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My girlfriend has booked a weeks "vacation" in Medano Beach in Cabo for the middle of next month. I use the term vacation loosely because she needed to "redeem" her timeshare points or she faces losing the money she dumps into her timeshare membership (see SCAM) each month. I could continue to go on about timeshares but at this point I need your HELP.

Full Disclosure- I recently lost my job and the last thing I need to spend money on is a week in Cabo with my girlfriend...but I digress...

Here is where you come in...I need advice on how to spend frugally in order to make my money go the furthest possible at this American Tourist trap.
Any advice on which timeshare presentations to attend/avoid, thoughts on purchasing all inclusive accommodations, different types of can't miss excursions that are affordable, reasonably priced restaurants not too far off the beaten path (No habla Espanol), and probably most importantly how go about procuring a bag of cannabis.

This will be my first time in Cabo San Lucas, and I'm not sure what to expect after doing my reading on the inter-webs. Obviously I came to /trv/ to get the real story...Any advice will be appreciated...