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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:44:27 No.62231224 View Reply Report Delete

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My dad is a TV exec and he sends me inspirational quotes every morning

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:45:54 No.62231276 Report Delete

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>>62231224
You're a lucky boy.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:46:35 No.62231291 Report Delete

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>>62231224
>TV exec
ask him for casting couchs tapes

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:47:49 No.62231333 Report Delete

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I'd give you my number to get him to send them to me but 4chan

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:49:06 No.62231362 Report Delete

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>>62231224

Bad son, where are your thanks?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:49:45 No.62231377 Report Delete

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>>62231224
>My dad is a TV exec
What boarding school do you attend?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:50:01 No.62231386 Report Delete

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you're dad is a foggot>>62231224

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:51:01 No.62231422 Report Delete

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Respond to your family you fuck

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:51:18 No.62231429 Report Delete

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>>62231224

I'm half black. I have not seen my father since I was 3, or so I'm told.

Consider yourself a blessed person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:51:34 No.62231436 Report Delete

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>>62231422
>>62231362

Kill yourselves you worthless pieces of shit. You are fucking scum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:52:14 No.62231460 Report Delete

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What a based father

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:53:16 No.62231486 Report Delete

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>>62231429
Your mom was BLACKED?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:53:42 No.62231495 Report Delete

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what does this have to do with /tv/

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:54:00 No.62231500 Report Delete

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>>62231224

What a nice dad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:54:57 No.62231524 Report Delete

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>>62231333

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:55:25 No.62231537 Report Delete

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>>62231224
>image.png
>posting from a non-apple device
You're not fooling anyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:55:58 No.62231557 Report Delete

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>>62231495
>TV exec
It's like you can't even read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:56:37 No.62231575 Report Delete

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>>62231486
>Your mom was BLACKED?

I just said I'm half black you dumbass. How is this supposed to offend me?

And no, my mom hasn't dated another black guy since my father.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:56:43 No.62231580 Report Delete

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>>62231224

My dad does something similar

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:57:47 No.62231608 Report Delete

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>>62231575
Oh, I guess they do go back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:58:30 No.62231628 Report Delete

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>>62231224
your dad is a good man and you should count yourself blessed.

My dad's last text was "going to get a pack of marbs. brb"

That was 10 years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:58:44 No.62231638 Report Delete

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>>62231429
I literally have 4 half black friends with no fathers.

What the fuck is wrong with niggers?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:58:49 No.62231642 Report Delete

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>>62231580
what the fuck

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:59:06 No.62231649 Report Delete

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>>62231224
hello reddit!

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:00:05 No.62231675 Report Delete

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>>62231638

its beta men letting their women get BLACKED

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:00:40 No.62231697 Report Delete

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I'd like to send some nice stuff to my wife's son so we can bond more. what should i say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:01:05 No.62231710 Report Delete

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>>62231628
My dad hasn't texted me in 20 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:01:48 No.62231723 Report Delete

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>>62231224
can i get on his morning texting list somehow?

Also i have a great idea for a show about someone from the balkans moving in with his ultra-modern cousin and both of them having to adjust to each other's customs. Can I pitch it to him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:02:11 No.62231734 Report Delete

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>>62231638
>What the fuck is wrong with niggers?

You just realized that American Niggers aren't responsible for shit and can't be counted on in any situation?

Were you born yesterday?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:02:39 No.62231741 Report Delete

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>>62231675
You don't have to be a feminist to be a cuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:03:38 No.62231767 Report Delete

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>>62231224
So when are you going to respond to him you fucking ingrate? How about "Hey pops thanks for all the inspiration recently. I really needed it! I know we don't really say it too often, but I love you dad. You're my hero."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:03:39 No.62231768 Report Delete

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>>62231723
Flawed Acquaintances?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:04:40 No.62231790 Report Delete

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>>62231734
This. It's all whitey's fault because slavery.
Blacks cannot be held accountable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:04:53 No.62231797 Report Delete

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>>62231429

Jesus Christ.

I try not to stereotype you fucks but half the black kids in my class only had mothers show up at school events.

Stud quarterback in my school is getting a free ride to D1A, and his nigger dad only showed up to one game... drunk off his ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:04:57 No.62231798 Report Delete

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>>62231768
I was thinking "The Unperfect Immigrant"

it's a play on words, you see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:05:41 No.62231810 Report Delete

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>>62231767
"also can I blow you sometime thx dad"

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:05:57 No.62231816 Report Delete

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>>62231224
My dad's last text was "ok, 17:20 at the train station", 5 months ago.
You have a nice father OP.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:06:42 No.62231838 Report Delete

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>>62231798
Yes, I see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:07:08 No.62231853 Report Delete

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>>62231816
my dad's last text to me was trying to convince me to commit fraud for a new television. my storage unit got broken into and he was like "oh that storage unit where you kept your brand new 70" hdtv, right? what was that worth, like $2500?" I had no such television.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:07:44 No.62231865 Report Delete

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>>62231816
was that in response to this?
>>62231810

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:07:59 No.62231871 Report Delete

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>>62231575
>And no, my mom hasn't dated another black guy since my father.

Contrary to the popular meme, the reality is, "Once you go black, your life is fucked and you're left on your own to take care of a bastard child nobody wants."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:08:45 No.62231888 Report Delete

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>>62231853
B A S E D
A
S
E
D A D

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:31:53 No.62232499 Report Delete

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>>62231436
I'm not a nigger, but you should talk to your father you feminine faggot

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:46:58 No.62232920 Report Delete

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I miss my dad qoutes

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:14:11 No.62233608 Report Delete

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>>62231224
holy shit it's like your dad is the government.
>work hard so others think you're great!
I feel bad for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:17:17 No.62233692 Report Delete

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>>62231816
My dad's last text was "k"

The last three before that were as well.

He's a good dad, though. He just doesn't like texting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:19:38 No.62233751 Report Delete

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:/ could your dad text me? 3022870029

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:20:14 No.62233771 Report Delete

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>>62231710
the last time me dad texted me was in 1983

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:20:19 No.62233779 Report Delete

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>>62233751
sent ;)

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:23:52 No.62233861 Report Delete

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my dad;s last text was nothing since the last time i spoke with him was before text messaging became mainstream

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:23:54 No.62233862 Report Delete

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>>62231628
Nelson plz

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:37:46 No.62234204 Report Delete

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>>62231741
but it helps

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:54:33 No.62234675 Report Delete

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>>62232920
That's a quote from a character he played

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:22:05 No.62235495 Report Delete

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>>62231697
SDPP

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:25:05 No.62235598 Report Delete

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>>62231797
>half the black kids in my class only had mothers show up at school events.
I had a father but he was too busy working to come to my school and entertain children.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:59:42 No.62236515 Report Delete

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How does it feel to be the son of Literally Reddit: The Person?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:04:24 No.62236658 Report Delete

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>>62231224
>prepackaged well worn internet quotes and send them off to his son without attribution as if they were original material created by him

This is the entertainment industry in a nutshell.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:55:40 No.62237823 Report Delete

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>>62231224
So, you have trouble waking up in the morning eh?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:01:21 No.62237954 Report Delete

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>>62231429
I'm fully black.
My parents have always been together.
My dad is an engineer for the nuclear test site.
I am blessed.
> mfw raycisst stereotypes don't apply to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:52:50 No.62239127 Report Delete

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>>62231734
whiteys fault they let your mother get BLACKED and then have no dad
amirite?

grow up stupid nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:55:58 No.62239200 Report Delete

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>>62237954
>raycisst stereotypes don't apply to me
So you got a small dick?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:56:40 No.62239219 Report Delete

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>>62231224
you jews are weird

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:59:20 No.62239284 Report Delete

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>>62231224
Your voice is your essence. How you live your life is what comes out. So, if you are a kiss-ass, then somewhere in your voice there's a kiss-ass. Love, dad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:38:35 No.62240174 Report Delete

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>>62231436
I think you took that a bit personally fam, it doesn't reflect well on you at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:21:20 No.62241183 Report Delete

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I can't fathom the kind of person that could receive an entire day's energy from a ten word platitude; how much of your brain do you have to turn off to function on that basis? I'm sure your father is responsible for a fair share of cultural deterioration.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:34:32 No.62241514 Report Delete

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>>62241183
This exactly.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:46:39 No.62241816 Report Delete

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>>62236515
Hey, OP here. I literally just posted this here after seeing it on reddit. I'm not exactly sure why I did it either. The biggest hurdle I had was deletion by the janitors, so I conveniently added the "tv exec" angle. I assumed that it would get deleted anyway because there is no room for actual television discussion with this post, but now I see it's still here. Huh.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:55:28 No.62242013 Report Delete

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>>62231638
>implying mudbloods have fathers who weren't just trying to spread their superior seed

heh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:11:20 No.62242365 Report Delete

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>>62231816
My dad's last text was his "I do... am bugging you"

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