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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 13:59:43 No.43351906 View Reply Report Delete

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This guy replaces the Emperor. What happens?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:06:14 No.43352004 Report Delete

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>>43351906
everything becomes good in the neighborhood

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:08:48 No.43352048 Report Delete

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>>43352004
This.

The power of The Rodgers an not be denied.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:09:02 No.43352054 Report Delete

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>>43351906
He demands a minute of silence for the old emperor. All must comply. He'll wait for the entire universe to shut up, then start counting.

Those who will not be silent will be MADE silent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:12:27 No.43352108 Report Delete

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>>43352054
By politely asking them to please be quiet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:14:23 No.43352136 Report Delete

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Man wouldn't conquer the stars but we will probably all be living nice. He could make friends with Eldar and bring in a true golden age for the galaxy. Same for tau when they get discovered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:15:58 No.43352162 Report Delete

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>>43351906
Rome would enter a new Pax Romania

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:17:05 No.43352184 Report Delete

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>>43351906
We have a lot less shit to deal with in terms of Primachs.

>"Dorn, Perturabo, you two aren't being good neighbours to each other."
>"Sorry Dad..."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:18:07 No.43352200 Report Delete

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I would feel very calm and in control of my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:27:44 No.43352338 Report Delete

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>>43351906
Warp becomes calm for the first time. Coincidentally this kills all warp entities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:47:38 No.43352716 Report Delete

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Peace.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:50:50 No.43352778 Report Delete

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>>43351906
40k becomes good. The current emperor is a shit character and a moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:55:35 No.43352860 Report Delete

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>>43351906
People become his Neighbor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:56:16 No.43352874 Report Delete

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>>43351906
Who the fuck is he?
Seriously, not everyone is Murican here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:58:42 No.43352928 Report Delete

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>>43352874
>Not knowing who Mister Rodgers is

Absolutely heretical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:00:29 No.43352969 Report Delete

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>>43352874
That is Mr.Rogers. He's responsible for the deaths of millions but has killed no one. No one has actually seen him physically but he's everyones good and friendly neighbor. Your morals and life values are all subject to his whim. His greatest accomplishment to date is killing all superheroes and 99.9% of humanity in a grand war only known to us in song but honors his fallen adversaries with myths perpetuated by printed material.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:05:04 No.43353045 Report Delete

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>>43351906
Lacking psychic powers, the Astronomicon flickers and fades.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:05:24 No.43353051 Report Delete

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The Eldar, T'au and Imperium all realize that with their neighborly cooperation can create a proper resolution that allow Tyranids to never go hungry, effectively appeasing the Hive Mind. Orkz to become the most creative race in the galaxy (By channeling their butality into creating massive pieces of folk art.). Eldar and T'au become the best neighbors of the Imperium, webway gates acting as entry points Mr. McFeely-tier courier drones from the Air Caste. Dark Eldar slowly come into the light as misunderstood medical professionals and artists. Necrons are sang back to sleep. Chaos falters, the Gods settle down in the warp (As the Immaterium has become a sunshine filled paradise.) and enjoy one anothers company, their followers all becoming great friends.

The Codex Astartes is amended to include another special protocol. "Wont you be my neighbor?"

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:08:49 No.43353115 Report Delete

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>>43353045
>lacking psychic powers
He's miniaturized an entire dimension into his household for his amusement.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:21:03 No.43353346 Report Delete

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>>43353045
>With the end of the emperor's light, there is only the roar of the warp to guide the minds of the navigators... Hopelessness rises in an ever increasing wave to crush all before it...

>And then... It stops, shuddering and rippling as a 'new' emotion spread it's mycelium into the warp. For every starship or world that ended in crushing despair, fear and the eight-fold path, ten more were surrounded and protected by... compassion.

>Commissars and firing squads paused in their duties of purging the heretic and the coward... Ancient and bitter Chaos marines from the horus heresy tore at their faces, wept, or screamed as all their actions both past and present came to the fore and were judged... All their selfishness, their cruelty, their callous disregard for life all for limited and ultimately pointless power...

>Chaos Daemons were either obliterated or forced deeper into the warp with the encroaching tide of compassion. The great gods themselves lashing out as tendrils snaked towards them, the torment they visited upon the emperor suddenly reversed...

>The imperium wasn't saved.. not by a long shot... But suddenly... Humanity now had a purpose that held truer to it's core...

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:25:24 No.43353444 Report Delete

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>>43351906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:21:35 No.43354517 Report Delete

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>>43353346
Holy shit this is it!

It's GRACE! Mr Rodgers is the embodiment of grace the true counter to chaos, the redeemer of negative energies, the form of true pure kindness and immortality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:28:23 No.43354676 Report Delete

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>>43352874
Mr. Rogers. A pretty swell guy. Extremely faithful in a way you'd think would make him an asshole, but by every account he was always patient, comforting, and peaceful. Should probably be best remembered for facing Congress twice and winning: once to keep our nation's public broadcasting tv station funded (programming that's toothless but educational), and once to support VHS recordings of television programs. Had a very well known tv show called Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood.

Basically, I'm an atheist and even I genuinely and earnestly want to have this man canonized as a saint, with everything that entails. Because if Mr. Rodgers didn't make it, there's no hope for the rest of us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:42:09 No.43354980 Report Delete

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Please ignore John Green, but this is a good summary of why Mr. Rogers is noteworthy

http://youtu.be/4Xck2ByutMg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:44:58 No.43355034 Report Delete

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>>43352969
iunderstoodthatreference.gif

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:53:32 No.43355210 Report Delete

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>>43351906
Guardsmen are renamed "Neighborhood Watchmen"

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:55:18 No.43355247 Report Delete

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>>43353115

>He's miniaturized an entire dimension into his household for his amusement.

Thanks anon, this truly made me laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:08:58 No.43355558 Report Delete

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>>43352874
Brit here.

I was confused at first for a while.

Then I read up a bit on him.

Seems an almost supernaturally okay sort of man. Went before the US Congress when they were going to cut his funding. They not only continued his funding but increased it.

Youtube clips indicate that he teaches moral lessons. This sounds fucking awful. But when you watch the clips it all seems fine and he is really supernaturally likable.

I think the joke is that he is, correct me if I'm wrong, the exact opposite of the Emperor in every way.

The Emperor has some bullshit about "oh yeah guies I totes guided humanity from the very start and taught people how to be real people you owe it all to meeeeeee!". Which in universe is probably bullshit given that the Emepror is a total shit head. Mr Rodgers is everything the Emperor claims to be, but sadly is mortal. The Emperor calls for the genocide of anything not One of Us. Mr Rodgers teaches how to be good neighbors.

Unless I'm wrong and am currently the victim of a diabolical ruse.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:10:28 No.43355600 Report Delete

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>>43355558
>is mortal
Was Anon. Was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:12:20 No.43355635 Report Delete

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>>43352162
>Pax Romania
Did gypsies steal the concept of war, somehow?

Pax Romana

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:12:41 No.43355642 Report Delete

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>>43352162
>Pax Romania

Perish the thought

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:14:47 No.43355683 Report Delete

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>>43355600
Oh shit.

I missed that and now I feel very sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:34:00 No.43356099 Report Delete

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>>43355683
Mr. Rogers forgives you mate

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:35:30 No.43356136 Report Delete

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>>43352108
THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:37:55 No.43356185 Report Delete

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>>43355558
>and he is really supernaturally likable.
>supernaturally
Maybe he IS the Emperor.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:40:11 No.43356235 Report Delete

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>>43356136
You are not acting like the Space Marine Mr Rogers knew you could be.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:47:35 No.43356365 Report Delete

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>>43356235
I DON'T CARE DAD! I DON'T FOLLOW YOUR STUPID RULES! FUCK YOU! I JUST WANT TO PLAY GUITAR ALL DAY!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:01:43 No.43356677 Report Delete

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>>43355600
Great. Now i gotta drink to forget. Again. Thanks anon.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:04:46 No.43356739 Report Delete

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>>43356365
Music is great my son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8kt22TH_c4

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:05:33 No.43356755 Report Delete

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>>43356365
That's okay son. Let's play together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:12:41 No.43356902 Report Delete

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>>43356755
Oh-Ok dad.
You do the guitar and I do the lyrics.
>LEEEEEEEEEEFT ALONE.
>OOOOOOOOOON NOSTRAMO!
>WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY ME?
>WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY LIVE?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:17:59 No.43357004 Report Delete

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>>43356902
You've always had a beautiful singing voice son. You know what this needs? Piano accompaniment!

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:27:20 No.43357163 Report Delete

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>>43357004

I'll have to flogged the mechanicus for all this fluid leaking out of my optics..

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:35:45 No.43357311 Report Delete

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>>43352969
It was his ultimate destiny.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:38:23 No.43357377 Report Delete

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>>43356677
Mr. Rogers knows that you can do better for yourself than that, neighbor.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:40:19 No.43357411 Report Delete

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>>43357163
It's okay son. I know what can make you feel better. Happy birthday, son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:40:54 No.43357429 Report Delete

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Great, I got all nostalgic and watched some of Mister Roger's award speeches and got all misty eyed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:49:59 No.43357603 Report Delete

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>every Eldar in the galaxy feels a sudden rush, an unexplained cessation of tension and fear that they cannot explain
>outside their homes is a soulstone for every loved one they had ever lost
>attached to it is a note
>"Hi there, friend, these folks here said they needed some company. I hope you can be their neighbor."
>one particular note to one particular Eldar makes it clear that while hugs aren't required, they'd love to be neighbors with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:51:18 No.43357631 Report Delete

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>>43357429
Don't worry anon. We'll all be neighbors again one day...

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:52:43 No.43357664 Report Delete

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>>43351906
40k becomes good, humabity joins fighting threats to the galaxy, and chaos goes away to bother sigmar more.

So good end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:55:07 No.43357729 Report Delete

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>>43352928

DESTROY IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:56:43 No.43357771 Report Delete

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>>43357729
Hey now, what would Mr Rogers think if he heard you saying such things?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:59:38 No.43357854 Report Delete

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>>43351906
The fifth chaos god is born:

-Mr Rodgers-
Aspect: Empathy, love, understanding, peace
Sacred number: 10
Traits: Friend
Enemy god: none
Deamons: Clowns

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:01:04 No.43357887 Report Delete

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>>43357729
Instead of threatening death in those who don't know who Mister Rogers, why not instead teach him? That way everyone will be happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:02:42 No.43357928 Report Delete

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>>43357854
>Clowns
Fuck no. His daemons would just be stereotypical 50's men and women in sweaters and house dresses who just want to be a good neighbor.
And there's Little Billy, off to school every morning and baseball practice at 5.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:02:50 No.43357931 Report Delete

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>>43357854
Champion: Bob Ross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:03:43 No.43357951 Report Delete

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>>43357931
I was not ready for this laughter.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:14:43 No.43358160 Report Delete

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>>43357931
I can't feel enough for this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:26:58 No.43358396 Report Delete

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>>43358160

>“You need the dark in order to show the light.”

fund it

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:31:59 No.43358479 Report Delete

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>>43352048
>The power of The Rodgers
> The Rodgers
> Rodgers

You are not reading as well as Mr. Rogers hoped you would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:36:48 No.43358559 Report Delete

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>>43353444
Got me right in the feels, anon. I remember a lot of these episodes from my youth. What a beautiful soul he was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:43:43 No.43358686 Report Delete

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>>43357854
>Mr. Rogers
>chaos god
>not grace

Fucking chaos wankery

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:44:59 No.43358716 Report Delete

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If aliens ever ask for a representative to decide if the Earth should be saved or destroyed, we should just send up a collection of all his episodes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:46:30 No.43358736 Report Delete

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>>43358716
I'm sure they won't get upset to learn that humans are actually assholes and Mr Rogers was just too damn good for this world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:52:14 No.43358850 Report Delete

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>>43358160
>>43357931
This is hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:10:46 No.43359164 Report Delete

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>>43358736
>>43358736

Hey, if its possible for such a man to come into being on the planet, why risk destroying it and denying the chance he will return in another form?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:15:42 No.43359242 Report Delete

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>>43359164
>the second coming of Mr. Rogers
>suddenly new religion among the galaxy where Mr. Rogers is a deity of some sort

"Won't this galaxy be my neighbor?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:18:42 No.43359301 Report Delete

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>>43359242
> an ordained Baptist minister comes back from the dead.
> a new religon starts because of his return.
The irony in that statement is awesome.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:32:33 No.43359548 Report Delete

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>Spend my entire life thinking Mr. Roger's theme song was "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood."
>Recently discovered it was actually "It's a beautiful day in THIS neighborhood."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:52:48 No.43362069 Report Delete

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>>43352778
>40k becomes good. The current emperor is a shit character and a moron.

This x1000000. Under President Rodgers enlightened reign, the Imperium of Mankind becomes the Republic of Heavenly Peace.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:00:42 No.43362187 Report Delete

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You're not the first to ask this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:56:23 No.43362998 Report Delete

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>>43359548
Wait. What?
...
...

...this is like Nelson Mandela all over again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:27:40 No.43363544 Report Delete

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>>43359548
Sure, but then he invites you to be his neighbor.

No matter where you live, you can be his neighbor, and then "this" neighborhood will be the world.

This thread is making me weirdly misty-eyed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:42:00 No.43363801 Report Delete

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>>43363544
Mr. Rogers threads tend to do that.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:17:46 No.43364284 Report Delete

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>>43352969
Glorious post!

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:53:50 No.43367438 Report Delete

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>>43352874
He was a nice person, the type of person everyone in /tg/ aspires to be, have a good day neighbours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:21:51 No.43369537 Report Delete

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>>43355558
You guys never got Mr. Rogers? That's sad. It's hard to imagine being a young child in a world without Mr. Rogers. He was just so kind and friendly that he made the world seem a lot less scary and a lot more welcoming. He's basically sappy as fuck, and if he were anybody else, you'd be rolling your eyes, but he makes it work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:26:30 No.43369597 Report Delete

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>>43369537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZI7B2HSIe8

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:29:16 No.43369624 Report Delete

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>>43357603
all I imagined is one eldar who knew a lot of dead guys getting buried ina n avalanche of soulstones.

... and feeling hugged.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:43:28 No.43369765 Report Delete

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>>43351906
40k becomes The Interex.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:00:05 No.43371506 Report Delete

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>>43353115

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:23:58 No.43371846 Report Delete

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>>43351906
>Tyranids are taught that every lifeform in the galaxy is fine the way it is, so the'll stop devouring
>Ork are tought that not everyone enjoys roughhousing, so the'll be polite about it, and keep it mostly to themsleves. They also learn table manners.
>Tau are thaught that pledging yoursef to a greater good is nice, but what's good for someone, might differ from people to people. They should take that to account
>The Eldar learn that being proud is good, thinking yourself better than everyone else isn't.
>Slaneesh learns that being selfish isn't the right way, and relinquishes the eldar souls.
>Khorne learns to use his inside voice.
>Papa Nurgle will Remain the same
The whole thing started with Tzeench and Cegroach trying to out-trick each other.
>Imperium becomes the best neighbor for everyone and itself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:26:57 No.43371889 Report Delete

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>>43371846
>implying tyrranids can be reasoned with

I like where you are going anon, but I always saw the nids as a plague even mr rogers would say was neighbourly to get out of the galaxy

>remember, neighbours, to turn off the lights at night, lest the bugs come and invade all the neighbourhood

I'm sure he'd find something else to help the Navigators navigate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:33:51 No.43372816 Report Delete

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>>43351906

In the sunshine light of the far future, there are only neighbors.

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of Mankind has sat smiling on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible pleasantness. He is a swell guy imbued visibly with power from the Dark Age of Comfy Sweaters. He is the Saintly Lord of the vast Neighborhood of Man for whom a thousand songs are sung every day so that we may all feel special.Yet even in his comfy state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty trolleys cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Neigbornomicon, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's happiness. Vast armies give presents in His name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his friends are the Adeptus McFeely, the Space Mailmen, bio-engineered super-deliverers. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Neighborhood Watch and countless planetary defense forces, the ever-vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Trolleycus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from sadness, bullies, unkind folks -- and far, far worse. To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the snuggliest and most friendly regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of hatred and anger, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Remember the promise of progress and understanding, for in the bright happy future there is only compassion. There is only peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of songs and hugs, and the laughter of sweater clad gods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:45:53 No.43373002 Report Delete

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>>43351906
>What happens?

Unseen horrors of peace.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:56:59 No.43373153 Report Delete

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>>43372816
Fucking awesome.

MOAR!

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