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condoms are instant boner killers for me i just can't feel anything with it on them i end up getting soft and all these girls think i have some kind of erection dysfunction well i fucking don't shut the fuck up you sound like my fucking mom

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:15:19 No.314810671 Report Delete

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>>314810595
What's your mom's phone number? I get off to older women humiliating me and my dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:15:49 No.314810698 Report Delete

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>>314810595

Bruh, we might have the same penis then!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:34:59 No.314811635 Report Delete

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>>314810595
What's the matter? Can't get it up for the only woman who could grant you the gift of life?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:37:54 No.314811791 Report Delete

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>>314810595
>can't feel anything
Either little dick/huge vagina, or you suck at sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:38:32 No.314811829 Report Delete

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>>314809772
Does sperm even live that long outside the body?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:39:37 No.314811875 Report Delete

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>>314810264
>vegetable protein
enjoy your no amino acids fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:40:34 No.314811945 Report Delete

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>>314811829
if they're quick enough, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:42:20 No.314812035 Report Delete

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>>314811875
there is no protein in the world that doesn´t contain amino acids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:42:53 No.314812061 Report Delete

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>>314810595
>and all these girls think i have some kind of erection dysfunction

I've got bad news son...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:43:31 No.314812090 Report Delete

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>>314812035
just sayin' that it's not a complete protein

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:44:39 No.314812148 Report Delete

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>>314811829
I learned in school that they last for at least 3 days outside the body

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:45:17 No.314812180 Report Delete

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At least you're not me. I hump furniture. Tables, chairs, all goes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:46:07 No.314812230 Report Delete

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>>314811829
Women actually do this, so it must survive for a short while (long enough for the man to leave the room/leave the building and the woman to 'use' it).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:47:18 No.314812293 Report Delete

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>>314811875
>protein
>no amino acids
>he doesn't fucking know that amino acids make up polypeptides, which form chains to create proteins

holy shit what the fuck this is high school shit

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:49:22 No.314812385 Report Delete

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>>314809208
you're not supposed to jizz in the toilet?
Do I have one trillion bastards now or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:49:27 No.314812392 Report Delete

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>>314810539
Shin Megami Tensei?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:50:24 No.314812447 Report Delete

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>>314812385
You're not supposed to throw rubber objects into the toilet because you'll clog your fucking pipes is all it's saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:51:28 No.314812504 Report Delete

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>>314809208
The condoms never seem to fit correctly for me, they don't fit past the first half and are too tight. Is that normal? Due to moving states I missed the "condom on the banana" thing and my first gf used the pill so I'm still not sure what to do.

7.5in dick and I'm using what I assume are "normal" condoms. Do I need to move up a size or are they meant to be that tight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:53:32 No.314812598 Report Delete

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>>314812385
they clog the fuck out of the waste water pumps, and some sorry bastard has to clean them out. (me)

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:54:08 No.314812629 Report Delete

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>>314811875
>unironically eating acid

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:55:11 No.314812694 Report Delete

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>>314812598
What about shower drains?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:56:38 No.314812759 Report Delete

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>>314812694
All used water in a building ends up in the same place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:57:00 No.314812780 Report Delete

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>>314810539
Fable 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:57:38 No.314812806 Report Delete

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>>314812694
i swear to fucking god annon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:57:44 No.314812814 Report Delete

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>>314810349
When I was a care worker for old people with catheters we did this all the time to piss off the bin men

Good times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:58:09 No.314812832 Report Delete

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>>314810595
Get thin condoms that fixed it for me. Also stop fapping so much. That also helps alot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:58:47 No.314812853 Report Delete

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>>314810381
She just has to see you put it on, you can slip it off before putting it in and then claim it broke or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:58:49 No.314812856 Report Delete

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>>314812598
Keep up the good work, Mario.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:00:01 No.314812907 Report Delete

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>>314811635
>i will read this later

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:00:14 No.314812915 Report Delete

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>>314810595
>you sound like my fucking mom
Get your mom out of the fucking bedroom if she's getting all controlling

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:10:07 No.314813365 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>314813593 >>314814089

>>314809208
Reminds me of THAT guy who always had a condom in his wallet in highschool. The same one

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:13:15 No.314813491 Report Delete

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>not just catching the cum in your foreskin and dumping it out on the toilet
Don't tell me you let the jews mutilate you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:15:48 No.314813593 Report Delete

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>>314813365
Reminds me of that time when I was raised by a family that was like, totally fucking against sex before marriage, and condoms would send you to hell if you used them, but that didn't stop me from buying a box of them back in high school, hiding them in my underwear, getting home when no one arrived, jerk off with the condoms and then wait till school time so I could get rid of them in one of the dumpsters

ugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:25:44 No.314814089 Report Delete

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>>314813365
reminds me of the one time in my life i had an active gf and so always kept condoms in my bag in case i went over to hers but she broke up with me pretty quick and so they stayed in my bag so long the packaging opened and i had a bunch of loose condoms rolling around in my schoolbag

tfw i haven't needed to use one since and sometimes I'll fap into one just to feel something different

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:37:31 No.314814675 Report Delete

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>>314811635
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