>For only the price of 3 cups of coffee you can purchase our game. It's a roguelike retro metroidvania platformer where you play as a GIRL with PURPLE HAIR in the ARMY (that's right sheeple). Take full advantage of the original gameplay mechanics, including buy not limited to; controlling the flow of time, using your dead bodies from failed attempts as stepping stones so you can walk over spikes and changing the level by swapping between the real world and the DREAM WORLD.
>Beyond that, experience the deep engaging narrative of a young trans woman who joins the army to sell painting on the battlefield so xe can pay for xer media college courses, kale shakes and Depeche Mode vinyls. FUCK YOU DAD.
>We aren't doing this with 3D models or environments because that's what the SUITS do at their "AAA" studios, not because we only know how to use RPGmaker
>Here are links to our indiegogo page, our kickstarter page, our paypal acount, our steam greenlight page, and I'll be under the bridge near the Starbucks if anyone just wants to, like, fucking give me money.
