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>Party has been sent to investigate claims of a ghost ship attacking small villages
>We figure out the next village to be hit
>The whole time our wizard is laughing, saying he expects to find some dude with candle making shadow puppets and an 'Old Man Jenkins' somewhere because 'Ghosts don't real.'
>The next village to be attacked is filled with rednecks who don't like to go outside when 'The dayfire ain't in the sky'.
>The attack will take place tomorrow
>We search the village and find some kind of shrine to tiamat in an old cave
>Wizard steals the gold on the shrine and him and barbarian knock it over, break it to pieces, light it on fire and piss on it
>Fuck dragons, they proclaim in unison
>"Ghost ship" arrives featuring pirates in glowing paint and kobolds poorly disguised as undead
>Kick the shit out of them
>Take one of their long boats out to their main boat to steal it
>Main boat is under attack by a legit ghost ship and ghost crew because of the shrine we fucked up
>Wizard proclaims that 'Ghosts DO real'
>DM asks us to roll initiative
>Wizard goes first
>Gets back on the longboat
>The rest of us follow
>Row to shore to wait and fight the weakened victors of the battle
>DM annoyed because he wanted it to be a fuck huge brawl, but starts making rolls behind the screen
>We go back when the battle is done to one kobold left standing and everything else dead
>Including the bosses we were supposed to fight
>Barbarian is carrying around a wicker basket full of literal shit from the redneck village
>Stuff the kobold in it and roll it into a fire and we loot the ship as it sinks
It was a fun night.
>We figure out the next village to be hit
>The whole time our wizard is laughing, saying he expects to find some dude with candle making shadow puppets and an 'Old Man Jenkins' somewhere because 'Ghosts don't real.'
>The next village to be attacked is filled with rednecks who don't like to go outside when 'The dayfire ain't in the sky'.
>The attack will take place tomorrow
>We search the village and find some kind of shrine to tiamat in an old cave
>Wizard steals the gold on the shrine and him and barbarian knock it over, break it to pieces, light it on fire and piss on it
>Fuck dragons, they proclaim in unison
>"Ghost ship" arrives featuring pirates in glowing paint and kobolds poorly disguised as undead
>Kick the shit out of them
>Take one of their long boats out to their main boat to steal it
>Main boat is under attack by a legit ghost ship and ghost crew because of the shrine we fucked up
>Wizard proclaims that 'Ghosts DO real'
>DM asks us to roll initiative
>Wizard goes first
>Gets back on the longboat
>The rest of us follow
>Row to shore to wait and fight the weakened victors of the battle
>DM annoyed because he wanted it to be a fuck huge brawl, but starts making rolls behind the screen
>We go back when the battle is done to one kobold left standing and everything else dead
>Including the bosses we were supposed to fight
>Barbarian is carrying around a wicker basket full of literal shit from the redneck village
>Stuff the kobold in it and roll it into a fire and we loot the ship as it sinks
It was a fun night.
