Dear Brendan, i requested the alimony but you still ain't calling
I left your children, fortune and your career at the bottom
I sent two alimony bills back in autumn, you must not-a got'em
There probably was a problem at your studio apartment or something
Sometimes i add extra zero's to the bills when i jot'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your hair?
I'm pregnant too, I'm bout to be a mother
If i have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Ali Monei Swift
I read about your your local barber too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill herself over some barber who couldn't cut her
I know you probably hear this everyday, but i need the 50K
I even got your flowers and the forgive me card that you sent in May
I got a room full of your alimony-spent luxuries and all your sent bouquets
I didn't like the 3rd Mummy film you did with Lee, that shit was whack
Anyways, I hope i get my alimony man, hit me back, just to chat, your daughter can come with, your ex-wife
This is Afton Smith