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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:24:35 No.62266003 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62267924 >>62267980

>Here's your popcorn sir. I'm sorry, our butter and salt machines are broken.
>That'll be $24.95.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:14:49 No.62267687 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62267758 >>62267907 >>62267958 >>62267963 >>62267989

In India I can take in anything I want to the cinema.
Food, alcohol, snacks, anything.
I often drink fenni and eat pani puri watching a film.

You whites have no freedoms in any of your Anglo countries

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:15:38 No.62267705 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62267733

>>62267546
Sadly booze is necessary to make most films enjoyable these days

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:15:42 No.62267706 Report Delete

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I miss Hitler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:16:06 No.62267716 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62267750 >>62267760 >>62267777

>butter on popcorn

how does it work americans? do they just melt a tub of butter and pour it over the popcorn or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:16:09 No.62267717 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62267809

>>62267269
>dumb people are poor and dumb
Wow you really showed americans

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:16:14 No.62267722 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62268060

>>62267172
Damn, I forgot about this show

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:16:36 No.62267733 Report Delete

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>>62267705
I'm the poster above you.
Alcohol makes a good film great, and a great film a spiritual immersion

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:17:02 No.62267745 Report Delete

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>>62267616
>We invented modern computers
Oh this a new meme. Like Africans were the first to space travel

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:17:09 No.62267750 Report Delete

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>>62267716
They take the fat from living Britchavs and melt it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:17:17 No.62267752 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62267866

>>62267733
>HAHAHA I DRINK ALCOHOL, LOL, LETS GET WASTED

You sound like a fucking moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:17:24 No.62267758 Report Delete

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>>62267687
Sorry I don't want pass by people taking shits in the lobby when I go to the movies

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:17:24 No.62267760 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62267885 >>62267903 >>62268039 >>62268041 >>62268628

>>62267716
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:17:57 No.62267777 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62267881

>>62267716
It's heated/melted in a metal dispenser and you pump out butter onto the popcorn.

I used to have butter on my popcorn, but it's just way too heavy for me now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:18:47 No.62267806 Report Delete

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>>62267616

>Limeys
>inventing the modern computer

Fucking kek.
Tell me more about how Africans invented music and ruled Egypt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:18:56 No.62267809 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62268156

>>62267545
>>62267651
>>62267717
Americans use the word limey because they can't differentiate between, British, English, or a citizen of the U.K.

You deserve you're butthurt

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:19:45 No.62267835 Report Delete

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>>62267172
you can hardly call them salesmen. They're just clerks wishing their life didn't go so wrong.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:20:24 No.62267855 Report Delete

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You aren't the popcorn guy, you fucking cracker. WHERE IS THE BULL, TYRONE I NEED YOU!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:20:55 No.62267866 Report Delete

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>>62267752
>Pays $50 for a tub of stale popcorn and a gallon of post mix cola
>calls other people morons.

Why do white Americans do this? You all go around arrogantly calling people 'morons'

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:21:19 No.62267881 Report Delete

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>>62267777
nice quads.

Does it not make your hands all sticky?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:21:25 No.62267885 Report Delete

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>>62267760
dear god..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:22:03 No.62267903 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62268326

>>62267760
I'm sorry to break this to you, but that is cow urine.

t. Expert

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:22:16 No.62267907 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62267953 >>62267973

>>62267687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMKWPtJc18c

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:22:56 No.62267924 Report Delete

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>>62266003
For that amount of money I could literally buy 50 hot dogs from IKEA across the plaza, give half the audience one hot dog and still have a handful left for myself.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:23:47 No.62267953 Report Delete

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>>62267907
everytime

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:23:56 No.62267958 Report Delete

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>>62267687
but you can't even watch the movie
https://youtu.be/a7ho3Bcl9fI

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:24:02 No.62267963 Report Delete

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>>62267687
Yea, lucky you, you even get designated shitting streets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:24:20 No.62267973 Report Delete

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>>62267907
THAT LOOKS AS COOL ASFUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:24:20 No.62267974 Report Delete

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>>62267546

I used to get blackout drunk occasionally at the movies in high school/college with a bunch of friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:24:26 No.62267980 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62268022

>>62266003
>Here's $25. Keep the change. I assume you will be the one to conduct penis inspections today?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:24:46 No.62267989 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62268052

>>62267687
DESIGNATED

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:25:51 No.62268022 Report Delete

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>>62267980
>Yeah bro, see you in the theater showers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:26:32 No.62268039 Report Delete

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>>62267760

Oh America you so crazy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:26:36 No.62268041 Report Delete

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>>62267760
i'm an american and even I find this fucking disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:26:41 No.62268045 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62268110

>not sneaking snacks in
Serious plebs here.

I usually pack some jerky in one pocket, some candy in another, and a 20 oz soda bottle in the front pocket of my boxers. Even if anybody notices that the bulge, it just looks like "an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating the size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. it would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:26:51 No.62268052 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62268070

>>62267989
SHITTING

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:27:09 No.62268060 Report Delete

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>>62267722
The only show with a laugh track that's excusable because its actually funny most of the time
Fucking good show

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:27:26 No.62268065 Report Delete

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>>62267409
No thanks. It's pretty simple. Buy a ticket, and one drink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:27:31 No.62268070 Report Delete

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>>62268052
STREETS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:28:58 No.62268110 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62268182

>>62268045
>not going to Walgreens and getting three boxes of candy for the same price of the same box they sell at the theater

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:29:54 No.62268146 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62268283

I don't remember some of the movies I saw in high school because I was so drunk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:30:07 No.62268156 Report Delete

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>>62267809

>British
Anyone living on the British Isles
>English
Anyone living in England
>citizen of UK
Includes England, North Ireland, Wales and Scotland

You limey fucks should have taken over Scotland when you had the chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:30:31 No.62268182 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62268296

>>62268110
My theater is literally right next to a walmart.

Did you know that most theaters have a microwave in them? I don't know why they do it, other than to give you the opportunity to buy frozen dinners at local supermarkets and heat them up once you get to the theater...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:32:57 No.62268283 Report Delete

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>>62268146
dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:33:29 No.62268296 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62268641

>>62268182
Fun fact: did you know most theatre are literally teaming with rats due to dropped popcorn on the floors.
The reason you never seen them is because the subs keep them away whilst the movie is playing.
It's also why most places play music between films.

It is literally impossible to keep mice or rats out of cinemas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:34:12 No.62268326 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62268519

>>62267903
Canola/palm oil, partially hydrogenated for butter texture and shelf life

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:40:43 No.62268519 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62268582

>>62268326
Wow
That sounds very healthy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:42:51 No.62268582 Report Delete

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>>62268519
Good way to get calories if you're cheap + underweight. Ranch sandwiches are pretty tasty, too. That's more like a meal, though, and requires going out and getting bread (which is kinda expensive).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:44:41 No.62268628 Report Delete

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>>62267760
I can taste the cholesterol already

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:45:10 No.62268641 Report Delete

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>>62268296
You best be joking nigga. I don't want no damn Spliter looking rats running around my feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:45:58 No.62268675 Report Delete

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um. i spilled my popcorn on the floor 3 feet away from your counter, i'd like a refund

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