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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:31:49 No.43361730 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43362724 >>43362984 >>43363170 >>43364491 >>43365338 >>43366581

Wizards! no sense of right or wrong. what kind of shenanigans does your wizard like to do?
>runes of madness randomly placed within library card-catalog
>using the various abilities of prestidigitation to ruin formal parties thrown by rivals
>use down time to scribe cantrip scrolls so he never has to worry about a prestidigitation cast is worth it.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:36:03 No.43361802 Report Delete

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That duck looks like a follower of Humakt

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:18:34 No.43362443 Report Delete

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My wizard was cursed to carry an ancient tome around with him that was indestructible. He would place explosive rune on one side and slap people with it.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:38:39 No.43362724 Report Delete

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>>43361730
>use down time to scribe cantrip scrolls so he never has to worry about a prestidigitation cast is worth it.
>Not using down time to create a magic item of permanent prestidigitation
Shit-tier wizard

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:40:32 No.43362746 Report Delete

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>>43362724
scrolls can be passed to party members and used.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:53:29 No.43362951 Report Delete

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> Sell souls to demons. Twice.
> Use high-level explosive magic to near-kill himself
> Attempt to re-kill dead gods of murder
> Use fireball on the boat he's on, after he's already lit it on fire with a lightning bolt.
> Use Phantasmal force to challenge the party Half-Orc to a drinking contest
> Get his familiar to insult Druid during resulting real drinking contest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:55:37 No.43362984 Report Delete

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>>43361730
>Not posting the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oe7Q8OCm5I

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:00:08 No.43363057 Report Delete

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>"Halt, you're under arrest for the theft of the Duke's prized orange tree!"

HA! Bore me not with your false threats, a Wizard has no time for your dithery! BEHOLD! For it is not I, but you who is under arrest!

...cardiac... arrest!

INDUCE HEART ATTACK!

>Just another day for the Lizard Wizard, my favorite character I ever played

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:07:30 No.43363170 Report Delete

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>>43361730
>playing a conjuration wizard in 5e
>played in an Adventurers League module where we moved through a city's tunnel system on wheeled sleds because the ceiling was so low.
>I asked the DM if any dimension of the sled was over 3 feet. He said no.
>I can now summon a wheeled sled on command. Like any time I am traveling downhill.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:34:40 No.43364491 Report Delete

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>>43361730
>runes of madness randomly placed within library card-catalog
I still like the idea of a warforged wizard or some other race that doesn't need air to attempt to go to the moon and inscribe a giant rune of madness on it's surface.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:42:22 No.43364578 Report Delete

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>>43364491
Eh. Better to do a symbol of charm. That will let you take over the world

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:04:17 No.43364866 Report Delete

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>>43364491
Isn't that Madara's plot.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:12:28 No.43365012 Report Delete

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>>43363170
I'm picturing an old man in fancy robes scooting around on one of these with the biggest grin on his face.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:16:43 No.43365081 Report Delete

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>>43365012
Oh my god I forgot about those.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:17:51 No.43365106 Report Delete

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>>43365081
Spent forever trying to find the right keywords to find it on Google. Figures it pops up immediately the moment I add "Gym Class".

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:22:31 No.43365170 Report Delete

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>>43362984
>harem of elf bitches
Top wizardry

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:34:30 No.43365338 Report Delete

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>>43361730
The wizard in my last campaign was an edgy cunt to end all edgy cunts

>Despite the LG Paladin who claimed he wanted to "do the goodguy thing straight for a change" as a kind of impetus for this exact individual to not be an edgy shit, shows up with a CE Necromancer already rolled and ready to go
>Has a suitably edgy back story about how goblins killed his family
>collects their skulls and generally tortures them despite party discomfort
>DM puts a stop to it, so he satisfies himself with purely verbal abuse, far past the point of being funny
>actively pushes against altruism, even when the DM has proven to give unexpected rewards for doing the right thing, even if there isn't a direct promise of monetary compensation
>at several key points, abandoned the party to do his own shit, leaving us to run encounters without him
>at one point, actually attacks the party to let a boss go free because he doesn't believe we can take him, and that it wouldn't be "worth it" if we could
>every attempt to talk him down from his bullshit is met with "this is what my character would do"
>DM not only allowing this to continue, but consistently provides him with the means to act like this

Jesus fuck just remembering this shit makes me mad.

Greylore

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Greylore Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:52:21 No.43365573 Report Delete

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>>43365170
Daffy has better taste than i would have thought.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:24:10 No.43366581 Report Delete

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>>43361730
Our wizard enjoys casually mind raping people if they might know something he's currently interested in.
They sometimes throw up from the experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:26:11 No.43366606 Report Delete

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Holy shit.
I just realized I have never played an asshole wizard before.

Welp time to guy find a 3.5 campaign.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:33:35 No.43366681 Report Delete

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>>43366606
Makes me think of this.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:15:52 No.43367100 Report Delete

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>>43366681
yeah. I think I will do that. That sounds fun.

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