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>yfw you'll never be a 'friends' 90s character come-to-life who just wakes up every morning 'seeing this new girl' with literally no pretext about how you even met or even hit it off (you just ... did) and with whom you're 'like, really hitting it off!' before you get into some bizarre situation that makes her think you're a 'creepy weirdo' (though not in the 2015 sense that almost warrants literal arrest) and ye never see each other again, despite living within a mile of each other and probably shopping/eating/drinking/training etc in the same places the whole time
