What do you call an unpainted Tau army?
Grey-tide

What is the difference between a chainsword, and a female Inquisitor?
If you stick your dick into the chainsword, you may actually survive.

What do you call a laser-pointer attachment for the Bolter?
Under-slung lasgun.

Eyy, baby! You make me like a plasma gun, cause every time I see you it "Gets hot!".

Yo momma so fat, if they were to sacrifice her to the golden throne the Emperor would die of Diabetes.

An Ork, an Inquisitor and a Space Marine are sucked into the Warp, a Daemon approaches them and says "You may leave to the physical realm, but only if you tell me what you truly believe about yourself. If you lie you are to stay here forever."

"I think I am the smartest!" The Inquisitor shouts. He is teleported to realspace.
"I think I am the fastest!" the Marine claims, and is also teleported to realspace.
"Me thinks..." The Ork was to stay in the warp forever.