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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:22:04 No.314755591 View Reply Report Delete

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>best healer in the server
>no a single "Thanks"

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:24:59 No.314755874 Report Delete

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>>314755591
>thanked for doing your job

No one thanks DPS or tanks either

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:25:57 No.314755979 Report Delete

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>>314755591
>thinking you're more important than the rest of the team

you're not special

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:27:43 No.314756153 Report Delete

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Something something something healslut something

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:27:54 No.314756175 Report Delete

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>>314755874
I thank DPS / tanks when they save my flimsy healer life from certain death by the hands of a foe that I have no hope of defeating myself. Hmm, now that I think about it, I wouldn't be thanking them if they killed the bad guys so well that they never get to me. Hey, OP >>314755591 I think that being too good a healer means no one is thankful. You need to be a worse healer. Let them get to where they can feel death creeping upon them, and then heal them. It'll be more impactful, albeit worse for your team.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:29:29 No.314756343 Report Delete

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>>314755591
in game like in life you'll always get way more "please" than "thanks", deal with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:35:31 No.314756908 Report Delete

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>>314756175
This. All anyone sees from a healer is whether or not they're dying, and any retard could pull that off with barely any effort. You could be the tryhardiest tryhard in the world but nobody you're accomplishing the same job as some slacker who puts bare minimum work into learning his class.

>best healer in the server
Literally nobody even knows. You're just another healer no matter how well you do.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:37:09 No.314757082 Report Delete

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>be a good teammate first and foremost
>picking up slack, being friendly and having fun
>happen to be a good healer because I'm not bad at videogames
>mostly everyone is thankful for my help
>I didn't even expect them to be

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:42:56 No.314757648 Report Delete

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>>314755591
>condescending to grace filthy dps with your heals

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:44:11 No.314757778 Report Delete

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>best healer

What does this mean?
That you are the best at servicing cocks and getting off manly tanks and dps? Is there some event every month or year where all healers on a server gather to find out who's the "best" at "healing"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:48:50 No.314758257 Report Delete

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>>314757778
Maybe highest healing/least overhealing in his guild, which has cleared the most end-game content on his server.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:00:30 No.314759495 Report Delete

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>tfw getting maximum amount of commendations in every 4-man or 8-man dungeon in FFXIV as a scholar

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:05:02 No.314759962 Report Delete

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>Playing Healer
>At boss in raid
>Tank taking an anal pounding from the boss like a good little slut
>Suddenly mobs spawn
>Tank bursts into tears "its too much" he sobbs pitifully "they will split me in half" as tears and snot runs down his face
>His tears arouse me, i flip a copper into the croud of gibbering DPS peons
>They start to squable and scramble to grab the copper, like a flock of pigeons fighting over breadcrumbs.
>One plucky DPS finally emerges, clutching his newfound wealth, he knows what to do.
>I unzip my huge manhood, at first i see a glimmer of fear in his eyes but he quickly gets to work, sucking as if his life depends on it (it does)
>"Enough" my majestic voice booms like thunder.
>I push the DPS filth to the ground and aim my throbbing erection towards the Tank who is now hardy conscious
>"Let there be light" The sheer grandeur of my voice causes the Boss to momentarily pause
>I shoot my Divine Healing Cum all over the face of the tank
>"T-t-t-t-t-thank you Master" the Tank whimpers as he slurps and gobbles up my life giving jiz
mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:20:12 No.314761375 Report Delete

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Question which game makes healing challenging

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:21:31 No.314761491 Report Delete

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>>314755591
>he wants thanks for doing his job
Shut up, heal and buff me, faggot.

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Now Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:23:04 No.314761656 Report Delete

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Here's an idea - why don't we all thank each other for being helpful and doing a good job?

Not even kidding, go full Kingdom Hearts sunshine & rainbows and I guarantee that you'll have better teamwork in the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:24:01 No.314761752 Report Delete

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>>314755591
>choosing the bitch role
>expecting any sort of gratitude

Yeah thanks for being our bitch, LMAO.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:25:38 No.314761914 Report Delete

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RELEASE THE HEALSLUTS

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:30:52 No.314762416 Report Delete

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>>314761914
Healsluts are the miracle of mmos

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:39:23 No.314763201 Report Delete

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>>314762416
Pretty much.
I fucking love having a pocket bitch-boy wherever i play something online.

It actually helps me deal with the fact that most people fear me. Like, ffuck man, fighting is my job, of course i'm going to end up looking like a tough ugly motherfucker, i do not mean harm, Jeez. It pisses me off, since i always try to be nice to people, only to have them give me "those" looks

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:40:17 No.314763281 Report Delete

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>>314755591

>best DPS on the server
>heal doesn't come to my house and literally fellate me every time I kill a mob

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:41:19 No.314763357 Report Delete

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>>314755591
"Thanks" isn't an appropiate response for doing your task. "Good job" and the like are better ways to encourage your comrades.

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Now Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:44:21 No.314763589 Report Delete

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>>314763201
Man, just approach someone, see if you hit it off and if you can find somebody it works with, have them hang off your arm when you're nervous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:44:28 No.314763593 Report Delete

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>>314761914
>>314762416
>>314763201
What if you're a healdom? There's few tanksluts to abuse but I can dream

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:47:52 No.314763882 Report Delete

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Supports don't get recognition because it's the easiest job. You don't thank your teammates for fulfilling their roles, so why should support get special treatment?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:48:28 No.314763934 Report Delete

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>>314762416
>start fapping to traps just weeks ago
>doing it more often
>that doujin

Stop making me more gay than I already am.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:50:29 No.314764103 Report Delete

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>>314763593
It really depends on your definition of domination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:51:23 No.314764180 Report Delete

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>>314763882
>LoL
>ADC not being the most retardedly easy role

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:51:26 No.314764184 Report Delete

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>>314763882
Because of noobs like you there are so few people that play as support.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:51:58 No.314764226 Report Delete

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>>314755591
Do you thank anyone else for simply playing their role, fuck tard?

Last night in wow, the fucking tank died for being one of those autist zerg idiots charging into multiple groups.

Guess who picked up tanking mobs? My fucking hunter pet. My pet and the dps kept the healer alive and did he thank us? NOPE. Do I give a shit? NOPE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:52:33 No.314764270 Report Delete

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>>314763882
Because of noobs like you nobody wants to play as support.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:53:25 No.314764341 Report Delete

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>>314763934
Lmao bruh just don't end up being the trap.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:53:38 No.314764353 Report Delete

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>>314755591
>Heroic Nexus (WotLK)
>blood elf healer
>Keristrasza
>crit-healing for 12k almost constantly
>War Mace of Unrequited Love drops
>been trying to get it for weeks
>roll on the mace
>Party leader keeps it and disconnects

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:54:04 No.314764386 Report Delete

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>>314764184
>>314764270
>samefagging

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:54:47 No.314764453 Report Delete

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>>314764180

>last hitting while being in good position and having map awareness
>knowing when to fight and when to retreat when your tank engages
>avoiding skillshots and attacks while having no sustain or escape

there is no room for error for ADC

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:55:25 No.314764515 Report Delete

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>>314763934
you're already gay my friend. Just accept it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:55:48 No.314764549 Report Delete

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>>314757778
It means he's fast at clicking character portraits and spaming the 1 and 2 keys over and over again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:57:26 No.314764720 Report Delete

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Any healsluts on Cactuar lookin for an ass fucking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:58:17 No.314764802 Report Delete

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>>314762416
Literally the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:59:07 No.314764881 Report Delete

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>tfw ur not a cute fucboi

At least I have a big dick I guess ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:59:43 No.314764936 Report Delete

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>>314764453
>last hitting while being in good position
Your only real job.

>having map awareness
Thanks to the support, shared with every other role.

>knowing when to fight and when to retreat when your tank engages
In other words, knowing that rushing like a fucking retard to the enemies just to get raped is a bad idea (a.k.a. common sense) and your place is behind the meat shield..

>avoiding skillshots and attacks while having no sustain or escape
Like every other role in the game, except with the bonus of having one babysitting you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:01:02 No.314765043 Report Delete

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>>314755874
>implying DPS are important at all and arent just there to save everyone a little time

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:02:16 No.314765159 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>314765720

>TFW no good MMO's to healslut on anymore
>TFW when you miss being bullied and told to heal like the slut you are
>TFW you miss the tank who use treat you like his pet/slave forcing you to always be at his side playing the game and forcing you to erp him

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:02:40 No.314765205 Report Delete

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>play healer when I'm not tank
>not a sissy or a fuccboi
>tfw no beaten up DPS begging to suck my dick in exchange for heals

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:03:58 No.314765326 Report Delete

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>>314757082
>mfw im the one who calls you a cunt

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:06:51 No.314765606 Report Delete

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Healers are boring as hell dude i never thank my healer because i know how easy their job is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:07:57 No.314765720 Report Delete

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>>314765159
This is a meme and never actually happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:09:24 No.314765849 Report Delete

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>>314763934
Don't worry, you're fine only if you fap to 2D.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:11:07 No.314766003 Report Delete

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which game has the highest skillceilng support?

All support does in City of Heroes faceroll their keyboard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:11:22 No.314766018 Report Delete

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>>314765720
>Literally described my experienced on a vanilla WoW private server when I was 15

wut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:16:01 No.314766452 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>314767217 >>314767475

I really like playing healers and supportive characters in MMOs but I just can't be bothered to maintain a sub to any MMO these days.

FFXIV is pretty fun from what I've played of it on a trial, but I just can't really justify paying $13-15 a month these days with the minimal time I have to play anything and the amount of other games I have in my backlog to work throuhg.

>>314762416
This but being biologically female is basically my dream body.

>tfw medical science will never advance far enough in my lifetime to make it a reality ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:16:24 No.314766482 Report Delete

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>>314761491
no

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:18:33 No.314766691 Report Delete

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>Play support/DPS in MH4U
>tfw sacrificing yourself to heal someone else
>tfw nobody brings lifepowder and you run out of herbs/potions to make extra heal shots
>tfw being credit2team with paralysis, poison, KO, exhaust and sleep shots

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:20:21 No.314766863 Report Delete

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>there are people ITT who don't play healer and withold heals to establish a position of dominance in groups

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:20:45 No.314766906 Report Delete

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>>314766018
Good job man that's the gayest shit ever.
>Virtually being force to suck pixel cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:21:36 No.314766982 Report Delete

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>>314755591
>Best medic in the match
>Everyone is pissed off I don't heal exactly how they want me to
>Best medic and best DPS
>Vote kick started because I'm not "sticking to my class roles"

You cant win with these fucks.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:21:48 No.314767000 Report Delete

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>Healers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:21:52 No.314767005 Report Delete

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>>314755591
Thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:24:06 No.314767217 Report Delete

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>>314766452
>This but being biologically female is basically my dream body

Do you want to be like that or do you want to tap something like that? I don't think medical science can make anime real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:24:16 No.314767229 Report Delete

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>>314766906
And I loved every minute of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:24:28 No.314767248 Report Delete

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>>314755591
>tfw was forced into a healing/support role due to lots of nerfs and change to my favorite class
>Hate every second of it

Th-Thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:25:51 No.314767387 Report Delete

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>>314767248
wat gaem

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:26:45 No.314767454 Report Delete

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Try doing something that's worth thanking, like being a fireman, policeman, a doctor, or joining the marines.

You're just a fat, sweaty pedophile that's there because a pug just happened to "need" you to get their shitty pauldron drops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:26:54 No.314767465 Report Delete

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>>314767387
Doofus

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:26:57 No.314767475 Report Delete

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>>314766452
Same tbh. I wish I could have babies.

Eh, I guess shooting things with ye olde cum cannon is just as good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:30:08 No.314767796 Report Delete

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>>314767217
I want to be like that. Obviously not literal animu made flesh, but that general sort of tomboy-ish look/style.

Theoretically it'd be easy enough to cross dress or something but it's just not the same, especially since I have a fairly deep voice and am generally unattractive by either gender's standards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:30:11 No.314767807 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>314768141

>Heal the DPS
>He thanks me
>That makes me feel awkward

Why this keeps happening?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:33:48 No.314768141 Report Delete

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>>314767807
Because you can't process basic politeness.

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