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>be me Wasteland Warlord
>control the only clean water for hundreds of miles
>protect my subjects from bandits
>ration water to my subjects so they dont die of dehydration, and so that i dont run out of water
>give young healthy boys the chance to fight and bring honor to their names so that they can ride eternal in valhalla
>have five hot wives in order have myself a healthy heir to my kingdom
>live with me up in the citadel, rather than in the harsh wastes
>have a badass army of jihadi road vikings
>led by my loyal badass Furiosa
>send her to go to gastown for more guzzolene
>simplefuckingtask.jpg
>she goes off course
>turns out she stole my wives and is taking them to some place with trees and shit
>200% mad
> get my war party ready
>ride with glory and honor and shit
>catch up to the bitch
>one of my wives who was preggo falls off the truck and dies
>wouldve been a healthy human heir to my empire
>2000% mad
>lose the bitch in a bog
>find her driving back the other way
>trying to take my Citadel from me
>20000% mad
>chase that bitch into a canyon
>i honestly am gonna fucking kill this bitch
>somehow she manages to fight off my war party
>mfw theyre all useless
> my retard son is just yelling and getting beat up by a manlet
>finally find the bitch face to face
>sticks a fucking harpoon in my mask
>asks me if i remember her
>bitch if course i remember you, you totally fucked up the order of my civilization
>throws chain under wheels
>face is ripped off
>dead.mov
>bitch takes over my citadel
>wastes my water
>former subjects tear my dead body apart
>i gave them protection, food and water. Wtf
>literally fucks the working order of things up so inpossibly bad
>mfw i kept order
>mfw shes gonna run out of water and food
>mfw she literally took the last semblance of order in the wasteland and fucking ruined it
>mfw im supposed to be the bad guy here
>control the only clean water for hundreds of miles
>protect my subjects from bandits
>ration water to my subjects so they dont die of dehydration, and so that i dont run out of water
>give young healthy boys the chance to fight and bring honor to their names so that they can ride eternal in valhalla
>have five hot wives in order have myself a healthy heir to my kingdom
>live with me up in the citadel, rather than in the harsh wastes
>have a badass army of jihadi road vikings
>led by my loyal badass Furiosa
>send her to go to gastown for more guzzolene
>simplefuckingtask.jpg
>she goes off course
>turns out she stole my wives and is taking them to some place with trees and shit
>200% mad
> get my war party ready
>ride with glory and honor and shit
>catch up to the bitch
>one of my wives who was preggo falls off the truck and dies
>wouldve been a healthy human heir to my empire
>2000% mad
>lose the bitch in a bog
>find her driving back the other way
>trying to take my Citadel from me
>20000% mad
>chase that bitch into a canyon
>i honestly am gonna fucking kill this bitch
>somehow she manages to fight off my war party
>mfw theyre all useless
> my retard son is just yelling and getting beat up by a manlet
>finally find the bitch face to face
>sticks a fucking harpoon in my mask
>asks me if i remember her
>bitch if course i remember you, you totally fucked up the order of my civilization
>throws chain under wheels
>face is ripped off
>dead.mov
>bitch takes over my citadel
>wastes my water
>former subjects tear my dead body apart
>i gave them protection, food and water. Wtf
>literally fucks the working order of things up so inpossibly bad
>mfw i kept order
>mfw shes gonna run out of water and food
>mfw she literally took the last semblance of order in the wasteland and fucking ruined it
>mfw im supposed to be the bad guy here
