>>62232525Trump: "The guest list I just filed with the GOP lists me, my campaign staff, Dr. Carson here, but only one of you! The first one to talk gets a job on my campaign."
>the first staffer (Kasich) is brought in to the interview roomTrump: "Who paid you to contact Dr. Carson?"
>Kasich is silentTrump: "He didn't interview so good. Who wants to try next?"
>the second staffer is brought inTrump: "Tell me about Bernie! Why does he hate the rich?"
>silenceTrump: "A lot of loyalty for a hired campaign staffer!"
Sanders: "Or perhaps he's wondering why a candidate would espouse anti-elitism, while being part of the 1%."
Trump: "At least you can debate policy. Who are you?"
Sanders: "It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is comprehensive economic reform."
>Trump removes the hood from SandersSanders: "No one cared who I was until I ran for President."
Trump: "If I deport the Mexicans, will you die?"
Sanders: "It would be extremely painful..."
Trump: "You're a big Commie."
Sanders: "...for you!"
Trump: "Was becoming the Democratic candidate part of your plan?"
Sanders: "Of course!"
>Occupy Wall Street protesters start gathering outside the buildingSanders: "Dr. Carson refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out if he agreed to be your running mate."
Carson: "Nothing! I agreed to nothing!"
Trump: "Well congratulations, you got yourself nominated. What's the next step of you leftist plan?"
Sanders: "Winning this election! With no big-business donors!"
>protesters storm the building and grab Carson>Kasich moves to follow Sanders out of the buildingSanders: "No, they expect one of us to drop out of the election, brother."
Kasich: "Have we started the class war?"
Sanders: "Yes. The tax rate rises."
