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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:48:00 No.43339597 View Reply Report Delete

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>Giving someone a hug
>Roll a critical

Is the hug extra soft or extra hard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:49:55 No.43339641 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43339670 >>43339901

>>43339597
It's a perfect hug, you twit.

Neither too hard nor too soft for the hug-ee.

Stop sperging.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:51:06 No.43339661 Report Delete

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>>43339597
You accidentally spear and impaled the opposing torso with both your arms, and begin to viciously flail your arms like a demonic air traffic controller, flinging flesh and bone into anything nearby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:51:11 No.43339662 Report Delete

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>>43339597
>"You hug too hard and break their spine!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:51:26 No.43339665 Report Delete

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Yeah, a crit fail hug would either miss, be too soft, or if your STR is high you break a couple ribs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:51:27 No.43339667 Report Delete

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A hug so good they softly cry on your shoulder because they are just so happy and don't want to leave your arms

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:51:37 No.43339670 Report Delete

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>>43339641
This.

Also you are a idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:52:01 No.43339676 Report Delete

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Depends what skill you are rolling against.

Usually if you were rolling against a skill to hug someone, I'd expect it to be a social skill to comfort or bond with them.

In that case a critical success would mean that the hug was precisely the right pressure and length for maximum comfort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:58:29 No.43339783 Report Delete

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>>43339597
You hug so hard that you mash your friend's rib cage into your own. Doctors are unable to remove the both of you from each other without killing the other, and for the rest of your days, you remain fused together, a nightmarish conglomeration in the shape of a lover's embrace, performing in circus sideshows until you both die.

Now stop being an idiot and quit rolling for stupid shit, goddamn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:01:20 No.43339846 Report Delete

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>>43339597
Why would you roll for a hug, unless you try to crush someone with a bear-hug?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:03:49 No.43339887 Report Delete

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>>43339597
>I comfort her with a reassuring hug
Roll to see how comforting you are
>I got a 3
As you go in for the hug you both lean towards the left, then you both correct to the right. You put your arms around her, but you accidentally trap one of her arms up against your torso. She pats you awkwardly with her free hand. After four seconds she squeezes your shoulder to indicate the end of the hug, but you misinterpret this and hug her tighter. Her hair tickles your nose, causing you to snort reflexively, and she thinks you're smelling her hair. The hug ends. Roll to see if you fail to read her body language and try for a kiss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:04:37 No.43339901 Report Delete

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>>43339597
>>43339641
>>43339670

These guys get it.

A critical hug would be amazing: soft, comforting, wonderful, and nostalgic.
It would make other hugs feel awkward and bland by comparison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:06:56 No.43339941 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43342776

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>43339887

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:09:48 No.43339998 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43340030

>>43339597
Its a perfect bear hug, so perfect you are now a bear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:11:48 No.43340030 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43340374

Rolled 3 + 25 (1d20 + 25)

>>43339998
>Its a perfect bear hug, so perfect you are now a bear.
Rolling disguise to keep my beariness a secret.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:20:43 No.43340196 Report Delete

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>>43339597
critical hug would be extra comforting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:28:38 No.43340355 Report Delete

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-z7-do7Zu0

Pardon the anime, but this is the first thing that came to mind when I thought "critical hug"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:29:31 No.43340374 Report Delete

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>>43340030
>Someone in the crowd immediately screams "That's no man! That's a bear!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:30:04 No.43340388 Report Delete

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It would be the right hug. Just like when you roll to see if you won the lottery or bet on the right horse the dice is about getting it right not getting a high or low value

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:12:21 No.43341104 Report Delete

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>>43339597
>The hug's recipient looks at you for a second and asks: Dad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:16:24 No.43341187 Report Delete

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>>43339846
because it's funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:19:36 No.43341270 Report Delete

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>>43339597
Can't crit. Not an attack roll.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:24:20 No.43341347 Report Delete

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>>43341270

>hugs
>not attack rolls

What the fuck kinda hugs are YOU giving?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:25:25 No.43341369 Report Delete

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>LET ME INTIMIDATE THE AVALANCHE OR ELSE YOU'RE AUTISTIC NO FUN ALLOWED
If you allow crits on skill checks, and allow those crits to do impossible things, then you can decide to jump in place over and over until you roll a 20, jump so well you don't come back down, and enjoy your permanent non-magical fly speed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:25:42 No.43341376 Report Delete

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>>43341347
The kind where I don't need to roll for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:29:02 No.43341429 Report Delete

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>nat 20
>while being held, the hugee is in a state of perfect bliss, and is unable to notice anything else or do anything
>shortly after you let go, the hugee becomes suicidal from knowing that nothing will ever be quite as good as that hug

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:41:50 No.43342776 Report Delete

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>>43339941
You have failed successfully. Roll for kiss quality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:43:53 No.43342817 Report Delete

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>>43341429
>5% chance of this every time someone hugs someone.
>Suicide rates skyrocket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:45:22 No.43342849 Report Delete

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>>43339597
They must immediately roll to resist sexuality change.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:45:30 No.43342852 Report Delete

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>>43339597
What happens if you crit fail trying to do something poorly?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:47:43 No.43342900 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43343218

So what happens when you roll a crit while telling someone that you love them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:04:21 No.43343218 Report Delete

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>>43342900
You have actually managed to not drop your spaghetti.

Congratulations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:07:12 No.43343267 Report Delete

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>>43339597
It's extra comfy and super warm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:15:11 No.43343433 Report Delete

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>>43342852
You still fail, but in a way that it's obvious to everyone around you that you were deliberately sabotaging your own efforts. If you were openly trying to mess something up then I would have to ask why you thought you needed to roll.

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