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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:21:39 No.43353358 View Reply Report Delete

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>Horses were the Blackhawk Helicopters of the Middle Ages; if you had a horse, you could absolutely kill anybody who didn’t have a horse and nobody was going to say a god damn thing. The only thing stopping you was chivalry.

http://bettermyths.com/chivalry-isnt-dead-you-just-dont-know-what-the-fuck-it-is/

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:22:58 No.43353389 Report Delete

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That horse has such a smug ass look on its stupid face

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:28:24 No.43353509 Report Delete

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>>43353358
well that or a giant ass swiss pikeblock

which is how we got to the rock paper scissors 17th century warfare of Horses>Pikes>Shot>Horses

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:29:59 No.43353527 Report Delete

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>>43353358
Caltrops

A shallow pit with twigs and leaves over it.

A rope at chest/neck height, a thrown rotten turnip and a hilariously short chase.

A sturdy stick with a point at one end wedged into the ground.

A common hunting bow.

You are either going to get his horse to ride or you are going to be eating meat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:32:27 No.43353572 Report Delete

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>>43353358
Really? Because Agincourt says differently. The following stops cavalry.

Caltrops.
Boggy/Swampy land.
Broken ground.
Groups of men with spears.
Massed missile weapons.
Stakes/walls.
Basically all traps.
Men disciplined to not break in the face of a cavalry charge.

Tl;DR there are many things that can kill a horseman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:33:08 No.43353586 Report Delete

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>>43353389
If your dick was longer than your owner was tall, you'd have a smug look too.

>>43353358
Jesus Christ, that horse is fucking huge. What breed is it?

Also, Chivalry is mostly about conducting oneself honorably in battle. That never really went away, only changed forms.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:36:20 No.43353644 Report Delete

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>>43353509
>>43353527
>>43353572
>Missing the point

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:37:06 No.43353662 Report Delete

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>>43353572
>>43353527
You two are idiots

A ton of shit can kill horses, sprain it's leg and it's down forever. But you just murdered the mount of someone important enough to own a horse and are now completely and utterly fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:37:13 No.43353665 Report Delete

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Man, imagine being a knight in the early Middle Ages

>Suit of armour that renders you immune to damage
>your own personal attack helicopter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:40:33 No.43353732 Report Delete

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>>43353586
>What breed is it?
Friesian. A horse that was later (after medieval) used as a draft, that's how big it is.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:41:11 No.43353745 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43353772 >>43359306

Remember that battle where 600 knights killed tens of thousands of peasants? Good times..

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:41:22 No.43353750 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43359498 >>43364813 >>43365932 >>43365983

100% agree. I'm sick of all this "foot combat" bullshit that's going on in systems like Exalted and d20 system right now. Horses deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself paid stud price for a genuine Japan Cup winner for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut down men with guns using my horse.
Horse trainers spend years working on a single horse and train it for upwards of eight hours a day to produce one of the finest weapons known to mankind.
Horses are thrice as fast as any other any other mount and keep going thrice as long too. Anything a motorcycle can outpace, a horse can out run better. I'm pretty sure a horse can easily win even formula one races and that's without any fancy riding techniques.
Ever wonder why every modern military still keeps at least some horses around? It's so when shit gets serious, they can mothball their toy tanks and put their horses into play. Even today, all modern armies have standing orders to shoot anyone on a horse first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Horses are simply the best mount and weapons that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in all RPG systems. Men on horses should automatically beat foot loosers.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:41:35 No.43353752 Report Delete

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>>43353662
... because? By doing so, they've probably also killed the only law within few miles.
There is now NOBODY to chase them.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:42:55 No.43353772 Report Delete

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>>43353745
Remember times when no strategy, tactics or training were given to people and they've just pitched them together against each other to call that a "battle"?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:43:19 No.43353786 Report Delete

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>>43353662
>sprain it's leg and it's down forever

But not before it kicks a couple of dozen people to death.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:44:44 No.43353812 Report Delete

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Jesus fucking Christ, not this thread again.

We were finally free from the idiotic pasta of "Daily reminder monks were the original NEETs", now this fucking shit...

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:44:59 No.43353819 Report Delete

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If a horse is the equivalent of an attack helicopter, what might we compare the armoured elephant to?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:45:47 No.43353835 Report Delete

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>>43353786
>I never saw injured horse in my life
>Or a live horse at all for that matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:46:18 No.43353847 Report Delete

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>>43353662
One of my ancestors lived in a forest doing this sort of thing to government officials for decades.

FUCK YO JOHN OF GAUNT WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:48:05 No.43353873 Report Delete

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>>43353662
>Thinking there is any law enforcement that will chase anyone for killing the horse owner

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:48:38 No.43353881 Report Delete

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>Real chivalry is about noticing when you have a horse and somebody else doesn’t. It’s about being careful not to trample people just because you can.
>It’s about holding the door for a dude in a wheelchair.
>It’s about actively trying to recruit more people of color in your workplace.
>Sometimes it really is about sticking up for women, but only if your help is wanted. And even then …
Wow, what a fucking faggot

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:50:04 No.43353911 Report Delete

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>>43353509
Your signs are pointing the wring way

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:52:11 No.43353945 Report Delete

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>>43353786
Mate, you are aware that horses are the most whinny of all bitches imaginable? They make football players pretending to be injured look as if in real pain, that's how bad horses are at resisting pain, not to mention actual injuries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:53:30 No.43353972 Report Delete

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>>43353812
>Not posting superior version with sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtjkYF-nv1I

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:54:48 No.43353994 Report Delete

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>>43353881
Are internet blogs not the worst goddamn fucking invention ever?

Giving voice to the retarded gasbags who would've never been hired to write otherwise

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:55:01 No.43353998 Report Delete

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>>43353586
>dick
It's a mare

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 15:57:34 No.43354049 Report Delete

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>>43353644
Then you need to practice more.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:03:12 No.43354141 Report Delete

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>>43353358
Does that make crossbows the stinger missiles of Medieval times?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:30:36 No.43356020 Report Delete

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>>43353732
>If you could fit your owner in your vagina, you'd have a lewd look too

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:35:04 No.43356125 Report Delete

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>>43353819
AC-130

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:55:55 No.43356561 Report Delete

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>>43356020
Female centaur big enough you could ride in

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:27:16 No.43357161 Report Delete

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>>43356561
I've seen that porn

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:35:49 No.43357313 Report Delete

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>>43353881
>"workplace is too black"
Racism

>"workplace is too Muslim"
Islamophobia

>"workplace is too Jewish"
Antisemitism

>"workplace is too white"
Chivalry

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:38:54 No.43357382 Report Delete

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>>43357161
Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:45:38 No.43357524 Report Delete

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>>43353358
This picture looks a little bizzare. Are some of those people lacking shadows?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:46:18 No.43357530 Report Delete

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>>43357524
no?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:47:21 No.43357552 Report Delete

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>>43357382
He's referencing vore, you don't want to see it.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:51:11 No.43357626 Report Delete

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>>43357552
You're assuming an awful lot there.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:52:13 No.43357646 Report Delete

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>>43357626
You sick, disgusting monster.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:54:03 No.43357695 Report Delete

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>>43357552
I was referencing an unbirthing comic
The one I had in mind was furry and involved a cameltaur getting a catboy across the desert

But now that I'm thinking about it there are several horse unbirth and horse vore pics/stories out there

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:54:44 No.43357718 Report Delete

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>>43353835
A sprain isn't going to kill a horse, just put it out of action for a while. A broken leg, on the other hand, can permanently debilitate it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:57:46 No.43357805 Report Delete

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>>43357695
...sauce?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:04:18 No.43357965 Report Delete

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>>43357313

>"workplace is too loud"
My Feet Hurtism

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:05:13 No.43357981 Report Delete

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>>43357805
No idea, fairly old comic titled desert _____, caravan or ship or something, I forget exactly what, though doing a search for unbirth and taur on will get you plenty of stuff like that

Will post a link if I find it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:05:23 No.43357985 Report Delete

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>>43357718
>2015
>Missing the point so hard
The point, you stupid shit, was how injured horse won't kick anyone (and if - own rider), but simply fall flat on the ground if the injury would happen while running. Instead you had to nit-pick how sprained leg won't kill it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:03:38 No.43359039 Report Delete

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>>43353358
>Sometimes it really is about sticking up for women, but only if your help is wanted. And even then …

That's a weird pair of sentences, is it saying don't blindly stick up for women no matter the situation or is it saying don't get involved in some things because you don't deserve to?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:12:51 No.43359197 Report Delete

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Ships of the Desert, by Duo Radon.

you're welcome.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:16:26 No.43359259 Report Delete

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>>43359197
Not him but thanks

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:17:16 No.43359272 Report Delete

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>>43359039
Womyn are strong and independent and don't need a worthless man like you to help them.

...

...

Why the fuck aren't you doing whatever they want?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:17:32 No.43359281 Report Delete

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If horses were blackhawk helicopters does that make a spear an RPG?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:17:47 No.43359282 Report Delete

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What was the equivalent of an rpg? Pole weapons or ranged weapons?

>>43353358
>horselets pls go

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:18:58 No.43359306 Report Delete

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>>43353745
Remember the battle of Agincourt?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:27:44 No.43359454 Report Delete

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>Blackhawk Helicopter
I'm no /k/ommando, but if I most positively wanted someone dead, I wouldn't use a TRANSPORT helicopter that may or may not be armed to get the job done.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:29:46 No.43359490 Report Delete

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>>43353662
>you just murdered the mount of someone important enough to own a horse and are now completely and utterly fucked

disregard danger, invest in lures!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:30:06 No.43359498 Report Delete

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>>43353750
Shut....the....fuck....up

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:30:50 No.43359516 Report Delete

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>>43359490

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:31:32 No.43359530 Report Delete

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>>43353945
>horses
>most whinny

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:31:55 No.43359538 Report Delete

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>>43359516

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:32:29 No.43359546 Report Delete

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>>43353358
>thinking a Black Hawk is an attack helicopter

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:33:01 No.43359554 Report Delete

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>>43359538
PROFIT!

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:37:12 No.43359628 Report Delete

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>>43353358
OP do you mean Apache helicopter?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:42:56 No.43359723 Report Delete

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>>43353662
Did anyone saw it? Because if not then you aren't fucked at all. Those are the middle ages, man. There is no criminology, no forensic scientists. They are going to grab a random jew and torture him until he confesses to the murder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:44:15 No.43359744 Report Delete

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>>43359723
It was a simpler time.
It was a better time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:03:48 No.43363119 Report Delete

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>>43357161
I've seen that thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:04:27 No.43364136 Report Delete

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>>43359744
We are going back to the times when kebab needs purging don't worry. Always, just hopefully people wake up before it is too late in NA as well

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:01:27 No.43364813 Report Delete

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>>43353358
>>43353750
wat a faggotry

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:05:20 No.43364879 Report Delete

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>>43353358
What an abomination. You take chivalry and try to make it "check your privilege" shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:42:33 No.43365439 Report Delete

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>>43364813
wat?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:24:57 No.43365932 Report Delete

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>>43353750
Are you the equestrian equivalent of Ken-Sama?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:27:53 No.43365959 Report Delete

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>>43353358
>Horses were the Blackhawk Helicopters of the Middle Ages

Worthless garbage that get good soldiers killed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:29:09 No.43365977 Report Delete

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>>43353662
>But you just murdered the mount of someone important enough to own a horse and are now completely and utterly fucked.

You know how important someone is after you slide a dirk in their visor after they fall under their horse?

Not very.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:29:28 No.43365983 Report Delete

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>>43353750
Today, many of the historical military uses of the horse have evolved into peacetime applications, including exhibitions, historical reenactments, work of peace officers, and competitive events. Formal combat units of mounted cavalry are mostly a thing of the past, with horseback units within the modern military used for reconnaissance, ceremonial, or crowd control purposes. With the rise of mechanised technology, horses in formal national militias were displaced by tanks and armored fighting vehicles, sometimes still referred to as "cavalry".

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:30:38 No.43365996 Report Delete

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>>43353644
That's what the caltrops are for.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:32:46 No.43366021 Report Delete

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>>43353819
Tiger tank.

Terrifying to the untrained and unintelligent, but actually a highly specialized, vulnerable, resource-intensive intimidation piece defeated pretty easily by cheap methods if you know what you're doing.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:35:17 No.43366046 Report Delete

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>>43359306

We have been trying to forget it for a long time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:37:22 No.43366065 Report Delete

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>>43353819
Battleship

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:44:14 No.43366141 Report Delete

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>>43366021
>Elephant defeated pretty easily
they were not giant battering rams. they were cavalry screens and excelled at it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:44:27 No.43366145 Report Delete

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>>43353358
Yeah, sure, must be real deadly at the bottom of that lake with all those Teutons too, huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:45:57 No.43366164 Report Delete

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>>43366145
>>43366145
>d-deus vult

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:49:44 No.43366198 Report Delete

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>>43353358
No, but it meant you had a lot of cashmoney.

Like, horses was for incredibly rich people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:54:02 No.43366241 Report Delete

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>>43359546
I think attack helicopters would be elephants. Unless you call elephants tanks, actual cavalry attack helicopters, and mounted infantry or "battle taxi" style chariots Black Hawks

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:55:56 No.43366270 Report Delete

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>>43366141
>easily frightened
>easily confused
>extremely pain sensitive
>just as likely to go berserk in your forces as the enemy's when upset

Sure. For a little while. Until they got figured out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:46:43 No.43366816 Report Delete

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>>43359282
>What was the equivalent of an rpg? Pole weapons or ranged weapons?
Flail. Usually really effective against armored targets (and shields), but easy to injure or kill yourself if you don't know what you're doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:25:58 No.43367675 Report Delete

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>>43353873
Probably the retainers of that important fucktard with his nearest male relative

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:29:36 No.43367707 Report Delete

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>>43357985
I saw a horse break a leg once, it fell down and started flailing it´s other legs around like crazy. So it might kick you anyway

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:21:36 No.43368954 Report Delete

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>>43353572
>Because Agincourt says differently.
The French charge at Agincourt was infantry, you gigantic faggot, and the terrain was more of a detriment than anything the English threw at them (quite literally). What you are looking for is Patay: France's answer to Agincourt.

That said, technically cavalry can be defeated by a pikewall, but that relies on two factors:
1. Extreme discipline. Most people would be inclined to drop their pikes and run if they see a gigantic mass of flesh and metal kicking up dust and charging in their general direction.
2. Not being outflanked. Considering how fast cavalry is combined with the fact that cavalry is almost never deployed alone, the chances of a bunch of knight charging the back of a pike formation rather than the front are pretty big.

Cavalry isn't just about the destructive charge, it's also about mobility (much like tanks today).

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:31:28 No.43369057 Report Delete

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>>43353358
OP forgot the fucking Pope can stop anyone

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:45:11 No.43370423 Report Delete

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>>43366270
>until they got figured out
>easily frightened
>easily confused
thats why you drug them with opiates
>muh zamma
>muh magnesia
tiny numbers of elephants used by foces not accustomed to it doesn't make weapons bad

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:56:27 No.43370570 Report Delete

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>>43357695
The worse is that I actually know exactly what you're talking about

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:02:24 No.43370649 Report Delete

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>>43353358
My god, those manlets.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:15:42 No.43370847 Report Delete

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>>43353389

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:26:29 No.43371017 Report Delete

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Horses are fucking Metal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:09:32 No.43371636 Report Delete

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>>43359554
>hacking off a leg with one swing
>bone thicker than 10 centimeters
>muscle
>sinew
>one cut

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:22:21 No.43371821 Report Delete

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>>43371636
Axes are underpowered in D20...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:56:02 No.43372304 Report Delete

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>>43371636
It's kinda a japo thing. All edge cuts smoothly cuts trough no matter where it's from or it's a failed hit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:58:53 No.43372336 Report Delete

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>>43353665
>he thinks a blackhawk is an attack helicopter.
My nigga, you dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:13:02 No.43373390 Report Delete

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>>43366021
Did they also have a tendency to break down all the god damn time due to being super over-engineered and way more complex then necessary?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:14:10 No.43373410 Report Delete

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>>43370423
No one implied they were bad, you seem to be implying however that they don't have a fucking laundry list of flaws.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:30:25 No.43373685 Report Delete

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>>43372304
>All edge cuts smoothly cuts trough no matter where it's from or it's a failed hit.

>Try to cut onions
>The knife cuts through the onion, the cutting board, the kitchen sink, your apartment, the entire building, the earth and the very fabric of existence itself
>God Himself is slashed in half

Superior quality Japanese steel folded over one million times can do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:07:28 No.43374339 Report Delete

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>>43373685
Only if you intend to cut trough the onion, the table, the building and god himself anon-san.
Such is the precision of edged weapons, tjabukinoro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:18:00 No.43374545 Report Delete

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>>43373390
>way more complex then necessary
They have a fucking trunk so they don't have to move their mouth to the leaves to eat them.
What do you think?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:24:24 No.43374660 Report Delete

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>>43353358
>>43353358
fun post and cool simile but helicopters are absolutely shit-tier forward attack vehicles, it can be destroyed by a single rpg

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:55:08 No.43377560 Report Delete

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>>43353358
That is a goddamn huge horse

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