Today's episode concerns one of recent history's most.. violent and .. bizarre episodes, something that defies all rational explanation. A hostile plane heist, over the fertile mountains of Kazakhstan. It all started with a simple … prisoner exchange.. with a guy-now my Kazakh's a little rusty, so I'm probably going to butcher the pronunciation- but he was called ... Masketta man. Some call him Mosquito Man ... HECK I've heard some people call him Masque et un man, regardless.. he delivers his bounty, several bound and hooded men, to a figure known to history ... as CIA
Recent records have been found .. purporting that this man's real name was Bill Wilson .. he was a .. little guy around about 150 pounds, five foot 8 inches .. had a habit of resting his thumbs in his belt loops. It was said, when roused to great emotion his tendons would.. pop out of his neck .. real hot head this guy..
So CIA, or Bill Wilson loads his cargo, of men, onto his plane. He opens the cargo door. AGIN REMEMBER THEY’RE HUNDREDS OF MILES IN THE AIR AT THIS POINT, he has his soldiers, one of them called Smee, the other Maimen, take his hooded hostages, and leans them out into the howling wind. NOW JUST IMAGINE THIS FOLKS ... you're in the dark, bag over your head, you hear this guy talking about flight plans, before you know it WOOSH, cabin doors open, sudden changes in air pressure probably making your ears pop, then he GRABS YOU, and puts your HEAD out the WINDOW, asking you all these questions "TELL ME ABOUT BANE, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK" ... I CAN'T EVEN ... BEGIN TO IMAGINE.
