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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:26:16 No.62226474 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62226489 >>62226538 >>62226540

>in movie theater bathroom
>about to take a piss in the urinal when a big guy walks up to you
>"Hey bro, through the fly or over the top?"
>What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:26:55 No.62226489 Report Delete

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>>62226474
OVER THE TOP
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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:28:46 No.62226538 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62226594

>>62226474

Who puts their dick out through the fly?

That's retarded.

I do it like everyone else - drop my pants around my ankles and flip my shirt up under my chin.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:28:52 No.62226540 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62226608

>>62226474
>Want to see Black Mass
>No friends
>Muster up courage to head to local theater chain, alone
>"One for 'Black Mass', please."
>Already getting strange looks from cashier
>Head over to concession stand and start ordering the usual.
>"Hi, I'll have a large popcorn, cookie dough bites and a large fountain drink"
>Notice in reflection of nachos machine, cashier from earlier talking to theater manager
>See theater manager eyeballing me
>Take my snacks and make my way towards the movie, hear manager exit booth and head towards me
>Decide I will try to lose him even though he obviously knows what movie I will be seeing
>I turn corner and beeline for the bathroom
>Quickly throw popcorn in the direction of the last stall
>Get in first stall and shut door behind me
>Stand on toilet holding large popcorn, large soda and cookie dough bites
>Hear manager enter bathroom
>Hear only first few footsteps, he turns on hand dryer to drown out sound
>See his body through stall cracks, following my false popcorn bread crumb trail to last shitter
>Decide to make a run for it
>Quickly whip open door and start to run
>Bathroom door is locked from the outside
>I turn around to see theater manager approaching me
>"No singles policy."
>He kicks me my chest and I double over in pain.
>Get escorted outside
>Didn't get to see movie
>No refund policy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:29:38 No.62226560 Report Delete

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through the hole in my pocket

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:31:37 No.62226594 Report Delete

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>>62226538
I did the drop pants to pee thing when I was a young lad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:32:00 No.62226608 Report Delete

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>>62226540
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 14:37:31 No.62226746 Report Delete

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I'll never understand how THE FUCK you can take a piss through the fly.
Is my dick too big?

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