>>43347034Frank, why are you ALWAYS horny? And why is it ALWAYS about little boys?
Sasha has a sex drive, yes, but she puts it on hold when we're busy killing, and she doesn't try to deliberately coerce uncomfortable people.
William screws every barmaid we come across, but once he's out of a bar, he's a eunuch. I think he must have a barmaid fetish. I don't really like how he swaggers up with more gp than a barmaid will see in a year, but I suppose the bar wenches are old enough to buy and sell themselves.
Me?
Yes I know I tried to seduce the giant. And the fairy. And the lich. And the sentient boat. And the kobold queen. And the snow golem. I admit, I have a problem, Ok? But I have NEVER tried to pressure them into sex when they were uncomfortable.
But Frank. EVERY time there's a young male with the slightest hint of submission, you're at that shit harder than a Dwarf on Gold, and you don't take "No" for an answer.
What happens if one day a succubus shows up in disguise as a gender-confused stuttering 12 year old squire? You'd be dead within 2 rounds.
Frank, you have a problem. You need help.
