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B RANK
LUNA: Ahhh, I love shopping!
HAROLD: ... You're a heavier shopper than I expected. What are you going to do with all this fish?
LUNA: Uh... eat it, duh? Anyway, HaroLuna Alliance Member B, can I ask you something?
HAROLD: HaroLuna Alliance Member B? Y-You mean me?
LUNA: Yeah. I'll call you B for short. So, do you feel any bad luck coming on?
HAROLD: ...Let's see, the last time I went to buy weapons, I saw a horse cart filled with vegetables tip over, so I helped right it. And then, when I got home... my weapon had turned into a radish.
LUNA: Your weapon turned into a radish?
HAROLD: I must have mixed it up while righting the wagon.
LUNA: ... Your luck is even worhse than I though. But this time, we've got a load of fish rather than a weapon. There's gonna be hell to pay if they suddenly turn into radishes!
HAROLD I-I know...
LUNA: Wait a sec, look at that! It's a horse cart, the mortal foe of the HaroLuna Alliance! And it's coming right this way! Move aside, B! Don't let that cart get close!
HAROLD: Roger!
LUNA: ... Huh? It passed by without incident... talk about a let-down...
HAROLD: ... That aside, the clouds are starting to look a little suspect...
LUNA: You're right... something's wrong with those clouds...
[Explosion]
HAROLD: GYAAAAAAAAAAA!
LUNA: Wha!? You got struck by lightning!!? B, say something! B!!!