[26 / 5 / ?]
Quoted By: >>314851285 >>314851513 >>314851618 >>314853446 >>314854365 >>314855898 >>314857338 >>314858662
Can we talk about what is happening with Nintendo? I know this is just going to invite shitposting and lazy trolling, but god dammit I used to love Nintendo. I just wish I knew what the fuck they were thinking lately.
>Mass consumer confusion when 3DS launches due to the similar name with DS
>Do the same fucking thing less than a year later with Wii U
>Wii U has absolutely abysmal hardware and is overpriced thanks to a tablet nobody asked for
>No open 3D Mario
>No Metroid
>Zelda U delayed into 2016
>Star Fox U looks like shit
>Sticker Star was the biggest let down of all time
>Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam is literally just Sticker Star and Dream Team assets mashed together into one game, no story, same shitty mechanics that ruined Paper Jam
>Mario spin-offs have gotten lazier to the point they literally cut half the rosters at times and reuse old CGs / artwork from older games
>Nintendo hops on the DLC train and ends up being worse than the competition with their proprietary limited amiibos and retailer exclusives
>New Animal Crossing games are just AC minus everything except the interior decorating and a Mario Party knockoff
>Mario Party is complete shit since 3DS introduced vehicle garbage
>Mario Maker had retarded time-lock system and the main game is missing basic features and items
>Splatoon had an asinine post-release content plan based on arbitrary time limits
>Nintendo is now focusing on mobile and they STILL couldn't fucking get even a single MOBILE game released on time and had to delay even that into 2016
>NoA / NoE are being incompetent and censoring shit out the ass, doing crappy translation jobs, and fucking over many releases. NoJ literally doesn't care, so oversea fans have to deal with their shit regional teams.
I'm sure I could think of a hundred other problems with Nintendo right now, but seriously, how have they gone THIS far off base with their hardware, their fans, and so many of their franchises?
>Mass consumer confusion when 3DS launches due to the similar name with DS
>Do the same fucking thing less than a year later with Wii U
>Wii U has absolutely abysmal hardware and is overpriced thanks to a tablet nobody asked for
>No open 3D Mario
>No Metroid
>Zelda U delayed into 2016
>Star Fox U looks like shit
>Sticker Star was the biggest let down of all time
>Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam is literally just Sticker Star and Dream Team assets mashed together into one game, no story, same shitty mechanics that ruined Paper Jam
>Mario spin-offs have gotten lazier to the point they literally cut half the rosters at times and reuse old CGs / artwork from older games
>Nintendo hops on the DLC train and ends up being worse than the competition with their proprietary limited amiibos and retailer exclusives
>New Animal Crossing games are just AC minus everything except the interior decorating and a Mario Party knockoff
>Mario Party is complete shit since 3DS introduced vehicle garbage
>Mario Maker had retarded time-lock system and the main game is missing basic features and items
>Splatoon had an asinine post-release content plan based on arbitrary time limits
>Nintendo is now focusing on mobile and they STILL couldn't fucking get even a single MOBILE game released on time and had to delay even that into 2016
>NoA / NoE are being incompetent and censoring shit out the ass, doing crappy translation jobs, and fucking over many releases. NoJ literally doesn't care, so oversea fans have to deal with their shit regional teams.
I'm sure I could think of a hundred other problems with Nintendo right now, but seriously, how have they gone THIS far off base with their hardware, their fans, and so many of their franchises?
