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Welp, here you go, /v/
I give you the single most difficult enemy in all of vidya
I'm not talking about the Mario Galaxy Hammer Bros
I'm not even talking about the Mario RPG Hammer Bros
I'm talking about SMB1 Hammer Bros from 8-3

Let's do a quick checklist, ok?
>hitboxes the size of fucking Jupiter CHECK
>nigh-random pattern of attacks and jumping CHECK
>can phase through the middle level of blocks whenever it wants to with no warning CHECK
>impervious to attack above or below unless you use a block/fireballs CHECK
>come in pairs meaning every one of their advantages is doubled CHECK

Sorry, but fuck SMB1. These guys literally ruin the fucking game, and so close to the end makes it even worse. I dont fucking care if I'm "salty" or if I should "git gud"
Why should I bother to control myself when I'm faced with actual cheating enemies?