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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:25:19 No.62241282 View Reply Report Delete

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So I want to enjoy a nice pot roast at the Force Awakens premier. Any advice on how to sneak this bad boy into the theatre?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:26:14 No.62241306 Report Delete

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kek

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:48:25 No.62243195 Report Delete

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Bumping for interest

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:53:56 No.62243317 Report Delete

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>>62241282
So close...

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:55:51 No.62243357 Report Delete

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could you hide it in a backpack? it'd be tough not to tip over, though. is there some kind of thermally insulated container that you can turn sideways and not spill? if you had one of those, you could just hide it in your backpack. they might not let you in with one, though.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:56:55 No.62243385 Report Delete

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>>62241306
>>>/b/

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:58:41 No.62243420 Report Delete

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>>62241282
Just bring pingas like everyone else, cunt.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:59:09 No.62243430 Report Delete

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Why didn't I think of this?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:01:53 No.62243482 Report Delete

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>>62241282
Just shove a bag of twizzlers up yourass like a normal person

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:03:14 No.62243511 Report Delete

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>>62241282
Put it in a thermos, wrap the thermos in a jacket and put it at the bottom of a large purse. (if anyone asks, say your girlfriend went to the bathroom) They aren't airport security.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:04:00 No.62243523 Report Delete

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>>62241282

this just brings the question, what do you guys slow cook while youre watching movies?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:04:09 No.62243525 Report Delete

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>>62243511
My theater now has a sign to search bags.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:04:19 No.62243529 Report Delete

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>>62241282
You'll need to bribe the usher with a slice of the pot roast. Otherwise it'll never work.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:04:50 No.62243536 Report Delete

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>>62241282
You could get a girl to carry it under her shirt. (it appears that she is pregnant but its just a pot roast)

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:07:46 No.62243594 Report Delete

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>I can go about my business.
>Move along.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:08:12 No.62243603 Report Delete

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>>62241282
It's like the Boondocks episode where they sneak meat and potatoes into the theater with trenchcoats. Just wear a big one and you'll be fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:09:12 No.62243619 Report Delete

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where a wig and put it in your purse

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:10:27 No.62243634 Report Delete

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figure out which theater yours is in and stash it by one of the side exits outside the theater.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:11:28 No.62243655 Report Delete

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bring a star wars-themed cookie jar or some shit into the theater. they'll assume you're just an autist with a prop

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:12:19 No.62243674 Report Delete

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How would Ryan Gosling from Drive do it?

That's how.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:12:28 No.62243678 Report Delete

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Get a fat guy to go with you.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:14:01 No.62243717 Report Delete

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cover the top with a thin layer of popcorn

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:14:25 No.62243725 Report Delete

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>Create a wireless slow cooker
>sneak in
>place it under seat 8-10 hours before the movie starts
>fire that badboy up
>make sure you've bought out every single ticket for that exact seat throughout the entire day
>enter the theatre
>sit down comfortably
>wait until the lights go down
>pull that shit out from underneath your seat
>enjoy

It's not hard, retard

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:15:14 No.62243744 Report Delete

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Threaten the ticket takers with a gun and walk it right in

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:15:58 No.62243756 Report Delete

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Got my loot for tonight

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:16:48 No.62243770 Report Delete

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>>62243511
You'd be surprised, my friend got randomly selected for a cavity search and they found the Twizzlers he'd taped to the inside of his leg. He's banned from all Regal cinemas for life now.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:19:10 No.62243807 Report Delete

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>making pot roast at the cinema
>not bringing a live crab and boiling it right at the cinema while you watch a film for fresh crabs legs

and /tv/ thinks themselves patricians

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:20:00 No.62243824 Report Delete

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Wheelchair.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:23:42 No.62243893 Report Delete

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>>62241282
>stuff yourself full of that shit before the movie starts
>bring a box
>bring some dumbbells
>enter
>start working out
>run up and down the stairs while lifting the dumbells
>jumping jacks
>squats
>keep doing it until you feel sick
>get your box
>throw up into it
>bon appétit

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:50:28 No.62244443 Report Delete

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disaseble it and reassemble it in the theater

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:52:38 No.62244481 Report Delete

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>>62243525
Tell them to fuck their sign. I highly doubt it's legal.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:55:13 No.62244520 Report Delete

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>>62244481
>private property

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:55:50 No.62244529 Report Delete

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>>62243357

Also, OP could take one of those neat red LED countdown timers too to count the time to when the movie starts.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:58:12 No.62244568 Report Delete

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>>62244481
ever been to a concert or a fair?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:00:42 No.62244610 Report Delete

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>>62244481
It's completely legal.

You are free to leave.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:08:10 No.62244749 Report Delete

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oh it's easy just put the whole thing in a plastic bag and sneak it under your jacket. I did it once with spaghetti and it was good but I got in trouble and everyone found out because a meatball but it's really not my fault because the movie didn't make any sense so go for it bud!

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:19:45 No.62244936 Report Delete

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>>62241282
That shit takes 6 hours to cook.
Just get some crab legs delivered.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:02:39 No.62245637 Report Delete

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Put it in several individual thermoses, wear a heavy coat and pad yourself with pillows and masking tape of you need the extra girth

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:20:48 No.62245903 Report Delete

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>>62241282
Speak to the manager before hand, explain your foody desire, offer to pay the amount extra that would normally go into snacks there in exchange for being allowed to bring the pot with you and promise to have it covered until you're seated in order to minimize confusion/desire within others to do the same.

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