>>1043850Be really edgy, make sure to use lots of semicolons and figurative language.. Like this:
Ireland; ire, land? Ire, because my parents were murdered on St. Patty's Day. Land, because my parents dead bodies landed steeply and chronologically on the floor in front of me, like planes landing at the San Diego airport. So I've some nasty preconceptions about Ireland; I guess I'm trying to say that I hope to gain, is it? "Gain" some sort of understanding with the Irish people, and why Fortuna decided to spin my parents' lives down in front of my naked eyes on St. Patty's Day. I can't really just 86 Irish people from my life. What I'm trying to say is, is that, maybe the Irish aren't pieces of shit.
best I could do, man, under the time constraint
my mom just said dinner is ready you're free to use this