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Max from Life Is Strange has to defend the bird from Doctor Robotnik and that stupid fucking octopus from Ecco the Dolphin.
She'll vow to defend the bird even though it does nothing but screech and is sexually attracted to fire, then she'll spend a week solving completely unrelated groovy mysteries, forget all about the boss fight until they come to wreck her shit and it's too late to do anything, then she'll
a) go back in time and kill the bird in the first place so the bosses don't come.
b) do nothing, and it turns out Robotnik just gets distracted trying to robify the octopus and they kill each other and poison the world's oceans but at least the bird is safe.
