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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:30:36 No.43347595 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43347638 >>43347729 >>43347861 >>43348671 >>43349235 >>43349333 >>43349871 >>43350039 >>43350195 >>43350969

>the islanders begin to worship the party as gods

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:36:29 No.43347638 Report Delete

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>>43347595
I ask to fuck all the womyn.
Then I ask to fuck the men too.

And then I tell them to drink the magic wine I prepared so they can follow me to heaven.

Now, I have a free island to colonize.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 07:51:31 No.43347729 Report Delete

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>>43347595
I endorse Cargo Cults.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:08:11 No.43347844 Report Delete

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>>43347638
>not becoming warlord
>not WITNESS ME suicide attacks and reckless acts
>not making them a willing slaves who adore you as their god and guide to heaven

Would not die for\10

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:10:05 No.43347861 Report Delete

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>>43347595
>start living in style

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 08:26:26 No.43348009 Report Delete

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I decree that all women with big tiddies shall be brought before me.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 09:47:17 No.43348671 Report Delete

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>>43347595

You know what? Thats fair. I'm not surprised, under the circumstances.

It's only half right, but its close enough and less complicated than trying to explain the truth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 09:50:40 No.43348704 Report Delete

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>the islanders are actual gods themselves

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 09:57:33 No.43348760 Report Delete

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>>43348704

> There is no island.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 10:01:31 No.43348790 Report Delete

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>>43348704
>islanders are grossly more powerful than the party
>they still worship the party as gods

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 10:05:12 No.43348826 Report Delete

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>>43347729
Looks like someone took "carry a big stick" a bit too literally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 10:47:00 No.43349235 Report Delete

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>>43347595
> the islanders are actually amnesiac refugees from orwellian city
> said city is giant robot's brain
> the island is his face

Worst/10.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 10:49:41 No.43349254 Report Delete

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>the gods begin to party with the islands as worshippers

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 10:53:49 No.43349307 Report Delete

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They dare?!?!?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 10:56:36 No.43349333 Report Delete

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>>43347595
Matorans a cute! CUTE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 11:06:30 No.43349441 Report Delete

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>>43349307
> blamming the islanders instead of introducing the to the god above all gods, the God Emperor of Mankind, whose power you are merely representatives of

This is why you are not authorized for first contact scenarios with undocumented planets, Commissar. To back to making sure that the guard has their boots properly shined and their beds made. You know, your actual fucking job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 11:42:59 No.43349871 Report Delete

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>>43347595
>>43349333
I stopped following Bionicles at those bug like things with rotating disks on their back.
How astonished I was when some time ago I checked the lore of this series and found out how deeply expanded it was.
Too bad they rebooted it in favor of something more simplistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 11:53:10 No.43349972 Report Delete

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>>43349871
Yeah for a bunch of kids toys its real in depth

>inb4 40k is exactly the same

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 11:58:35 No.43350039 Report Delete

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>>43347595
Since the only other islanders we have met are fairies that gave us a massive bribe to help them in their war against the pale monkey tribe; well, it would be extremely convenient for the purposes of negotiating a peaceful end to the war.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 12:09:28 No.43350195 Report Delete

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>>43347595
Ya know what, fucking finally. I can throw fire out of my hands and literally can turn most of these fuckers into crystals. I am a fucking god. Praise be to me. I'm not actually gonna do anything aside from protect my people and relax but it's nice to be treated as I deserve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 12:20:44 No.43350353 Report Delete

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>>43349871
It would be far worse if they continued that clusterfuck of a setting.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 12:49:37 No.43350757 Report Delete

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:02:35 No.43350969 Report Delete

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>>43347595
...Okay. Where are their hottest women?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:07:47 No.43351048 Report Delete

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>>43350757
Is the world really just a big ass bionicle? I'm not familiar with the lore.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:10:36 No.43351091 Report Delete

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>>43351048

Been awhile, but it turns out Mata Nui (the great spirit venerated by the people of this world) is actually giant fucking robot floating in space and all of the islands are floating around in some sort of goo inside or on his body.

>>43350969
>pic related

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:15:25 No.43351176 Report Delete

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>Islanders start getting clerical spells

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:27:58 No.43351394 Report Delete

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>>43347729
If prince Philip is a god then he's the god of tolling.

All that guy does is make ridiculous comments to basically everyone he encounters and it's not clear when they're jokes and when it's him being a clueless aristocrat. Sometimes he just straight up talks shit to foreign dignitaries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:24:33 No.43353430 Report Delete

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>>43351091
Best girl
>>43351176
>based on the personalities and powers of the party members
aww yisss

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:25:48 No.43353451 Report Delete

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>>43347861
>underrated toast
This is the only right answer.

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