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What a shitty general.
Anonymous
Reposting.
>>120007979 So, nobody knows why I can't store this thing?
Anonymous
>>120008983 #I mean the original group of PS3fags and the dudes that came afterwards. Do any of them still play on PS4 or not?
>tfw moved onto Destiny and lost contact with all my /gtag/ friends There is no worst feel.
Anonymous
>>120009002 we gettin comfy already nigga?
Anonymous
>beater voodoo's upper and lower halves can be painted different colors >lowrider voodoo only allows one color for the whole body lame
Anonymous
Could i be added? SC: RicktusErectus
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>>120009435 Stop being so entitled.
Anonymous
>>120009339 shiiiiiieeeeet
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
Anonymous
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>>120009435 Meanwhile, moonbeam lets you use two, but it looks like garbage if they're not both the same color
I hate rockstar sometimes
A lot of the time
Most of the time
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>120009673 Are people playing currently Anonymous
Any cheaters online? I don't have any money, any modded session up? pls respond
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>>120009317 Because you're a fag.
Anonymous
>>120009626 You still play on PS4? I remember I did the Pacific Standard heist once with you, a30mm and Caesar and I kept fucking up and we said "fuck it" and left it. Caesar hasn't been on in ages I think and I may have accidentally deleted you in a friend's list cleanup.
Anonymous
>>120009673 Anyone on PS4 now?
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
>>120009802 Ive been here since ps3 and never really gone anywhere
Anonymous
>>120009763 Yop.
>>120009839 Sorry m8, don't own a CG Console.
Anonymous
>>120010021 Mind if I add you? I remember you being extremely secretive and exclusive when it came to someone adding you. Also any other /gtag/ friends, new or old, on PS4, make yourselves known. I'm gonna put Destiny down for a bit and play GTAO more often.
Fuck, I might even grind Rooftop Rumble while watching old DomisLive videos to have old /gtag/ feels ;;
Anonymous
>>120010197 nice secret private session, such crew this is..
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When is that BMX gangbanger lobby going to go down?
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>>120010197 I forgot to delete link after hitting for a quick reply, wasnt asking you specifically, its been a long day.
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
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>>120010318 I have no idea who you are lol do what you want. The only reason I stopped using the psn is because noone was around to play with
Anonymous
>>120009002 who /finishheist/ here?
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>>120010391 Add me as a friend and join the session.
>>120010450 k
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>>120010391 >Ask for invite >Get invite WOW
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>>120010391 Play retarded all you want, fam.
>>119994775 Anonymous
all that shit for a pendrive bitch you can buy ten of them for a dollar like what the fuck
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>tfw no callmeqt314 gf
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>>120010952 i have to admit, thats a pretty
bitchin top hat
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How the fuck do I meet cheaters online? I used to have one per session but now they seem pretty rare, fuck if I'll do any more heists
Anonymous
>Spend a million on a lowrider >Instantly feel empty inside Buyer's remorse update.
Anonymous
anyone has a pimped out Moonbeam with the dashboard, does it display radio tracks or stations or just static image? dont want to waste 50k.
Anonymous
>>120011191 >was saving for Hydra >lowriders update comes out >half my savings are gone thanks Rockstar, fucking thanks
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
Anonymous
>>120011253 Shows the station, not sure about the second dashboard and I am too lazy to go find out.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>120011457 I'm just pissed it's an online-only update. I would have never spent the money if I could have previewed the customization options in single player.
Hydraulics control like dogshit, too.
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>>120012003 I can't stand that huge, static texture on my dashboard so I can't use that damn interior
Shit sucks
FIRST PERSON LOBBIES WHEN?
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>>120012003 thanks, will probably keep 4 speaker design, dashboard trim seems too empty for my taste
Anonymous
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>>120010624 Feels good man
Anonymous
are we going to have a lowrider car show any time soon :)
Anonymous
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>>120012075 mods for SP garage are out, checkout gta series videos on youtube
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>>120012075 Why the fuck didn't they just map it to numpad for PC?
Or at least give us the option to manually map it there ourselves
Anonymous
Just a reminder that you all will NEVER be on my level.>inb4 hacks i just out skill people.
Anonymous
>>120012984 I do not believe you
Anonymous
>>120012984 With hydras and insurgents? Yeah, a lot of skills.
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>>120013193 >>120013240 sniper on barn roof
death-match
they just keep lining up, every time.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>120012984 I usually get mvp on deathmatches, most people are just bad at this game
but 26 k/d ratio is quite the number
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>>120013520 yea, im guessing you also play cs:go and or batt-4
. once you play those games enough , the shooting mechanics with 3rd person view makes gtav just too easy to pop heads.
Anonymous
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>>120013450 Gun is best teammate.
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>>120013520 gta guns have close to no spread or patterns just point and click hitscan for most of them, hilariously easy to use
Anonymous
So I went into singleplayer and spawned the halloween Hearse (which for some reason is a muscle car now?) When I turned it on, I saw what looked like fog in front of my headlights, and though "shit, is this a thing? that's amazing", but after I told my friend about this on the other monitor, the smoke was gone Has anyone else checked the thing out and seen the same? Was it just a bug on my end? If it's not a bug, does anyone know what conditions need to be met to see it?
Anonymous
>>120014524 it was all in your head.
>2spooky4me Anonymous
>>120014641 Damnit
I could have fucking sworn I saw it, too, and it would be so good if it was real.
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ready for snow
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
>>120015020 its probably something to do with teh weather effects that will be present during halloween. like christmas i think given all the content weve seen they are going to go hard
Anonymous
>>120015125 i'd love it if all the pedestrians were zombies
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
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>>120015234 nope. were getting a zombie horde mode thing. so its probably that. but they could easily force night and fog on all day halloween
Anonymous
Anonymous
Requesting the crew invite jumpedshark
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>>120015431 >ClimaxFX >Yan you're the best >he only tweeted information man fuck these kids
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>tfw have completed all of Lamars missions and 4 heists in a row including setups with a group of randoms every time and only 1 or 2 fails in the whole run Did the shitters all get bored and move on or am I lucky?
Anonymous
invite plox? SC:grovestreet-home
Anonymous
Anonymous
Threadly reminder that kicking someone just because derick doesn't like them is retarded and you shouldn't be in a position of authority if you're going to abuse it like that tbh.
Anonymous
>>120018405 remove derick tbh he got rid of pixel and now kurugii
Anonymous
>>120018731 >he got rid of pixel and now kurugii and this is a bad thing why?
Anonymous
>>120018731 Reminder that Pixle left on his own and if he request back in the crew I will accept it right away.
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>>120018731 >caring about namefags I don't get you
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>>120018731 literally who?
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>>120018731 Pixle left of his own accord, and Derrick is just rectally ravaged that Kkkurugii called him
a nigger Anonymous
Anonymous
Just get Bisons and chill instead of this drama over nothing. No need to fight when you are comfy.
Anonymous
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>>120019794 will each bison be worth 5 British pounds?
Anonymous
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What's that? This lobby is already full? Well thank you for not letting me know beforehand I guess I'll just have to accept and wait for the map to load. AGAIN.
Anonymous
is the /gtag/ crew a cuck crew?
Anonymous
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reminder that if a nigga got a problem with the nigga with the llama if the nigga got a problem shoot a nigga in his dick
Anonymous
how is higgus still in the crew?
Anonymous
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>>120023259 How is anyone still in the crew?
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>lesbian wedding >apartment party >stripclub party this some fun shit. You done well GTAG
Anonymous
>>120023259 He hasn't killed derick so they don't care
Anonymous
>>120023259 literally who?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>120024332 Implying I am black.
Freemooz or G3NTOO, this is why I said KoS.
Anonymous
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>>120024332 Also in 8chn crew
Anonymous
>>120024332 >blater literally who?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>120024332 Why is he still leader tbh
Anonymous
>finally get 4th property >will immediately lose 2 slots forever for the Halloween vehicles Fuck. I'd like the concept of limited edition vehicles more if our space to store them wasn't so limited
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>120025707 >4th property did that come in the last update? been gone since May...
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>>120025882 Yea a week ago. Starting in September updates became PC/PS4/Bone exclusive so if you are on dedgen you are sol
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>120024928 is this guy the living embodiement of a meme?
Anonymous
>when she gives you the bed eyes
Anonymous
>>120026575 you look a little nervous tbh
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>>120026575 what's wrong with it's head
Anonymous
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>>120026564 I think he does it for the attention. You know how if a kid does something funny and you laugh he'll keep doing it over and over to make you laugh? We all gave blater attention when he was memeing and now like a child he continues to do it for the attention. He's unable to see that it is no longer funny.
Anonymous
>>120025707 How do you lose 2 slots by buying a new property? Don't you gain 10?
Anonymous
>>120027785 He loses 2 because they are instant reserved for the halloween vehicles
Anonymous
>>120027935 is it confirmed that there are halloween vehicles somewhere?
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>>120027935 Ohh I see now. That's some autism shit right there, hanging onto vehicles that you probably don't even like just because they limited, but it's autism I feel.
Anonymous
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>>120028004 You can literally spawn them
Anonymous
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Where can I get this game for PC at a discount?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>120028494 are you supposed to be gay santa or something
its fucking october at least wait 2 months
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>120028729 >2 months >doesnt know its literally xmas starting Nov. 1st 12am Anonymous
>>120028004 Halloween DLC is already predownloaded into the game files along with Lowrider DLC, Rockstar just unlocks it when is Halloween.
This makes it possible for hackers to spawn these Halloween cars with modmenus.
Is it confirmed though that these are limited time only vehicles?
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>>120028592 CD-key shops. Bought mine at release with half price and got all the pre-order stuff though it was already out.
Anonymous
>>120028885 >>120028729 Is there a holiday DLC also hidden in the game files?
Anonymous
>>120029208 >1.2mil for both of them not upgraded People have the nerve to say Rockstar doesn't push sharkcards
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>>120029460 as in past DLC?
Anonymous
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>>120029460 its been there since april you need tunables to acess them
Anonymous
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>>120023937 that one faggot child that always starts shit and throws temper tantrums
Anonymous
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>>120029560 How much are the Saturday hats?
Anonymous
PC: widely
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>>120009771 Add me fam and I'll give you some money.
Anonymous
Is the rebate just for apartments, or for garages, too?
Anonymous
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>>120028592 33% off currently on GMG, social club version only though.
Anonymous
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>>120030809 wait what
why is it snowing
IS SNOW IN
Anonymous
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>>120009435 Primo & Buccaneer have the same problem.
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>>120031451 We'll find out soon. They didn't say.
Anonymous
>>120029208 What's their game file names? My menu doesn't have them.
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>>120031630 you are a cuck
Anonymous
Did the last update remove the Pacistan apartment trick?
Anonymous
Anonymous
whos the shitter going around just blowing up the lowriders and leaving the other personal vehicles untouched. literally toddler mode.
Anonymous
>>120035420 Lol sounds funny
Anonymous
>>120035589 I was just curious, just seems like a poorfag throwing a tantrum because he cant afford it. kek.
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>>120032742 gotta type them in:
Lurcher
btype2
Anonymous
>Playing heists and missions >Join lobbies >roleplay as a Brazilian >More than half the time, I get kicked or the host leaves hue
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>>120035673 Maybe it's just derick mad that we're appropriating his culture (or lack thereof).
Anonymous
>>120035725 So technically you aren't actually playing then are you, cause you never get anything done...
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Just got V for PC, may I join the crew? SC: cbond7
Anonymous
>>120032742 Their hashes are
VEHICLE_LURCHER = 0x7B47A6A7
VEHICLE_BTYPE2 = 0xCE6B35A4
Fun fact: when you upgrade to a lowrider you're getting an entirely different car.
For example there is the chino and the chino2
Anonymous
>>120035864 The less-than half time that I dont get kicked, they usually ask if I speak english, which is when I tell them I'm just fucking around
Anonymous
Anonymous
So does anyone play heists or missions still? Or does everyone just mess around in freelobbies?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
What is the most effective method of grinding for money?
Anonymous
>>120038224 pacistan or funbux
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>>120036227 This is displayed on the Social Club page too
Anonymous
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
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the relay racing new? its fucking sick! can you make custom ones?
Anonymous
>>120038441 I honestly have no idea what either of those are.
I just dont know what has changed over all the patches, I need a 4th Garage.. i doubt grinding rooftop rumble, mixed up the coke, or 45sec Violent Duct runs are productive anymore with all the patching thats gone on.
Anonymous
>>120039279 Pacific standard heist or have a hacker drop money
Anonymous
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im going to put my iPhone in my butt
Anonymous
Anyone down to heist on PS4
Anonymous
Anonymous
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can any hackers spawn me money please on PC
PC: widely
Anonymous
>>120039997 1 spot left were doing A series
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>>120041439 Just got home.
I'll be in fam, I'm friends with Robo.
Anonymous
>>120039424 just bought the Progen. i dont have enough to start the heist. Tho even if i did, it would likely take 2+ hours of scrubs driving motorcycles into walls.
if i were to do Normal Missions, which missions are good? or is that something no one knows? $/sec
PC: V.Monroe
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>>120041183 I added you too fam.
I am currently broke with only 4k left.
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Add me in fam Social club name Lmaolikeacow. just sent a request
Anonymous
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>>120041965 you could grind titan of a job or some shit.
Or you could ask anyone in crew to host a heist for you.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Is the Brawler the best vehicle for off road races? It seems like on tracks that are mostly off pavement it leaves the Sanchez in the dust.
Anonymous
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>>120044483 It seems like the slowed driving on dirt effect is much less prevalent on the Brawler. It also seems like Brawler drivers make it a point to ram Sanchez riders immediately
It definitely competitive but I wouldn't say the best, mainly because of the shit tier braking
Anonymous
Anonymous
Reposting with 5 member stronk. Anyone else still want in the PS4 /gtag/ community?
Anonymous
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>Grinded to 1.5mil for halloween I hope it doesn't have more cars that Rockstar has withheld
PC: widely
nobody cares about your shitty screenshots Blater.
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sorry internet d/c
Anonymous
>Doing PB - Station as Carjacker >everything goes fine, deliver the car without any problems >just waiting for cop crew to deliver their shit >start beating up the car thats left for you at the end while we wait >guy whos with me is like level 8 >he does one last punch and it explodes >he immediately leaves out of shame I'm not even mad that was hilarious
PC: widely
Anonymous
>>120045121 >>120045675 >samefagging, not even changing your name Embarrassing, tbh fam.
PC: widely
>>120045837 >being this new Anonymous
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>>120045356 >mfw Cop team takes longer than Casco team I see this way too often and I just don't get it. Cop team is maximum ezmode.
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>check thread >le ebonics maymays >widely pixel was right
Anonymous
Friendly reminder Minty dindu nuffin
Anonymous
Anonymous
Where is my los santos hat?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>120045121 smh
>>120044390 Blater pls refrain from engaging on photography as a career to support yourself.
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>>120046164 Except he did.
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>>120046641 Don;t criticize me with that HUD, fggt.
Anonymous
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>>120046164 >old gtag >kurugii >pixelfox >higgus >shitting up threads but he a good boi he go inna church and turn he life 'round
Anonymous
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>>120047056 >pixelfox >broof Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
there are people in this thread who never got to worship ludiko
Anonymous
>>120047174 literally who?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Just got prompted for a 400mb update No way are we getting Halloween stuff before the 27th amirite?
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>>120047329 The halloween content is already in the game fam.
Anonymous
>all these cheaters including crew >not one bag drop is it patched or are we just cucking each other up
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>>120047734 Dropping money bags gets you banned. You gotta make NPCs drop the bags now :^)
Anonymous
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>>120047734 People still do it, they just don't like to advertise it because lurkers can report them, join any crew session and don't be an annoying faggot begging for money, eventually you'll find someone willing to help.
Anonymous
>>120047734 also apparently you can now get banned just for picking up money.
I'm avoiding all the risks so I don't get cucked out of the halloween stuff
Anonymous
>>120048436 >apparently I was in the same session as the guy in this screenshot last night
>>12004789 (Dead) , I got 2 mill and didn't get banned. Not sure what Vonzip did but you don't get banned for picking up cash, they just take it from you if you leave it sitting in your bank instead of spending it on shit.
Anonymous
Why is GTAO such garbage now? Any fucking job I try to play is some custom made cluster fuck filled with obstacle courses and a bunch of un-fun bullshit to try and "parkour" over to get to a gun and the spawn point is just one big ass open area to get fucking spawn camped by people who successfuly "parkoured" and got guns. Fuck this game. It's complete and utter shit now. I don't want to play these faggy custom jobs anymore. Every single one has been utter shit.
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>>120048609 I'm just avoiding all the risks of not being able to get me some spookywagon, even if they're minimal.
Anonymous
>>120048698 >custom jobs not even once.
Anonymous
>>120048896 I'm just doing Quick Matches and all that ever shows up is custom jobs. Should I not be doing Quick Match?
Anonymous
>>120048698 but I love deathmatch since custom maps were a thing who doesnt like XxXW33DL0RD420AUTISMGAMERHD@YOUTUBEXxX PRESENTS F4$T RP+$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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>>120048947 "9000000000000$ GLITCH/HACK IF EVERYONE OBIDES BY THE RULES"
Yeah fuck this shit. This isn't fun.
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>>120048938 >Quick Matches Don't do that to yourself.
That's how you get grouped with cancer jobs that people spam to your phone in freeroam and nobody would play willingly.
Custom jobs only if you plan to with friends or crew.
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>haven't played GTAV for a year >listening to FlyLo FM >MF DOOM is playing (this is new to me) >My character is steadily bobbing his head to the beat I am okay with this.
Anonymous
Anybody want to play adversary modes on PS4 Currently got 4 people more the merrier
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>>120049172 I will play
TetsuoUnderFire Anonymous
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>>120049172 I want but cant
Anonymous
>>120049172 is there any way for you to turn the voice changer off cause i cannot understand you at all dude
Anonymous
>>120049552 Voice changer?
Anonymous
>>120049901 Yeah, it's set to massive faggot.
Anonymous
>want to do Criminal Mastermind >scared of Humane Raid Fuck that Heist and elevator bug. Fuck it right in the pusspuss.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>120050173 Elevator bug?
>Scared of humane raid It's the easiest and funnest one tbh fam smh
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mradonis here, sorry had to leave for a sudden, had to go somewhere asap. Thanks for the handful of Adversary modes lads.
Anonymous
>>120050248 On old gen more than once thruing cut scene you get killed by the NPC waiting you downstairs and there was nothing you could do. Not sure about PS4 since I have yet to touch any of the heists.
Anonymous
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at what level can i start doing missions for lamar, simeon and gerald?
Anonymous
Someone should buy Whorris a gag or something.
Anonymous
I'd love to play some heists but i can't stand playing with normies who run in and get killed again, and again, and again. It's the only thing the ruins the game for me, for them most part i'd honestly be happy with an 'offline mode' where you play as your online character with bots for heist members. Any alternatives to get decent money?
Anonymous
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>>120049901 I can tolerate your strayan accent tbh :3
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How fucking salty is this hacker, wtf.
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>>120050572 Play with
good circle jerk members.
Anonymous
>>120050659 >circlejerkers >good Anonymous
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>>120050375 I know the guy downstairs has like superhuman reaction time but i've never been stuck so he just gets freeshots on you.
Anonymous
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Does your parachute changes into a gay-pride one on it's own?
Anonymous
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>>120050659 >circlejerks >good >play Free Roam with circlejerkers >they just kill some faggot over and over >whenever he kills them they cry about it >"f-fucking lag" "m-minigun baby" "c-chinese connection" Anonymous
>>120050696 Reminder that Horris is best heister and when horris is not on Blater is best.
:^) Anonymous
>>120050878 Both of those are a funny way of spelling Sen.
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>tfw garages all empty >jump sessions still empty >go singleplayer and back into online just to have vehicles thanks rockstar for the quality anticheat.
Anonymous
>>120050572 And you think /gtag/ is any better? We fuck it up all the time, at least the few of us that don't use scripts, and the few that genuinely fuck up try and pass it off as "I was just only pretending to be retarded" Like Blater. GTAG is the lesser of 2 evils but not by much.
Anonymous
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>>120051036 >mfw tried matsermind with gtag on ps3 >namefag died in Station setup >he was in the cop team Anonymous
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>>120051036 >and the few that genuinely fuck up try and pass it off as "I was just only pretending to be retarded" Like Blater. Shitpost all you want, people that heist with me regularly know that's a maymay.
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>>120050878 >>120050952 tbqhwy fams, Sen and Horris gr8 heisters.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>120051204 Is this memes? Kurumemes?
Anonymous
>>120051296 >>120051340 >>120051348 Amazing how in the space of 3 months we forget we all drove Kurumas
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>>120050491 I barely even talk on mic anymore. You must just be jealous of my beautiful singing which I understand. Not everyone can be as gifted as I.
Anonymous
>>120051036 most of gtag i've played with have been fine, rarely does a gtag only heist fail and its either from bullshit or from keks.
Anonymous
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>>120051395 >Literally have never driven a cuckruma Might want to double check your statement.
Anonymous
>>120051448 Same, just find it funny how most of the people who talk about themselves ITT are fucking awful at the game when the average "literal who" can get the job done properly.
SC: s.l.edwards
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>>120050659 >>120051036 If you say so, request pending.
Hopefully have some
fun playing this with some of you guys.
Anonymous
>>120051656 Am I any good?
Anonymous
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>>120051395 Fuck off retard.
Pic related a kuruma driver in his kuruma
Anonymous
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>>120052104 Thanks man needed that
Anonymous
I am legion, for we are many.
Anonymous
>tfw running out of hackerbucks due to lowriders >tfw too pussy to download my own dollars >tfw makin' paper the old fashioned way
Anonymous
>>120052730 I heard they're locking down on scripts
Anonymous
>>120052847 Pfffffffffffft
llNessi
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>>120052847 >locking down on scripts r* has trouble doing this, its why they paid alex for his script hook shit thing to send r* some info
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>120051448 I did the CM challenge with literal whos from these threads, everything went out bretty gud and got a lot of dosh.
Anonymous
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>>120051395 i've never driven a kuruma outside of the fleeca job
Anonymous
>>120053215 so, start race, drive into benny, sell car and then what?
Anonymous
Reminder, we were all literally whos at one point.
Anonymous
>>120053628 robert durhamNewbie
Today at 3:20 AM
I hope everyone asking what car to use and how to jump into beny's is joking! There is no way you can be that stupid! especially when YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE A RACE UNDERNEATH THE MAP!!! just create a race out front of beny's! It'sthat easy!!! if you need more direction than that? Then how did you even turn on your system! It must be hard being that stupid! SMH
Anonymous
It seems like upgrading your car's until you have all the upgrades unlocked is a huge waste of money. Do you get a discount at all on tier 3 if you bought tier 2 etc?
Anonymous
>>120053628 full lsc mod 1 out of 3 lowriders, drive to bennys in race, quit just before inside, you spawn in a duped car, selling only 48 min
Anonymous
>>120053767 they going about some 45 minutes limit
>>120053802 ah, that's what it's about, thanks m8
Anonymous
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>>120012727 Seems pointless now. Options are too limited.
Anonymous
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>>120052293 >this_isnt_even_my_most_free_form.jpg Anonymous
Anonymous
>>120053731 >we were all literally whos at one point. And we didn't go on to treat /gtag/ like our facebook, only you guys did, and it's pretty cringeworthy tbh.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>mfw pixel is now KoS why couldn't it be higgus instead
Anonymous
>>120054550 This life chose me.
Anonymous
>>120053836 >>120053802 >>120053767 can someone with a basic grasp of the English language please detail how it works? that shit makes no sense.
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>join lobby at the morning >brazilians >join lobby later on to see if it's calm >somehow there are tons os mexicans or some shit with poor country language >join at night/midnight >asians with bad connection as host Fuck this, I just wanted to play with randoms that won't lag hop kill you with hydras and insurgents and write using squares.
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>>120054771 I haven't tried it but if I'm reading it right you just buy and max out a lowrider, start a race with custom vehicles on and pick that lowrider, then drive it in to bennys during the race and sell it and then quit the race and you'll still have that lowrider when you return to freeroam
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>>120054876 Do not install the Benny's upgrade though. Only apply mods from LSC. Benny's upgrade will make the car 'too hot' and you'll be unable to 'sell' it.
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>>120054876 thanks fam, but wont it lock you out from selling another one for 45 minutes?
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>>120054876 scratch that dont max it out with hydraulics or anything because then you cant sell it. also it only works with the buccaneer, voodoo and the primo
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>>120054876 If only I even had enough money to upgrade a low rider. Flat fucking brole pretty much.
Anonymous
>>120054938 I'm guessing that only bennys opens during races or we could just take a modded car to lsc instead
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>>120055035 >>120054973 >>120054969 >>120054964 is this true?
140k every 50 minutes is r good but not going to get you rich any time soon. you can make about that just doing the higher end missions.
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>>120054616 They're both kos.
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>>120055191 I guess the best thing to do would be to sell the car then grind missions or run pacstan for 45 minutes then sell another car when you're done and repeat over and over. An extra 140k every 50 minutes certainly isn't hurting anything especially if you're running missions or heists during the sell cooldown period
Anonymous
Use phone to ready to quit out of race, quit 0.5 second before losing control in benny's, spawn outside with dupe, drive to garage, save 1.5mil worth of cars to sell later, 48 min a pop, got 3 garages at the moment
Anonymous
>>120055303 what race are you using?
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>>120054839 Downgii tried to warn us.
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>>120055356 sevensins link posted in this thread, page 7, basically any race close to bennys
Anonymous
What are the chances of this glitch getting us cucked and R* removing all of our bux?
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>>120055850 I'd wager significantly lower than the chances of being banned for hacking, which is already pretty low if you're low-key about it.
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>>120055850 Not banned, but the dosh will probably be removed.
It will count like you sold it, so it's pretty hard to get banned for it, since the legit players could get caught in the middle.
Anonymous
>>120055850 glitching since 2013, never been cucked, punishing glitchers are not on their priority, kept pegasus cargobob till this day
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>>120056145 Why would they remove Cargobob? For what purpose? /no-fun/?
Anonymous
Anyone have a mirror for Xenos Injector? The MPGH link keeps shitting out.
Anonymous
>>120056205 yeah they implement anti fun features all the time, cargobob use to be able to lift tanks skyhigh, now an RV 50m then drops
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>Using glitches to obtain something you could obtain by playing the game in a legit way I hope all you cucks get banned tbh.
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>>120056316 5 unused hats that can only be worn with the masks and sunglasses
>hats look 100% fine without the mask >masks look 100% without the hats >cant wear them separately >they patched the "glitch" that allowed you to remove one from the other for what fucking purpose.
Anonymous
>people who insist on using the kuruma every part of the heist I want them to patch that apartment thing tbh
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>>120014524 Its a muscle because the front is a buccaneer
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>>120056671 My dick is hard as FUCK right now.
i fucking LOVE freedom GOD DAMN.
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>>120056671 Why is everyone ricing out their lowriders? I haven't seen one classic plain lowrider yet.
Anonymous
>>120055850 Spend your money you fucking retard.
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>>120056726 I wish this would happen to me but I don't want it to be planned because that's like cheating.
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>>120056564 >pac stan >guy tries to blow up the bikes to force us to use his Kuruma from the apartment >blows himself up so we have to restart >tries again but the rest of us get on a bike before he can >everyone else has to sit around in the boat while he catches up >same guy kills everyone as we exit from the heist then proceeds to hide in his Kuruma when the other two try to kill him back Anonymous
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>>120056796 Mine was but I sold it because it's a waste of money and I regretted it.
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>>120056796 Because trickle down economics. I'm sharing my wealth with you.
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>>120056796 some of us like plain
i'm also contemplating turning my buccaneer into a lowrider just i can have a white/cream vinyl top and customize the interior a bit but i don't like the idea of being stuck with hydraulics i don't want in one of my favorite cars
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So this whole Impounding thing is so cancer I can't contain my self. It is by far one of the most fun-stopping features of the game. And to add to the concept they make only 1 place in the entire game for you to get back your car.
Anonymous
Why is everyone so lazy? Remember how in games you had to earn a reward? Thats what the expensive shit is, its not even that much anyway, you shouldve made 20mil+ during the double money heist month. I hope all you lazy cunts get banned.
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>>120057421 reddit and gtaforum is that way, cuck
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>>120057421 >it's summer outside >better grind some heist no thank you
do that over christmas holiday and it's okay, but in summer it's a fucking chore
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>>120057421 Because people are bad
Because having to carry shitters through easy heists is like a jackhammer against your head
Because everyones probably done them all like 50 times now with every achievement done that doing them more is just pointless
New releases are just terrible missions/events and expensive shit
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I've played for like 3 hours and spent half of it in loading screens. I kind of remember why I gave up on this game. Why the fuck did they make me load free roam constantly?
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>>120057421 it's almost like people don't like it when progressing in a video game feels like a job
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So with each update to Online that ********* releases, we are loosing content (good glitches that allow fun) in the blinding light of some stupid 'new' features they where to lazy to include from launch.
Anonymous
>>120055303 Do rims add to resale value now?
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>they complain about supers being overused >supers are literally locked behind "hard work" >they bypass "hard work" illegitimately and encourage others to do so, too >supers are now freely available >they will never understand that they are the problem
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>>120058691 yes, only paint job, underglow, tiresmoke and other colorshit do not, I think
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>>120060115 >Japan Mona Lisa Horn Botnet idgi
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>>120057107 Buccaneer is actually still fun to drive around with hydraulics on. It doesn't lean at front no more but it still looks good.
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Next party when
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It's amazing what you can bully the NPCs into doing without ever even touching them.
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>>120060254 Looks more like the average captcha than a puzzle.
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>>120062382 thanks faggot.
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>>120063016 When the door opens, walk in.
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>>120055303 Enjoy losing it all.
New car duping detection 4 hours ago.
>mfw you did all that only for it to get removed Anonymous
Benny's? More like BENIS :DDDD
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Any faster way to level up than grinding missions?
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>>120065393 Grinding heists
Wish I could help you Anonymous
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Any modders up for giving free money? Fuck doing more heists
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>BALLAS >DRIVE BY >INCOMING
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>randoms manage to get prison bus stuck in a tree >it blows up >retry >someone blows up the prison bus 30 seconds into the restart I forgot how horrible solo Heisting is
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>>120069925 Check their twitter
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>>120070681 Wow, I'm going to make this car.
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>>120009251 >Tfw I will never give it up Anonymous
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>>120064076 And new car spawning was added 13 hours ago
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>>120071565 >Join randumbs for pacific bikes >Select outfits >Leave appartment >3 Kurumas next to my Sabre Turbo sigh.
>We all get there eventually, they're 5/10 drivers >All NPCs die within 15 seconds >Everyone gets to delivery area quickly and without fail Actually better than GTAG Anonymous
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>>120071565 >join lamar cemetery mission >get the car >one guy starts talking shit about another guys characters haircut >spergout of two kids begins >"YOUR MOM" >"I FUK UR MOM" >etc. >get to the cemetery while they throw insults at each other >park the car and get out >they attack the vagos guys instantly >because "RED CIRCLES ON MAP, KILL THEM U NOOBS!!!" Anonymous
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jesus fuck cuckstars broke that piece of shit game with last update AGAIN, i can't change sessions without game fucking crashing
Anonymous
So I hear you guys like waifu(s) now..
Anonymous
>>120075935 why the long face?
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>turn buccaneer into lowrider >instantly regret it welp that's a quarter mil down the drain
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>>120076206 My ratio is out of wack. I've been buggering with it all morning. 4:3 everything is too wide, 16:9 everything is too thin. I need to look up a guide to fix this shat.
Also, who that fook is that person.
Anonymous
Nothing comfier then this tbh lads
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
Anonymous
>>120076457 Also why is the Futo the best car in the game?
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>>120056796 >Why is everyone ricing out their lowriders? Anonymous
>>120076579 Oh yeah, sure. I'll just go buy a ps4. Because I have that kinda money. If I did have that money I would just upgrade my computer so I can play the game on 1440x900.
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
>>120076782 What kind of PCuck doesnt have the money for a console?
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>>120076939 To be honest most people here (including me) are on neetbux
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>>120076457 Ayy, who is my new 21:9 bro?
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>>120076939 The kind that has to pour money into something else.
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Why do all the trucks feel like they're stuck in first gear? They're really fucking slow for me and I don't know why. Its making hunting pack difficult. I dont think it's my trigger because it works fine for other vehicles I was winning races easy earlier.
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I was added to the gtag pc crew. Any ground rules I should consider? Is it okay to just jump into whatever fellow crew members are up to?
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>>120076634 Fucking this. I was sick of this whole 'Futo is meme' meme. It's a terrific car. The Blista Compact is my second favourite to it.
Anonymous
>>120077452 I must admit, it was a clone. Tonks keeps ignoring our advances and despite our best efforts, remains pure.
one day, you will cave Anonymous
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>>120077538 Don't be a faggot.
Don't be annoying.
It's not that hard, anon.
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who's up for some heisting?
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>>120077538 Only use the freshest memes
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>>120077538 Don't kill crew unless mutual.
In freemode events, help gtag if any randoms are around, such as king of the castle. You defend what ever gtag gets there first from the randoms. If its all gtag and no randoms there, then you can fight for it, take screens of the minimap and player list for proof this was the case when they get mad and call for a kick.
And if you are in an armored kuruma, you can be crew killed. Only while in it, though.
Anonymous
ms. woof !fL.posIuas
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>>120078337 t. "Prince of the Royal Secret" woof
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Has anyone tried to abduct whores by reversing into them with the trunk open to scoop them up? I tried with the dukes but i think the trunk was a bit too small
Anonymous
>>120078337 are you going to post this until someone points out its 666?
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>>120078337 >>120079256 culd Mozart still be alive?
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So whats a good aspect ratio for a 1440x900 monitor running the game currently at 1280x800 because its the highest that doesn't break 1000mb on my 1024mb graphic-card.
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>>120079887 >You must enter the Comfy Zone. Anonymous
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>>120079920 >So whats a good aspect ratio for a 1440x900 monitor running the game currently at 1280x800 because its the highest that doesn't break 1000mb on my 1024mb graphic-card. A new monitor
Anonymous
>>120077725 Give me some hackerbux for the halloween update and I'll cave, grinding heist with randoms is impossible
Anonymous
>>120079920 Try running the game at 1440 first. Memory buffer in the game is inaccurate at best.
Anonymous
>>120080631 Ask our favorite colored chip, tbh.
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>>120080631 I'll heist with you fam.
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>>120079920 >running non-native res on an LCD it's like you hate yourself.
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>>120080631 >>120080918 I'm up for heists, too.
Let's fucking go!
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>>120077260 My friend has the same issue.
I was just reading that they added the ability to adjust the deadzone so I'm thinking it might be that. Will have to check later, has anyone else had this?
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>>120080729 >>120081287 Noted and thank you
>>120080986 I do, its quiet sad. Ah well.
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>>120080834 I dun want Dorito to be banned fam, I enjoy all you guys
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>>120081832 But you asked me to dosh you, you don't care if I'm banned. ;_;
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>>120081953 Just get a new account like krop.
Anonymous
Does anyone here pay for your menu? I can't find any for free. Don't wanna support cancer with my money tbh.
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>>120082684 mpgh
unknowncheats
grats you have free menus
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>>120081953 >I enjoy all you guys Really just stating that after seeing the low-rider prices I really feel unless I could play like 7 heist a day I won't be able to afford anything cool, It's hard enough to play on heist a day with randoms or 2 with crew members
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>>120082604 But 281 ranks of pure autistic grinding, pc only, I can't. Imagine where my autism will take me if I play with this character for as long as dedgen gas been out. I'd be like 600 or more, tbh.
Anonymous
>>120082894 Tbh you can get a nice lowrider for all of 600-700k
Anonymous
>>120077452 >>120073226 Wish there was more makeup options to cover skin imperfections, almost looks better on your potato settings than on the maxed ove been åöayong pn the entire time
Anonymous
Just requested an invite to the PC crew. SC: xKeeton
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>>120083331 Thinking I got that much money
>>120083532 I run on high/ultra so idk what you're talking about I just use the steam screenshot button with jpgs it
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>tfw only 60k do$h im broke af fam
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>>120083793 tbh just host pac standard, get 3 gtag members and then you can make 600k off one heist if you're willing to jew them to 15%
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>>120083793 Might be it actually, Steam makes everything look like butter.
The gas station concrete really does look like low settings or no AF
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>>120082894 Set up a few runs of pacistan and you'll have your low rider in a day. They're not that special tbh.
Anonymous
>>120084103 but i'll get banned ;_;
Anonymous
Post your predictions for Lowrider Part II>Youga >Picador >Emperor >Manana >Tornado 1 new car>Sabre
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>>120084879 I really just want subwoofers in a Futo or Blista
Liveries too maybe
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>>120085059 Lets hope they bring out a separate street racer pack for the Futo, Blista, Blista compact, maybe even the Elegy. That's what I'm hoping for anyway.
Anonymous
This hooker has a nice gluteus maximus
ms. woof !fL.posIuas
Anonymous
>>120085813 Why aren't there shorts like that for your character.
I want to show off my butt to all the boys.
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
Anonymous
>>120086278 The panties from Valentine's Day are like that
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>>120031451 It's for 10 car garages only, loading screens say this.
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>>120086627 I dont have any of the event content, got burned out and only got back into it this week.
It hurts.
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>Spawn into mission >Fall to my death Go get the coke he says. It will be fun he says.
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>>120084925 shower me in money fam
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Well, took a free fall and a group of angry Mexicans to kill me. Im gonna go chill my butt.
Anonymous
>Complete the mission >Be crowned sky king >Watch over Los Santos for eternity
Anonymous
whats the best super to own if i want to tierwhore in races
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>>120054031 Now that dedgen is dead, more NPCs, objects and animals in Online when?
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>>120089906 T20. Though the Adder would be slightly faster in a couple of races because of a higher top speed.
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Tiny police lady took my front seat. She got to go tbh.
Anonymous
Everything I earned grinding literally all day went into a new apartment just now cause of the rebate thing. Kill me.
Anonymous
>>120091360 >not getting funbux Anonymous
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>>120091530 >getting cuckbux do you piss in your cereal before you eat it?
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>>120091530 Can you give me some?
I'm a cute girl in-game
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>>120061164 Show middle finger from car or just stare them 1 inch away long enough.
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>>120070681 More like Vice City haitians.
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>Trick or treat, give me something good to eat Who is ready to go trick or treating with gtag on halloween?
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Fresh meat here for GTAG PC, SC: Tuuba_Ankka
Anonymous
I was half expecting a Delorean to be implemented the other day
Anonymous
>>120093678 The last model is from Vice City, too much work.
Anonymous
>>120093678 We already have the Blista Compact, play on 4:3 for Delorean
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>>120093784 We need some Vice City inspired DLC tbh. A Cheetah Classic would be SICK
Anonymous
DOUBLE CLUTCHING SINCE THE UPDATE has it been changed?
Anonymous
>>120094114 Just stalls the engine now
Anonymous
>>120094357 thats exactly what i'm experiencing. thought it was made a little less forgiving but tbh i cant get it at any gear or rpm
Anonymous
>>120077260 Restarting the game/console works. Apparently they still haven't fixed this glitch and there's records of it since release though that was with all vehicles and not just specific ones.
Great job R*.
Anonymous
>>120095242 Rockstar here, thanks for the compliment, we try really hard.
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>>120095674 Please give money rockstar
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>>120093846 >DLC unlocker cucked by Lowrider update Anonymous
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>>120094549 >>120094357 >>120094114 they patched it in 1.30, you no longer get a boost and it has ruined drifting further by limiting the cars you can actually drift in 1st/2nd
I don't know why they cared enough to fix this but not the rampant cheating.
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What rank do you need to be before Lamar calls you about the lowriders?
Anonymous
>>120096221 I didn't even realize it was a bug
I had assumed it was intended to be that way
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>>120096876 shitters called it an exploit but it was definitely coded to act the way it did.
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How many weeks does it take to get your invite request processed?
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>>120096221 They only fix things that people don't complain about and are fun. If everyone started to have fun with hacks with no one complaining about them, then trockstar would definitely put a 110% effort and funding to remove the menu problem.
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>>120097535 >>120097623 >>120097736 Thanks.
Can't wait, it's gonna be so fun!
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tbh you have to lower a buick and drift it by stalling 2nd to 3rd and that's the only car I know of.
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>>120009002 Joining the Meme Team tbh lads
SC: TopMemmer Anonymous
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>No L85A2 in game >L85A2 clearly visible on this loading screen I WANT MY BRITBONG RIFLE ROCKSTAR GIVE ME MY JAMMIE GUN
Anonymous
>>120099134 Pretty sure that's the advanced rifle
Anonymous
>>120099134 Already two bullpups, Chinese QBZ-95 and Israeli Tavor TAR-21
Anonymous
Hunter fucking when? Also, helicopters need IR flares
Anonymous
Some of you guys are alright Don't go to Benny's tomorrow
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I know your second online character shares money, does it share property and cars?
Anonymous
>>120099481 What's the screenshot from?
I'd love to see the hunter back
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>>120099675 Ingame movie in Cinema or TV-show about a man fucking apes.
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>>120099243 Advanced rifle is a TAR-21
>>120099407 Yeah but neither of those are the L85A2
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>lowriding with crewbros and randoms in a lobby >bouncing outside bennies >jetshitter out of nowhere takes us all out >calls us faggots because of the insurance costs
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>>120100304 Literally every 5 minutes, and they are boring as fuck.
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since when you can't use chat in missions? Also, is friendly fire now off in missions? wanted to blow up kuruma fag but nothing happened and I couldn't even "»" him for using kuruma. Now I'm sad and feel cucked
Anonymous
>>120101634 sounds as if you've been muted top kek
Anonymous
>>120101634 FF was always off in missions
You have to blow the kurumeme before he enters it
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>>120101797 i mean text chat
>>120101872 good to know
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>>120101634 Speaking of, how do I make the meme arrows in game anyway?
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>>120102224 alt 1 7 5 on numpad
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>>120102224 right alt + numpad 175
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>>120102335 Neato
I've been putting a 0 in front, I guess that's why it hasn't worked
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>>120102224 175 » for memes
0153 ™ for brands
135 ç for fuck, bitch etc
173 ¡ for shit, nigger
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More on the meme train plice.
Anonymous
Train driver keeps staring at my butt
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>>120084879 >Manana >Peyote >Emperor >Tornado >Faggio >Bike Anonymous
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Quitted the game 3 months ago. Is it wotth coming back? Is the game ded?
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>>120099134 i'm sure that is QBZ-95 without the oversized trigger guard
Anonymous
>>120084879 >Part II [CITATION NEEDED]
srsly tho
Anonymous
>>120096221 They didn't intentionally disable mid drive speed boost.
They changed traction control to be more dominant (not sure if on purpose) and that killed the interaction you guys are talking about.
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>>120102961 I'd do more than just stare
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>>120104637 srsly tho, you think they added a new garage to mod 6 cars? you don't think they might copy what they done with ill gotten gains and make part II? there's a bunch of other cars like the banshee inside the garage. they've got to do something more with it.
Anonymous
>>120104479 Nah it's an L85 fam
Top is l85
Bottom is qbz
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>>120104684 Translate this to english for me
Redpill me, so to speak, on what the fuck traction control is
I don't have a fucking license, OK? Anonymous
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>>120104857 Perhaps. But when Ill Gotten Gains was released it was officially titled 'Part 1' upon its launch,.
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>>120104969 When your wheels spin out, engine cuts out.
Double niggering makes wheels spin out the entire time, TCS doesn't allow for wheelspin during normal driving anymore.
This also reks normal acceleration on some muscle cars when changing gears a lot.
Anonymous
>TCS doesn't allow for wheelspin during normal driving anymore So no drifting, then? Why are you DOING THIS ROCKSTAR
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>>120105308 Yes, drifting crews are officially defunct as of right now
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>>120104857 You do realize they added a 4th garage after both ill gotten gains updates added 10 or so new vehicles as well, right? Our last garage was in December, we needed a 4th one bad.
Honestly with this update + the Halloween stuff coming we already need a 5th one
Anonymous
>3 shark card updates after each other >you can now be banhammered for hackerbux oy vey
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>>120105864 What did you guys expect after Heists were released and spiked the amount of money people can get?
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>>120105991 but heist grinding is slower than mission grinding
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Fuckin Javi, man. Always on LifeInvader tryina get some booty when he should be scoping sales, smh.
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>>120106134 While I agree, my point still stands. There's no way at this point in the game that we will see low price updates like Beach Bum ever again.
I'm honestly surprised the Faction and Moonbeam are so cheap. The mod paywall doesn't surprise me though, I can see R* redoing lots of current vehicles that you have to "modify" for 300-400k to access a bunch of new mod options
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>>120106376 Man, I never actually payed attention to those rates that is such bullshit.
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I regret buying this game for the PC. I wish I could return it and get my money back so I could spend it on weed.
ms. woof !fL.posIuas
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>>120084879 What would be really nice is just the ability to put atlest level 1 hydraulics on all cars like in SA. I'd fucking love hydraulics for my romero.
>>120085059 Im sure this will be coming too
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Hoping to join the pc crew. Username is insectpins
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Computer just utterly butterly fucked up, so I'll join once I've fixed it
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>>120099629 Wish you could actually 3 wheel normally in game.
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Sent a request to join pc_gtag. SC: BasicTrash You can call me BasicTrash, Basic/Trash, or BT Low level, but years of experience and ready to grind. I'm always down to join. Add me anytime. See you at the crossroads.
Anonymous
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>>120108248 What is your favorite meme?
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>>120108248 FUCKING make your SC public so I can invite you.
Anonymous
Does anyone ever feel the need to put a bullet in the closet civilian who utters, "YOU LOOK LIKE A TRANNY"?
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>>120108625 I only shoot women for some reason
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>>120098457 How do you make the camera pan like that? Just make it smooth into the next cam?
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>>120104479 Putin really has no fucking chin. It's exceptional.
SC: Audio_Squid !uJrmCQW6ao
>>120108248 Can't invite you with a private profile fams.
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>>120108625 Punish them for their microaggressions.
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>>120108732 Nice misogyny, does it make you any less of a virgin?
Anonymous
>>120109134 I just got
cucked .
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
Anonymous
>>120109250 Oh my god, I missed this? They actually brought back the old map too?
13th Prestige Bouncemaster
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>>120109416 No, it's an edit from back on dedgen. Sorry, that's not a thing this time around.
Anonymous
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>>120108625 This reminds me of one time I took Trevor Philips in a dress out near the farming community. This guy says he had issues so my natural instinct was to bop him one. So I targeted him with the left trigger (ahahaha no pun instead) and instead of hitting the guy Trevor did a headbutt knocking him out instantly.
Before I did that, however, I uttered a line from the movie Holes.
"I think I look pretty, don't you?"
Anonymous
>>120108462 Toughest question ever.
I think you could be my favorite meme tbh.
I'd gladly buy you a nice Walmart bike.
>>120108464 Quik, thank thank.
>>120108542 >>120109009 Mb, made some tweaks. I only wanted it private for 2 specific people. Thks for trying.
Anonymous
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How many players are still stuck on 30FPS PS4?!
Anonymous
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>>120109247 sex is overrated. You could just jerk off and your sexual tensions are gone.
Anonymous
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>>120102961 because no one wants to stare at your face
Anonymous
>>120109731 dat ass is phat
Anonymous
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
>>120110030 ps4 heisting with gtag
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>120110253 you mean ALL three members of ps4 gtag + some randumb?
Anonymous
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>>120110605 >PERSONALCUCKOLDMACHINE Anonymous
Can you come up with harder/better challenge for friends for fun times? Lets forget heists and ready in-game missions.
Anonymous
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>>120110814 Daily reminder that arguing about platform choices indicates possible autism and definite sociopathy
ms. woof !fL.posIuas
>>120110793 Try to play with /gtag/ without saying "cuck"
that is hard
Anonymous
>>120111110 That image is fucking retarded and it makes me want to euthanize you more.
Anonymous
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>>120109964 The ass was fat.
..koo koo kachoo
Anonymous
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>>120111443 Go CUCK yourself!
Anonymous
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>>120109098 I wish there was a way of obtaining flaming bullets without a cheat code. In which case, I'd punish them by shooting them in the foot and then watch them roll on the ground on fire as they burn to death.
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>120110605 >ps4 yeah the ones that are playing the game instead of shitposting
Anonymous
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>>120112487 tonight we /festive/
Anonymous
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i got drowned in planes new crew session when
Anonymous
>>120111639 I heard u goin' full homo about it in the chat.
Anonymous
I haven't played this game since about a month after pc release. I stopped playing because the online shit just didn't work, all i wanted was to be put into lobbies with people in them, instead i just got into small ass lobbies with like 1 or 2 people. Is that shit fixed yet?
Anonymous
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Wheres the crew session, I wanted to see my new fam
Anonymous
>>120113273 Yes and no. Some things are but mostly it's still slow as fuck. Its got some FPS boost since the release tho :P
Anonymous
>>120113273 Lobbies fill up really fast in contact missions, anything else seems to be up to luck tbh
Anonymous
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>>120113573 I'm mainly concerned with matchmaking. Game performance wasn't really an issue for me.
Anonymous
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>>120113245 >not goin full homo Anonymous
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>>120113819 Wow so it's still the same shit, uninstalling this garbage then.
Anonymous
>every session >where is my money >gib moni pls mooder >mani mani >haker drop moni Fucking normies, that kind of attitude makes me vomit.
ms. woof !fL.posIuas
>>120111279 cuck me tbh fam
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>120055237 >when higgus is KoS Anonymous
Anonymous
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Is there no way to wear a business shirt without a jacket?
Anonymous
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>>120114486 they're just asking to be killed.
I'd give them what they want
Anonymous
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>>120114897 Can I come sleep in your apt
Anonymous
QT good luck tonight with the domer in the slam van Brit Bong. 2010 + 5 and QT will never let you touch that delicious femboy chest. Why even live?
Anonymous
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>>120116992 what does it feel like being a genuine cuck?
Anonymous
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>>120116992 Blater and QT slash when?
ms. woof !fL.posIuas
>>120115245 hop in, the ride will commence
ms. woof "Prince of the Royal Secret" !fL.posIuas
Anonymous
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
ms. woof "Prince of the Royal Secret" !fL.posIuas
Anonymous
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>>120117745 I don't want to live on this planet anymore
Anonymous
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Can we go back to traditional shitposting? This is making me sick tbh
ms. woof "Prince of the Royal Secret" !fL.posIuas
Anonymous
>tfw there won't be another party like this ever again
Anonymous
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>sierrascallion posts nothing but garbage you belong here
Anonymous
>>120118159 >pixel >kurugii dropped
Anonymous
>>120118159 Why not?
Why not right now?
Do something about it.
Anonymous
ms. woof "Prince of the Royal Secret" !fL.posIuas
Anonymous
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>>120118692 I've been saying this for years now
SJWs are all participating in a dickwaving contest where the goal is to have the smallest dick
And they all brought scissors.
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
Erectus
ms. woof "Prince of the Royal Secret" !fL.posIuas
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>>120118949 just riding the ride sweetie
fuck i cant handle all these shit
it really triggers me
Anonymous
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>>120118395 Don't know about them, everyone seemed alright
>>120118638 I logged in and nobody was on
>>120118650 das it mane
The continuation of the party, Horris you sexy af
Anonymous
>>120118949 you're asking the idiot who forces shitty wolf memes what anything they say has to do with gta
Anonymous
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>>120118018 The irony of the last post.
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
>>120119459 Literally new being literally who
Anonymous
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>>120117671 >2013 Great, cucked content
Anonymous
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>>120119660 you can't read can you?
Anonymous
ms. woof "Prince of the Royal Secret" !fL.posIuas
Anonymous
I want to start hosting some 100K buy in golf tournaments. Winner take all. Please tell me you have a respectable decent outfit to step foot onto the Los Santos Golf Clubs beautiful 9 hole green.
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
>>120121648 that's not possible turkey
Anonymous
>>120121648 That's basically what I use the outfits for, I have one for each kind of activity I might get an invite to and not have time to get home/to a clothes store and change.
SC: Audio_Squid !uJrmCQW6ao
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Shout out to 632 for being the real mvp, you magnificent freckled ginger bastard.
Anonymous
>>120121889 >>120121889 Can't send people dollarydoos?
Why?
Anonymous
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>>120089526 Skyking
Other than EAMs there are Skyking messages transmitted on the HF-GCS, which
are also called Foxtrot broadcasts. These messages have a different format which
begins with, “Skyking Skyking do not answer”. After this follows a trigraph which is
three phonetic letters, then two numbers for the time of the hour, and then two
more letters for the authentication. These messages are also a higher priority than
EAMs, and when a Skyking message needs to be read it will interrupt a regular EAM
and will begin reading over it.
These messages are for the Army Material Command and Army Contracting
Command airborne forces detailed to the USSTRATCOM (U.S. Strategic Command).
Skyking is the collective call sign for all SIOP (Single Integrated Operational Plan)
committed aircraft and missile crews. All SIOP committed aircraft and missile
crews copy the messages.
Here’s an example of a Skyking message recorded on December 29th, 2013:
“Skyking Skyking do not answer… India Mike Alfa, time: zero five, authentication
Papa Romeo
I say again… Skyking Skyking do not answer… India Mike Alfa, time: zero five,
authentication Papa Romeo”
So the trigraph for this message is IMA the time is .05 and the authentication is PR.
The reason for “do not answer” is so there is no response which could give away
their position. The message is read two times as seen above.
Anonymous
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>>120124225 Would be worse I guess
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>>120124225 needs matching neons, offset the interior colour it doesn't need to match the paint job to strictly make it stand apart a little, the red on the rims needs to go, maybe even change the rims benny sure does have some motorcycle and ricer rims despite being a lowrider shop
Erectus
We'll get there when we get there
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how do I have fun with gta online it's impossible seriously heists are the only fun thing and it takes ages to get to the actual heist
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
>>120124225 looks like pixels tampon
Anonymous
>>120125205 >Schwartzman Oiy vey
Anonymous
>>120045048 add me fam
ID is PutinOmega Anonymous
>>120125461 super cute. parents?
Anonymous
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>>120125506 >Avi He is fucking ugly, vomit inducing voice and has a huge nose. Fuck the owl too.
Anonymous
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>>120125578 Accept my friend request then I'll add m8.
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
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>>120126504 Nah, they disowned me.
Anonymous
>>120125461 >pc guys please respect me now no you're still a faggot
Anonymous
What do you want to see in GTA 5 online? Personally I would like to see a hardcore only server where you have to make an entirely new character to play on. Hardcore servers ruleset. -Free aim only. -First person forced only. -When you die you lose all guns and ammunition/armor. -Payout for all jobs is doubled. -Cannot hold 9 bullet proof vests in inventory, bullet proof vest absorbs much more damage. -Can store guns/ammo at safehouses. -Minimap is only visible in the car. Honestly if there were 50 plus people per server I would like to see the map/minimap icons removed completely. Not even a name above a players head except crew members and friends if you turn it on so they can see it. Would any of you play on this server or would you auto aim me.
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>>120128001 Nobody would play asshole.
Anonymous
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>>120128001 Sounds pretty sweet. Fingers crossed for GTA-MP finishing their shit, then this would be possible
Anonymous
playing with GTAG is so shit it's just a huge circle jerk god forbid you call out an officer or some faggot for being shit at the game
Anonymous
>>120128001 sup nigga, see you in gta mp that mod is our only hope
Anonymous
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>>120128526 look i found a typical high ranking officer in gtag crew
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>>120128526 lmao, socially awkward nerds that don't get accepted and they rage on the general
Anonymous
>>120128526 You are such an idiot for caring about how people perform in Grand Theft Auto.
Anonymous
>>120128892 all people in this general do is call out people for being shit
then if you call them out all they say is
>"lol caring about stats in GTA" eat my ass
Anonymous
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>>120129006 Goodness in a game is not determined by statistics. But memes.
It all about expectations :^)
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>>120128526 I demand you name yourself right now, so I can
say: really? Let's just go heist and not mention a single meme or name of another gtagger. PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
>>120128526 but that's literally all I do. I spend more time berating and insulting my "friends" than playing the game. without it I'm nothing!
Anonymous
when randoms try to idle on you during your grind>stop dead in your tracks >vote freemode >paint your car a new color with their inner kool-aid >mfw
Anonymous
>>120129469 fuck off faggot
no one has ever liked you and no one ever will
Anonymous
>>120129587 You do know that voting freemode doesn't force everyone to freemode, right? Only the people who vote freemode will go to freemode even if you're the only one who didn't vote for it.
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>>120108542 youre mustard rice now?
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
>>120130629 >coming here for validation from people whos opinions matter pfft
Anonymous
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>>120130861 It was just the two of us
I voted freemode in hopes that it would pair us together after the vote timer.
I wasn't let down.
Zalgo !9kbJjvwmwE
>>120056796 Because it's more fun to go crazy with then, I mean that's pretty much the purpose of lowriders to begin with. But I still have atleast one plain one, my training day lowrider
Anonymous
>>120131497 >Tattoos Bet you use neons as well you tacky faggot.
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>>120122217 you do realize you can do it through your phone for custom outfits right?
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
>>120131746 neons didnt even exist when that image was taken
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>>120131719 >tfw ywn be Lorenzo Anonymous
>>120131719 Going up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIndSgK29WI Yeah we know it's not the same car thought Monte Carlo and Regal are regarded almost sister models. Anonymous
>>120131974 can you just buy a pc and join us
we're all waiting for you
Anonymous
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>>120132119 you're right though, its most like the gnx.
Anonymous
>>120132119 just need the sabre from gta iv m8
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>>120132154 >we're all waiting for you waiting for you to kill yourself
Anonymous
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>>120132416 IV's Sabre is one gen newer than Alonzos but the direct counterpart to Faction.
Anonymous
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MV Agusta F3 in GTAV when?
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
>>120132154 The sooner you realise I'm activly avoiding your shitter containment platform the easier it will be for you
Stop being so thirsty . You chose your awful bug riddled port and your welcome to stay their with all the other cucks.
PS4 players are way nicer and better at teh game than any of you awful people. Youre all the worst this general offers and you hate hanging around with people just like your self. I don't want to play with you. I'm glad your gone.
Anonymous
>>120133036 I laughed, here's a (You)
Anonymous
I was being ironic, nobody really wants you lmao.
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
>>120133190 I don't think you know what that word means anon. You used it entirely wrong
Anonymous
>>120133805 lmao i was being ironic about being ironic
btw i'm on ps4 and i think you're disgusting PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
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>>120134230 kek made me laugh
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>>120134412 because filtering people is the bitchest thing you can do
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
>>120134412 clocks went back you cunt it WAS 4am
I'm only just getting on gtao in a minute shitlord
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>>120133036 Tbh, you should get a pc. With your powerlevel in shitposting, the autism should fit computer right.
Anonymous
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>>120133036 please baby, i'll paypal you the funds
the game looks great on pc
you can even make a new crew and help me take down blater once and for all
i need you
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
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>>120134879 Literally whos?
Anonymous
>>120134879 qt is KoS on pc by lord blater's orders
They wouldn't last a day.
Erectus
Anonymous
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
>>120135197 the fuck is KoS?
Anonymous
>>120135374 Would you take Lester's hot sticky semen down your throat for 20 million dollars, fam?
he'd also stop calling you Not a PCuck
>>120135461 Kill on Site...
Anonymous
>>120135512 I'd take your hot sticky semen if you'll never say 'fam' again
Anonymous
>>120135571 sight
they don't teach you to spell on psn do they
Anonymous
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New thread when?
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>>120135641 Sorry fam, no can do.
Not a PCuck
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>>120135653 phone auto"correct" :(
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
>>120135571 >Site lol you thought it was the same as wear a helmet on site
do you walk past a construction site on your way to the welfare office?
Anonymous
>>120135913 welfare is digital nigga, where have you been
Anonymous
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>>120136007 they still expect you to come in every few months, get it together durell
Anonymous
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>>120136007 >inb4 Soros funded basketball americans list PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
>Everyone in the thread knows how welfare works
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>>120128315 >>120128593 Is there a link to this mod? I will buy it on my PC if they ever have dedicated servers. 50-100 man hardcore servers would be amazing. Maybe have more houses available?
Anonymous
>>120136318 >knows how welfare works it's almost like I'm a centre director Jobcentre plus, see you next week sir
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
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>>120136556 Sorry, cutbacks. Get in line
ms. woof "Prince of the Royal Secret" !fL.posIuas
>>120136318 >living on welfare Erectus
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So drunk i'm seeing ghosts
Anonymous
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Trans center is taking applicants, get in line.
PSN: callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
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>>120136920 Who is this new literally who?
Anonymous
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>>120136920 [Wipes forehead with like, a cloth]
Anonymous
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>>120128001 You forgot head shot instakills
Anonymous
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>>120128001 I'd never go back to regular tbh
>kurumeme perfectly balanced >sleeper cars suddenly useful for dicking around in freemode >crazy hijinks possible Anonymous
>>120138035 helmets absorb 1 hit and must be bought as a consumable item
Anonymous
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>>120139412 I never understood the point of helmets anyway
It's not like npcs can actually headshot outside of spraying from cover
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The new dupe glitch works on PS4 tbh Does the game kicking you for inactivity after ~13 minutes kick you completely out of MP? I'm looking for a way to let the game running so I can avoid the imminent hotfix, if anyone has experience with past glitches pls respond
Anonymous
GTA online worth it for PC? CSGO getting boring af
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just raged some kid to the point of him getting a trainer just to blow me up good shit. killed about 200 people in a nice 4 hour session, and now have the evidence to get a rager banned gooooooooooood shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Anonymous
>>120139675 GTAO is not worth it period.
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>>120139786 scrub detected
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>>120139675 Update soon, my brother
Also there's like 15 gtag niggas riding a train right now
Anonymous
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>>120128526 Yeah, that's kinda how it is. You realize that the reason these people are outcasts and shut-ins is because they're assholes that nobody can stand to be around.