girl.
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
>>43338879 "We'll send the Americans our declaration of war right before hitting Pearl Harbor, then it's not a sneak attack!"
Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[ X ] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom. sfx:menacing
Anonymous
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>>43338886 [ ] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom.
Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[X] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. "What? Are they out of waffles and bacon?"
Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[X] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. I Have The Strangest Feeling... It's like a million ensigns were caught talking about setting up a still and were suddenly silenced
Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[Z] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. "Is there a giant monster? Damnit, did Hate dye my hair or something?!"
Anonymous
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>>43338886 [ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
We still have a sense of humor, guys. Good icebreaker.
Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[x] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. Anonymous
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Surely Anal Peg F will deliver an auzzie boat.
Anonymous
Anonymous
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
>>43338909 >>43338803 You will never, ever get your pillowfort. I have declared war upon the pillowfort, war upon the concept, and genocide upon the entire general SENTIMENT behind pillowforts.
Damn your pillowforts. Damn them to hell, I say!
Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[x]Disregard stares. Acquire bacon. Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[X] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. It's the cane, isn't it?
Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[x] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom. Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[X] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. Anonymous
>>43338886 [ ] Fuck this shit, take Willie to a real goddamn restaurant.
none of this hazing bullshit, fuck off shipsluts
Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma
>>43338886 "Why is everyone quite Ise?" "I dunno Hyuuga maybe it's like bird watching?"
Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[] Fuck this noise. Acquire food and coffee. Lots of coffee. Anonymous
Hey planefag, how many foreign shipgirls are there on base?
Anonymous
>>43338886 >[x] Tap the cane against the floor. Once. Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
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>>43338955 Well, that's a clear position if I ever heard one.
>>43338886 >[X] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. Sometimes, feigning ignorance can help.
Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. Keep casual...
Death by Chains !!liYaJRHdpR+
Attention: UnAble Seaman Britfag
Re: HMS Warspite write-up
You wanted to know what I meant about your punctuation and paragraph-spacing? I’ve done an edit to show what I meant and put it in a pastebin so you can download it for comparison. (It's got a one-week lifespan, so work fast!) I have to apologise, though: your spacing was dodgy at places, but the horrible punctuation issues were mostly stuff I was mis-remembering from the Native American piece fluffbringer did.
Pastebin to 'fixed' Warspite:
http://pastebin.com/pGnAsC8r Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[x] Give no fucks, acquire food for Willie and yourself. Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. Anonymous
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>>43338890 >Write-ins working in an Aviation Sodomite thread. Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[ ] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom. Death by Chains !!liYaJRHdpR+
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>>43338886 >[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. A little humour to break the tension.
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
>>43338990 w o w
gonna eat real quick and write, VOTES CALLED
>>43339001 [REDACTED]
Anonymous
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>>43338981 I think it's less hazing as it is we've managed to make multiple-thousand-ton warships scared of us.
Anonymous
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>>43338886 [ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
what's up, doc
Starshadow
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>>43338886 >you note the door guard has become door guards, and they're both carrying M-4s with bulkier-looking magazines on their plate carriers than you remember, Casket mags? What else could it be?
the fluff bringer !!LZgdL3bvwfv
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>>43338886 [ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
Anonymous
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma
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>>43338949 Remove this terrorist from the premise
Anonymous
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>>43338955 I WILL HAVE MY PILLOWFORT IF I HAVE TO BUILD IT UPON YOUR ROTTEN CORPSE PLANEFAG
Anonymous
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[x] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. After laughing at our own joke, go get coffee and grub and generally give negative fucks. Get some PILOT into us.
Anonymous
>>43338886 >[x] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. If Willie is the center of attention, let /tg/ do what /tg/ normally does when /tg/ finds a little girl: daughteru
Anonymous
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[x] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom. We admiral now.
Anonymous
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>>43339051 Different question, then. Are there any standouts?
Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[ ] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom. Anonymous
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[X] Fuck this shit, take Willie to a real goddamn restaurant. Fuck those guys.Lets see if we can go 3 for 3
Anonymous
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>>43339014 >>43339076 Give me a ping, Settle. One ping only, please.
Anonymous
People, see this
>>43339051 ? you can stop voting now.
Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[x]Other - O'doyle rules! Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. Anonymous
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>>43339124 >[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
>>43339124 You know they'll never stop until the update comes.
Anonymous
>>43339093 Willie isn't the center of attention.
It's Mr."I murdered two people in a sword fight and I've showed up like it's no big deal"
Anonymous
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>>43338886 [ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
[ ] other
"morning~"
Complete utter lack of fucks
Anonymous
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>>43339154 >[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. Anonymous
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So they've all seen the vid...now might be the appropriate time for the cane tap, a snort, and getting some fucking breakfast with Willie. Lack of reaction might be the biggest statement - like you can sword yaks on a daily basis...
Anonymous
Destroyers are not for lewds.
Anonymous
>>43339158 >murdered It wasn't murder.
Anonymous
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>>43338886 [ ] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking pillow fort and just... loom.
[ ] Look around for whatever pillow fort that's caught their attention.
[x] Fuck this shit, take Willie to a real goddamn pillow fort.
Anonymous
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>>43339180 Destroyers are for headpats.
Anonymous
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>>43339180 Lewd incarnate!
Anonymous
>>43338981 This isn't hazing. It has nothing to do with Willie, and everything to do with us and our newfound reputation as Sworder of Yaks.
Anonymous
>>43339197 Even if it's self-defense, most people tend to have some sort of mental reaction to killing other people.
Anonymous
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>>43339239 >most people tend to have some sort of mental reaction to killing other people. Pussy ass vegans.
Anonymous
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Go for coffee while we sing to ourselves>This is my knive, >this is my sword. >One is for killing, >The other's for love.
Anonymous
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>>43338902 >WeeVee I swear I'll remember to get pictures of the damn AA gun and plaque one of these days.
Anonymous
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>>43338886 >[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. Anonymous
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>>43339227 Wait 'till the LA story gets out.
Ryan Settle, Legendary Warrior, makes the hearts of war machines go doki-doki.
Anonymous
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>>43339239 God damn hippies.
Anonymous
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Fuck it, I know it's lame, but I'd almost suggest going back to bed and waiting until Goto or someone actually needed you because fuck those guys.
Death by Chains !!liYaJRHdpR+
>>43339239 Considering that these are all warships, and ones that kill Abyssals every time they sortie? I'd imagine it's more "Oh, wow, who knew the Old Man was THAT badass?" than "That cold-blooded motherfucker shanked two bitches last night and he's not even fazed this morning."
Anonymous
Guys What if the Yakuza have been infiltrated by Abyssal Sleepers?
Anonymous
Anonymous
She's a killing machine, not for sexual.
Anonymous
>>43339330 Nothing changes. We kill them.
Anonymous
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>>43339318 It's not just warships looking at Settle right now.
Anonymous
>>43339330 What if the JMSDF has been infiltrated by Abyssal Sleepers?
What if the USN has been infiltrated by Abyssal Sleepers?
What if we've really been an Abyssal Sleeper all along?
Anonymous
>>43339332 who's that pokemon?
Anonymous
>>43339239 Settle's reaction to the first men he killed at LA was to bury it deep, deep, down.
Two more skeletons in that closet isn't shit
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43339352 >Settle defeats abyssal in sword duel >Kanmusu fleet collectively floods their panties Anonymous
>>43339375 What if the Abyssals have been infiltrated by Abyssal Sleepers?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43339399 Wonder if Goto knows kendo. Settle and Goto mono-o-mono in the ring to see who is Top Teitoku.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
So~....when are we gonna start calling Fubuki 'Ma'am'? I mean after all she is the mothr of modern destroyers.
Anonymous
>>43337169 Where is the Willy column?
Anonymous
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>>43339414 >The spy is linked to someone within our ranks! Anonymous
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>>43339451 When Willie starts calling Settle 'Papa'.
/k/ripple !!O4zZuNcAXAx
Anonymous
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>>43339435 >Settle and Goto have a kendo match. >Every ship-girl on base arrives to watch. >No matter who wins, they are both fucked. Anonymous
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>>43339457 >Implying I'm the crazed sonofabitch who made this Anonymous
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>>43339399 >Damage Control teams going to battle stations right now >Small alarms can be heard all over the canteen planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
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>>43339239 >>43339393 writing, please wait warmly
Anonymous
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>>43339399 >Settle defeats entire Yakuza in duels >Abyssals collectively floods their panties Anonymous
>I could be at home right now watching ster, playing robits, and shit posting about waifus >instead I am on a phone sneaking peeks at this thread while slowly losing my will to live Don't get a job, NEETfags
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
>>43339511 >so many mornings reading MGNQ on my phone in that fucking kiosk i feel u bro
Anonymous
>>43339511 I know that feel, bro. But someone has to pay for the hug pillows.
Anonymous
>>43339511 yup. piss breaks become more frequent when threads are up.
Anonymous
>>43339447 What if Harder was a
tomboy Anonymous
Planefag writan. Post Duckies
Anonymous
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>>43339552 But we already know Harders a trap. Torpedosluts can't really be boys.
Anonymous
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>>43339511 >>43339529 >>43339532 >>43339545 Planefag, destroying the world economy since 2008.
Anonymous
>>43338824 Did someone say best girl?
Anonymous
>>43339511 I wish I had a job. Inactivity is driving me up the wall.
Anonymous
>>43338824 Matter of time before we run into her.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43339605 >she's in our office on our desk in that outfit TAKE ME NOW MIGHTY WARRIOR-KNIGHT
Anonymous
>>43339511 >ster As in the relatable gamer dude ster?
Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma
Anonymous
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>>43339511 >Posting from an easy class >>43339632 dirt
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>>43339600 Having a job doesn't mean you won't be active. I'm at work right now, shit posting the hours away. Though 4chan mobile sucks a donkey dick.
Anonymous
>>43339668 Is there any other?
Anonymous
>>43339414 >Naka realizes her other half has been a reverse Mole all along. Anonymous
>>43339716 'course not
You feeling Overwatch? Anonymous
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>>43339605 like death, or old age.
Anonymous
If Hate was a girl would (s)he truly be the perfect battle wife?
Anonymous
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>>43339766 nah, too many STD's
Anonymous
Rolled 6 (1d8) >>43339720 "What do you mean you're a plant too?"
Anonymous
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>>43339477 Dem stockings.
White is the best color after all.
Anonymous
>>43339742 it lacks the beautiful simplicity of tf2. And obviously needs to look at some mechanics. Overall I am feeling it though. Anonymous
>>43339583 Shokaku has been missing for the last few threads.
Anonymous
>>43339779 >"What if I'M a spy?" ~Revolver 'Shalashaska' Ocelot Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
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>>43339810 Don't be ridiculous. Ocelot is always a spy.
Even when he isn't. Especially when he isn't.
Anonymous
>>43339810 What if Settle is a spy?
Anonymous
You know what's better than one crane? Two!
Anonymous
>>43339851 Abyssalon
They come from the Deep.
And they have a plan.
Revolver Ocelot
>>43339810 Revolver Ocelot
Anonymous
>>43339875 Remember what happens if you catch your cranewife weaving.
Anonymous
>>43339600 I have never pondered my own mortality and looming, imminent death more than when I got a job
Anonymous
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>>43339888 Revolver Ocelot
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43339332 Oh god, I literally drove that stretch of road on shore last night on the way back from Alameda last night.
There's literally houses everywhere there now.
Anonymous
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>>43339790 True enough I heard some Blizzard-related gaming team tried to snipe Froyo for it though Anonymous
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so when do we send a team down to the ocean floor with a nuke to plug the portal?
dirt
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>>43339875 That's a crane and a turkey. Still acceptable.
Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
>>43339881 If the Cylons showed us anything, it's that they didn't have a plan beyond "Fuck everything. Especially ourselves."
>>43339888 And with a triple eight...
You truly are Revolver Ocelot.
Anonymous
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>>43339917 I hate being inactive. Being a NEET does have it's perks though. Finally got around to teaching myself moonrunes that I'd been putting off for years.
Anonymous
>>43339943 You bad mouthing my toaster again?
Anonymous
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>>43339600 I want to see a version of this with
Naka .
Hamp
>>43339447 I'd...
Nah... Just... Nah.
Anonymous
>>43339975 Remember Hamp, Rule 34: If it exists then there is porn of it.
Yes, even of abyssals.
Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
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>>43339965 No. I'd never do that. You toaster provides a useful service to you every morning.
The Cylons, on the other hand...
>>43339975 >>43339994 Especially the Abyssals. But still slightly less than the Ship Girls.
Anonymous
>>43339994 There's probably some of Hate and Settle after that nonsense in Akihabara. If only as some weird form of otaku revenge.
Anonymous
So, when will Fubuki be clued in that she's essentially the mother of all modern (read: developed after WW1) destroyers?
KTKM
Anonymous
>>43339804 which is a tad worrying atm. One'd think after the fuss with the fight she'd show up.
hopefully nothing bad happened.
Hamp
>>43339994 Yeah, found that 2chan site the Jap kids use. Entire section for abyssals.
An. Entire. Section.
Sure, there's another three for the other shipgirls, but some people want to put their dicks in anything.
Anonymous
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>>43340037 With leashes and everything!
Anonymous
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>>43340027 When some sadistic bastard feels like making her feel like an old hag.
So probably next time she manages to annoy Hate...
Anonymous
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>>43340045 She always have a plan.
She is a manipulative one.
Anonymous
>>43339888 >Uses a Colt Single-Action revolver >Master of memes >Infatuated with their boss >One of the older members of the cast >They've got Twelve. Shots. >Amazing Ass Arizona really is best girl
Anonymous
>>43340027 She probably knows.
Just means she has to try harder.
Anonymous
>>43340027 When she gets knocked up and starts giving birth to Fletchers and Arleigh Burkes.
Anonymous
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With all of the injuries Settle's taking to his legs he needs to get back into PT....Shoukaku can help!
Anonymous
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>>43340037 Reign your lewdness already girl, for Christ's sake.
Anonymous
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>>43339975 You wouldn't know what to do with yourself
or would you Anonymous
>>43340050 >Yeah, found that 2chan site the Jap kids use. Entire section for abyssals. What is WRONG with them?
Anonymous
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>>43340037 Jesus christ woman you're half a step from full on Fujoshit territory
Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
>>43340060 You forgot "Open Sadist and Torture Master."
Though if Arizona shares that with Ocelot... Settle might want to run.
>>43340088 ... Are you really asking that question?
Anonymous
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>>43340088 Does thou not wish to convert them with dick?
Anonymous
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>>43340062 So what you're saying is to get Higgins we need to knock up the fuck up.
Revolver Ocelot
>>43340061 But that would cuck Naka.
Anonymous
>>43340103 >120' of silk rope Anonymous
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>>43340120 She is angry enough to use them now too.
Anonymous
>>43339975 what about your sisters?
Anonymous
tatsuta
Anonymous
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>>43340136 LOOOO-AAAH-VEEEEELE
Revolver Ocelot
>>43340136 What's this girl's name again?
Anonymous
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>>43340103 >Thinks back to that night she found him drunk and tied him up... Well....
Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
>>43340120 ... Settle needs to run and/or find a new bodyguard.
>>43340112 And why would we do that, hmm? ... Or is that one of your plots, Ocelot?
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
You fixate on the closest set of stares and turn, bewildered, looking for the source. As you find more people to the side, you follow their stares, till you've turned in a complete circle. Having surveyed the room completely, you come to a halt, totally bewildered. “What is he looking for, Hyuuga?” Ise asks, her bright voice seeming to echo across the conspicuously silent room. Hyuuga sighs. “First Kitakami, now the Admiral,” she says in a soft voice that everyone can hear clearly. “Admiral~” she calls out, louder. “Willie Dee is right behind you!” You twist 'round to find Willie, who's been clinging to your back throughout the maneuver. “Oh, so she is.” You glance around the room suspiciously before patting her on the back. “It's okay. I'm sure Hate will break something more expensive by noon, and then *he'll* be famous.” With the tension broken, voices start to murmur again and you're able to reach the buffet bar and load your plate up. You query Willie for preferences and load her tray according to her tentative, almost inaudible replies, then pick out a table - incidentally, the nearest one seems to just clear out for you. Willie accepts her tray and starts eating very, very quietly.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43340170 Wiley will defend us!
Anonymous
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>>43340160 I DON'T FUCKING KNOW MAYBE IT'S IN THE PICTURE OR SOMETHING
Anonymous
So's anyone realized that Arizona's a premie Abyssal yet?
Anonymous
Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
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>>43340181 ... I think we're going to need more dakka.
>>43340177 See? Told you it'd work.
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
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Based on your reception, you really, *really* need to find out what the hell this “video” is about. Unless Sendai recorded something shakey on her cameraphone that made you look like SettleSquach, you can't figure what's got them all so... weird. On to other concerns, then. “So, Willie?” “Ahp!?” she says, choking halfway through her milk. “How've you been doing this past week?” She seems to shrink in her chair - she's already small enough to need a booster seat, and now she can barely look at you over her scrambled eggs. “Umkay.” “So how's your training been?” “Naka... is nice,” Willie allows. “She... never gets angry with me. Even when I shot her.” “You what!?” That was a mistake - Willie vanishes under the table, only her slightly-vibrating hat still visible. “I d-d-didn't m-m-mean t-to!” “Just a training round, right?” She sniffs. “Yes...” “And what about Sammy?” The hat starts vibrating faster. “U-uh s-sh-she's s-s-s-cary-” “Has she been helping you?” “S-she said sh-she was g-g-gonna g-g-g-rape me if I d-d-didn't s-s-stop her, and, uh, she, uh-” You fold your hands together and give Willie's hat a dark glare over your knuckles. “Grape?” “L-like c-c-ram me into a b-b-arrel and s-mash m-me up, uh, I think...? It sounds b-b-b-baaaaad!” You really, *really* have to chat with Hate about this bullshit. “So what happened?”
Anonymous
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planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
“She c-c-chased me i-into a corner and k-kept coming really slow, and I missed I missed *every shot* till she was RIGHT THERE and the laughing the laughing was so ah no no nonononononono-” “Willie, focus.” “And I s-s-shot her-!” “... and?” “She laughed more and s-s-aid I just had to g-g-et c-closer, w-was all,” Willie replies, her eyes visible over the eggs again. “Well... I guess that does sound like Sammy,” you allow. “Do I h-have t-to keep training with her?” Willie says miserably. “She's so *scary...*” “She was just trying to show you what you can do,” you offer weakly. “I mean, she's scarier than an abyssal, so if you can hit her at close range-” Willie shakes her head, braid whipping around as her eyes tear up. “I d-don't want to b-b-e like her.” “What? Why not?” “W-when she c-climbed on tt-t-top of that A-a-abyssal and s-s-started... *hitting...*” Willie sinks out of sight again. “S-she... she was...” [ ] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? [ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. [ ] Why don't you want to be like that, Willie? What's so bad about it?
Anonymous
>>43340193 You mean Naka, right?
Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[ ] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. "You saved her kid, take pride in that."
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>>43340234 >[X] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? Poor Willie. She deserves lots of head pats.
Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. Accept the daughteru.
Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[X] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[ ] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? >[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[x] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? Anonymous
>>43340234 >[x] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? Are we turning into Sammy?
Anonymous
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>>43340234 >You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. You did good, kid
/k/ripple !!O4zZuNcAXAx
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>>43340234 >[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[ ] Why don't you want to be like that, Willie? What's so bad about it? Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
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>>43340234 ... So, either bring back yesterday (which scares her), bolster Willie's confidence (or die trying) and... try to bolster her confidence in a very clumsy way.
...
>[x] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[ ] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? >[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[ ] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[ ] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[ ] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like a pillow fort? >[x] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after the pillow fort, you swatted them down like nobody's business. >[ ] Why don't you want to be like a pillow fort, Willie? What's so bad about it? Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. >[ ] Why don't you want to be like that, Willie? What's so bad about it? Anonymous
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>>43340215 >Offering shitty zeroes. >Not glorious American Hornets. Anonymous
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>>43340234 [X] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.
Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma
>>43340234 >[X] Why don't you want to be like that, Willie? What's so bad about it? >settle right now Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. Anonymous
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>>43340234 #>[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. dirt
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>>43340234 >[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[X] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? To be honest, I'm really glad that we're getting to spend some 'quiet time' with Williw even if almost every shipgirl on base is listening in on our conversation.
the fluff bringer !!LZgdL3bvwfv
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>>43340234 [ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.
Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[ ] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? >[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. Spectral
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>>43340234 >[ ] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[X] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? Anonymous
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>>43340234 [x] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after the pillow fort, you swatted them down like nobody's business.
[x] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy?
Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
>>43340271 Nope. We're turning into something far, far worse.
>>43340315 I can tell that would go SMASHINGLY.
Anonymous
So planefag, with abyssals returning, do you think we would go back to using WWII camo styles?
Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[x] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. Death by Chains !!liYaJRHdpR+
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>>43340234 >[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. Positive reinforcement. Willie's a sweet girl, but she really needs to realise how good she is. (Even if she doesn't revel in it like Sammy, she can take pride in ably and fiercely defending her friends and allies.)
Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[ ] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? Anonymous
>>43340349 >We're turning into something far, far worse. So we're becoming a marine?!
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>[X] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.
/k/ripple !!O4zZuNcAXAx
>>43340352 That looks awesome.
Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[X] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? >[X] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
>>43340371 No, not that bad. Just a Demon driven by revenge and hatred.
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>>43340234 >[ ] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? UnAble Seaman Britfag
>>43338468 Wha? Who called my name?
Sorry guys, I was robbing banks. What's up? What're we voting on?
...What? I was playing vidya. Don't look at me that way.
Ghostdivision !!CGHItaQ/Fwn
Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[X] Why don't you want to be like that, Willie? What's so bad about it? Anonymous
>>43340407 So we've gone NUCLEAR, huh?
Anonymous
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We have to send this to the yak HQ.
Anonymous
>>43340271 OH GOD WHAT WILL SAMMY SAY WHEN SHE MEETS US?
Anonymous
>>43340424 He edited your Warspite into a semblance of readability
It's ok, I'm about to fire up some SCREAM FORTRESS Anonymous
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>[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.
Anonymous
>>43340407 Then you could say Settle has
such a lust for revenge. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! Anonymous
Hmm what kind of Kancolle MMDs do you folks want me to find this time.....first reply gets chosen.
Anonymous
>>43340424 Kill your self.
The faggot transcribing the story to SB had something for you and devided to post it here instead of being reasonable and taking it to a PM.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43340234 >[ ] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
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>>43340433 Pretty much. Settle just has periods of pretending he isn't NUCLEAR.
>>43340439 Well, it's Settle obviously.
Anonymous
Where is the love for the torpedo bombers anons?
Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma
Anonymous
>>43340443 Something saucy.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
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>>43340443 The Sigmarite Empire.
... What? I want to see if it can be found.
Anonymous
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>>43340463 Well here's a torpedo bomber pilot having a drink after a mission.
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43340466 There's nothing saucier than a Battleboat belly dancing for her Teitoku's BURNING LOVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebFvPTkzp9w Anonymous
>>43340463 >torpedo bombers >implying dive bombers aren't better Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
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>>43340490 The Urbanmech, Truly the staple of the Inner Sphere.
>>43340465 I'd play that.
Anonymous
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Give her the torpedo.
Anonymous
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>>43340435 How fucking BADASS he is and that he should come with us next time?!
Anonymous
>>43340444 Do the Pms even work for people with a trip ano? For all he knows it wouldn't work. At least by putting it in here he increases the chance of him seeing it.
Any why so hostile? No one was giving a fuck until you came up.
Anonymous
>>43340497 It doesn't work if you got something over your belly.
Starshadow
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>>43340465 STADTKOLOSSSSSSS
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>>43340534 >that face dear god
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>>43340502 Dive bombers are for suicide runs.
Hamp
>>43340136 What about YOUR sisters?
*ssssip*
Don't dare think I couldn't.
Anonymous
What were the limits to the upgrades we could give our shipsluts again?
Death by Chains !!liYaJRHdpR+
>>43340424 Ah, there you are.
Like
>>43340436 said, please see
>>43339017 for a link to a version of the Warspite piece that I've edited to show what I meant. Please download it and compare it to your original. I would've proposed doing something like it in the KCQ thread where I raised it, but... erm... I didn't actually see your response until the threads were archived.
>mistakesweremade.jpg >>43340444 Wait, 4chan has a PM system? Where? Since when?
>inb4 'lurk moar' Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43340502 gib dauntless
SB2C a shit
Anonymous
>>43340528 >IRC exists >/query exists >#swq has a fucking bot that will hold PMs for you if the person is offline Guys, if you need to coordinate or talk to each other, a thread on 4chan is not it.
UnAble Seaman Britfag
>>43340444 Sorry I've somehow done something to offend?
>>43340528 PMs? I'm not even ON SB!
>>43340556 Oh! Thanks. I'll give it a look. Since you offered your advice, I've been very conscious about paragraphing, so thanks for that.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43340552 I don't have 5 potentially sexy sisters.
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>>43340553 We have no goddamned clue
Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
>>43340578 >Assuming everyone goes to the IRC or cares about it. Anonymous
>>43340565 If only KanColle had attack/scout planes.
If only KanColle had USN boats
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>>43340553 No heart surgery, so no powerplant changes.
Weapons and radar seem to be fair game though. Arizona could be upgraded to Colorado standards with 8x16 inch guns and a shitton of AA. Also improved towers and a clipper bow.
Ari refit.png goes here.
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>>43340594 Be still my heart.
That is an amazing combination.
Anonymous
>>43340235 Nope. Naka might BECOME an Abyssal, but that's just because of post-manifestation bullshit she's gone through.
Here's a list of some Abyssal traits:
>Come from fucked over ships >incite discomfort in normal shipgirls >Incredibly powerful and able to take absurd amounts of punishment >Rarely if ever express non-negative emotions >Undyingly loyal to who/whatever is guiding them Last I checked, Ari fits that list almost perfectly.
The physical traits (white skin, glowing eyes, black spikes, teeth) are all additions or alterations to the shipgirl frame.
What if an Abyssal shipgirl manifests normally, is mentally altered towards stoicism and loyalty (or they're summoned to the Abyssals BECAUSE of that mentality) and THEN is altered into an Abyssal form? If one were to summon them post-manifestation but before the physical alterations, you'd have a normal-bodied but incredibly stoic and loyal shipgirl on your hands.
The only thing that stopped Ari from being an Abyssal is that she appeared to us (for no apparent reason).
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>>43340596 If you're gonna writefag it's pretty indespensable.
Also bantz fresh from the tap
Anonymous
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>>43340553 Shame we don't have Gearings, otherwise they'd have Helicopter drones that launched torpedoes.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43340596 >implying half of planefags threads aren't IRC circlejerks >implying #swq isn't /a/ + /k/ + /tg/ central I know you're there, Jew.
Anonymous
>>43340596 They don't want you in there anyway.
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>>43340581 Was talking about the other guy who got pissy. I didn't even know where was one here.
Anonymous
>>43340625 But thats a land based installation
Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
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>>43340629 Actually, I'm not.
>>43340632 Yeah, I suspected that too.
Spectral
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>>43340647 You lack vision
Anonymous
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Hey Ghost is it just me or does Inazuma look like Merlin when wearing glasses? Also have some DesDiv 6 wearing cat ears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe28KN6Bwtg Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
>>43340615 You mean "was assigned to Settle". She just appeared at Pearl and reported in at her designated dock.
Anonymous
>>43340662 NO BULLYING THE USHIO
Also, dat Korosho face.
Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma
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>>43340710 built for abuse
Anonymous
>>43340662 Oh God, that's brilliant. Doubly so because I saw the original.
Anonymous
>>43340755 What is the original?
Anonymous
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>>43340771 >No Pagoda mast Anonymous
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Speaking of Shipgirls becoming Abyssals
Anonymous
>>43340704 Yes, that. Though her appearance at Pearl might help explain why she didn't become an Abyssal: most of the Abyssal ships likely felt betrayed by their countries (because they wouldn't have gotten fucked over if their countries had cared about them). Arizona, meanwhile, knew very well that her fucking over was not her country's fault. So when the Abyssals tried to summon her, she subconsciously (or however you'd describe the mind of a shipgirl before manifestation) refused to work against her country and thus forced herself to manifest over her former body, unable to remember or unwilling to speak of who had summoned her.
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Settle and shoukaku.
Anonymous
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>>43340786 Why did I laugh. That was adorable. Thanks anon.
Anonymous
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>>43340771 >the one in the back I laughed.
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>>43340773 I thought that first one was gonna be a song from Lupin III, and was terribly disappointed.
Anonymous
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>>43340802 Maybe, just maybe, you're overthinking things.
Perhaps she just manifested on her own, much like Harder did.
Anonymous
>>43340771 Where are these pics from? I've been seeing them a lot lately.
UnAble Seaman Britfag
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>>43340802 Wait... Abyssal summoning?
I think we need to be careful on our assumptions, even if it's now obvious the Abyssals have a command structure and organisation. We aren't even sure if they have a base, or production/summoning centre.
My money's still on "Giant floating fortress-city that links to the waters of the underworld by arcane mechanisms," but until that's confirmed, let's err on the side of "we don't know shit," shall we?
Anonymous
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>>43340647 Do you want to know why you lack vision
See
>>43340771 Anonymous
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>>43340802 Some crazy overthinking, misinterpretation of behavior and not noticing important character details goin' on here, m8.
Anonymous
>>43340802 I'm pretty sure she returned at her memorial, so she at least had to know we still cared for her. Good thing too, wouldn't want a battleship of that caliber thinking we completely forgot her after she was sunk at Pearl right?
Anonymous
>>43340465 >the Arrow IV urb can carry a nuke Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Would the torpedoslut of the never-meant-to-be Canada class nuclear submarines fight for Canada?
Anonymous
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>>43340899 Why does not the pagodas not get shot off every battle?
Anonymous
>>43340866 >>I'm pretty sure she returned at her memorial, so she at least had to know we still cared for her. Good thing too, wouldn't want a battleship of that caliber thinking we completely forgot her after she was sunk at Pearl right? Anonymous
>>43340896 All modern Canadian subs would be Abyssals.
We have not been nice to them, no sir.
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>>43340899 Oh god my sides
Anonymous
>>43340949 The ones we bought from Britain? Or the ones that caught on fire?
Or the ones caught on fire in the dock?
Anonymous
Hey Planefag, someone archived one of the last Kantocelle threads with GuPQ tags.
Anonymous
>>43340997 What about the one in Edmonton?
Anonymous
>>43340946 UTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BB-31. Florida Class and such a bad way to go. Didn't even get to keep her guns.
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>>43341002 Must be the sheer time between posts.
Anonymous
Death by Chains !!liYaJRHdpR+
>>43340946 USS Utah had been decommissioned for use as a target hulk before 1941-12-07. I'd imagine they thought they had enough BB-rebuilding to do already.
>>43341002 It was corrected within a day or two.
Starshadow
>>43340997 >Abyssal subs running around the West Edmonton mall. They would probably be too busy eating ice cream and riding the rollercoaster to be a threat.
Anonymous
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>>43341018 That was the best maintained one.
Still off line for a few years already.
But that one can be raised with the children's laughter. Or childrens sobbing.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43340997 Just... our submarines.
There was a long stretch of time where the West Edmonton Mall (in landlocked Alberta) had more fully functional submarines than the Navy, and the only reason that stopped being the case is that the Mall got rid of its subs. I'm not sure how the Navy sub situation has changed since then.
Anonymous
FUCKING SHITTY DICKSUCKING REEEEETARDS GET OFF PLANFAGDS DICK PLANEFAG IS CANCER PLANFAG IS NOT A GOOD QUEST WRITERR DEATH TO SPACEABTTLES DEATH TO IRC DEATH TO SHITTTTTYYY QUESTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>43341048 She's indessposed
Anonymous
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>>43341033 What about getting into the indoor wave pool? That was the best part of the mall.
Or the abyssal watching the seal show every hour.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43341062 More like dess amirite
Anonymous
>>43341032 >USS Utah had been decommissioned for use as a target hulk before 1941-12-07. I'd imagine they thought they had enough BB-rebuilding to do already. Not... quite. She had actually been converted to a mobile target ship in accordance with the terms of the first London Treaty, and was also operating as a fleet machine gun school as of 7 Dec 41. In fact, she was considered one of the most useful ships in the fleet, and there was consideration of converting the Wyoming (similarly converted into a training ship) into "another Utah" in the late 30s.
Anonymous
>>43341048 Providing advice to Arizona on how to catch Settle's heart.
Anonymous
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>>43341061 Edmonton is still waiting for her missing sub daughter.
Anonymous
So when are we going to try to refit a fully manifested shipperson? We were trying to do that a few threads ago right?
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
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“I saw that battle from the top down,” you remind her. “While you were watching Sammy, I was watching you.” Willie's hat is jittering so hard you're afraid it'll part company with her head. “I-I-I-I-” “You did pretty damn good, Willie.” “Iwut-!?” “Yeah.” You grin. “Willie, close range is when most people lose their nerve in a fight. Destroyers pretty much have to fight at close range - you carry torpedoes to give you a standoff weapon to avoid that, but if you want guaranteed hits you've got to close to six, seven thousand yards maximum, and that's damn near suicide against cruisers in the daytime.” You see Willie's head nod slightly - she knows this, of course. “So you see someone closing to point-blank range deliberately, despite having a longer-ranged weapon, well, you know they're out to put blood on the walls. And that usually scares people. That's when Captains turn away and shadow half their guns, long before they could've launched torpedoes. That's when people panic and make mistakes that cost them the battle. And that's half the reason the aggressive ones charge, like Sammy did. But when you're backed into a corner and death is almost upon you, suddenly, you just can't miss.”
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>>43341089 You mean how to tie up Settle's heart?
Anonymous
>>43341080 PISS OFF USLESS IJ N SHIPS GO SUCK DICKS AND DIE LIKE THE STUPID KAMIKAZE RETARDS YOU ARE REEEE FUCKING IJN SHITS FUCKING FUCKING SHITS FUCK OFF DESS FUCK OFF YAMATO DESHI FUCK OFF NAKACHAN 2-4-11 2-4-11 2-4-11 2-4-11 2-4-11 FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
Willie surfaces once more, pulling her hat down onto her head with both band-aided hands. “... r-really?” “Didn't you watch the video of yourself?” She shakes her head. “When those torpedo bombers had their last go at Hornet, you really clobbered the hell out of 'em. Now, were you scared for your own life?” She nods vigorously, and you feel your mouth quirk. “Well, uh, were you *more* worried about Hornet?” “Y-yes,” Willie said. “B-because s-she w-w-as s-stuck w-w-with me...” “Well, that explains it,” you say. “They were going after your carrier - so you protected her. Some destroyers are natural hunters, and others are natural escorts. Looks like you're an escort.” Willie seems to steady a little. “I-is t-t-hat g-g-ood?”
Anonymous
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>>43341116 Son, you have a condition. See a medical professional.
NAVYFAG
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>>43341097 That was yesterday*. The brass still needs time to work out how the hell to do that.
*yesterday being in reference to the in-quest timeline. Jesus fuck, it hasn't even been two weeks and Settle's already causing PTSD in botes.
Anonymous
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>>43341121 >You're an escort lewd
Anonymous
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>>43341121 Awww. When will we see Willey protecting her brood?
KONGOU DESS B853n4Oiuk
>>43341048 >Where's Kongou? planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
“Very,” you say, smiling at her. “It means you care about other people, deeply. So deep that when they're in danger you can't not protect them, no matter how scared you are.” Wille's eyes begin to tear up as her mouth goes wiggly. “B-b-bb-ut-” “No buts!” you insist. “You proved yourself in that fight, kid. Time to give yourself some credit.” Willie sniffles, staring at you a bit, then slides out of her chair and carefully walks around the round table. She closes her eyes and barrels over the last few feet in a rush to bury her face in your shirt, hugging you tightly. You ruffle her hair affectionately (she lost her hat in the mad dash) till she calms down a bit. Looking up, you find the entire room staring at you and give them all a look so nasty that some actually look away. Chikuma and Tone are looking at their plates abashedly, but Hayashimo's one visible eye is fixated on you with disconcerting intensity, her pale complexion slightly flushed. Willie's tiny frame stiffens as she hears the hush - whatever else her failings, she can read the atmosphere pretty well. You feel a flash of anger heating your blood, and draw in breath for a sharp rebuke - - when Lt. Hate walks through the door. And he is completely, totally covered in spiders. Within half a second you and Willie have effectively ceased to exist as everyone watches Hate stroll up to the breakfast bar, a veritable army of small spiders swarming up and down his uniform. He serves himself, takes the carafe right out of the coffee pot and carries it all to your table, carefully brushing a few spiders off his ass before plopping down to your left. “Skipper,” he says amicably, saluting with his carafe before sipping from it.
Anonymous
>>43341020 Oh they took her guns and gave her a memorial, how tragic.
Anonymous
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>>43341121 ESCORT destroyer!
Paid to be absolutely adorable!
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
“AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-” Willie screams as one of the liberated ahracnids crawls under the table and towards her shoes. She scrambles into your lap before you can protest, her arms wrapped around your neck for protection. “Oh, sorry about that,” Hate says. “Didn't think of the destroyers.” He begins brushing the spiders off gently with his butterknife, which just causes a swarm of little arachnids to start diffusing through the room. You hear tables and chairs scraping as the weaker-willed shipgirls bug out, so to speak, as you princess-carry a shivering Willie a few feet clear of the table. [ ] “...You are covered in spiders. [ ] “...You actually apologized to me.” [ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”
Anonymous
>>43340802 >most of the Abyssal ships likely felt betrayed by their countries (because they wouldn't have gotten fucked over if their countries had cared about them) I guess starting a suicidal war with a vastly superior enemy for your right to kill, rape, and steal your way across Asia unimpeded doesn't count then
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>>43341127 NO PISS OFF DONT CONNECT ME TO THAT NIP LOVING FAGGOT TRAITOR I SEE HIM LOSING HIS FUCKING SHIT OVER SOME STUPID WASHED OUT IDOL WANNABE REMOVE ALL NIP LOVERS REMOVE REMOVE HATE, SETTLE ALL OF EM THEY'RE ALL TRATIROS TO THE U S OF FUCKINNGGGGG A
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>>43341161 Nah not tragic. Rusty metal languishing at the bottom of pearl.
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[ ] “...You are covered in spiders. might as well go for the obvious
KONGOU DESS !B853n4Oiuk
>>43341148 >no trip code nice try dess!
>>43341048 Kongou is busy preparing tea for teitoku!
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[X] “...You actually apologized to me.” >[X] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?” Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[x] “...You are covered in spiders. >[x] “...You actually apologized to me.” Pinch ourselves. We must still be knocked out.
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[X] “...You actually apologized to me.” "I guess I need to apologize too now. What."
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[x] “...You are covered in spiders. Then the apology then staring matter.
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[ ] “...You actually apologized to me.” Anonymous
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>>43341189 "Did you get covered in spiders *just* to cause a scene?"
>[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?” Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[ ] “...You actually apologized to me.” Anonymous
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>>43341189 [x] “...You are covered in spiders.
[x] “...You actually apologized to me.”
[x] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”
[X] "... And what's the scuttlebutt saying about me?"
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?” Don't even bring up the spiders.
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[ ] “...You are covered in spiders. Anonymous
>>43341160 >Hayashimo likes the admiral that she sees? Which girl was Hayashimo again?
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[X] “...You actually apologized to me.” Anonymous
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>[X] “...You are covered in spiders.
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[ ] “...You are covered in spiders. >[ ] “...You actually apologized to me.” Anonymous
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>>43341194 Because of HONOUR AND DUTY, nope.
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[ ] “...You actually apologized to me.” This is the most improbable.
UnAble Seaman Britfag
>>43341121 Escorts may not be as glamorous as the dash-in-and-fuck-your-shit-up destroyers, but they're about twice as essential. Most ships possess the ability to ruin someone's day, but it takes a special breed to stop someone ELSE from pushing the shit in you want to stay un-pushed.
>>43341160 >Spiders Oh god. Hate, do we even WANT to know?
>>43341189 >[x]All of the above, but let's focus on the last one Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[ ] “...You actually apologized to me.” Hate, what's wrong?
Anonymous
>>43341194 Was Oct 44 the turkey shoot?
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[x] “...You actually apologized to me.” >[x] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?” Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[ ] “...You are covered in spiders. We are masters of the obvious,
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[ ] “...You actually apologized to me.” This is the most baffling thing.
We can figure out why people are staring at us after we solve this great mystery.
Anonymous
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>[x] “...You are covered in spiders. >[x] “...You actually apologized to me.”
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[X] “...You are covered in spiders. >[X] “...You actually apologized to me.” >[X] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?” Anonymous
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>>43341160 >>43341189 >[X] “...You are covered in spiders." >[X] “...You actually apologized to me.” Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[x] “...You are covered in pillow forts. >[ ] “...You actually apologized to the pillow fort.” >[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at the pillow fort today?” Anonymous
>>43341189 >[ ] “...You are covered in spiders. >[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?” >>43341226 The one that almost died in the last battle. The Yuugumo class DD.
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>Elsewhere, planefag smacking fluffbringer right in the nuts. Fuckin brutal.
Anonymous
>>43341208 >3/4 milk >microwave >brewed in a coffee mug >no teapot in sight >kettles not even mentioned KONGOU
EXPLAIN THIS SHIT
dirt
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>>43341189 >[ ] “...You actually apologized to me.” Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?” Anonymous
>>43341247 I would say destroyers were designed to be escorts more than Sammy types.
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[x] “...You actually apologized to me.” The spiders are just a diversion
Anonymous
Starshadow
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>>43341189 >HOW DO I SHOT WEB? Anonymous
>>43341268 Ahhh. So Destroyer Yamata?
Death by Chains !!liYaJRHdpR+
>>43341189 >[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?” The spiders are another rabbit-hole, a fresh form of insanity we just don't want or need to go near.
Actually acknowledging that Hate apologised invites a fresh shitstorm in our still-uncertain friendship, especially after his tantrum last night.
Just play it all off and 'act' dumb about everyone staring. Hopefully that'll get us some answers about this famous video.
Anonymous
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>[X] “...You actually apologized to me.”
Anonymous
>>43341275 Wait, that works for tea?
Be right back, trying.
Anonymous
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>>43341160 >Fucking spiders. This is my nightmare.
Anonymous
the fluff bringer !!LZgdL3bvwfv
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>>43341189 [ ] “...You actually apologized to me.”
[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”
The spiders are just another day here.
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[X] “...You are covered in spiders." Anonymous
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>>43341279 A bit of both, really. You can trade entire squadrons of tin cans for a capital ship and still come out on top in the tonnage trade. They do make really good escorts, simply because they're a fraction of the tonnage (and thus, cost) of even a Cruiser.
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?” Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
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>>43341189 [x] “...You are covered in spiders.
[x] “...You actually apologized to me.”
[x] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”
... Sorry, but all of the above must be answered.
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >You are covered in spiders. Anonymous
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>>43341284 Ahhh. Thanks anon!
Anonymous
>>43341275 that's disgusting, but not the worst i've seen
some of the lads from durkastan who'd never lived in a house without maids tried to make tea by filling the electric kettle with milk and teabags
it's a good thing we've hit image limit i tell you what
Anonymous
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>>43341311 If you're trying to ruin it, yes.
Anonymous
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>>43341275 >3/4 milk >microwaved >brewed in a coffee mug >no kettles even mentioned I am so fucking pissed that it isn't even funny.
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[ ] “...You actually apologized to me.” Okay Hate what did you do this time and how big of a mess do I have to clean up?
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[x] "...You are covered in spiders." We GOTTA hear this story.
Anonymous
>>43341345 That sounds pretty radical.
Can it work?
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>>43341275 ... Okay, that's... heresy against tea.
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
ONE VOTE. ONE. VOTE. ONE GODDAMN VOTE TODAY IF YOU VOTED FOR EVERYTHING, KILL YOURSELF
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[x] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?” Anonymous
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>>43341275 Isn't microwaving the water the same as boiling it?
Death by Chains !!liYaJRHdpR+
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>>43341279 You've got that backwards, actually. DEs like Sammy were meant to protect convoys and maybe hunt subs (which is why she's so famous for the Samar - she was operating WAY outside her design role); DDs like Willie were meant for convoy-escort, yes, but also for supporting cruisers and heavier ships in front-line operations with their AA, torpedoes, and dual-purpose guns.
>>43341085 Thanks for the correction.
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?” Anonymous
>>43341253 The spike are
Jun 1942: Midway
Nov 1942: Guadalcanal
Jun 1944: Marianas Turkey Shoot
Oct 1944: Leyte Gulf
Nov 1944: Aftermath of Leyte Gulf
Apr 1945: Okinawa
Jul 1945: Bombing of Kure
Anonymous
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I don't know about the other anons or methods of making tea, but starting with hot milk is all kinds of wrong, plain and simple. Microwaving water, maybe. But NOT THE FUCKING MILK.
Anonymous
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>>43341189 [Z] “...You actually apologized to me.”
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?” Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
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>>43341380 Something something cake. Something something eating it too.
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >“...You actually apologized to me.” Anonymous
>>43341380 Killing self brb
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?” Anonymous
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>>43341189 [X] “...You actually apologized to me.”
The spiders and the staring have answers we can guess, but I want to know what drove Hate to this level.
Kongou
>>43341275 I'm a Battleship You learn to make do when you don't have the necessities.
Anonymous
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>>43341380 >[ ] “...You are covered in spiders. >[ ] “...You actually apologized to me.” >[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?” Anonymous
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[X] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[X] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?” Anonymous
i'm fucking sick of planefag's ridiculous attempts at 'questing' because literally half the time all our choices all lead to the same result OR because we didn't autisticly note EVERY LITTLE FUCKIN DETAIL IN EVERY FUCKING POST we get COMPLETELY SHAFTED 30 threads later and there's nothing we can do because "lol shoulda paid attention dummy".
the fluff bringer !!LZgdL3bvwfv
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>>43341380 You should have put that request in with the votes!
UnAble Seaman Britfag
>>43341380 You KNEW this would happen planefag. Why the hell ELSE would you have all that shit happen?!
>>43341417 Kongou, you were MADE in ENGLAND. You should know DAMN WELL that even British TANKS are required by LAW to have a fucking tea kettle aboard! I hardly think the Royal Navy would shirk their cultural responsibility!
Anonymous
>>43341397 Thanks anon!
Wait, we invaded Okinawa?
Anonymous
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>>43341417 >not even the right name, much less the trip nice try
Anonymous
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>>43341438 hay mister salt, how are you today?
Anonymous
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>[X] “...You actually apologized to me.” This is the most surprising thing of all.
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
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>>43341410 THE HERO /TG/ NEEDS
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[] “...You are covered in spiders. Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[X] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?” Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[ ] “...You are covered in spiders "Marine i don't give a damn about the why. i want to know how"
Starshadow
New thread when, we hit peak image a while back.
Anonymous
>>43341473 1430 aircraft lost.
I don't even.
Anonymous
>>43341360 with a tiny heater the size of a lightbulb yeah it'd be fine.
but it was a mighty britbong kettle with a 2.5kW immersion coil. the milk burned.
i got there in time for the screaming.
Anonymous
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>>43341417 Do you mean to tell me that the HIJMS TEATIME TEITOKU does not have numerous boiling vessels, teapots and at least one thermos?
Anonymous
>>43341473 Fast Carrier Force (TF 58) under Vice Admiral Marc A. Mitscher with 88 ships (including 11 fleet carriers, 6 light carriers, 7 battleships and 18 cruisers)
>11 fleet carriers >6 light carriers >7 battleships The Americans are not even trying anymore. This can kill anything.
Anonymous
>>43341468 SHOTS FIRED, repeat, SHOTS FIRED
Anonymous
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>>43341449 read yosef some With the Old Breed, nig.
Anonymous
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>>43341485 And we should be into autosage as well.
Kongou
>>43341448 Japanese Navy. Besides a good milk tea is a good relaxant after a stressful day. Besides someone hid the kettle I have on Base vengeance will be subtle and to the point.
Anonymous
>>43341492 The milk literally was lit on fire?
I have to try this now.
Anonymous
>>43341491 >386 ships damaged What in the actual fuck did they do there. Normandy wasn't that bad.
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
>>43341345 >some of the lads from durkastan who'd never lived in a house without maids tried to make tea by filling the electric kettle with milk and teabags >milk >MAKING TEA OUT OF MILK all these image macros, and here we are at image limit
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>>43341380 I just voted for one them made suggestions on what to do next.
Anonymous
>>43341511 Don't forget that the English sent a support force that included at least 2 carriers, 2 battleships and other assorted ships.
Anonymous
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>>43341528 >implying 3/4 milk brewed in a mug with a microwave is good tea the fact that you need milk or sugar at all means that it is Bad Tea.
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
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>>43341491 >>43341532 Almost certainly kamikaze attacks.
Anonymous
>>43341542 And the Australian were there too.
The Canadian navy voted to turn back and not join in.
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >>43341308 >[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?” I agree.
Anonymous
>>43341536 Milk Tea, it's a thing in the oriental colonies. Especially Hong Kong and colonies of Hong Kong.
Anonymous
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>>43341189 >[x] “...You actually apologized to me.” "Oh hell, I LOST that swordfight last night, didn't I? I died and gone to hell, and you came along to fuck with me."
Anonymous
>>43341542 And the marines had their own escort carriers.
Marines.
With Escort Carriers.
Let how scary that is sink in.
Anonymous
>>43341561 >"Nah buddy, think we'll sit this one out. If those boys even give you any trouble I'll eat my toque." UnAble Seaman Britfag
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>>43341518 And over-penetrated...
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
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>>43341438 nice copypasta
VOTES CALLED. NEW THREAD SOON
Anonymous
>>43341580 It could be worse.
Could be marines with Destroyer Escorts.
Anonymous
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>>43341570 No... Milk tea still involves using water around here.
Its just a lot more milk.
Anonymous
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>>43341580 >Marines. >With Escort Carriers. [ABSOLUTE TERROR]
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43341590 To be fair the largest ship Canada had was a light cruiser.
Anonymous
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>>43341598 Marines piloting Sammies.
Anonymous
>>43341438 I think the problem here is you don't read so good
KONGOU DESS !B853n4Oiuk
>>43341528 >Believing Kongou wouldn't serve proper British tea for teitoku Fake Kongou please go and stay go dess!
Anonymous
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>>43341618 That is an internal combustion engine anon.
Anonymous
So are we going for a two-parter tonight or are we just gonna wrap things up tonight, 700 posts in and imageless at page 9 and dropping?
Anonymous
Can someone tell me what became of the IJN Tosas hull? I can find if it was left on the bottom to rot or scrapped after it was used as a target.
Anonymous
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>>43341642 see
>>43341275 Explain immediately.
Anonymous
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>>43341648 We're going for a two-parter.
Anonymous
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>>43341656 Can't find I mean.
Anonymous
>>43341656 It became an aircraft carrier.
Anonymous
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>>43341642 Hey, Kongou. Any new plans to get your hands on Goto's "torpedo"?
Anonymous
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>>43341189 [X] “...You actually apologized to me.”
Anonymous
>>43341673 Name: Tosa
Namesake: Tosa Province
Ordered: 1918 Fiscal Year
Builder: Mitsubishi, Nagasaki
Laid down: 2 February 1920
Launched: 12 December 1921
Fate: Construction cancelled on 5 February 1922;
Scuttled on 9 February 1925<WHERE
Anonymous
>>43341033 >Canadian Abyssals, They'd torpedo your ship then Surface to apologize for it.
Anonymous
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>>43341705 Nevermind sunk at Bungo
Anonymous
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>>43341710 >torpedo ship >surface to pick up survivors >apologize to each one >nothing personal, just war, sorry Anonymous
Kongou in official sources is a Tea connoisseur. If it is Tea she knows how to make it and enjoys drinking it. Her preference runs toward English teas and really you think she would not make her Admirals favorite tea. Yes she even made Russian tea for Hibiki just don't tell Tenryuu.
Anonymous
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>>43341710 >We're just doing our job eh Anonymous
>>43341739 As long as she can do a decent Darjeeling she's alright in my book. Even for an Armored Cruiser.
Anonymous
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>>43341633 Tell me about Anonymous, why don't he read so good?
Anonymous
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>>43341710 They would be an absolute ass to a german U boat though.
Kongou
>>43341766 Fast Battleship a Fast Battleship Dess
Anonymous
>>43341766 Britbong not knowing how to make a good cup of darjeeling.
I think you underestimate her.
Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
>>43341380 I LIVE. I DIE. I LIVE AGAIN.
Anonymous
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>Battle of Okinawa Battle dragged on so long it started with the US 5th fleet that became the 3rd fleet at the end of it.
Anonymous
>>43341816 stop getting recycled into spare parts at a ship graveyard then.
Starshadow
>>43341807 Wouldn't she be a Nipbong, technically?
>Talking about Kongou >captcha is baby carriages Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
>>43341834 ... Okay, I wasn't even RPing, I was quoting Mad Max.
Anonymous
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>>43341801 You're still not even *trying* to convince us that you're Kongou, are you?
Anonymous
>>43341801 Not according to the Vickers-Armstrong Naval Yard - 37000 tons of Armoured Cruiser.
Anonymous
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>>43341816 Hey, there's some Keepers over there. Why don't you go explode at them.
Anonymous
>>43341850 As long as you keep the name on, people are going to assume you're RPing.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43341850 This guy has it right
>>43341869 Lose the name and people will stop harping on you.
Anonymous
>>43341869 Fuck off, he can RP if he wants to.
At least he's GOOD at it.
Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43341886 Not saying he shouldn't RP, just saying that people will assume that, if he has the name on, he'll be RPing. It's how it works for the other RPing tripfags in this thread.
Anonymous
In 1931 HIJN Kongou was overhauled in to a battleship more armor etc.
Anonymous
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>>43341913 Just because you treat the CA like a BB, doesn't make it a BB.
Anonymous
>>43341898 That's because the other RPing tripfags are all characters in this quest, which would make it extremely awkward if they stopped RPing. Bentus isn't, so it isn't entirely out of the question or even unexpected, at least to me.
Anonymous
Why has everybody not filtered Bentus yet? The thread is so much nicer without his cancer.
Anonymous
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>>43341913 >battleship smug_anime_boy.png
Anonymous
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>>43341913 >more armor Hurr.
Anonymous
>>43341491 People overestimate the effectiveness of the kamikazes. During Okinawa the Japanese flew 1,900 kamikaze sorties and had an effectiness rate of 14.7% (26 ships sunk, 182 hits on allied ships, and 97 damaging near misses). The kill ratio for the kamikazes overall was just 1:3.
Anonymous
>>43341930 I do have him filtered but I can't seem to stop hearing about him because you don't shut the fuck about him
Why don't YOU have him filtered?
Anonymous
>>43341930 Bentus is alright. The problem are the salty people that charge against him every single thread.
Anonymous
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>>43341971 If he filtered him, he couldn't shit up the thread about him as easily.
Anonymous
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>>43341886 >at least he's GOOD at it Yeah, good at derailing threads.
Anonymous
Can we please not start this again?
Anonymous
>>43341963 It might be overestimated, but you can't deny that three planes for one ship is a decent number. Especially considering the amount of flak USN DDs could put up, much less every other ship.
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
>>43341972 I thought it was positively pleasant this thread.
Then I made a mistake in replying to someone who though I was RPing.
And here we are again.
Anonymous
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>>43341847 it's probably a complicated feeling
we were allies when she was laid down, and in the great war.
then suddenly everything gets flipped turned upside down and America is invading like fuckin Mars Attacks
Anonymous
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>>43341994 It's too late, he's going to keep freaking out about this and later claim he was just trolling
Anonymous
>>43341930 I haven't filtered him because he's been around for so damn long he's almost become an integral part of these threads. Seriously, nobody really complained much until recently. Hell, even planefag said he was fine.
Anonymous
>>43341972 I think it's equal parts reeeee and trolls in lush waters.
Poor forum boys are used to every post meritung a reply from someone
Anonymous
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>>43341971 Wow. Planefag said Bentus was K. And everyone else matters infinitely less than planefag. So the verdict is bentus is k.
Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
>>43342020 Well...
>>43342001 He just reiterated it.
Anonymous
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>>43341853 That was before upgrades tho.
Anonymous
>>43342023 It's mostly the latter. So many people here will bite everything, and the shitposters will all bite each other in hopes of getting legitimate posters involved.
Anonymous
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>>43342020 >he's been around for so damn long I've been following Deme since fucking AWiY and I don't attentionwhore with a fucking trip.
Anonymous
>>43341963 >>43342000 The entire reason kamikaze was even a thing was because US Naval AAA would shred any bomber before it got anywhere near close enough to do anything. The only way they could even land hits was to strap 500lb bombs onto supermaneuverable Zeroes and ride them all the way in.
Anonymous
>>43342049 Yeah, that popped up right after I posted.
Anonymous
>>43342000 3 deaths per kamikaze pilot, anon. The sinking rate was 1.3%, or a little over 100 kamikazes per ship sunk.
Death by Chains !!liYaJRHdpR+
>>43341929 >That's because the other RPing tripfags are all characters in this quest Point of order: the only thing I'm RPing as is 'the guy transcribing this quest to other sites for the people whose IT departments block them from reaching 4chan'.
>>43341972 >Bentus is alright. The problem are the salty people that charge against him every single thread. THIS.
Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
>>43342058 Which was horrifyingly wasteful, since most Zeroes didn't get that far.
>>43342070 It surprised me too.
Anonymous
You see this? You see what's going on RIGHT FUCKING NOW? This is why we don't do namefagging and tripfagging. Because even if you're alright, your very presence stirs up shit.
Anonymous
>>43342074 That bad?
That is terrible returns.
Anonymous
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>>43342084 Especially after that started strapping HEAVIER AA to the ships in order to shred incoming planes.
Anonymous
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>>43342081 That's not really RPing, it's just something to make you easier to identify to those who have comments or questions regarding your transcriptions.
the fluff bringer !!LZgdL3bvwfv
>>43342081 I saw your other post DbC. I don't care if my write up is non cannon. I just felt like writing it. Anonymous
>>43342056 >people actually triggered by outsiders >said outsiders who can't seem to fucking grasp the concept of DON'T REPLY It's a gold mine
Anonymous
>>43342085 Hence my theory on Bentus being a dedicated troll like Lanced Jack or Taiga.
Anonymous
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>>43342011 It's not going to stop. EVER.
Anonymous
>>43342084 >Which was horrifyingly wasteful Yeah, but again, only way they could even land hits. RADAR-controlled 5"/38 batteries are ridiculously amazing at destroying medium/large aircraft - Remember how Willy D took an entire torpedo bomber squadron out of the air? That thing we just referenced up thread?
That was Every. Single. Destroyer. And they came in *dozens*
Anonymous
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>>43342081 Hun you aren't RP'ing, you're using the feature for what it's intended for: giving someone who has a role or function that requires a psuedo-identity a way to maintain that.
The other fag on the other hand, is.
Anonymous
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>>43342081 You're not RPing, you're just being a tripfag. That's OK, nothing wrong with it here, but it doesn't have the same legitimacy here as an RPer does.
Anonymous
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>>43342081 Sustained. Baliff, club this man.
Anonymous
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>>43342085 Or you could simply just ignore that they have a trip/name and move on with your life. Whining about him doesn't accomplish anything.
Starshadow
>>43342058 Heavy and medium bomber/torpedo bomber aircraft maybe. There is always the odd dive bomber that snuck in through the clouds and they couldn't do much about it.
USN carriers could also suffer massive casualties from kamikazes because they didn't have armoured decks. By comparison British carriers lost practically no one.
Anonymous
>>43342127 How did we let 389 ships get damaged by the nips in Okinawa then?
Anonymous
>>43342020 How hard have you been skimming? People have been yelling at him since early on. Just long enough for people to realize that he wasn't doing this as a one off thing.
Anonymous
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>>43342114 Honestly this is the best place to get good, angry replies outside of smut threads.
Anonymous
>>43342119 Observing him in his natural habitat, I think it's just autism
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43342141 Is armored deck that expansive to build?
Anonymous
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>>43342145 Supporting an invasion means putting a lot of ships in one place - and then having them stay put. Much easier targets than the high seas.
Anonymous
>>43342141 >snuck in through the clouds >fire control inputs entirely from shipboard radar >clouds Concealment won't save you.
Anonymous
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>>43342092 Yup. If you ever wanted to know more than you thought possible about kamikazes check here
http://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/725163.pdf Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
>>43342119 I'm really not.
>>43342092 Yeah. They managed hits... sometimes.
Which was more than conventional means.
>>43342127 Mo' Dakka is always the answer. Radio controlled Dakka is even better.
>>43342174 Yes. British carriers, to my recollection, were smaller but just about as costly as American ones.
And way harder to repair.
Anonymous
TURKEY TROTS TO WATER GG FROM 4CHAN ANONS TG BOARD INFO COMINCH CTF SEVENTY-SEVEN X WHERE IS RPT WHERE IS THE FUCKING UPDATE RR THE WORLD WONDERS
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>>43342174 It adds a shitton of weight. Modern carriers don't have a truly armored deck, although it's better than wood.
Anonymous
>>43342174 It took up hanger space that could otherwise be used to store aircraft.
Death by Chains !!liYaJRHdpR+
>>43342111 Fair enough. You might have been better served taking it to a KanColle Ideas thread on a more mainstream forum, though - it would have avoided the conflict with planefag's assumed universe. For instance, readers at SpaceBattles or SufficientVelocity would be able to offer criticism and suggestions on improving the piece and your future writings. Anonymous
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>>43342150 I don't skim. I don't even know HOW to skim. It drove me up a tree going through biology and history because I couldn't just skip to the interesting/relevant bits. I learned so much random shit it's not even funny.
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>>43342085 And why should we appease those whiners?
Shipposters aren't going anywhere no matter how much the whiners cry.
Anonymous
>>43342166 Holy shit Japs make the worst music.
Anonymous
>>43342200 Though the armored carriers were a lot easier to get back into flight operations capability after a bomb strike.
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
>>43342141 >USN carriers could also suffer massive casualties from kamikazes because they didn't have armoured decks. By comparison British carriers lost practically no one. They also contributed fuckall to the war effort because of miniscule air wings. Tu~tu~roo~
Anonymous
>>43342165 No, he's persistent enough to be a troll. If he wasn't a troll he would have dropped the name as soon as people started impersonating him instead of taking a trip. I think he just enjoys baiting people.
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>>43342220 I can think of at least two styles that are worse.
Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma
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>>43342220 You're retarded.
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>>43342230 GET BACK TO WRITING
Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
>>43342216 Random shit is often the most hilarious part of History, though.
>>43342229 Trade-offs. The British preferred a carrier that could take a pounding and keep going, even with a limited contingent. The Americans preferred a carrier that could be repaired quickly and field a lot of aircraft.
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>>43342233 People from other sites usually double-down on their identity. He's probably just an autist.
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>>43342200 The self-righteous attitude only catapults you into the worst kind which is a passive aggressive troll. Good fucking job.
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>>43342201 I like you anon.
But is planefag going to sulk for a few hour pretending to be refueling now?
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Khar-Selim
>>43342255 Do you remember me, brother
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>>43342233 I'm talking autism like the kind that builds calculators in minecraft, that level of just-off persistent behavior
Anonymous
the fluff bringer !!LZgdL3bvwfv
>>43342207 I'll take that under advisement. I am not signed up for either of those boards now. Bentus The Great Harbour Ship !JFkWzoRsqw
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>>43342266 I don't think we ever met.
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>>43342220 apart from the skill level of the autotuner there's no difference between chart music and vocaloid music
Khar Toba
>>43342266 Where are the raider when we need them?
Anonymous
>>43342174 In terms of cash no, but in terms of utility yes.
American carriers carried significantly more aircraft and stores than British vessels of similar weight and cost (60-100 planes vs. ~48)
As usual, the Japs did everything the worst possible way, with unarmored flight decks and fully enclosed hangers that made damage control extra challenging. The open hanger decks on American carriers allowed ordnance and flammables to be dumped over the side expediently in case of fire, and also allowed escorting destroyers to spray tons of water directly into the hangers.
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>>43342284 In short, don't. It's a breeding ground for hugbox mentality. The mods are more ban-happy than the mods here. They don't want anybody to disturb their safe space. You'll fit right in there fluff
Anonymous
>>43342207 Encouraging Fluff to write is a crime against humanity.
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>>43342310 >don't sign up there >but sign up there anyway Pick one, faggot.
Khar Toba
>>43342309 Half as much?
How did the British hold Gibraltar with that few planes and 1 carrier alone?
Anonymous
>>43342255 >The British preferred a carrier that could take a pounding and keep going, even with a limited contingent. The Americans preferred a carrier that could be repaired quickly and field a lot of aircraft. Different styles. Consider that the British were fielding navies around the world; Atlantic, CBI theatre, south pacific, European theatre, the Med. They wouldn't always have the luxury of a proper naval repair station, so the ability to take a lickin' and keep on kickin' is a huge bonus.
Contrast to the USA, who enjoyed a *massive* industrial base that was effectively untouchable in WW2. They could afford to take a carrier off the line for a month or two for battle damage because there's three more itching to get in the fight. On top of that, they had more industrial expertise than anyone else in the war; they could get jobs done much quicker than Axis (or even Allied) powers.
Anonymous
>>43342330 No land corridor for invasion, that's how. Neither the Italians nor germans had any capability to make an opposed landing in the face of the rest if the royal navy.
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>>43342330 They used aircraft carriers to ferry land based aircraft in. The Hurricane could land on carriers without a tail hook if a weight was put in the tail of the aircraft.
Anonymous
>>43342321 Cut your teeth on writing smut and you'll eventually produce Shakespeare. Baby steps by throwing him to the wolves.
Anonymous
>>43342330 Malta
Also the Western Axis had fuckall naval aviation and a bunch of them were Italian to boot
Anonymous
>>43342330 Because the moment the Kreigsmarine left port, the much larger Royal Navy Home Fleet would take a giant flaming shit all over them, and the Italians were too busy getting BTFO'd by land-based airstrikes.
Anonymous
>>43342330 Cause everyone else was too chick shit scared to attack the all mighty Royal Navy.
Sure they had good ships and a lot of them but from I could find the concepts of Maintenance and Proper Ammo Storage escaped them.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43342330 >>43342309 The brits also refused to allow deck parking until the end of the war, that really cut down on their effectiveness. With deck numbers the number of aircraft carried is closer to 60 vs 100
Anonymous
>>43342363 Ahhh my bad.
>>43342357 So it was really a midway with an island acting as a 2nd carrier.
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>>43342361 The feelthyhornet dojo.
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>>43342383 He's never going to leave, you just get to choose whether he shits up other sites as well.
Anonymous
>>43342388 How dangerous is deck parking? Midway did show us the down side but was it that bad?
Khar-Selim
>>43342304 No, thank you.
The Bentusi could have saved us by giving us fair warning, but here they are partaking on an...online adventure...
Anonymous
>>43342390 The med wasn't really about carrier combat like the pacific. It was battleships and light forces, not counting Taranto.
Anonymous
>>43342374 >>43342380 Was there any nation in mainland Europe that was semi-competent at naval combat? They are all around the Med so why are they all so bad?
Anonymous
>>43342419 Pls put on a trip so I can filter you.
Anonymous
>>43342412 It's dangerous in the event of a storm. The aircraft could get blown off the deck because they are exposed.
It also exposes the aircraft to damage in the event of a surprise attack.
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>>43342434 >Taranto That was a pearl harbor though. That doesn't count.
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>>43342412 If your scouting is good, you're fine. The USN had the advantage of radar-equipped escorts, radio-equipped scouts and continuous combat air patrol. They could have everything cleared off the deck and the fighters already prepping for launch as soon as they came within 30,000-ish yards?
Anonymous
>>43342412 Not very, you can just shove the burning aircraft off the side.
And during the pivotal moment during the battle of Midway, the Japanese were refueling their aircraft bellow decks.
Anonymous
>>43342451 You can filter names dipshit
Anonymous
>>43342436 Because they'd spent the last 500 years Getting shit slapped at sea by the British.
But remember, at the start of WW1 The Germans were the second most powerful navy in the world, far ahead of france and the USA.
Anonymous
>>43342436 Italians had some alright ships but never any fuel, French had some alright ships and scuttled most of them in port, Germany never seriously invested in anything but U-Boats because the UK had too much head start.
Not much need to have a big Navy when you have the luxury of being able to just walk to the other guy's country to kill him.
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>>43342183 Well it sure didn't save the crew of the USS Franklin.
>807 killed and more than 487 wounded By comparison the HMS Formidable did have an armoured deck and took an even bigger hit.
>9 dead and 46 wounded >>43342230 That's the thing, all of those USN carriers that got blown to shit and lost hundreds of crew? Repaired and put back in service (eventually). After the war the British carriers were worn out and essentially unfixable because the hull itself was warped and twisted. But at least they were there and their crews came home alive.
>>43342412 If you get caught with your planes crowded all over the deck and not in the air fighting then you're boned. Even more so if all of them are fueled up and fully armed, see above with the USS Franklin.
Anonymous
>>43342466 How did the bombs light the anti-ship ammunition on fire then?
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>>43342473 I know. I'm trying to get more tripfags to bait more hooks. Anonymous
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>>43342436 >Was there any nation in mainland Europe that was semi-competent at naval combat? No need. Mainland Europe has direct land invasion routes between most of the countries, and the rest is just commerce raiding for/against countries that have colonies. You don't need fleets upon fleets of battleships to sink freighters, which is what Uncle Dönitz based the KM around.
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>>43342337 Indeed. Lots of factors influenced the designs decisions of both nations.
Still, they had overall good to decent carriers... unlike the Japanese.
>>43342419 You had your fair warning a long time ago. We helped when it was clear that the Taidanii had lost their heads.
>>43342454 Indeed.
>>43342466 Though as this gentleman points out, in battle there were less disadvantages.
>>43342477 Yep. Think of every Continental war the British got involved in?
All of them were aimed at putting down someone getting the resources and fleet strength to threaten their domination of the seas.
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>>43342436 Germany, but in WW2 they only had a few ships. they were outnumbered by well over 10 to 1. Their most successful surface combatants were surface raiders that were out of port when the war started or had managed to get to sea without being sunk.
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planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
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>>43342498 The dauntless' were using armor piecing bombs, the busted through the Japanese carrier's wooden flight decks like a hot knife though butter.
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>>43342488 Hitler also wasn't very fond of Raeder or the Kriegsmarine. He described them as a "communist navy," IIRC.
Anonymous
I wish there was a game that allowed me to control all these little factors, like open hangers or closed hangers, armored decks or not, parking on top. HOI 3 is becoming woefully inadequate.
planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
>>43342498 >How did the bombs light the anti-ship ammunition on fire then? By punching through the deck and detonating inside the ship, which was why the bombs were fuzed with time-delay fuzes. None of the Japanese carriers had armored decks, so even general-purpose bombs could penetrate the decks fairly easily. The US would later switch to armor-piercing bombs that'd offer better performance against warships.
Also, the Japanese hangar decks were fully enclosed, which drastically increased the blast pressures of the bombs and contained all the highly volatile avgas fumes. In addition the quick re-arming of the B5Ns for anti-ship attack left the deck littered with torpedoes and bombs waiting to be taken back below and stored in the magazines; there just weren't enough ordinance dollies or bomb/torpedo lifts to manage.
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>>43342595 >>43342539 Ahhh thanks good anons.
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>>43342595 I see I am not the only one here with Shattered Sword sitting open on my desk
Anonymous
Hey Planefag, If writing SWQ has left you with so many headaches and razor edges due to the number of plot points... would you be willing to pass the reigns to another writefag to continue the story? I'm still remembering AWiY and how fun that was to read, but since two great stories have be put on indefinite hiatus, would you like some support? Fresh eyes/minds?
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>>43343001 Wrong thread breh
Also please god no
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>>43343001 I can almost guarantee you the answer to that is no
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>>43342549 The HOI2/AoD mod C.O.R.E. lets you control Armored/not armored and purpose built/not purpose built planes.
That might be the closest you are going to get.