/tv/ - Television & Film » Thread #62237962

[59 / 15 / ?]

Worst /at the movies/ experiences

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:01:54 No.62237962 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62238124 >>62238592 >>62238637 >>62238874 >>62239667 >>62240557 >>62241743

>17 years old
>decide to go watch some shitty 'scary movie'-tier comedy in local theater
>buy ticket
>try to go inside
>guy asks me for my ticket
>I hand it to him
>he says thanks with a shit-eating grin on his face, takes my ticket and goes inside instead of me
>It was just some random guy who took my ticket
>too scared to say anything
>sit in a nearby parking lot for about an hour so I dont have to explain to parents why I came back early

That was the last time I went to the movies, Im 26

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:07:41 No.62238094 Report Delete

Quoted By:

why was a random guy hanging out in the ticket booth?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Screenshot_2015-06-04-00-15-53-1.png, 1MiB, 1080x1069

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:08:43 No.62238124 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62238152

>>62237962
Man, that's sad.
You know there's kung fu right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:09:56 No.62238152 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62238274

>>62238124
too late for me anon
I never had a chance

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Screenshot_2015-04-23-03-24-10-1.png, 1015KiB, 1080x810

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:15:01 No.62238274 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62238152
Me & my sister used our movie money to get weed while my parents went out with friends. We were supposed to see The Mothman Phophecy, so we studied it online....high.
> mfw I was so hyped to really see it
> mfw it's one of my top ten

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:15:17 No.62238284 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62238310 >>62238477 >>62238531 >>62238670

>go to Age of Ultron showing
>friends want me to reserve them seats
>constantly have to tell people "sorry, these seats are taken"
>eventually an asshole says "I dont see them here" and sits down along with his two daughters
>I'm a fucking beta so I dont say anything and just let him be
>friends get mad at me for not reserving them sits
>get the whole movie ruined for me because of this

And now I've sworn off going to big blockbusters on day 1 with friends. Too many damn people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:16:21 No.62238310 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62238508

>>62238284
your friends are assholes tbh

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Screenshot_2015-05-24-01-29-39-1.png, 494KiB, 1080x728

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:24:56 No.62238477 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62238508

>>62238284
Next time, pay some negroes to sit in the general area.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:26:12 No.62238508 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62238310

I know.. They know I got social anxiety as it is, and they want me to be the asshole that tells people they cant sit somewhere, just because they were late. Assholes.

>>62238477

Next time I'm going a week later when the hype dies down. Fuck day 1 shows for big normie movies.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1432842314070.jpg, 51KiB, 714x1024

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:27:30 No.62238531 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62238284
>he doesnt use mannequins to save seats
>he doesnt use mannequins anyway so no one sits close to you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:29:28 No.62238581 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>Go see "Freddy Got Fingered" with friend

thats it

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1287600072265.gif, 3MiB, 196x180

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:29:41 No.62238589 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62238760

>watch a rated R cop drama
>half the theater was talking 10 minutes into the movie until gunshots
>a baby starts giggling in the middle of a sex scene
>same baby keeps making giggling sounds for the next 15 minutes
>halfway into the movie, some jackass started a fire in the restroom
>the fire spread so fast there was smoke going into the theater hall
>staff evacuates the entire movie theater and shuts it all down

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:29:59 No.62238592 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62237962
WHAT A FUCKING PUSSY, GET OVER IT AND GO TO MOVIES AGAIN PUSSY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:31:31 No.62238637 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62237962
>dat picture
Is this a T-shirt design? I kinda want one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:31:38 No.62238640 Report Delete

Quoted By:

The worst experience I've had is obnoxious theater-goers (using phone, talking, etc.). Pretty vanilla.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1446085198974.jpg, 15KiB, 381x365

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:32:42 No.62238670 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62238284
This is why I don't go to movies with friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:36:19 No.62238745 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62238854 >>62238959 >>62239006

>go with family to see toy story triple feature
>some negress sits next to me and won't shut the fuck up
>woody pushes buzz out the window
>"oh no he di-int"
>prospecter hits woody with a pick axe
>that's messed up nigga
>she left before toy story 3 started

God I hate niggers

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Screenshot_2015-09-25-16-16-03-1.png, 937KiB, 930x1052

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:36:52 No.62238760 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62238953

>>62238589
I demand a refund, and a free showing at the time of my choosing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:40:52 No.62238854 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62238745
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:41:36 No.62238874 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62237962
got dumped in the middle of jumper

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:44:53 No.62238953 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62238760

They did offer a free ticket within 30 days, but I decided never to return. Some theaters are shit because of the quality of the theater. Other theaters are shit because of the people who live near it. That theater had both issues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:45:07 No.62238959 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62239631

>>62238745
We need to bring back "whites only" stuff, but only for movie theaters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:47:27 No.62239006 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62239115 >>62239155

>>62238745

You know whats worse than an angry black woman? (And I have run into those in a live showing.) A child who can't shut the fuck up.

>parent can't tell the child to calm down because the child is just being happy and giddy and wasn't properly disciplined at home to behave him/herself
>people can't tell the child to shut up because its a child
>people are just stuck with a randomly wailing child in the movie theater

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Screenshot_2015-10-21-18-14-00-1.png, 516KiB, 713x888

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:52:20 No.62239115 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62239347

>>62239006
Start screaming obscenities about shutting that child up.
Or you can do what I do, get close to the mom and whisper in a cheerful voice, 'i'll cut your fucking throat". Then, deny everything if approached.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1238371204175.png, 339KiB, 680x680

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:54:01 No.62239155 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62239648 >>62241161

>>62239006
>tfw ex gf used to take her shitty kid in movies just so she wouldnt have to deal with it for a couple of hours

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1436112342504.jpg, 8KiB, 230x250

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:02:29 No.62239347 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62239115
>Or you can do what I do, get close to the mom and whisper in a cheerful voice, 'i'll cut your fucking throat". Then, deny everything if approached.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:06:58 No.62239436 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62239479 >>62239565

>be 17
>go with friends to watch one of the saws
>16 year old friend comes along
>can't get in
>we leave him behind and tell him to sneak in
>30 minutes in to movie, friend sneaks in, theater employees catch him, make us all leave
whatever, the blacks were being rowdy as hell anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:08:54 No.62239479 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62239598

>>62239436
>theater employees catch him
what cucks. that's like working retail and giving a shit if you see some nigger steal something. it doesn't affect your paycheck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:12:27 No.62239565 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62241216

>>62239436
>not just buying a ticket for a different movie

That's what I do to sneak past the 3D prices. I got a date into Mad Max with that trick too. I'm 18, Feel I should point that out

Shame that didn't work out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:13:52 No.62239598 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62239683

>>62239479
>not just fucking up a niggers day because you can
its like you have no idea how to be white

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:15:30 No.62239631 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62238959
It sucks that in my town they only come out for horror movies. I swear there must have been about 2 blacks total when I went to see straight outta compton yet the entire audience was black pretty much when I watched the purge

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:16:16 No.62239648 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62239155
>dating a woman who has a child by another man
top cuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:16:54 No.62239667 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62237962
The

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:17:29 No.62239683 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62240087

>>62239598
truly white people are the most evil race

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:25:49 No.62239883 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>be me
>see the dark knight rises
>plane scene
>terrible dialogue
>awful acting
>"You're a big guy..."
>"For you!"
>Get so mad I have to start shooting

wasn't worth it tbh

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:29:21 No.62239966 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62240044 >>62240140 >>62241242

>see insidious or paranormal activity or some pleb horror shit
>opening night
>in a theater in north philadelphia
>north fucking philadelphia
>with few exceptions the entire audience is black
>people on phones, talking, laughing, and yelling at the screen the entire movie
>heard about 60% of the dialogue, ruined the scares by taking me out of the movie
>why do they even come here if they're just going to talk about what rayquan said
>movie at climax
>an old lady in the audience across the theater from me faints apparently
>her granddaughter freaks the fuck out yelling for police but wont leave the fucking theater to get help, just stands and screams
>i'm trying to pay attention to climax
>granddaughter yells that if her grandma was white, the cops would be here by now
>uproarious applause from the largely black audience
>become self consciously aware i am one of very few white people in the theater
>police eventually come and noisily remove the fainted woman while the granddaughter continues screaming racist things to applause
>movie ends, fuck if i know the ending
>leave avoiding eye contact with everyone
>there are like 10 police officers in the hallway
>the entire theater is empty besides people from my theater and police
>literally 6 police vans parked outside the theater when i exit
>ask the officer what happened, this cant just be for the fainted woman
>someone in the theater next to mine had pulled out a knife and attempted to stab someone and they shut down the entire theater for the night
>didn't tell anyone in my theater

i swear i was never more stressed out in my life /tv/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:33:12 No.62240044 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62239966
>see insidious or paranormal activity or some pleb horror shit
honestly, it seems like you got WAY better entertainment by the disruptions than you could get from either of these movies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:35:04 No.62240087 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62239683
>Free
>Obama
>Fone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:37:33 No.62240140 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62240290 >>62240340

>>62239966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQXiGkMJK2o

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 10155402_557294477701246_1050356 (...).jpg, 22KiB, 500x306

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:39:04 No.62240185 Report Delete

Quoted By:

wasnt as bad as it was funny

>warm summer evening
>smoke weed with a bunch of classmates after exam
>decide to go see men in black 3 since nothing good is out
>go in to movies, some niggers but whatever
>near the end of the movie when josh brolin is with the black kid
>it clicks for some black guy
>suddenly screams out AYO DAS WIWW SMIFF DAS WIWW SMIFF
>his friends are all like OOOOO BOII SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>me and my friends cover our mouths laughing
>all in all good theatre going experience

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:42:34 No.62240290 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62240140
basically.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1445599196781.png, 99KiB, 435x512

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:44:57 No.62240340 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62240140
truly the niggers of shitskins

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:53:45 No.62240516 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>be 17 seeing funny people with ugly friend female friend who always had a crush on me
>I wasn't attractive by any means but she's was a strong 3
>mid day so the theater wasn't that packed just a few random people
>movie starts and 10 minutes an older couple sits next to us
>ugly friend try's to kiss me I half heartedly turn
>grabs me right by the dick
>old couple next to me gives us look.
>ugly friend reaches in my pants and try's jerking me
>I tell her to stop and she starts sloppily sucking me off
>old couple gets up and runs out of theater
>I close eyes and wait to be kicked out

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:55:24 No.62240557 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62240602

>>62237962
>Im 26

like hell you are. just go back to fucking reddit.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1412569660327.png, 60KiB, 225x225

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:57:11 No.62240602 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62240557
I've never fucked reddit and Im actually 29

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Screenshot_2015-10-28-21-52-52-1.png, 1MiB, 1049x979

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:57:52 No.62240615 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62241066

>Watch screening of Jersey Boys
>Jackass next to me starts singing along

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:17:10 No.62241065 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62241109 >>62241158

I am going to see Jem and the Holograms tomorrow. I don't give a fuck if it's bad, it's my money and time to throw away.

Anyways, does anyone have any legitimate strategies for getting around the "no singles" policy and avoiding black people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:17:15 No.62241066 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62240615
Oi, fuck off m8

4 Seasons is some singin' shit.

I love it but I know I shouldn't sing in the theater

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:18:43 No.62241109 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62241065
>Jem And The Holograms
That looks offensively bad.

The No-Singles policy isn't real, and you can avoid blacks (and everyone else) by going in the middle of the day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:20:31 No.62241153 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>notice a small hole (or the canvas has thinned out) on the screen
>can't unsee it the rest of the movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:20:36 No.62241158 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62241065
literally point at someone in the crowd and tell them he is your friend and that he'll buy his own ticket and that he suffers from a mental disorder where he doesnt remember you if asked

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:20:40 No.62241161 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62241210

>>62239155
I dont even have to say it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:22:36 No.62241210 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62241161
yes, Im not a virgin and Im not ashamed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:22:59 No.62241216 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62241921

>>62239565
>that spoiler

Youll do fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:23:55 No.62241242 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62239966
I saw Paranormal Activity 2 and 3 in theatres and throughtout any daytime scenes early on the audience would be talking so loud you couldn't hear the movie and people would be dicking around in their seats and on their phones and taking pictures and shit but as soon as it went to night time everyone would be completely silent and scream so fuckin loud when anything scary happened.

Honestly it was a fun time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:43:39 No.62241743 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62237962
i feel for you <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:49:30 No.62241882 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>62241926

Saw Django unchained sitting next to a black guy
Beat that /tv/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:51:24 No.62241921 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62241216
Still a virgin though, and haven't had a steady GF since like three years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:51:32 No.62241926 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>62241882
Pussy. When I went to see Django there were maybe 15 people in the theatre and one of them was a black guy. Me and him were the only ones laughing out loud during Sam Jackson's first scene.

Subject

Name

E-mail

Password

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these boards

Your latest searches

Worst /at the movies/ experiences