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http://pastebin.com/UuVeJFig http://pastebin.com/98mpGLrh http://pastebin.com/PmF43Sr1 http://pastebin.com/JYrcDPPk >(1/2) You are John James Green, mutant vagrant.
You sit at the old porch with your feet dangling an inch from the waters, a vast expanse of shadow beneath you. The sky is grey and unfeeling, but you can discern it from the wall of mist that waits beyond the lake, where the world trails away into nothingness. You can’t see the sun, but you know it’s out – you can feel its warmth suffusing you, lifting you up, hear the crickets and the birds and the worms of the earth awakening to its touch. Your sister sits next to you, reading.
You drift, thinking of things, not thinking of things. The horns atop your head blaze with the heat of the sun – fire the colour of lapis, smoke the colour of malachite. You roll your shoulders and let your head hang back, let the sun and the moon colour your cheeks. You feel calm.
“The whole world will be your enemy,” Reads your sister, her eyes roaming the pages, long white hair swaying in the breeze. “Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.”
The front door creaks as Joyce comes out onto the porch, and you feel everything beginning to crack and burn at its edges, and the thing beside you seems to expand – its veiny, near-translucent hands, its silver-frayed hair, its shining eyes. It looks to you and you feel incredibly, indescribably small.
“Your people.”
“Our people.”
MY PEOPLE.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>(2/2) You feel your breath catch in your lungs as you awaken. It takes a moment for you to comprehend the softness that surrounds you fully. You’re in the bedroom to Moon Knight’s safehouse, under a warm blanket, a pillow beneath your head. Laura breathes in and out beside you, her head nestled against your shoulder. God. What a dream. You remember that afternoon. You were twelve, you think. And it was you reading. Or your mother, reading to both of you? You guess you brain couldn’t handle the fugue of time, and inserted a narrator where you couldn’t. Weird as hell, but at least you dreamt of something other than the Scar for once. Yawning, you glance down at your wrist.>Present Time: 09:33 AM Late. Later than you’d like, anyway. You never did end up calling the Phantom back last night, though, when you look down at the sleeping form beside you, you don’t particularly blame yourself.>Current Funds: $780 >Hunger Level: 3 >Solar Charge: 0/5 >[ ] Head back to the Scar before doing anything else. >[ ] Phone the Phantom, ask what’s up. >[ ] Take a more thorough look through Moon Knight’s gear. >[ ] Rest. Let yourself drift. >[ ] Write in.
Anonymous
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>>43352427 >[ ] Take a more thorough look through Moon Knight’s gear. >>[ ] Phone the Phantom, ask what’s up. Will it be spooky, Crusty?
Anonymous
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>>43352427 >>[ ] Phone the Phantom, ask what’s up. Cash money pls?
Anonymous
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>>43352427 >[ ] Phone the Phantom, ask what’s up. >[ ] Take a more thorough look through Moon Knight’s gear. monotreeme
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>>43352427 >[ ] Phone the Phantom, ask what’s up. >[ ] Head back to the Scar before doing anything else. >[ ] Take a more thorough look through Moon Knight’s gear. in that order if possible.
Anonymous
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>>43352427 >[ ] Take a more thorough look through Moon Knight’s gear. Anonymous
>>43352406 >Reads your sister Sister or Mother?
Anonymous
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>>43352427 >[ ] Phone the Phantom, ask what’s up. >[ ] Take a more thorough look through Moon Knight’s gear. Tiger
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>>43352427 >>[ ] Phone the Phantom, ask what’s up. >>[ ] Take a more thorough look through Moon Knight’s gear. Anonymous
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>>43352427 >>[ ] Phone the Phantom, ask what’s up. Also maybe ask if Remy is still missing
Anonymous
Which Kamen Riders actually exist in the Crustyverse?
Anonymous
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We need some motorcycles to match our new ourfits, lets steal a few from the triads.
Anonymous
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
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>[X] Phone the Phantom, ask what’s up. >[X] Take a more thorough look through Moon Knight’s gear.
Anonymous
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>>43352406 Watership down, Brilliant book and film. Mildly scarring for small children.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43352614 you know even if he is a jobber i still love him he's one of my favorite heros
Anonymous
>>43352680 You gotta admit, he's got fans.
Anonymous
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>>43352736 >Mumen Rider >Not License-less Rider Anonymous
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>>43352730 Despite his limits, he is still the top of his rank. The guy is dependable.
Anonymous
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>>43352510 >Sister or Mother? Porche no los dos?
Anonymous
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
Careful not to awaken Laura, you inch your way out of bed, rummaging through the clothes strewn about the floor for your phone. You can’t help but be a bit disorientated by the lack of solidity in your surroundings – compared to the station, this place is warm, soft, gentle. It feels almost alien. Finding your phone, you call the Phantom. She picks up quickly – too quickly, actually. You were hoping for a few more seconds of ringtone so you could compose yourself. “Jonathan? I trust last night went well.” “Yeah.” You answer, nodding to yourself. “It went pretty peachy. You wanted me to call you about something?” “That’s right.” You here her get up, make her way across the room she’s in. You can almost – almost tell where she is. Carpeted floor, high ceiling, low echoes. “I rather interesting job has come up. One you might be interested in.” A job? You wonder how much time you have for heavy lifting. There’s the station to sort out, and this stuff with the Triads, and – “As you know, we occasionally find ourselves contacted concerning employment that is not, strictly speaking, detective work.” She says, taking your hesitance as a que to continue. “This is one of those cases. Our contact wishes to see a particular piece of stolen property returned to him. A collector’s item, apparently. What I thought might interest you is the list of suspected thieves we’ve received from him. It reads like a who’s who of the most powerful of New York’s criminal syndicates. There are names here from the Bratva, Mr. Negative’s Triads, from Silvermane’s family… people of interest to you, it seems.” You pause, thinking. Those are people of interest. You could take this job and potentially kill two birds with one stone. >[ ] Take the job. >[ ] Don’t. >[ ] Write in.
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>>43352877 >[ ] Take the job. Anonymous
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>>43352877 >[ ] Take the job. what's the pay?
Anonymous
>>43352877 >[ ] Write in. What does he want and who does he want it from?
Anonymous
>>43352877 >>[ ] Write in. Who is the contact? Any previous jobs from them? What is the object stolen?
Anonymous
>>43352877 ....
Tis is not a tablet by any chance?
Say about the same kind of look which we half inched a while ago.
monotreeme
>>43352877 >[ ] Write in. "how much can you tell me before I accept?"
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>>43352877 I'm
>>43352905 and I forgot that he has a list of suspected thieves.
Seconding
>>43352917 instead.
Anonymous
>>43352920 If Negative were to suspect his own triads for it I imagine he wouldn't need outside help finding it.
It could be an elaborate trap though I suppose.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
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>[X] Write ins. Writing.
Anonymous
Take the job. Also have JJ string the apartment with cups of salt water and teabags. I think the quest warding shouls keep the queen away from real world Crusty.
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>>43352971 We stole it from negative for creeper. So it could be either creeper or who ever creeps pawned it off to who could call. Negative wouldnt list himself.
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>"What did those mafia jerks take from the client?" >"They stole his heart ."
Anonymous
>>43352991 No no no,
your doing it wrong.
You need a fresh teapot with a milkjug embossed with swans, then cups with corgi's on them. By time you come back to it the queen will have aquired your teaset as tribute and you may go the next month without fear or reparations so long as you sing the british anthem to the correctly facing flag every evening.
Anonymous
This reads as Crusty s subtle way of pointing us back at Creeper. And the Kingpin. Shit. Hey Crusty, does Creeper know if someone is affected by his power? Like, back at the party did invisible us end up detected by him even if he couldn't see us?
Anonymous
>>43353049 you must sleep inside a circle of spam. Its the only ward against her.
no less than 12 cans, one for each bong.
Anonymous
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>>43353049 Man, I don't know. I'm Australian. Not English or American. All I have to do is ask a dark room about Diana and that filthy ranga she spawned weekly and I'm good to go.
I would so play a CoC game based on HMQ anon's Queen mythology.
Anonymous
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>>43353066 >This reads as Crusty s subtle way of pointing us back at Creeper. He did say on the Ask:
>http://ask.fm/CrusyJones/answer/134235415979 Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
“Who’s the client?” If you’re going into this, you think you’d like to do so with a bit more information than the Phantom seems willing to divulge. “A Mr. Wesley.” She says, in a vaguely amused tone of voice. “As you might imagine, he’s not been particularly forthcoming regarding his first name. He’s given me a means of contacting him, and that’s enough. It’s Agency policy to respect our clients’ wishes for anonymity.” There is a brief pause, and then: “When possible, of course.” Whenever possible. That sounds vaguely foreboding. “What does he want?” “A very old, very expensive item. It has a particular nature that a few of our other employees have more experience with, so you’ll be working with one of them.” She sighs. “I’d pair you with Remy, but, alas, his location remains a mystery. I don’t expect the job to be easy, but it is slated to pay rather well compared to the work you’re used to.” You do like the sound of that. >[ ] You’re in. >[ ] You have concerns [insert]. >[ ] You’re busy. >[ ] Write in.
Anonymous
>>43353071 Spam is american in origin, you are being deceived poor soul. The Queen will take great pleasure in taking your tribute.
Anonymous
>>43353066 No. We can smell paint when we're near him. So his power isn't perfect. He doesn't know we know he smells like paint.
Anonymous
>>43353122 >[ ] You’re in. >[ ] You have concerns [insert]. "Is the item he wants a tablet? Ancient Egyptian thing?"
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>>43353122 >[ ] You’re in. Anonymous
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>>43353122 >[ ] You’re in. Anonymous
>>43353123 >implying WWII England didn't inhale spam sugar and slaves weren't british in origin and they love that shit
>>43353122 >[ ] You’re in. monotreeme
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>>43353145 seconding the question.
if yes then, "Negative had it, now creeper does"
Anonymous
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>>43353122 >>[ ] You have concerns [insert]. I need backup to pull my ass out of the fire. Also got my rebreather like we discussed?
>[ ] You’re in. Anonymous
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>>43353145 >"Is the item he wants a tablet? Ancient Egyptian thing?" This!
Anonymous
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>[ ] You’re in.
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>>43353122 >[ ] You’re in. Anonymous
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I don't want to work for Wil Wheaton
Anonymous
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>>43353122 >[ ] You’re in. >>[ ] You have concerns [insert]. Its not one of those magical artifact thingies? Fuck magic.
Anonymous
>>43353129 Laura can. I don't remember us being close by with super senses to confirm. Her nose is an order of magnitude better than ours anyway.
>>43353129 Anonymous
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>>43353166 Yes, but the point is it was british owned land that produced them (by time we had found said places).
Spam was made in america and is an american product.
Tiger
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>>43353071 No, no. The spam is tribute to vikings. They're obsessed with the stuff.
Evading The Queen requires you to douse yourself in fresh paint. It will render you invisible to her senses.
>>43353122 >>[ ] You have concerns [insert]. "Anything all of our suspects might be after is either really valuable or really dangerous. Not sure it's a good idea to just hand it over to someone we don't know is on the level."
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>>43353122 >[ ] You’re in. Time to steal stuff for the Kingpin
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>>43353145 Supporting this but ultimately
>[ ] You’re in Anonymous
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You know what would really help here? <spoiler>phasing</spoiler>
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>>43353122 Tell her Wilson fisk has it if it's a tablet. Then tell her the client is Mr Negative. If she asks how we know, pocket sand through the ph0ne or the words hobo grapevine. You were asked and refused to do it. Wink wink
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>>43353170 I fucking knew that name was familiar.
Anonymous
I vote not to babble about our previous heists or objects related to them until we know for sure what we are dealing with.
Anonymous
>>43353316 I support this
lets engage in phone sex with our female employer instead
Anonymous
>>43353316 Its not theft if its a super villian.
Just unwise borrowing practices.
Anonymous
>>43353359 Libraries don't generally involve testicular forfeiture via boltcutters as a late fee.
Anonymous
>>43353347 >"What are you wearing?" >"A mask." Anonymous
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>>43353122 >[ ] You’re in. Anonymous
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>>43353381 maybe your's doesn't
Anonymous
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>>43353381 We have obviously not been going to the same kind of librarys.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43353381 Man, I must be going to the wrong libraries.
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>>43353122 >>43353145 ^this.
I finally caught up.
Anonymous
>>43353224 We started the quest with level 1 super sense. It's one of JJ's main powers. JJ has smelled the paint at the begining, he didn't need level 5 to smell it. I can smell paint and I don't have super senses.
Also Laura's sense of smell is level 5. Meaning we can smell just as well as she can now.
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>>43353122 >>[ ] You have concerns [insert]. what is the item they want.
Anonymous
>>43353474 >I can smell paint and I don't have super senses. Ar-are you sure?
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>>43353474 We are behind laura to a minor minor degree, but surpass her in the other senses.
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>>43353499 Shhhh, leave The Incredible Nose-Man his secret identity!
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>(1/2) What’s this feeling? It’s sorta like… déjà vu. “This thing, it’s not… it’s not some old tablet thing, is it?” The line is quiet for a moment. Then: “…Jonathan, we did agree that you would disclose the full nature of your abilities when this partnership began. If you’ve been hiding an ability to read minds, that would”– “No, no, I can’t read minds.” You interject hurriedly. “I just, uh, took on a similar job, not long ago.” “Oh?” There’s a purr in those syllables. “That is interesting.” Yeah. You’d say so. Still, it’s an opportunity. “Yep. I’ll take it, though. The job.” “Excellent.” You here a pen clicking in the background. She’s writing something down? “I’ll be in touch. We’ll just be doing a little work at the office to narrow down this list to a few likely names and addresses.” “Cool.”
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>(2/2) She hangs up, and you almost let yourself collapse back on the bed, a long sigh emptying your lungs. Ancient Egyptian tablets, huh? You guess they’re in vogue nowadays. Either that, or it’s the same piece of rock, and it’s been stolen away again. You hope not – that would increase the likelihood that Creeper is involved with the client. Though, that said, some small part of you does get a kick out of the idea of Creeper unknowingly financing you through the Agency. You put it out of your mind and head into the living room, where Moon Knight’s bag full of goodies lies abandoned on the carpet. On closer inspection, you find that most of the tools are standardized. There are these stark white fighting sticks that go with each outfit – two to each. You notice a tiny switch on the side of one, and push it down, finding yourself distinctly unsurprised when an arc of electricity flares up along the weapon’s tip. One set has no built-in taser, but you’re willing to bet that it’s conductive. Yours, probably. There are a collection of similar, slightly thicker items – a little experimentation with them reveals them to be grappling hooks (and costs Moon Knight’s fakey apartment a lamp). It’s cool stuff. >[ ] Head back to the Scar. >[ ] Head out to get food. >[ ] Just rest for a while. >[ ] Go check out de papers. >[ ] Write in.
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>>43353522 >“Oh?” There’s a purr in those syllables. “That is interesting.” Anonymous
>>43353522 CAN'T THOSE MAFIA JUST BUY A KINDLE OR AN IPAD LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!?!?!
I bet that ancient thing doesn't even get wi fi
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>>43353554 >[ ] Go check out de papers. Anonymous
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>>43353554 >>[ ] Head out to get food. Wake up our princess and get a bite to eat until we get recharged. Also discuss training regimen for others.
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>>43353554 >[ ] Head out to get food. >[ ] Go check out de papers. Anonymous
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>>43353554 >>[ ] Head out to get food. >>[ ] Go check out de papers >>43353567 ya but it does pictures tho
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>>43353554 >[ ] Go check out de papers. Come back, cook Laura breakfast in bed and then we can head to either the agency for job details or back to the scar.
monotreeme
>>43353554 >[ ] Head back to the Scar. do something cute to wake up Laura
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>>43353554 >[ ] Head back to the Scar. >[ ] Head out to get food. Anonymous
>>43353554 >[X] Head back to the Scar. Gotta dump of our costumes with the other Moon Morlocks.
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>>43353554 >[ ] Go check out de papers. >[ ] Head out to get food. Anonymous
>>43353554 >One set has no built-in taser, but you’re willing to bet that it’s conductive. Yours, probably. Anonymous
>>43353661 Could be Noriko's.
Anonymous
>>43353626 >Moon Morlocks >Not Lunar Squires Anonymous
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>>43353554 >[ ] Head out to get food. Anonymous
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>>43353554 >[ ] Head out to get food. >[ ] Go check out de papers. Anonymous
>>43353677 Good point. Noriko trying to use a normal taser one is just going to fry out the mechanism after the first or second use.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
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>[X] Head out to get food. >[X] Go check out de papers. Writing.
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>>43353612 poke her face with JJ's dick
Anonymous
>>43353612 >implying that Laura wouldn't be awake and insulted by the notion she'd be sleeping still Anonymous
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>>43353677 It seems more likely to be ours, since everyone has been clamoring for JJ to start carrying around metal bars to conduct our taser-hands through for fucking ages.
Anonymous
Is Iceman gay in this universe?
Anonymous
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>>43353729 she's has faked being asleep a few times so JJ wakes her up by kissing her
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>>43353677 >>43353712 I think it's JJ's, since if Moon Knight knew about JJ's friends' powers, then he would have added a personal weapon for each person.
Anonymous
>>43353756 You mean has Jean mind-controlled him into being homo so she can have a gay bestie?
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>>43353756 Crusty doesn't get paid for being PC so probably not
Anonymous
I finally made it out of the archives and caught one of these live.
Anonymous
We should probably go out and get some sun since we're running low. Maybe go for a flight with our wings out
Anonymous
>>43353919 No.
Just sit in the Scar with our wings spread wide.
Anonymous
Rolled 5 (1d20) >>43353905 Oh man a total newb. You better not roll them dice when it comes up. Newbs like you always fumble their throw. I mean look at that 20 right here. Think you can get that, huh? Thought not. You a crack bitch, rookie and you better not forget it.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
It doesn’t take much to rouse Laura from slumber. While you need to be dragged kicking and screaming into the waking world, she seems almost grateful to be awake and alert. You guess she just doesn’t like feeling vulnerable. You make a promise of hot cocoa before hefting up Moon Knight’s bag and making your way out. The morning would be grey if it weren’t red. It must’ve rained for a while at night, because you can taste the leftovers of it in the air. Puddles linger in a few of the cracked pavestones that dot the streets. Being without a shirt, you have to stay out of sight. It’s not exactly hard for you, but it does mean that you can’t really buy anything. Laura picks up a hot drink and some falafels at a nearby stand while you pilfer a few copies of today’s papers. You’d leave a few dollars, but honestly, you’re not sure you can afford to. The headlines don’t surprise you. “MUTANT SQUATTERS INFEST OUR CITY.” “MUTANTS AMONG US.” “MUTIES IN THE RUINS.” That last one is particularly galling. Not unexpected, though – you wouldn’t expect much else from Murdoch and his minions. You wouldn’t say you’re seeing full-blown panic yet, but most papers are focusing on the apparent failure of authorities to register you and your friends. It’s nice to see a few articles questioning how things have been allowed to come to this, but they’re few and far between. The real focus seems to be on criticizing everyone – from Mutant Control to the NYPD – for not responding quickly enough to the situation. Fuck.>[ ] Head back to the station. >[ ] Find a brick to chuck through some paper’s window. >[ ] Write in.
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>>43353939 >not going to the park and giving little kids rides >not running from the cops screaming magneto was right Anonymous
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>>43353963 Lol.
Yours sincerely
Everyone else.
Anonymous
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>>43353969 >>[ ] Head back to the station. Discuss training others with Laura
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>>43353969 >[ ] Head back to the station. HAHA! TIME TO BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!
Anonymous
>>43353969 >Go and walk right up to the papers and deliver the ultimate punishment. A harshly worded complaint. Seriously though, we need to compose a letter to send to the editors.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
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>>43353787 I love that page so goddamn much.
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>>43353969 >>[ ] Find a brick to chuck through some paper’s window. Write something stupid on it
"A real human bean"
"Register this!"
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>>43353969 >>[ ] Head back to the station. Anonymous
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>>43354009 And if we're really lucky, they'll wipe their asses with it.
>>43353969 what did the Daily Comet write?
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>>43353969 >[ ] Write in. Go get a shirt and stuff. And some spares. Loot some trash cans and stuff. Get some blankets, and extra clothes for the newcomers.
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>>43353969 >[ ] Head back to the station. >[ ] Write-in. Find and call Ben Urich, see if he'd like an interview with us and maybe some Scar mutant leaders.
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>>43353969 >compose a harshly worded letter to the editor. Anonymous
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>>43354011 What if JJ became a Mooninite?
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>>43353969 >[ ] Head back to the station. Anonymous
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>>43353969 >[ ] Head back to the station. Anonymous
>>43353690 Moon Knight = Moonlight.
We should be Lunar Eclipse = Lune Esprit
Or Penumbra.
Or Lunar Rays = Lunar Wraiths.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>[X] Head back to the station. Writing.
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So, anyone else feel like we're channeling Cernunnos?
monotreeme
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>>43353969 >>43354081 >[ ] Head back to the station. >[ ] Write in. when we get back distribute the costumes, then get the politician's son to start working on speeches for public relations should other newsies show up.
we need a good clean responsible way to divert attention.
if that means we need a spokesman then a spokesman we should jolly well get.
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>>43354080 Lunar wraiths a best
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Getting a bike like kaneda's when?
Anonymous
>>43354080 If JJ becomes villain, he should become Serial Mooner.
Use his Invisibility powers to sneak up and then moon as many people as possible.
Anonymous
>>43354080 >Lunar Wraiths Not bad anon.
It also goes with the whole ghost thing/SpecOps we'll we going.
Anonymous
>>43354149 Also Kamen Rider Ghost.
Because, literally, this is our uniform. Just less orange, and with a humanoid face.
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>>43354145 I've a better idea. Don't worry, it's still ass-related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv6bx1CtYYU Anonymous
>>43354187 No ghosts allowed.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
Well, shit. You’re tempted to find a nice, big brick and tape some dumb message to it, like “register this!” or whatever, and then just chuck it through someone’s window. But that wouldn’t really solve anything, would it? It’d just convince one more gullible soul that ‘dem muties be the werk ah da devil Cletus! Fuck these people. Sometimes you wish the river would just tear itself free and rush through the city. Drown every single fucking one of them. You head back to the Scar, leaving a trail of discarded newspapers in your wake, each one less encouraging than the last. That Clark guy wrote a good article, you guess. He brought up that the Red Cross was there an’ stuff. You noticed that most of them were avoiding that detail. There is a tangible sense of tension at the edge of the Scar. People look worried. You spy more than one crowd of flatscans that have taken it upon themselves to roam the border, supposedly to keep any meddlin’ muties out of their gosh darn homes and in their gosh darn places. Disgusting. Eventually, you trail your way into the station, setting the duffel bag down in a long, exaggerated motion. You just feel tired after all that shit. You get a few stares. It’s Layla that comes up to you first, asking what’s in the bag and how much of it is edible. “In a bit, yeah?”>[ ] Talk to people, see how stuff is going. >[ ] Call together your friends, go through Moon Knight’s stuff with them. >[ ] Try to get everyone’s attention. You’ve got some stuff to say. >[ ] Write in.
Anonymous
>>43354222 But, seriously, read the description for the costumes. Shit is fucking Kamen Rider Ghost.
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>>43354256 >>[ ] Talk to people, see how stuff is going. How are the newcomers coming along?
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>>43354256 >[ ] Try to get everyone’s attention. You’ve got some stuff to say. The normies are extra pissed. watch your backs muggas
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>>43354187 That is a great costume.
Your outfit is more like halfway between regular motorcycling leathers and the stuff the artificial humans from Biomega wore. The armour isn't as obvious as it is one them, but it's there. And there be a hood.
If I were to cite one reference for your masks.. hmmm... the Solitaire's mask, maybe?
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>>43354256 [X] All of the Above
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>>43354256 >[ ] Talk to people, see how stuff is going. >[ ] Call together your friends, go through Moon Knight’s stuff with them. Anonymous
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>>43354256 >>[ ] Talk to people, see how stuff is going. Then
>[ ] Call together your friends, go through Moon Knight’s stuff with them. We can get them together, while having friendly talk with people,
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>>43354256 >[ ] Talk to people, see how stuff is going. Anonymous
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>>43354256 >>[ ] Talk to people, see how stuff is going. >>[ ] Call together your friends, go through Moon Knight’s stuff with them. Anonymous
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>[ ] Call together your friends, go through Moon Knight’s stuff with them.
monotreeme
>>43354256 >[ ] Call together your friends, go through Moon Knight’s stuff with them. >[ ] Try to get everyone’s attention. You’ve got some stuff to say." >>43354258 >>43354187 I wonder how fast we can get a drawfag to run up some lunar wraith arts...
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>>43354256 >[X] Try to get everyone’s attention. You’ve got some stuff to say. Let everyone know that tensions are rising outside of the Scar and to be on high alert.
>[X] Call together your friends, go through Moon Knight’s stuff with them. May as well get our Mooninites all outfitted.
Anonymous
Urgh we are going to need to go on a PR campaign soon. We can make every other papers viewpoint look like utter shit if they dont have the storys we feed a certain one. Who wants to meet parkers boss?
Tiger
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>>43354256 >>[ ] Talk to people, see how stuff is going. Anonymous
>>43354256 >[ ] Try to get everyone’s attention. You’ve got some stuff to say. Shits getting real. We need Laura to start teaching everyone how to fight for when shit hits the fan
Anonymous
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>>43354256 >[ ] Call together your friends, go through Moon Knight’s stuff with them. Anonymous
>>43354342 I did suggest we call Urich and set up an interview.
Anonymous
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We could invite a number of newscasters down for a more public Q&A? Call Parker, ask him what he thinks should be done. He's smart, he knows how media works.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
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Gotta head across the road quickly. Next post will be slightly delayed.
Anonymous
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>>43354295 >If I were to cite one reference for your masks.. hmmm... the Solitaire's mask, maybe? Neat.
monotreeme
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>>43354359 seconded
maybe we meet JJJameson, might be cool.
Anonymous
>>43354256 >[ ] Try to get everyone’s attention. You’ve got some stuff to say. We need an evacuation plan honestly. We may have to leave NYC and the country. Maybe go to UK or Doctor Doom territory. Sure, we all become soldiers for a tour or two but we get fed, we get shelter and we be full citizens.
Anonymous
>>43354391 We have a large-scale geokinetic. We could possibly make an island out in international waters.
Anonymous
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>>43354347 We're the X-Force now.
Anonymous
>>43354406 Who are you, Lex Luthor from Superman Returns? That's a terrible fucking idea.
Anonymous
>>43354406 ahahahaha, until giant robots attack us. We need BIG power to make sure the USA doesn't think about striking us. an island? black ops, all under cover.
we ded.
Anonymous
>>43354334 honestly this quest doesn't get anywhere near enough drawfags
Anonymous
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>>43354406 The problem with that is sentinals.
International waters = no one cares.
Right now you cant do anything nearly like that without endagering humans.
We stay in the scar, we need to win the PR war.
Anonymous
>>43354406 That's a really good idea, only problem is tsunamis it will likely create, and having the island be half way habitable. Maybe get some water, and weather control mutants helping.
>>43354435 Why? Ain't no one bothering Island in middle of Atlantic.
Anonymous
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>>43354406 Alvarez isn't actually a geokinetic. He creates earthquakes by manipulating vibrations (Like Daisy from Agents of Shield)
Anonymous
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>>43354453 It does not.
People should really go to draw threads with requests.
monotreeme
>>43354406 for every flatscan with a boat and a gun to try and destroy because "we can't be lettin em muties get power more'n they already got!"
>>43354453 SHUSH YOU!!! A man can dream.
Anonymous
Hey Crusty, can JJ eyes become something like the Gravitational Beam Emitter? He already got FORCE EYE LASERS.
Anonymous
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>>43354406 >>43354449 Just add a superweapon that forces them to leave the island alone. Problem solved.
Anonymous
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>>43354478 >Ain't no one bothering Island in middle of Atlantic. Anonymous
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Morlocks_(Earth-616) We don't necessarily need to leave. We just need to find that Giant Cave under Manhattan. There's enough room there for the mutants of the scar.
Green Finger can amplify Chlorophyll. So if we can't make enough food for everyone right now we can after getting Green Finger.
Anonymous
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>>43354502 And they would have accident at sea. And we have a new bout, that only need some cleaning, paint job, and name change.
Only thing we really need is missile defense system. I recommend becoming a colony of Latveria, and asking Dr.Doom for one in exchange for fish and plants, and whatever exports. If we green thumb that shit we have some good banana republic. (or weed, tobacco, or whatever we decide to grow. Mutant weedbacco maybe?)
Anonymous
They retconned HER being a mutant
Anonymous
>>43354295 Hey Crusty, why not just get a bike helmet? It can be filled with gagdets, give head protection and filled the motif of BIOMEGA/motorcycles.
Anonymous
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>>43354478 new to Marvel comics, I see.
Anonymous
>>43354537 Eye lasers of that magnitude would be like, T4 or something.
Anonymous
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>>43354604 Problems with going too deep is the same as the island plan.
If you seperate too much from the human population they can send quiet and special ops after you.
No, what we need to do is act like the gangs and mafia do. Insinuate ourselves amoung the populance.
Anonymous
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>>43354604 That my plan for staying at NYC. Make an underground NYC for mutants.
we can take internet wires, electricity (assuming we don't get a mutant to give us that.) and safe shelter.
>>43354646 We really need to reach level 5 on eye lasers. They are the strongest weapon we have.
Anonymous
>>43354619 Because JJ has horns, anon, and a bike helmet with two massive holes in it just looks retarded.
Anonymous
>>43354347 Why haven't we been doing this the entire time!
Seriously. We have some heavy hitters in our group. We should already be combat ready.
Anonymous
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>>43354679 Fucking Horns. I wish they were gone. Messing with helmets, not that a unforgivable sin. They also make living on the city harder.
Anonymous
>>43354693 >>43354347 This isn't an army. its a group of scared children, most them came here because they thought it would be safe.
Anonymous
>>43354693 I keep suggesting we train Layla, cause with her we already have 50 armed people.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
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>[X] Call together your friends, go through Moon Knight’s stuff with them. >[X] Try to get everyone’s attention. You’ve got some stuff to say. Writing. While cooking. Be patient.
Anonymous
>>43354726 >>43354693 I really, really don't want JJ to just become another Magneto or Xavier. Do we really need to be training child soldiers? I mean sure, if people come forward who want to fight, that's one thing. But let's not get carried away and start asking Layla to turn into a one girl firing squad.
Anonymous
>>43354726 She should be in school and in home that can provide her normal life.
But I fear at this point she would benefit more from combat training.
Anonymous
>>43354779 >>43354798 Shits gonna hit the fan at some point. It's not a matter of "if". It's "when".
And they'll need to be ready.
Anonymous
>>43354715 Yeah but there giant fucking robots sending mutants into freaking camps that we don't know are they doing. for all we know they gasing them or doing experiments.
>>43354779 cause giant robots want to kill or take you into death camps (well, not death but you wish you were death most likely)
Anonymous
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>>43354779 >I really, really don't want JJ to just become another Magneto or Xavier. I know, right? JJ could do a way better job than those two.
Anonymous
>>43354798 We should at least take advantage of Layla's Parallel learning ability. She can learn to fight from Laura, medical stuff from the new girl and sign language (to talk to Kevin). All at the same time.
She can literally 50 different books in the time it takes a normal person to read one.
Anonymous
>>43354870 hey Crusty, who wins? A sentinel, or a berserk evangelion?
Anonymous
>>43354878 We could buy some middle school text books and make her read them. We don't want her falling behind other kids.
Anonymous
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>>43354859 >>43354870 Yes, I know this. But there's a difference between training people who want to be trained and to fight, and pressuring people to fight who may not want to. Layla is what, like 14? And we're seriously talking about turning her into our personal army to gun people down en masse?
Not everyone has to be able to fight. There are other ways to contribute to this community, so long as those who can and are willing to fight are good enough to defend those who can or will not.
Anonymous
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>>43354892 depends on the sentinel, I'd wager.
Anonymous
>>43354859 Shit that can be dealt with so long as we stick close to the human population.
Then its just normal guys with guns, easy to deal with. If the exclusion zone gets raided we make it costly as sin while everyone evacuates, wait for them to fuck off and then move right back in.
Meantime we need to save cash and buy realestate in the zone while our presence devalues it.
Anonymous
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>>43354892 berserk evangelion. Evangelions are fucking huge compare to sentinels and evas got AT fields.
Anonymous
>>43354892 Don't evas generate AT fields? No way for a Sentinel to get through that, and Berserk evas are fucking ludicrous with the kind of destruction they're capable of.
Anonymous
>>43354981 We don't go back to the fucking exclusion zone if there sentinels. We leave.
Why the fuck are we still in the states anyway? We really need to leave this place. If you were a jew in the start of ww2 and you knew hitler was about to gas you.
What would you do?
Anonymous
>>43355007 Yeah, but don't Sentinels have all kinds of energy weapons to help overload that sort of field?
Anonymous
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>>43355017 Wonder how I wandered into an alternate reality where Hitler was preparing to gas Jews.
:^) Anonymous
>>43355017 Increase the price of Gas.
Anonymous
>>43355017 Listen numbnutts, we stick to humans so they CANT send in sentinals is the entire premise of that post.
Staying in the states is up in the air. As soon as you congregate any large number of mutants outside of populations of humans the US of A cares about you have serious problems.
Anonymous
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>>43354953 Middle school history text books tend to have each chapter be about a completely different time period. Since you don't need to read chapter 1 to understand chapter 2 she can read them all at the same time.
Completing a year of school in a few days.
Anonymous
>>43355017 Sentinels guard the borders, dummy.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43354953 Don't buy.Send her to library or something. Seriously.
Also evacuating the more noticeable weaker or out of control mutants is not a bad idea.
Anonymous
>>43355036 AT Fields are not your average force fields. They can be penetrated with man-made weapons, but it would have to be some serious firepower from a King Big Dick Sentinel.
Anonymous
Ten bucks says that our T3 unlock is the Sentinel Invasion, where JJ gets the shit kicked out of him, Laura gets crucified and he turns into a giant blue crystal space dragon jesus JJ and proceeds to unload. Typhon gets an erection.
Anonymous
>>43355082 Yeah, I know. But they can be penetrated with mundane weaponry. I'm not a fan of the comics, so I have no idea what sort of "GO FUCK YOURSELF" the big purple fuckers are capable of.
Anonymous
>>43355061 Isn't there a doctor doom embassy to help us in NYC?
Anonymous
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So, does the armor look like this with a longcoat and the mask from earlier?
Anonymous
Seem to remember it's actually quite difficult to move across even state-lines because of mutant control. I mean, we can go invisible to that'd help, but there's probably Sentinels that detect us or something. In all honesty, just because we can fight back, doesn't mean we should. And you have to worry what they'll send after Sentinels. I mean they sent War-Machine after Joyce, and all she was doing was murdering racists.
Anonymous
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>>43355124 >implying JJ is not DOOM. Anonymous
>>43355128 >Seem to remember it's actually quite difficult to move across even state-lines because of mutant control. Now, the best way to use that Geokinetic rather than being retarded and making an island would be to create tunnels under state lines in order to get out of New York.
Anonymous
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>>43355128 >I mean they sent War-Machine after Joyce, and all she was doing was murdering racists. she went after war-machine he was guarding a prison van
Anonymous
>>43355124 The mutants gathering to line up would be broken or attacked.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>(1/2) You let yourself slump down at the entrance to the station. Around you, there is a collective buzz of activity. It’s never quiet here now. Someone’s always chatting to someone. Someone’s always snoring. Someone’s always trying to get a fire started. You sigh. “Hey, Layla. You mind grabbing the others for a minute?” The cocks her head to one side, circling the bag suspiciously. “Why?” “It’s a surprise.” There is a moment of consideration on her face, where she’s rather obviously considered one-Layla-mobbing you, but eventually she shrugs, splitting off in several directions while one of her remains behind to be an annoying little gnat. One by one, she finds them. They sit down in a circle near the stairs, Tyler looking extremely uncomfortable, while his sister looks… present. There is a long silence. “Okay, so…” How does this go, exactly? Do you tell them a masked psychopath got you a bunch of hurty toys to smack people around with and, gee golly, you’re just itching to share it all with your buds? Do you tell that that said masked psychopath knew about them? “…I got some stuff for you guys.” You unzip the duffel bag to a chorus of ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs’ – most of them originating from one or more copy of Layla. “…The hell is all this?” Says Noriko, her voice incredulous, as she fishes out one of the masks. “We’re superheroes now?”
Anonymous
>>43355128 >and all she was doing was murdering racists. Which is, y'know, still fucking illegal. And she wasn't just murdering them, she was painting the room with their viscera. I think that kind of justifies some excessive force.
Anonymous
>>43355172 making an island out of nothing will bring alerts.
>>43355197 JJ goes alone and makes a deal to safely transfer all the mutants in the zone out of USA and into DOOM country.
DOOM pull some bullshit with his technology and magic to safely move everyone out of the usa in the zone.
problem solve. it's fucking doom. you think usa military mooks gonna stop doom?
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>(2/2) “…Doesn’t look too superhero-y.” Notes Lucas. “We’re not superheroes.” You confirm, noticing that a few heads are turning your way. People around the station are wondering what’s up. “This stuff is armoured, though, and it’ll protect our identities. And we might need it soon.” “Looks a little grim.” Says Gaby, withdrawing the slightly elongated mask with the thin, straight horns, pressing it to her face experimentally. “…How do I look?” “Spooky.” Says Mildred, before you can reply, the word seeming out-of-place on her lips. She’s still looking elsewhere – you’re not sure her eyes and have been on Gaby once. “Spook, spooks…” Another brief silence settles in the wake of her reply. You cough awkwardly. “Look, this stuff is weird, obviously, but I’d recommend getting familiar with it. The Scar is getting dangerous. The city is getting dangerous.” You pause. “People are getting dangerous. We can use this stuff. Now…” Deep breath. >Leadership Check >no set DC >+2 modifier
Anonymous
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>>43355172 >We Harriett Tubman, now. Anonymous
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Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2) >>43355234 pls
Anonymous
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Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2) >>43355234 LEADER JJ
Anonymous
>>43355227 Doom drafts all mutants into the army as conscripts.
Basically asking everyone to line up to get shot vs the american millitary.
Anonymous
Rolled 1 (1d20) >>43355234 Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43355267 God.
Fucking.
Damnit.
Anonymous
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>>43355267 CRRRRRACCCCCKKKK BITTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHH
Anonymous
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>>43355208 >The cocks heh heh heh Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>>43354892 How is this even a question?
A non-berserk EVA would wreck any Sentinel short of Nimrod or Bastion. And even then, the sheer size difference and disparity in strength/durability is not favourable to the Sentinel.
Anonymous
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>>43355267 Karma.
You faggot.
Anonymous
>>43355266 DOOM isn't at war with the USA. besides, being a conscripts for citizenship is something many country have done.
>>43355267 ...that doesn't have a +2.
Anonymous
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>>43355225 My point wasn't that she was doing something fine, but we are starting gang-wars and destroying bits of New York. If a murderer gets a cut-price Iron Man, we'd probably end up with Sentry coming after us.
Anonymous
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Rolled 16 (1d20) >>43355234 Here goes nothing.
Anonymous
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>>43355303 Yeah, right up until the avengers or some other chucklefuck faction come along and poke the good doc.
Anonymous
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>>43355303 >+2. Modifiers have never mattered as long as it has been correct dice.
Anonymous
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>>43355292 Yeah, I really have no idea of what comic book sentinels are capable of, Wiki isn't helpful and BMJ is on the other thread so I've got a raging Evangelion hardon at the moment.
Anonymous
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>>43355267 >http://pastebin.com/UuVeJFig I KNOW WE HAVE AT LEAST ONE KARMA POINT'
assuming that "no set" DC means no crit fail and we stuck with 10 isn't a thing.
>>43355303 the modifer has NEVER MATTERED in taking rolls
Anonymous
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>>43355267 Just another, crack-bitchin' day.
Anonymous
>>43355267 kek
Karma.
You know we should ask political protection from Dr.Doom, and have him expose the American horrible treatment of mutants. Have him speak up about it in some united nations meeting or something, and maybe offer asylum to mutants.
Just saying. We could make the mutant revolution happen, and develop the country into blooming paradise. Plant growth, weather control, as much super strength as needed, access to other dimension resources, teleportation transport, free electricity...
Heck we don't need to even ask that from doom. Any publicity seeking, well equipped country do that.
>>43355266 If doom want's to destroy America, he can just atomic bomb it or something. He doesn't need foot solders.
Anonymous
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The snowball is a good roll. The shiba is JJ.
Anonymous
>>43355335 You miss the point.
Just because he aint at war with america does not mean an agency like shield will not fuck with his stuff, and mutants end up being thrown into the firing line.
Anonymous
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we need to ride shiny and chrome again people
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
HA HA. Be aware, 1's do not mean CATASTROPHIC FAILURE with this kind of roll. I will allow you to spend Karma if you really want to, but you'd be dodging a failure, not a total disaster.>Y/N?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 4 (1d20) >>43355391 Yes.
Disasters are for later.
Anonymous
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>>43355267 If we have karma, use it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43355368 And siting in concentration camps, while being fired at is better how?
Option a)fight together with Doom.
Option b)fight without doom, behind enemy lines.
Both options suck.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43355391 Y
Did you plan for this to drop on Halloween by the by?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43355391 Y
we need strong morale.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43355417 This isn't Germany, this is America.
We bomb other nations. Here we use spooks or super heroes.
Anonymous
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>>43355391 N
JJ is not meant to lead.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>Y Well then. Roll again. You have ONE Karma point remaining.
Anonymous
Rolled 16 (1d20) >>43355461 Anonymous
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In before we fail the reroll.
Anonymous
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Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2) >>43355461 I apologize
Anonymous
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>>43355417 Doom option sucks less cause at least you have doom and a country on your side that isn't going to prosecute your ass.
>>43355454 If they tried to bomb DOOM country, they going to really really get hurt.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 18 (1d20) >>43355461 Rolling
Anonymous
>>43355417 Everything sucks
And we aint in concentration camps anon. We are in the scar and in the middle of a city they can not just throw murder robots at without pissing off the local populance. Here we have a chance to change the tide of things, in latveria its just running away.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2) >>43355461 Go
Anonymous
>>43355467 >>43355461 YES.
>>43355480 We aren't changing shit unless we go to the goverment.
we can't even start a peaceful protest cause of f
Anonymous
Anonymous
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>>43355433 Nah, I'm busy on Halloween.
Spooky karaoke or something.
Anonymous
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>>43355461 No we don't. We have no points left.
You didn't update the pastebin last time.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43355480 Yeah. The ghettos never resulted in people in camps.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
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>>43355479 Well, that's better than expected.
>writing Anonymous
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>>43355501 So when will you increase the spooky?
Anonymous
>>43355497 >>43355480 fucking police will shoot us or arrest us and send us to the death camps.
We aren't doing shit to change the laws or the people minds. we just surviving and the best way to survive is to leave.
monotreeme
>>43355501 cool, 48 continuous hours of spooky board-games here...SO MANY ARKHAM HORRORS
Anonymous
>>43355534 Prison/Work camps, not death camps.
Anonymous
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>>43355480 Government is chasing us to put us into concentration camps. Most of the people would put us in them, if they didn't fear we fight back.
Anonymous
>>43355553 So you plan on one round?
Anonymous
>>43355497 Hence PR campaign. Get one paper with all the news and with OUR viewpoint and we might just break even enough not to be run out of the city. At least try that route before you go with doom, who while admittedly bro like at times, is still the become standing army route.
Anonymous
>>43355555 Nice get, but are you 1930's America? A rose is a rose.
Anonymous
>>43355555 Oh, then we just wish for death, that so much better.
Not by much. We really need to leave the states.
>>43355575 At least have an evacuation plan if everything to shit.
One that goes to doom cause state lines are being defended by sentinels and likely the military USA army.
Anonymous
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>>43355555 Yes, because experiments they do to mutants there are so much better than death./sarcasm
monotreeme
>>43355574 more or less, my group goes pretty fast, we could probably knock out one and a half, maybe 2 in that time...
Anonymous
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>>43355610 We have one. Everyone runs into the old abandoned railway tunnels and from there into the sewer lines.
I agree on practice it though.
We could have it so that when we all run, everyone meets up at a designated place and then we march on the latveria embassery before formally asking for assylum.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43355640 You folks using any of the expansions?
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
Striding over to the fire, you lift up a pair of pots resting beside the stove, hefting them over the head. Steeling yourself, you slam them together – gently, at first, so as not to turn them both into hunks of useless junk – once, twice, thrice. The sound echoes through the station, each collision louder and sharper than the last. Slowly but surely, all eyes turn in your direction. You feel your breath freeze in your lungs. Your stomach twists like fire and ice, telling you that you’re not for here, that you should be somewhere else, somewhere dark. Invisible. You push through it, and clear your throat loudly, letting the pots fall to your sides. “Hey, everyone.” >first things first >[ ] The situation outside the Scar. >[ ] Discuss getting everyone fit and able. >[ ] Discuss keeping everyone fed. >[ ] Discuss keeping everyone safe. >[ ] Write in.
monotreeme
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>>43355653 the one featuring the King in Yellow.
the guy that owns the core game ran out of budget for more.
and we might even loose a few games of Pandemic between.(or win, 6-card is brutal, but we finally beat it just recently, TWICE)
Anonymous
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>>43355717 >>[ ] The situation outside the Scar. Anonymous
Guys we could use our connection to john johna jameson to call a closed press conference held live to address the "Problem" of the scar and the mutants in it
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43355717 >[ ] The situation outside the Scar. The normies are now aware us living here is a thing.
Anonymous
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>>43355717 >>[ ] The situation outside the Scar. Anonymous
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>>43355717 >[X] Discuss keeping everyone safe. Keeping everyone alive.
This is important. Survival comes first.
the food. the fit and able, and finally the situation outside the scar.
Anonymous
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>>43355717 >[ ] The situation outside the Scar. then
>[ ] Write in. All the things. All of them need to be discussed, and it's as good time as any now.
Anonymous
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>>43355501 Blink twice if the Queen is watching you right now.
Anonymous
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>>43355717 >[ ] Discuss keeping everyone safe. Tiger
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>>43355717 >>[ ] The situation outside the Scar Anonymous
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>>43355717 >[X] The situation outside the Scar. >[X] Discuss getting everyone fit and able. Fill everyone in on how bad things are getting, then hammer the point home that people need to be prepared for the worst.
Anonymous
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>>43355717 >[ ] The situation outside the Scar. This then the rest.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
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>[X] The situation outside the Scar. Writing.
Anonymous
>>43355717 >[ ] Discuss keeping everyone safe by
>[ ] keeping everyone fed, And
>getting everyone fit and able, Because
>[ ] The situation outside the Scar. Anonymous
>>43355735 i do like that idea i mean we could get a podium with a Broken down sky scraper on it as our logo, not only that we might actually buy ourselves some breeding room
Anonymous
>>43355054 Seriously, what the fuck do people not understand about this?
The flatscan population is a shield preventing us from being wiped out en masse. A random island in the Pacific? They'd just detonate a bomb over it if they didn't feel like bringing real force to bear.
Anonymous
>>43355094 >Typhon gets an erection. >implying Typhon doesn't always have an erection for JJ Anonymous
>>43355816 >broken down skyscraper Do you want to be labeled terrorists?
Anonymous
>>43355717 >[ ] Write in. Orgy
Anonymous
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>>43355820 Too entrenched in US vs THEM way of thinking.
Its better to force your opponents into fighting gorilla tactic users, because then they fuck over their own population and have to stop. Which is a victory.
Anonymous
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>>43355735 I do like this, if we are lucky we could get the scar status similar to Nunavut.
Anonymous
>>43355845 Then he grows a second dick which immediately becomes rock hard.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43355903 I.. don't know why it uploaded burning wheel.
Anonymous
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>>43355934 Do roden have two dicks?
Anonymous
>>43355816 *Breathing* fucking phone
>>43355853 How else would you describe the scar other than a run down building i did not mean demolished but with cracked windows and shit you know looking like it has gone years without maintenance.
Anonymous
>>43355855 Dirty Mutant Hobo Orgy? Nice.(TMNT theme song with replaced words...)
Anonymous
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
They’re looking at you. A few weeks ago, you’d have withered under this kind of scrutiny. Curled up and died like some dumb tiny animal. You feel bigger now, though – hell, you are bigger. And more than that – more of something else. “I figure we need to have a little chat.” You say, slowly, doing your best to affect a neutral tone. “We’ve got to share this space now, so we need to watch out for one another. And there need to be rules.” You spot a girl near one of the pillars roll her one remaining eye. Ugh, ignore, ignore… “Fist, though, we gotta talk about outside. New York is starting to realize we’re here.” There are whispers. You wait a moment for them to die down. “People are getting scared. Angry, probably. Could be that soon we’ll be seeing some kind of action against us.” You trail off, thinking. While you’re arranging your thoughts, a young woman near the side of the tracks, her pale skin dotted with traces of glowing blue-green crystal, raises her voice: “Okay.” Her voice is curt, serious. She doesn’t sound especially scared. “What do we do about that?” >[ ] There should be people mapping out the subway/sewers, so we can leave through them in a pinch. >[ ] There should be people looking for somewhere else you guys can crash in case of such an event. >[ ] You guys need to prove that the city is better off with you there. >[ ] Write in.
Anonymous
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>>43356007 Orgy with little girls. Mutie power.
Anonymous
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>>43356025 >[ ] There should be people mapping out the subway/sewers, so we can leave through them in a pinch. Anonymous
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>>43356025 >>[ ] There should be people mapping out the subway/sewers, so we can leave through them in a pinch. >>[ ] There should be people looking for somewhere else you guys can crash in case of such an event. A way to run, a place to run too.
Anonymous
>>43356025 >>[ ] There should be people mapping out the subway/sewers, so we can leave through them in a pinch. >>[ ] There should be people looking for somewhere else you guys can crash in case of such an event. >>[ ] You guys need to prove that the city is better off with you there. All of above.
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>>43356025 >[ ] There should be people mapping out the subway/sewers, so we can leave through them in a pinch. Anonymous
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>>43356025 >[ ] There should be people mapping out the subway/sewers, so we can leave through them in a pinch. >[ ] You guys need to prove that the city is better off with you there. Anonymous
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>>43356025 >[X] There should be people mapping out the subway/sewers, so we can leave through them in a pinch. >[X] There should be people looking for somewhere else you guys can crash in case of such an event. >[X] You guys need to prove that the city is better off with you there. >thinking we wouldn't pick all of them Anonymous
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>>43356060 >>43356025 All of the above, indeed.
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>>43356025 >>[ ] You guys need to prove that the city is better off with you there. I wish we could say this and not come out as hopelessly naive.
I suppose in a way its true with Avengers and Shield off world, but it would take a lot to prove.
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>>43356025 All three really.
We need news stories so we can beat the authoritys over the head with posative PR, then insurance for shit going south.
Anonymous
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>>43356025 >>[x] There should be people mapping out the subway/sewers, so we can leave through them in a pinch. >>[x] There should be people looking for somewhere else you guys can crash in case of such an event. Anonymous
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We also need to think of some type of early warning system.
Anonymous
Just got here. have we said "Can you dig It"? yet?
Anonymous
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>>43356025 >[X] There should be people mapping out the subway/sewers, so we can leave through them in a pinch. Anonymous
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>>43356025 >I'm going to be writing some letters. We might have to leave New York soon, but until then we should map out the sewers. If anyone wants to join our group, we could definitely use more people helping out. Anonymous
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>>43356111 There is nothing to dig yet, other than tunnels.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>[X] There should be people mapping out the subway/sewers, so we can leave through them in a pinch.
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>>43356025 I'd go with all of the above if we have enough people, I mean
>[ ] You guys need to prove that the city is better off with you there Seems like a doomed mission, bu the filthy paladin in me loves it anyway.
Anonymous
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>>43356025 >[ ] There should be people mapping out the subway/sewers, so we can leave through them in a pinch. >[ ] There should be people looking for somewhere else you guys can crash in case of such an event. >[ ] You guys need to prove that the city is better off with you there. Anonymous
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>>43356025 >[ ] Write in. Train. Get Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.
Anonymous
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>>43354616 Jesus christ, the art is so bad that my eyes are bleeding.
Anonymous
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>>43356025 >>[ ] There should be people mapping out the subway/sewers, so we can leave through them in a pinch. >>[ ] There should be people looking for somewhere else you guys can crash in case of such an event. >>[ ] You guys need to prove that the city is better off with you there. Anonymous
Anonymous
>You remember Creeper telling you once that there are ancient tunnels under New York, that the city is just as deep as it is tall, that nobody could possibly keep a track of everything everyone’s ever buried in this town. http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/32613267/#32613267 down down
to Mutant town
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>>43356025 >>[ ] There should be people mapping out the subway/sewers, so we can leave through them in a pinch. >>[ ] There should be people looking for somewhere else you guys can crash in case of such an event. Anonymous
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>>43356138 Is that what you are writing, or have you always been secretly voting?
Anonymous
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>>43356228 Stay, near, the surface.
Or you end up being hunted down in secret.
use the tunnels to escape, but dont rely on them, or they will be your tomb.
Anonymous
>>43356228 We should be careful not to dig too deep, anon.
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>>43356274 >implying JJ isn't the Balrog they will meet when they come to dig and drive us out of our burrows Anonymous
>>43356274 That's exactly what I imagine JJ's Ristrad looks like.
Anonymous
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>>43356274 >Make a home in an underground cave >Dwarves start pouring from the ceiling and eating all your plump helmets Anonymous
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>>43356347 No. JJ's riastrad form looks more like Cu Chullain's.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
You kind of want to say that the flatscans need you guys and you need to prove it – because it’s pretty much true, if the Avengers and all the other supertypes stay gone. But you’re becoming increasingly convinced that nothing short of Jesus himself descending to preach the merits of mutanthood could prove that. And even then, it’s shaky. “First things first, we need to start mapping out these tunnels.” You’ve been meaning to do this for a while, actually – ever since you first arrived here. “We need to know where we can go if something happens. The sewers, the subways – they connect everything in this city. But they’re useless to us if we don’t know where they lead. Knowing where we can go and where we can’t gives us more space, too.” People nod. Most just stare, though. Should you say you’re looking for volunteers? A hand rises. It’s some skinny, pale creature of a young man with dark red eyes and shaggy black hair. His wrists are circled with tattoos depicting abstract, vaguely Nordic dragons – Jormungandr and the like. Half goth, half metal. Goth metal? Is that a thing? Your sis would’ve known. “Yeah?” “Yeah, so, like…” He has a surprisingly deep voice. “…I’ve gone for a few walks down there. Loads of tunnels. I think me an’ Blake wouldn’t mind looking around…” You have absolutely no idea who ‘Blake’ is. This guy just made shit a lot easier for you, though. “Great.” You pause, thinking. “It’d be great if we could get a few people together to chart a section of the tunnels every day. Anyone who wants to help can help.” Another hand goes up. This time it’s a tanned girl with long, thin horns. “Uh, I dunno where she is, but Alani said she heard mumbling back there. I think there might be more people living down here or something.” That is concerning. “Good to know…” >[ ] Stop to organize this. >[ ] Go on to another topic.
Anonymous
>>43356409 >[ ] Go on to another topic. Just state: everyone interested in the tunnels please come talk to me afterwards.
Anonymous
>>43356409 >[ ] Stop to organize this. if we have neighbors best to find out who they are and how they do things.
Moleman and Moloids?
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>>43356409 >[ ] Go on to another topic. Getting people fed.
We can organize stuff after the big speech.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43356409 >>[ ] Go on to another topic. Anonymous
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>>43356409 >>[x] Go on to another topic. Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43356409 >Those interested in helping please stick around after. >Move onto another topic: Food and keeping people fed. Bring up the unique traits of blood, say that it can grow plants but we're not gonna make people eat blood veggies if they don't want to. Anonymous
>>43356409 >[ ] Go on to another topic. Food then combat training.
Have we set up an underground farm yet?
Anonymous
>>43356454 We need to delegate. We're not around that much.
Just state: everyone interested in the tunnels please talk to Noriko.
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>>43356409 >>[ ] Stop to organize this. Google the fucking maps on Moonies phone, and maybe have some printouts as base. 90% of them should be already mapped somewhere. They just need to check for differences. and draw them on maps. Makes work easier.
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>>43356506 Don't become reliant on an underground farm. Make it sure, but better to have an outside income to lose first.
>>43356530 Delegate comes after we know wtf we are doing. AKA everyone interested come talk to us, then pick someone from them.
Anonymous
By the way, can we spam the police with reports of gangs roaming the perimeter of the scar and threatening normal people? Could end up dispersing our immediate problem all by themselves.
Anonymous
>>43356605 Heh. Not likely. One shot us right after we saved his partner's life because wer were *there*.
Anonymous
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>>43356605 If we keep a camera around and photo said gangs attacking the police when they inevitably do something stupid we could get it printed in the papers as well.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>[X] Another topic. >[ ] Discuss getting everyone fit and able. >[ ] Discuss keeping everyone fed. >[ ] Discuss keeping everyone safe.
Anonymous
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>>43356605 Or they would take those reports as "muties getting territorial."
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>>43356622 We dont need to say we are mutants or actively be there. Just pretend to be normal people and make "anonymous" calls. If they dont reply we just have one of the none mutant hobos as a face to file a complaint about the police not doing their jobs concerning violent gangs.
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>>43356646 >Discuss keeping everyone fed. Anonymous
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>>43356646 >[ ] Discuss keeping everyone fed. Anonymous
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>>43356646 >[ ] Discuss keeping everyone fed. Gotta eat the human food.
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>>43356646 >fit and able >safe Anonymous
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>>43356646 >>[x] Discuss keeping everyone safe. Anonymous
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>>43356646 >>[ ] Discuss keeping everyone safe. Tiger
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>>43356646 >>[ ] Discuss keeping everyone safe. Anonymous
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>>43356646 >[X] Discuss getting everyone fit and able. >[X] Discuss keeping everyone fed. These two kind of go hand-in-hand, don't they? Starving people aren't exactly fit and able.
Anonymous
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>>43356646 >[ ] Discuss keeping everyone fed. Anonymous
>[ ] Discuss keeping everyone safe. >>43356605 We should report armed gang gatherings taught. Take some photos and send them in. Frame them for trying to start riots and stuff.
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>>43356460 The Morlocks and the Moleman people, together we are unstoppable!
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>>43356680 Does not even matter if the police believe us or not, they are duty bound to investigate armed gangs of men walking round the city.
Anonymous
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>>43356646 >[ ] Discuss keeping everyone fed. Anonymous
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>>43356646 >[ ] Discuss keeping everyone fed. Anonymous
>>43356680 >ITT: Plans that could never backfire Anonymous
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>>43356646 >>[ ] Discuss keeping everyone fed. Anonymous
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>>43356646 >[ ] Discuss keeping everyone fed. Anonymous
>>43356730 >Doing nothing We have nothing to lose and everything to gain by trying this, if done propperly.
Anonymous
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>>43354679 we could just cover the holes with a sort of tough but flexible rubber with an x slit running through for the horns to poke out of
Anonymous
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>>43356730 Warn mutants not to go there, and maybe have some non mutant press people take some photographs.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
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>[X] Discuss keeping everyone fed. Writing.
Anonymous
>>43356646 >[X] Discuss keeping everyone fed. Farming, bruv. Druid is go.
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Getting everyone fit and able is the same as keeping everyone safe. But training burns a lot of calories so we need to get the food situation figured out first.
Anonymous
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>>43356771 Don't forget the weed.
Gotta make enough money to feed 30+ people somehow.
Anonymous
green finger muggas until then
Anonymous
>>43356763 Are you kidding? "Mutant gang culture at all new high! Are you safe?"
Anonymous
>>43356813 Hence why you get pictures and statements from police and the incidents.
Jesus anon, were freinds with a damn reporter already, this is not hard.
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>>43355114 the weakest one took a nuclear bomb to the face and survived, it was forced to stop and heal for a bit but it ended up getting stronger for it. honestly eva's are really goddamn high tier power level, since they can rewrite reality on a planetary scale at least if they really get going
Anonymous
>>43356813 Show that gangs are not mutants. Have press do an article or 2 about gang arrests at scar, and have mutants keep low, so only arrests are of mutant haters, with heavy arms.
Anonymous
>>43356835 Are you really not getting why this one isn't a good plan? Really? We don't control any non-mutants.
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>>43356858 Just ignore it. The person is either an idiot or in love with his own "brilliant" plan to the point he isn't actually examining its problems.
Anonymous
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>>43356835 One reporter.
Those great cops you want to get statements from shot us because we were a mutant.
You're thinking like a reasonable person. Not like a sensationalist.
>>43356854 It's not going to matter. It's just going to translate to increased gang activity and arrests near those mutants.
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>>43356858 JJ knows this town and can easily hire some of the teens in the scar who arn't mutants but with us anyway (we know at least one). Or normal hobos.
Just pad them some cash and walla, willing statement givers.
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>>43356854 >Have press do an article or 2 about gang arrests at scar, Why would they lie for us?
And one dissenting voice among many won't turn the tide.
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>>43356805 We already have Chlorophyll which is all we need to keep this many people fed.
Now if we were feeding every mutant in New York we might need to combine Chlorophyll with Green Finger. But, I think we're good for now.
Anonymous
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>>43356854 What fucking non-mutant gangs do we have total control over?
Anonymous
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>>43356854 Anyone have that image of Spider-Man calling someone an idiot? Because I really need it right about now.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
“Okay, so, if you want to help with the tunnel stuff, see me after this.” Man, this feels weird. You feel weird. “Second up, food.” That gets a bit more response. You thought it might. “Right now, we’re scraping by. I’m betting a few of you are eating with the guys up top, in their tents. That’s fine. But we need to be able to make sure we can do without them. Which means we need to get our hands on our own food.” You can see this turning into an issue. You can’t feed thirty or so people by your lonesome. What if the Red Cross guys just up and leave one day? Move on to the next hot humanitarian crisis? Where does that leave most of these people? “I’ve got a… a way to grow stuff quickly.” You think you’ll decline to mention the blood. At least for now. “I’ve been trying to grow food down here, but I need more light. If any of you can help with that, it’d be appreciated. Other than that…” >[ ] Until you’ve got something self-sustaining running, people may have to steal. >[ ] Until you’ve got something self-sustaining running, people should rely on the Red Cross.
Anonymous
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>>43356908 >>[x] Until you’ve got something self-sustaining running, people should rely on the Red Cross. Anonymous
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>43356908 >[ ] Until you’ve got something self-sustaining running, people should rely on the Red Cross. not even a choice, tbh
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>>43356908 >[X] Until you’ve got something self-sustaining running, people should rely on the Red Cross. We should stress not becoming over-reliant, but with tensions running thin we can't afford mutants being caught outside the Scar stealing from flatscans.
Anonymous
>>43356908 >[ ] Until you’ve got something self-sustaining running, people should rely on the Red Cross. "I prefer it if you guys don't draw attention but not starving takes priority."
Anonymous
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>>43356908 >[ ] Until you’ve got something self-sustaining running, people should rely on the Red Cross. >Emphasize NOT stealing anything Anonymous
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>>43356908 >>[ ] Until you’ve got something self-sustaining running, people should rely on the Red Cross. Anonymous
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>>43356908 >[ ] Until you’ve got something self-sustaining running, people should rely on the Red Cross. "No stealing."
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>>43356908 >[ ] Until you’ve got something self-sustaining running, people should try to get a fucking job. If JJ can do it, why not them. Most of them can sort of fit in with a few tricks, like JJ used to, and then go hand out newspapers or a similar simple job.
Anonymous
>>43356908 Hunt down local fauna. We got shark girl? if so, she could probably fish something up in the river. Other than that, maybe alligator hunting in the sewers.
Anonymous
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>>43356908 >[ ] Until you’ve got something self-sustaining running, people should rely on the Red Cross. Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
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>[X] Until you’ve got something self-sustaining running, people should rely on the Red Cross. Writing.
Anonymous
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>>43356908 >[X] Until you’ve got something self-sustaining running, people may have to steal. Full mugga. It's in our culture, our blood, our DNA. Stealing is what makes us mutants.
Anonymous
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>>43356908 >>[ ] Until you’ve got something self-sustaining running, people should rely on the Red Cross. Also don't steal, and don't get caught, and don't show that you are mutant when caught. People are bout to lynch all mutants. If incidents happen it be really, bad for all of us.
Tiger
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>>43356908 >>[ ] Until you’ve got something self-sustaining running, people should rely on the Red Cross Nabbing stuff when there's a less noticeable alternative is a bad idea. Avoid attracting outside attention when possible.
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>>43356965 >Fish >New York City rivers I know we're already mutated, but still.
Anonymous
>>43356908 >[ ] Until you’ve got something self-sustaining running, people should rely on the Red Cross. >>43356854 No. Because any increased activity or press on gang activity near the scar is a bad fucking idea.
We want the area out of the news.
Anonymous
Before thinking of stealing, we need to know those tunnels, otherwise we send people out to face the anti-mutant gangs prowling around us. Since no one else seems to have a plan to deal with them we might as well avoid them alltogether.
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>>43357001 That area is going to be in the news if you like it or not. Its more a question of how to try twist the publicity.
Anonymous
>>43357013 >You spy more than one crowd of flatscans that have taken it upon themselves to roam the border, supposedly to keep any meddlin’ muties out of their gosh darn homes and in their gosh darn places. What part of that says gangs?
Anonymous
>>43357059 Large groups of people roaming around the boarders together being angry and shouty.
Pretty much translate to a gang of people to a police officer. Or a mob. Either way, its still something you want to disperse before it gets violent.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
“…the charity people are your best bet at getting a hot meal right now. They seem alright”– if a little cold –“and they haven’t given us any reason to distrust ‘em, so for now they’re an option. What isn’t an option is going out and taking shit like the Corsairs are doing. That is gonna bring Mutant Control down on us like a fucking hammer.” You pause, looking out across the assembled faces. Some look tellingly ashamed at the mention of thievery. You don’t doubt that mostly everyone here has stolen once or twice – just to survive, if nothing else. Some of you have done worse. But you don’t want to shit where you eat, and right now, this is where you eat. “I promise, I am trying to get something self-sustaining up.” You say. “Until then, Red Cross are good enough.” Nobody says anything. The silence gnaws at you.>[ ] Discuss keeping everyone safe. >[ ] Look into the possibility of people sharing your tunnels. >[ ] That’s enough, you need to talk to your friends about possibly hitting the Triads. >[ ] Write in.
Anonymous
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>>43357090 >>[ ] Discuss keeping everyone safe. Anonymous
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>>43357090 >[X] Discuss keeping everyone safe. Explain the concepts of the buddy system and stranger danger.
Anonymous
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>>43357090 >[ ] Discuss keeping everyone safe. Anonymous
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>>43357090 >>[ ] Discuss keeping everyone safe. Anonymous
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>>43357090 >[ ] Discuss keeping everyone safe. Anonymous
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>>43357090 >[X] Discuss keeping everyone safe. We need people to feel a bit more secure.
Anonymous
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>>43357090 >[ ] Discuss keeping everyone safe. Buddy system
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>>43357090 >>[x] Discuss keeping everyone safe. Anonymous
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>>43357090 >[ ] Write in. Train with Laura.
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>>43357088 Gang, in police terms, does not mean that. Mob I can buy.
Anonymous
>>43357090 >[x] Look into the possibility of people sharing your tunnels. Speaking of the Corsairs, it is unlikely we can get them to stop stealing, but we could dissuade them to steal from places AWAY from the Scar. They could use the Tunnel network we map to raid stores at midnight and retreat underground to avoid heat. So long as they give us the Cerberos(as in, watchdogs of the demiworld) gang a share of the loot
>>43354406 That will always be the dream anon.
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>>43357090 >[ ] Write in. Kung Fu fighting. We need to be read for when the hammer falls.
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>>43357181 >Calling us Cerberos Read the Pastebin.
Anonymous
>>43357090 >Discuss Jack. Make it clear that this place is Jack Free. If you want to try and get off the stuff, and it will kill you eventually if you don't, we can help. Anonymous
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>>43357090 >>[ ] Discuss keeping everyone safe. >>[ ] Look into the possibility of people sharing your tunnels. >>[ ] Discuss those willing to do brief basic training with Laura Anonymous
>>43357090 >>[ ] Discuss keeping everyone safe. buddy system and parkour training. Need to have them be able to run away and disappear. Kung fu takes too learn. Running away takes less time to teach. Also teach them the brick toss, or power control, if we someone can.
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>>43357090 >[X] Discuss keeping everyone safe. [X} If worst comes to worst and we've got to scatter, I want everyone knowing how to survive on their own for at least a few days to a few weeks.
With that I'm mind, I'm setting up some classes. I call it Vagrant Academy.
Anonymous
>>43357204 >Discuss Jack. Make it clear that this place is Jack Free. Good point, I'm not sure if we've made a clear stance on that yet.
Anonymous
>>43357204 O yea, anti drug thing. Drugs will make them go out of control eventually. Especially if the supply is cut off, and they have go cold turkey.
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>>43357230 I say that that's part of keeping everyone safe.
Anonymous
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>>43357219 Laura's been through a lot of training, maybe she can do something like basic? A couple weeks basic training might whip some of the more able bodied muties in shape
Tiger
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>>43357090 >>[ ] Discuss keeping everyone safe. Anonymous
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>>43357219 we dont have any where enough people or time to teach something like parkour, but the buddy system is a good idea. honestly what we should do is get a catalog of everyones powers and move on from there
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>[X] Discuss keeping everyone safe. >[ ] There will be training. We will be learning to fight. >[ ] Who wants to patrol the Exclusion Zone for shitheads? I know I do! >[ ] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE. >[ ] Write in.
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>>43357285 Hit the road, Jack.
Anonymous
>>43357204 >>43357241 I don't know about other drugs. I'm fine with people smoking and doping up so long as it isn't Jack. It should be less anti-drug and more anti-Jack.
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>>43357297 >[ ] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE. for the love of god this. last thing we need is people who don't know how to control their shit
Anonymous
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>>43357297 >>[ ] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE. Anonymous
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>>43357297 >[X] There will be training. We will be learning to fight. >[X] Who wants to patrol the Exclusion Zone for shitheads? I know I do! >[X] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE. I want it all, baby.
Anonymous
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>>43357297 >[ ] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE. Anonymous
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>>43357297 >>[ ] There will be training. We will be learning to fight. >>[ ] Who wants to patrol the Exclusion Zone for shitheads? I know I do! >>[ ] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE. Training to use powers IN a fight.
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>>43357297 >[ ] There will be training. We will be learning to fight. >[ ] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE Also learn when not to use your powers
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>>43357297 >[ ] There will be training. We will be learning to fight. >[ ] Who wants to patrol the Exclusion Zone for shitheads? I know I do! >[ ] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE. >[ ] Hit the road, Jack. Anonymous
>>43357297 >[ ] There will be training. We will be learning to fight. >[ ] Who wants to patrol the Exclusion Zone for shitheads? I know I do! >[ ] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE. All of them.
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>>43357297 >[ ] There will be training. We will be learning to fight. >>43357297 >[ ] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE. Including Gabby
We shouldn't put them on patrol until they know how to handle themselves.
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>>43357297 >[X] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE. The absolute LAST thing we need is mutants running around with uncontrollable powers when shit hits the fan. There might be a whole bunch of muggas with Kevin-tier powers, but without Kevin's learned level of control.
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>>43357297 >[ ] There will be training. We will be learning to fight. >[ ] Who wants to patrol the Exclusion Zone for shitheads? I know I do! >[ ] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE. Anonymous
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>>43357328 That gif is cool and all but how slow would you have to react to not blow the guys brains out?
Anonymous
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>>43357297 >[ ] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE. Or at least control them.
>[ ] Write in. Anti drug speech.
>>43357302 You seen someone on crack? Imagine someone breathing fire, and shooting eye lasers while on crack.
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>>43357297 >[ ] There will be training. We will be learning to fight. Learning how to fight with your powers. Kills two birds with one stone.
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>>43357297 >[ ] There will be training. We will be learning to fight. >[ ] Who wants to patrol the Exclusion Zone for shitheads? I know I do! >[ ] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE. All mutie errythin'.
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>>43355042 oh, anon. never change.
Anonymous
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>>43357297 >>[ ] There will be training. We will be learning to fight. >>[ ] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE. Anonymous
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>>43357297 >[ ] There will be training. We will be learning to fight. >[ ] Who wants to patrol the Exclusion Zone for shitheads? I know I do! >[ ] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE. Do both, mornings just physical, and afternoons is power training.
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>>43357297 >[ ] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE. More importantly control so they can flee from the flatscans without melting their faces off. We don't need that kind of publicity.
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>>43357297 >[ ] There will be training. Anyone who wants to can learn to fight. Don't go making this mandatory. Just let them know that the option's there.
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>>43357090 >[ ] That’s enough, you need to talk to your friends about possibly hitting the Triads. Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>[X] All of them. FFFFFFFFF- writing.
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>>43357297 >>[ ] There will be training. We will be learning to fight. >>[ ] Who wants to patrol the Exclusion Zone for shitheads? I know I do! >>[ ] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE. Anonymous
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>>43357393 Don't sic Electro on us again, please.
Anonymous
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>>43357297 >[ ] Everyone gotta learn how to use their powers. EVERYONE. Anonymous
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>>43357393 Everything EXCEPT patrolling!
Exploring and training are more important than looking for shit heads.
Anonymous
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>>43357393 Stop making all the options so appealing, Crusty!
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>>43357297 >Everyone needs to learn how to use their power. EVERYONE. In some cases, it's for your safety as much as ours. Self-medicating with Jack is not allowed. Anonymous
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>>43357393 We love you Crusty!
Anonymous
>>43357297 [X] Hobo Academy.
A fuckload of these people can't survive without handouts and community. They need to lrn 2 hobo.
Anonymous
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>>43357393 You offered them as choices.
Plus they all make sense.
Anonymous
>>43357393 Time is a finite resource. Having people patrol means they aren't exploring the tunnels or training.
The X-kids, the Hellions, and the Corsairs are already Patrolling the scar. They don't need to.
Anonymous
>>43357393 Neg on the patrolling good buddy.
Anonymous
Anonymous
I gotta say, you guys are surprisingly chill about the 19 or something mutants we live now with. If it were me, I'd be paranoid as fuck about one of them being a plant for Creeper, the Facility or any of the major crime syndicates. Or all of them, there's plenty of muggas to go around without needing double or triple agents.
Anonymous
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>>43357481 Unless one of those shitheads is a powerful mutant that we can keep away from the other, stupid gangs.
Anonymous
>>43357500 >>43357481 As much as I agree that all these options are time sensitive, we need to patrol to keep watch on these anti mutant mobs. It's a precarious situation we're in, and we need to be mindful of them
Anonymous
>>43357513 We could ask Laura to keep an eye on them. She's probably good at sniffing out spies and shit.
Anonymous
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>>43357513 Nobody likes a paranoiafag.
Anonymous
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>>43357513 You are one of us. Thanks for the passive aggressive tone, though. It really helps us agree with your point, tbh
Anonymous
>>43357538 I hope she has techniques that don't involve copious amounts of torture.
Anonymous
>>43357533 The Not X-men/Corsairs are already out and about.
We don't need people who don't know what they're doing patrolling.
>>43357513 Creeper has been in every smut seen between Larua and JJ, we just didn't see him.
>>43357538 That might further alienate her from her fellows. Not a fan of it.
Anonymous
I can see the headlines now "Mutants of the Exclusion Zone running secret terrorist boot camp!"
Anonymous
>>43357557 Sure, but I bet they involve copious amounts of sniffing.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
This feels like it’s almost over. Like you don’t have much left to say. Then again: “Last but not least, we need to keep each other safe. And that means learning to control our powers.” There are more than a few testy stares shared at the mention of that. You don’t doubt that most of you have no clue how your powers really work. Most of these guys have probably been too busy surviving to sit down and get a grip on everything. “We can’t have people just shooting whatever everywhere. You learn to control your powers or you leave.” Harsh, but fair. You’re not dying because some lazy fuckwit couldn’t be bothered to get a check on his eye lasers or his exploding spit or whatever the shit it is these people can do. Breathing in deeply, you move on: “Some of you probably know about the attack a while back. And about the weirdos running around the Exclusion Zone, peddling filth.” You put emphasis on that last word. You swear you almost hear your voice crackle, like fire. “There are a lot of people trying to put a stop to that stuff, and we could always use more help. If you want to help, it’ll mean getting fit and learning to handle yourself. Feel up to it? You can talk to…” You lean back slightly, gesturing to your friends. “…Noriko about it.” She shoots you a surprised look. You look over the assembled faces. A few of them look restless, like they’re waiting for you to finally sit down and release them. Others – others look eager. Eager for what, you can’t say. “That’s it. That’s all.” You feel your chest finally deflate. >Another Leadership Check >no set DC >+2 modifier
Anonymous
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>>43357513 We need to weed any infiltrators and turncoats out too. Good idea.
>>43357572 Gotta keep the training out of sight.
Anonymous
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>>43357572 We can't be terrorists. We're not brown and we don't wear masks.
Hell if we put up signs supporting local republican candidates we might get support.
Anonymous
Rolled 18 (1d20) >>43357589 Anonymous
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>>43357568 I'm not talking about asking her to go all interrogator on their asses, just for her to stay sharp and be on the lookout for potential funny business.
JJ's also getting pretty good at sniffing out liars, but another set of super senses on the job can't hurt.
Anonymous
>>43357451 >>43357501 Anyone else think we should do Hobo Academy?
Dumpster Diving 101?
Cleaning up for an interview?
Street performance?
Getting the most food on the smallest budget?
Anonymous
>>43357568 >Corsairs and Young X-Men >qualified Dude, they are just a bunch of kids like us. None us are 'qualified' to patrol except maybe JJ and Laura
Anonymous
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Rolled 10 (1d20) >>43357589 Anonymous
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>>43357582 Couldn't we just smell for paint around their butts?
Anonymous
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Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2) >>43357589 Go
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2) >>43357589 benis
Anonymous
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Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2) >>43357589 Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43357599 >Second unnatural 20 for Leadership. Beautiful.
Anonymous
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>>43357604 I think it's a good idea.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>>43357599 Nicely done.
>Crusty Jones will remember that >[ ] Talk to your friends about possible Triad stuff. >[ ] Investigate the possibility of neighbors in your tunnels. >[ ] Chill. That was pretty nerve-wracking. >[ ] Write in. Anonymous
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>>43357675 >[X] Investigate the possibility of neighbors in your tunnels. Anonymous
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>>43357675 >[ ] Chill. That was pretty nerve-wracking. People need to talk to their team leaders.
Anonymous
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>>43357675 >[ ] Investigate the possibility of neighbors in your tunnels. Need to make sure those kids aren't gonna get got while searchin for us.
Anonymous
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>>43357675 >Crusty Jones will remember that Oooh~
>[ ] Talk to your friends about possible Triad stuff. Just mention it and say you'll do some definite planning later.
>[ ] Chill. That was pretty nerve-wracking. Anonymous
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>>43357675 >[ ] Investigate the possibility of neighbors in your tunnels. >[ ] Chill. That was pretty nerve-wracking. >[ ] Write in. cop a feel on Laura.
Anonymous
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>>43357675 >>[ ] Write in. Hobo 101 lessons.
Anonymous
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>>43357675 >>[ ] Talk to your friends about possible Triad stuff. while
>>[ ] Investigate the possibility of neighbors in your tunnels. Tiger
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>>43357675 >>[ ] Investigate the possibility of neighbors in your tunnels. This is our home. Best to know who can get in without undue trouble.
Anonymous
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>>43357675 >>[ ] Investigate the possibility of neighbors in your tunnels. Bring friends
Anonymous
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>>43357675 Was that check more for JJ, to see if he gets more comfortable with the idea of leading other people and being in the spotlight?
>[X] Investigate the possibility of neighbors in your tunnels. The Triad stuff is important, but we should know who we're sharing the tunnels with sooner rather than later.
Anonymous
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>>43357675 >[ ] Talk to your friends about possible Triad stuff. Anonymous
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>>43357675 >>[x] Investigate the possibility of neighbors in your tunnels. Anonymous
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>>43357675 >[X] Chill. That was pretty nerve-wracking. Anonymous
Anonymous
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>[ ] Talk to your friends about possible Triad stuff. >[ ] Investigate the possibility of neighbors in your tunnels >[ ] Mention that you've gotten a job to re-steal that thing you stole before.
Anonymous
>>43357675 Sorry I'm not used to voting in these
Is the X necessary in
>[X] Investigate the possibility of neighbors in your tunnels. ?
Anonymous
>>43357675 [X] Setting up a Hobo school? Y/N?
Anonymous
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>>43357675 >>[ ] Investigate the possibility of neighbors in your tunnels. Anonymous
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>>43357750 No, but if you're a true patrician you always include the X. Only plebs just copy and paste.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>[X] Investigate the possibility of neighbors in your tunnels. Writing.
>>43357743 Jesus Christ this AMV is still up? I think I was at uni when this was made.
Anonymous
>>43357751 As long as its about Hobo stuff. Scavenging and dumpster diving and how to make yourself get accustomed to you own smell.
Anonymous
Anonymous
how long till one of the other girls in the tunnels not our gang; makes a move on JJ which piss of Laura
Anonymous
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>>43357675 >[ ] Talk to Laura about setting up a training regiment for those interested. Anonymous
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>>43357799 Unless JJ's speech had a positive impact on her, I think Callisto will try to usurp JJ somehow.
Or challenges him for leadership of the gang.
Anonymous
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>>43357781 Yeah, I know right? I was showed that shit years ago.
Anonymous
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>>43357599 >such Leadership Truly, we are the King
Anonymous
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>>43357799 I don't think Laura would be pissed (maybe irritated), and I don't think any of us would have JJ return such advances, so she wouldn't have much to be angry about.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
Double issue tonight by the way. Prepare.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43357785 Yes, that's the idea.
Like I said a lot of people there don't actually know how to survive alone on the streets. In a worst case scenario where everyone scatters, a sizable amount of our population would be fucked.
Anonymous
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>>43357751 Honestly that's pretty long-term. I'd want to squirrel further into the tunnels before we consider school.
Anonymous
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>>43357843 >Double issue tonight by the way. Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43357605 Anon, JJ isn't qualified for ANYTHING. Except crack bitching, obviously.
Anonymous
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>>43357843 My Body is ready
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43357843 My dick is ready.
Tiger
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>>43357843 Yer a gent, Crusty.
Anonymous
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>>43357866 Hey now, JJ's probably qualified enough to be a concert pianist.
Anonymous
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>>43357866 He's qualified for teaching how to hobo.
Anonymous
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>>43357843 I love you Crusty.
Almost as much as Laura loves JJ ass. Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43357843 Fucking schweet.
Anonymous
>>43357865 That man looks extremely depressed or like he's in pain. What the hell happened to him?
Anonymous
>>43358008 Don't worry, he's got plenty of painkillers.
Anonymous
We can use rats to flesh out dangerous areas and find neighbours.
Anonymous
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>>43357866 By qualified I mean barely professionally trained in martial arts and stealth, and that carries over from Laura who is much more capable
Anonymous
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Don't forget to sit out in the sun with our wings out for a little bit so we have some charges for our raid on the Triads or our job
Anonymous
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>>43358046 That's a good point. We can ask them about those guys.
Anonymous
>>43358008 If that's who I think it's supposed to be, his wife and child got murdered and then he went on several rampages where he suffered massive wounds and trauma but still somehow survived.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43358046 We need to find the biggest, baddest rat around and have him go around bullying other rats to fan out and give us the deets on the underground.
Anonymous
>>43358086 What comic?
>>43358028 Self medicating is bad.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
Maybe there’s a tangible change in the air. Maybe it’s all just you. Either way, you’re relieved as all hell when you feel their attention gradually turn away from you. The sudden flood of chatter fills your ears and for a moment you can pretend that it’s all Dutch to you, pretend that you can’t pick out the whats and the hows and the nitty grittys from their whispered words. You slump back beside the fire, letting its warmth roll over you. You feel a soft hand touch yours, and close your eyes as Laura’s fingers etch their way along yours, across the border of your knuckles, up to your wrist. “Thanks.” You don’t get long to savour the feeling. Soon enough, you find yourself watching the gothmetal creature from before approaching you, a spring in his step. He pauses for a moment when he notices Laura and her enhanced tactical handholding, but apparently, his mutant power is being unable to fully read the mood, and he perseveres. “Hey, dude.” “Hi.” Dude. Dude sounds a lot less dudesome when other people say it. “So, like, I was talking to a few others about the tunnel stuff…” “Right.” You sigh under your breath, heaving yourself up. “I was hoping to get on with that, actually. If there is someone down here with us we should know about ‘em. What’s your name?” “Vlad.” There is no fucking way that is this guy’s name. He sounds like he’s from Oregon or somewhere. >[ ] You and Vlad here can handle it. >[ ] Take some people with good senses with you. >[ ] Take some people with goof punches with you. >[ ] Look for this ‘Alani’ person, see if they can help. >[ ] Take [specify] with you. >[ ] Write in.
Anonymous
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>>43358108 Or JJ can just become Willard.
Anonymous
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>>43358108 No, we should find a rat detective TK subcontract our Phantom work to.
Anonymous
>>43358136 Game. The character is Max Payne, from the game Max Payne.
Anonymous
>>43358136 Go play Max Payne.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43358008 get the fuck out of my 4chan.
Tiger
>>43358008 Wait till you see him in his 40s. It gets worse.
>>43358136 Not a comic. Max Payne.
>>43358140 >>[ ] Look for this ‘Alani’ person, see if they can help. Anonymous
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>>43358140 >enhanced tactical handholding Anonymous
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>>43358140 >[ ] Look for this ‘Alani’ person, see if they can help. Anonymous
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>>43358140 >[ ] Look for this ‘Alani’ person, see if they can help. >[ ] Take Laura with us. >[ ] Take some people with good senses with you. Anonymous
>>43358136 Max Payne, from an old third person shooter. The painkillers were healing items.
The game was fun and remarkable for a few gimmicks that weren't used before it, but it's pretty old now.
Anonymous
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>>43358140 >[X] Take some people with good senses with you. Anonymous
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>>43358136 If it magically makes several shotgun wounds disappear it can't really be all bad.
Anonymous
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>>43358140 >>[ ] Look for this ‘Alani’ person, see if they can help. Anonymous
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>>43358140 >[x]...Vlad? >[x]fuckin' metal >[x] You and Vlad here can handle it. Anonymous
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>>43358140 >[ ] Look for this ‘Alani’ person, see if they can help. Anonymous
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>>43358140 >[X] Take some people with good senses with you. >[X] Look for this ‘Alani’ person, see if they can help. >[X] Take Laura with you. Anonymous
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>>43358140 >Write in. See if you can't get rats around the area to tell us where our neighbours are.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43358140 >[ ] Write in. Get some premade maps as base, so they don't waste time on upper level well known stuff.
Anonymous
>>43358140 >[ ] Take some people with good senses with you. >[ ] Take some people with goof punches with you. >[ ] Look for this ‘Alani’ person, see if they can help. I really like when you put all of the things I want to do in a row.
Anonymous
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>>43358140 >[x] Look for this ‘Alani’ person, see if they can help. Anonymous
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>>43358229 Oh right
>Moon Maps >Rat scouts Anonymous
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>>43358140 >[ ] Look for this ‘Alani’ person, see if they can help. >[ ] Take [specify] with you. Gaby and Lucas
Anonymous
It occurs to me that now we can talk to animals we can troll the ever loving hell out of the folks surrounding the exclusion zone. Mass pidgeon bird shit bombings anyone?
Anonymous
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>>43358227 actually taking a pencil and paper along with the rest of our supplies would be a good idea.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43358260 now thats smart and funny
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>[X] Take some people with good senses with you. >[X] Look for this ‘Alani’ person, see if they can help Writing.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43358281 >>43358275 >>43358260 Yeah, make them not want to be around us because it's so disgusting and embarrassing.
Works.
Tiger
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>>43358260 >Mass pidgeon bird shit bombings anyone? So business as normal, then?
Anonymous
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"I have a plan. I need several tons of bird feed"
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>43358286 Aren't our senses technically the best? The radar sense should put us in a league of our own.
Anonymous
>>43358332 You mean birdshit.
Unless we get other animals in on it. Cat shit stinks pretty bad, doesn't it?
Anonymous
>>43358260 Don't overdo with the mass part taught. They should not be able to tell that someone is controlling the birds.
Anonymous
>>43358363 >Cat shit stinks pretty bad, doesn't it? I dunno, but I think chicken shit smells the worst.
But unless JJ can somehow get chickens around, that's not an option.
Anonymous
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>>43358260 I support this.
Anonymous
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>>43358364 Sure, but this is a thing that now needs to happen.
We bribe pidgeons with bird feed, get them to regularly shit on people patroling around the scar consistantly.
Anonymous
>>43358387 if it's stink you're after, I'm fairly certain we could harvest skunk spray safely if we really wanted to.
it'd smell bad enough to be pretty useful in combat tbh
Anonymous
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We should also maybe get a commando squad of racoons to work for us.
Anonymous
And we shall call this land...UNDERMOUNTAIN
Anonymous
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>>43358439 We are super sensitive. As is Laura. Bad plan.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43358548 And we'll call you the Neon Dork.
Anonymous
>>43358470 JJ's theme song shall be "In the Hall of the Tunnel King"
Anonymous
>>43358570 The Prince of Dorkness?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43358594 But how can we be King of the Tunnel and King of the Forest at the same time?
Anonymous
>>43358739 By bringing the forest to the tunnels.
Anonymous
>>43358739 Underground forest.
Or a forest of weed.
Anonymous
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>>43358739 It's a tunnel forest.
Anonymous
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>>43358739 By being a
druid Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43358796 Are you the underdork?
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
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Well, you guess he does look sorta Dracula. If Dracula were reincarnated as an American teen with parental issues. You wonder if it’s a mutant thing. Maybe he has fangs? You don’t see any, but maybe they pop out or something? “Alright then, Vlad, let’s get this together.” You could ask for his real name. But who cares? You guys might as well be vampires anyway, living down here in the gloom. If he wants to play pretend, more power to him. Maybe it makes things more tolerable. “You don’t happen to know that Alani chick, do you…?” It doesn’t take long. A few people are itching to stretch their legs, and people don’t take much convincing when they’re like that. Soon enough you’re waiting at the end of one of the tunnels with Laura and Gaby beside you, the latter humming softly to herself – something you vaguely recognize actually. Orchestral, maybe. Mildred volunteered too, oddly enough, and most of the time you spent preparing was actually more about her convincing her brother that she’d be okay. She perches along the tracks, her unblinking eyes seeming to perfectly reflect the darkness of the tunnel. “Heya, dudes!” You turn around at the sound of Vlad’s voice, your eyes immediately straying to his companion. Alani – Alani Ryan, as she introduces herself – is a thin shadow of a girl with a figure like a bunch of sticks and a healthy tan to her skin. Her face and much of her arms are covered in strange, twisting patterns of discoloured flesh. You’re willing to bet they extend all the way under her torn hoodie and her jeans, across the better part of her body. She seems… shy, pretty much. But she thought to bring a flashlight, which is extremely cool. “Right, then.” You hop down from the side of the platform, onto the tracks. The dark of the tunnel yawns out in front of you. “Let’s do this.”
Anonymous
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>>43358834 No, im the pidgeon shitter.
Designer of operation Shitstorm.
Anonymous
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>HMQ 138: END >Congratulations! You laid down the law! >Congratulations! You met VLAD. >Congratulations! You met ALANI RYAN. This seems like a good point to call this thread. I’ll be back in an hour or so with HMQ 139: urban explorer edition.
By the by, in case people didn’t see it on twitter:
http://pastebin.com/v5THNvfz It'll be added to the OP post next thread.
Anonymous
>>43358887 Still sort of upset Noriko didn't become the waifu.
Anonymous
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>>43358887 Add Tyler and Mildred to the Stats pastebin.
Anonymous
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>>43358913 Eh, Noriko would not have gotten as entangled senses wise as Laura has. Those two are probably so closely connected to each other on a senses level its hard to really conceive about it.
Anonymous
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>>43358887 >Kamen rider Amazing.
Anonymous
>>43358887 Favourite real heroes are Captain America and Kamen Rider
Which Kamen Rider?
Anonymous
Alani Ryan Age: 16 Powers: Disruptive phasing.>phasing Best girl.
Anonymous
Since I haven't been here since it happened, and there's a break now. Worst possible fucking codename out of all of the choices. Holy shit you guys really shit the fucking bed on that one.
Anonymous
>>43359027 welcome to the club.
Threadly reminder Vagrant is a shit name without anything added to it.
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>>43359011 >anyone other than Laura being a best Anonymous
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>>43359047 It's just really lame. Both edgy and dull at the same time.
Anonymous
>>43359011 We should hang around her, to get phasing. Just saying.
Anonymous
>>43359011 look out Laura
>>43359027 it won by one vote
13-12-11
I hope it gets atrophied
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>>43358978 Lucas has a thing for originals. But V3 and Stronger definitely exist.
Japan has a ton of Riders running around.
Anonymous
>>43359100 no i hate you phasing fags so god damn much since you twats infected other quest with your faggoty
Anonymous
>>43359134 Its not even the actual phasebros anymore anon, just people taking a joke too far.
Anonymous
>>43358887 >>43359011 PHASING IS NOW A WAIFU, YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY LAURA, SHE'S COMING RIGHT THROUGH YOU!
Anonymous
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>>43359124 >But V3 and Stronger definitely exist. Cool.
What about Big Hero 6?
Anonymous
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>>43359118 I wish that we could have a 1 on 1 vote between the top 2. There's no way that 6 of those 11 like Vagrant. It is so bad.
Anonymous
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>>43359134 You shouldn't even let it phase you bro.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>43359124 I am so glad to hear that. Here's hoping for Kamen Rider Gaim.
...however, I'm not sure how all the bad guys, monsters and other shit works with Marvel. Aren't there several world-ending threats Kamen Riders face?
Anonymous
>>43359227 >Aren't there several world-ending threats Kamen Riders face? And the Avengers don't?
Bruh.
Anonymous
>>43359157 Phasing 3somes are awesome tho.
Anonymous
>>43359266 I mean, no I get it. I'm just surprised we never hear about the shit Kamen Rider deals with.
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>>43359286 I would be okay dying like that.
Anonymous
>>43359286 It's too bad he didn't die there.
Are we going to save him from being shot by some guy in the street? Anonymous
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>>43359156 >>43359134 It's okay guys, this joke is just a phase. It'll be phased out soon.
Anonymous
>>43359298 They probably don't hear about the shit Kamen Rider deals with, either.
Hell, people think Supes is a comic book character in verse, he could be very real in verse however.
It's like how there are thing going on in Russia right now that are years ahead of us, but we don't know about it. Similarly there is shit in the U.S. that is leagues ahead of something they have, but they don't know it. Even in the modern world where information flows like a plague in a whorehouse we still don't hear about everything.
tl;dr who fuckken knows?
Anonymous
>>43359328 That "some guy" was the Punisher trying to shoot Captain America (for some reason).
Peter took the bullet for Cap.
Anonymous
>>43359350 I know. I was making a joke.
Seriously though I would take a bullet for that guy. Anonymous
>>43359373 Not for Ultimate Cap.
Mainline Cap? Definitely.
And HMQverse Cap is Mainline Cap with Ultimate Cap's powers.
Anonymous
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>>43359286 wellll hello there. I was wondering what to do during this break.
Anonymous
>>43359389 Nah, fuck Cap. I was talking peter.
Anonymous
>>43359286 Two chicks at the same time. Nice.
Where's that from?
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>>43359437 >fuck Cap I wish.
JJ x Cap would be nice.
>I was talking Peter. We can just heal him.
Anonymous
>>43359340 Wait, Supes could be real? I mean, I guess he could, parallel realities and shit. Maybe he's here, but keeping his head down because he realizes his popularity and fictional status? I mean, Supes can be stealthy, he's unbelievably fast and hard to see with the naked eye.
Anonymous
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>>43359449 Spidercest 5 (it starts in Spidercest 4) By Tracy Scops, and Bayushi
Anonymous
>>43359465 Well, we met the spectacled reporter Kent recently, so maybe?
Coincidence, possibly, but always could be the actual Superman. Never know with comic stuff.
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>>43359511 You know I bet he would. No one would believe a guy named Clark Kent is actually Superman. They'd probably give him shit about it, but never suspect. Reminds me of the Secret Identity comic where that was actually a thing.
Crusty Jones !!bCrh7ntIBUt
>>43359749 Thread up. Get in there.
Anonymous