>>314749264Then it sounds to me this years gonna tumble
Indeed so instead we should just get the ~bundle~
Uh, sorry dude, did you just say "Bundle?"
Of course I did ~not~, wait.. yes I ~did~
I'm sounding shill against my will and cannot stop this singing!
And in my ears I swear I hear the sales it is bringing!
These silly games are very lame and devs are going to pay!
We have no choice so where's the voice that has us in its sway?
Who is doing this to us? and on this we must concur.
That honestly, respectable, trustworthy, independable
And totally defendable!
That lofty, handsome man is..
Your friend Todd Howard!
Put down your games my friends! Your Minecraft, Doom and ToR
Your resistance to my charm now ends, when I sell you Fallout 4!
Good games, or bad games, it doesn't really matter.
You're all just slaves, to my hypnotic blather.
As I convince you of your purchase, you know you'll have no choice.
But to buy all of it's add-ons, when you hear this booming voice!
Oh! I'm your friend Todd howard! And They all know my name!
(He's our friend Todd Howard! And we all bought his game!)
And so for me it's quite easy 'to somehow sell more than Destiny!
Yes I'm your friend Todd howard! And I'm here to sell Fallout 4!
Todd: +10 Charisma: You see, I too have plans for the industry.
And now that I've established who's in charge. Get to work!
Gamers used to pick on me because the times were dire
But something very strange occured and Skyrim sold like fire!
The sum of funds around me quickly fell into my lap
And it was then with wicked glee I milked out every sap!
I'm your friend Todd howard!
Oh! I'm your friend Todd howard! They all know my name!
(He's our friend Todd Howard! And we all bought his game!)
I'm your friend Todd howard, Pre-order it now!
(He's our friend Todd Howard, and we must milk this cash Cow!)
Extra voices as DLC, Brilliant!
