>>62256988>>Knock on the principle's door, he immediately opens door and looks around the giant open hallway, no one thereHe also leaves the office and looks around. Someone can easily sneak in.
>Characters surviving being shot, stabbed, car crashesProblem,,, how? Its possible to do all of those things in real life.
>>Somehow managing to hang the girl in the front yard tree at the start of the first movie as her parents have already pulled into the drive wayThe driveway wasn't visible from that angle. Derp.
>Sidney's boyfriend in the first movie sitting up again after being dead, then shot in the headWhat is an genre trope? And how do we make fun of it?
>Garage door kill making no practical sense as it'd be impossible for a garage door to kill youImpossible is pretty harsh. Improbable, true. But not impossible.
>Dream-like quality of the townNot even a little.
>>Sidney screaming "Dewey" but her voice comes out as "no",,,wat. You're really reaching now.
>The video store scene is something from a dreamWat.
>Halloween movie on their tv has a ridiculously short run timeThe fuck are you even talking about?
>Principal's body is somehow hanged on the flag posts on the school oval, and he's a grown man. It'd be impossible to get him up there without a crane or somethingOk. I'll give you one. But its tonally fitting for the whole move
>Dewey somehow managing to survive...so?
>Wes doesn't normally make mistakes like these in his moviesGood god. You are the worst kind of asspie. Your pedantic bullshit is, well, just that, utter bullshit. Try complaining about things that actually problems next time.
