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This day in history, October 30th:
637 – Antioch surrenders to the Muslim forces under Rashidun Caliphate after the Battle of the Iron Bridge.
758 – Guangzhou is sacked by Arab and Persian pirates.
1270 – The Eighth Crusade and siege of Tunis end by an agreement between Charles I of Sicily (brother to King Louis IX of France, who had died months earlier) and the sultan of Tunis.
1922 – Benito Mussolini is made Prime Minister of Italy.
1941 – One billion five hundred Jews from Pidhaytsi (in western Ukraine) are sent by Nazis to Bełżec extermination camp.
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Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
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Why does the new HPM crash for me? Without any other mods it crashes in a random time within the game, with even small mods like big flags it crashes right after nation selection.
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>>120698750 Did you delete the previous version before installing it?
I have absolutely no crashes
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>>120698845 this is a clean install. just switched PCs. I took a look at the log once and it was the Cholera event but I don't know if it always is
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>>120698884 Should be an event firing AFTER the cholera one
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>>120698557 Don't forget this it's very important!!!!
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>>120698512 nth for Memes
>1941 – One billion five hundred Jews from Pidhaytsi (in western Ukraine) are sent by Nazis to Bełżec extermination camp. OY VEY
MUH 6 GAZZILION
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>>120698934 and the fix is?
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Culture map of Carribean. Kinda assimilated 80% of the cultures.
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Buying 2CK2 with all the dlcs to play with my brother.
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How do I kill the Japanese naval superstack?
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>>120699039 I don't know. I've seen people submitting save games to HPM with crashes where he tried to reproduce it, didn't manage and gave back the save after the crash date
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>>120699436 git gud_______ Anonymous
And pop density. I have now provinces that have more POPs than the whole country in the beginnig of the game.
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WHAT'S GOOD NIQQA??????
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>>120699540 >Austria For what purpose?
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>>120699540 >that galicia >that belgium >that switzerland >that ukraine >that poland I like. although I don't like the meme kurd nation and the meme jew nation
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>>120698512 >758 – Guangzhou is sacked by Arab and Persian pirates. Holy shit they went that far?
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>>120699540 Croats and crypto-Croats (Slovenes) belong to a different cultural sphere thus making the idea of Yugoslavia, a union with their, at best, distant cousins, beyond retarded
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What's the ideal unit composition in Victoria 2 /gsg/?
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>>120699802 The whole point is pissing off Croats and making Serbia strong.
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>>120699765 From what I've read it was apparently sacked by Islamic pirates. Being just 758AD most likely would be arabic and Persian. Remember that the Indian Ocean trade was FAR more developed than anything Europe had at the time.
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Are we not allowed to post the funny pics from the ww1 battle anymore? I made a really good one from the spaghetti rap by eminem from the video, took 25 mins, and it keeps getting removed.
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>>120699997 Canton is not on the Indian Ocean.
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>>120700071 this, they had to go round india, the andamans, singapore, indochina and then 100's of km's of chinese coast to get to it
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What you are seeing is a combined Bulgarian/Italian army. Syria was already forced to submit to the mighty Bulgarian army.
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>>120699765 >>758 – Guangzhou is sacked by Arab and Persian pirates. Anonymous
>>120700201 I'm not saying it didn't happen. I'm just surprised they went that far.
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>>120700245 Yeah, considering the romans never met the Chinese. Must have been a new world for them.
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>>120700201 From this it says that Guangzhou was *not* sacked by Arab and Persian pirates, but that the Chinese massacred the Arab and Persian traders who lived there.
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>>120700245 Don't get me wrong, I am suprised as well. These incidents could explain the Chinese isolationism in later years. It might have left a bad taste of foreigners.
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>>120700305 What are you talking about? The Romans stole the secrets of silk making from the Chinese
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>>120700340 That happened a hunderd years later.
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>>120700383 What are you talking about? The ancient egyptians stole the secrets of cotton and tobacco from native americans.
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>>120700383 The Romans never successfully produced Silk on their own.
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Just ganked three British Battleships hovering around Hong Kong. Get sunk.
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>>120700602 I was thinking more of the classical Latin Romans. But yes, you're right, the Byzantines did steal silk from the Chinese.
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>>120700729 Still Romans (Justinian is the one who did it and he was a Latin Roman as well) and it shows they did at least interact with China.
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>>120700784 Not directly. It went through a lot of middle men. Doubtless, Justinian could not name a single chinese emperor.
Is this where the term chinese whispers comes from? Anonymous
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>Slovakiaposting stopped Thank you Jesus
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Does holding limit matter to nomads and does the province tech matter? I'm playing the America mod and was thinking of migrating to the seat of the papacy which has a neat 7 holdings, not to mention is quite advanced compared to the rest of the world. I assume that more empty holdings = more pastures for me so it is better, but isn't tech tied to my nomadic capital rather than the province itself, making the move completely unnecessary unless I decide to put up a bunch of temples in the province?
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>>120700305 They had a Chinese ambassador at one point though
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does the AI in crusader kings EVER divorce? because i thought they didnt but clearly this couple ive been following with a genius kid absolutely did that when i wasnt looking..
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>>120700071 >>120700129 >faggots think the Chinese Coast wasn't heavily linked to the Indian Ocean trade It was far but the links were already heavily developed for the time.
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>>120700305 >>120700340 >>120700365 >More faggots not realising how well developed trade links were between China, India, SEA, Arabia and East Africa It's like you guys get all your history from paradox games.
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>>120701459 Duh, where else?
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>>120701459 >>120701395 We're not talking about trading you stupid fucking idiot faggot cunt son of a bitch. We're talking about a fucking army and navy from fucking Persia going all the way to fucking Canton and sacking it.
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>>120701665 But it was the chinese sacking their own city because it was filled with persians. Stupid fucking idiot faggot cunt son of a bitch.
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I wonder why paracucks created those silk road routes instead of a complete trade system in CK2. Also it would be relatively easy to make non-merchant republics playable with a sort of internal factions system tied to guilds. With the final goal of turning them into a Signoria of your family. Since they were mostly 'Communes' and didn't really expand much they need a complete trade system to be fun other than internal politics. But no, better expand the game into India and maybe fucking China while performance are already shit.
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>>120701459 Normally trade involves a few hundred or thousand people. Not nearly a quarter million.
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>>120701745 But that's not the incident we're talking about holy shit you stupid fucking faggot go fuck your own mother. We're talking about the event that occurred a hundred years earlier in which "758 – Guangzhou is sacked by Arab and Persian pirates"
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>>120699845 All winged hussars
Kurwa
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>>120701851 >fuck your own mother Anonymous
>>120699845 4 inf
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>>120701931 >inf >not guard Anonymous
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>>120701969 >not hpm Fuck off rob you big fucking shill
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>>120701931 What about late games when you can build tanks and planes?
Also what about guards in HPM?
And navies? Ironclads, battleships or dreadnoughts?
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>>120702075 I never play late game because the economy fucking breaks.
For navies, just spam ships.
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So my wife made the kingdom of wallachia and was at war with another kingdom (can AI try to form empires like this?) And ended up dying splitting up bulgaria and wallachia to my daughters while i rule another land. Then my cousin ascended to the throne after i married him to my daughter and all the sudden Wallachia just magically became a khanate? My sons culture is greek and his ethnicity is german ffs.
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>>120701665 >pirates >trade >pirates >trade well shit
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>>120702323 Not sure if this would happen to do anything with it but earlier in the game i was being raided by a jewish mongol adventurer and ended up settling him, giving a small province in italy the khazar culture. Im not sure if he is related in any way at all to the guy but could that have done it?
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>>120702323 >So my wife REEEEEEE
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>>120702527 As in in game wife not real life wife
Married the queen of bulgaria
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>>120702717 Right, it's imperative then that we shitpost it into oblivion. We can't let /his/ become a reality.
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>>120702794 Can /gsg/ try and get the first post with a history/gsg meme? Like charlememe, hitler, or pic related?
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>>120702717 YES YES YES YES
A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF DANK MEMES
I predict the phantom time hypothesis will be the subject of much shitposting
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>>120702717 Hahaha fuck we already have a willy waggler there, right in front of hiro, that takes some fucking balls.
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>>120702875 Why not good old Ali Pasha?
sadly I have in fact lost my Ali Pasha picture Anonymous
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>>120704175 >helo how to resampling>>?? Anonymous
>>120704394 I'm sorry for you, m80
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>>120702717 Why is Jackie 4chan always figuring things out in his replies?
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>>120704539 here's another version
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>LEGIONARY ROMANIA ROMANS ARE BACK BOIS
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>>120705131 why does that map look so... plastic
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>>120705290 It's like a child has filled in a map of europe with crayons
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>>120702717 >I'll figure out how to make a new board by weekend >moot sold 4chan to this guy This guy either is a masterful ruseman or brain damaged.
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>>310926 /his/ got confirmed.
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>>120705131 >radical yugoslavia Anonymous
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I absolutely hate all these borders but it's what I managed to make do with. In 10 years tops I'll die and have Khiva inherited by a zoroastrian son, what do you think are my chances against revolts and the Abbasids?
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>>>/qa/310926 >/his/ got confirmed. Fixed the link
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>>120705131 >radical yugoslavia Anonymous
>>120705290 Mod it after release.
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Respectfully Disagree x1
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>>120705131 >implying all /gsg/ wouldn't be improved if all countries were "radical (country name)" Anonymous
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>>120705131 >The Netherlands >The triggered
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>>120705991 >no meme option Anonymous
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>>120705131 >Radical Yugoslavia Anonymous
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>>120705131 A new meme is born
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>>120706048 >I don't accept anything as a meme option unless it is specifically titled "meme option" gr8
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>>120705231 >rome-ania >Implying they werent rome all along Anonymous
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>>120705131 Boy I can't wait to form Radical German Reich.
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>>120706127 wow! i never knew the roman empire was gypsy
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>>120706238 >>120705991 I never even knew there was a "big square frame" mod. what's the difference between the two?
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>>120705131 >radical yugoslavia Anonymous
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>>120706430 >adblock plus >not ublock origin lad...
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>>120705131 >German Reich, Radical Yugoslavia, Legionary Romania, Bulgaria and Poland occupy Poland Anonymous
>>120706921 It's not occupied part of Poland
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>>120707141 >>120707141 Are you saying what I think you're saying...?
That's absolutely disgusting.
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>>>/f/2939106 Beat my score faggots
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>>120705131 >that bulgaria next to lithuania and bulgaria ??????
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>>120707247 Those are the AI territorial demands.
Apparently we're going back to EU3-tier borders.
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>>120699845 4inf
5 assault ships
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>>120706127 >We wuz romans! Anonymous
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>>120705131 >Bulgarian Lithuania >Yugoslavian Krakow >Hungarian Bialystok I want to get off Mr. Johan's wild ride.
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>>120707605 Romanes eunt Domus!
Alternative Flag Pack guy !h1kh4G8j7s
>>120705131 >those flags I expected nothing else from Paradox.
Anyway, does any of you guys have a suggestion for a communist Mexico flag? I want to finish with those but I'm at a complete block. Also the Zapatista flag is awful.
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For some reason I thought Norway was supplying the entire Axis army. Then I just realised it's the fucking retarded German flag.
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>>120705131 GOD FUCKING DAMN IT PARADOX
I'm very excited for HOI4, why must they make us wait? Anonymous
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>>120708591 Cossck Pain Train
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how come the bbc didnt want to represent wilhelm II's bum arm?
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>>120708647 A glorious empire built to last
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>>120698512 >One billion five hundred Jews Anonymous
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>huge sultanate inherited by a pagan >he's a flamboyant schemer >arabian empire right next to it HOW DO I SURVIVE
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>>120709830 Convert to local religion?
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>>120705131 >Legionary Romania Anonymous
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>>120709920 >going muslim again Not an option.
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>>120708882 It's not pc to mock crippled people.
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>>120709830 If you are a small country near a large religious enemy:
1. Send Chancellor to their strongest vassal to Sow Dissent
2. Save up as much money as possible for mercs. If they invade you, if you wrap it up quickly enough, you can come out with a profit (don't occupy the enemy's personal demense, as it will reduce reparations), then counter-invade without disbanding the mercs. Try to conquer as much of his personal demense in the counter-invasion as it will weaken his direct power and therefore the realm's internal stability.
3. Make as many allies as possible through marriage (have lots of daughters if you won't get screwed over by gavelkind).
4. Train up courtiers and male children as Brilliant Strategists
5. Pick either War focus for a direct confrontation or Intrigue focus and spy on him and try to imprison him to delay a confrontation.
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>>120710325 TOO LATE IM ALREADY FIGHTING GIGANTIC REBELLIONS FROM SUPER DUKES
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J'ai presque baisé ta mère, mais j'ai vu son visage et dit "PUTAIN DE MERDE DE PUTAIN DE BORDEL", et puis j'ai couru chez moi.
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>see unlanded son penalty on my heir >im 60 years old and already married him to qt princess, what can go wrong? >give him a barony >... >im 78 and my grandson just married a lowborn and I can't do anything about it marriage system rework when
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>RADICAL YUGOSLAVIA Jesus who thought this was a good idea?
For all those wondering wtf they mean by that, it's because the ruling and only allowed party of Yugoslavia from 1939 to 1940 was Stojadinović's Radical Party. He was eventually overthrown in 1941 when he signed pact that included Yugoslavia into the Axis. Then a pro-british liberal government was setup, which got quickly stomped by Mr. Hitler.
So "Radical Yugoslavia" is simply a stupid way to name a fascist Kingdom of Yugoslavia, same as the Legionnary Romania which can be seen in the same shot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yugoslav_Radical_Union https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milan_Stojadinovi%C4%87 Anonymous
>>120710717 Depuis quand les Sardaignais parlent-t-ils la langue de Molière?
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>>120710879 Never give your heir land. Keep him in the court where you can control him and his children unless you like fun(tm).
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>>120711007 Depuis le sac de rome
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>have son tutored by a 10/10 master tactician >he becomes a detached priest w h y
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>>120711138 Mais oui, c'est clair!
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omlette du baguette
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>>120711007 >Sardaignais On dit "Sardes".
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>>120710920 God, I thought dynamic names would be one of the only good things in HOI4 but they don't even use it properly.
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>>120705131 PEACE TREATIES CONFIRMED FOR VICKY 3
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How do you stop caliphates in CK2? It doesn't matter how shitty the caliphs are, they always have +20 opinion to most vassals, including kings that take 1/4 of their lands.
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>>120711340 Maille badde
>>120711420 That only raises more questions. What if Yugoslavia goes the allies or commie way. Will we have a Karađođrean, Democratic, Liberal or Petrovite allied Yugoslavia? A Titoist or Kardeljist Yugoslavia?
At this point it could be anything really
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>>120705131 >that Romanian flag Why, why must they imagine a fantasy flag for a regime that actually existed and didn't have that flag?
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>>120711874 >Outcome: >Axis invasion of Yugoslavia LEL
Was that part of their plan?
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>>120712302 #WeWuzRomans
#NotAGypsy
#LegionaryRomania
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>>120712363 They should have seen it coming really.
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>>120712548 Petar II was the only Yugoslav monarch worth fighting for, tbh.
t. Slovene
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>>120712548 >Tally Ho Gents! Sorry about overthrowing your brother and all, don't worry tell the Nazis to fuck off and we'll help you out! >Nazis invade and Bongs send you to fucking Kenya Anonymous
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>>120712548 6th of April 1941
#NeverForget
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How is it Yugoslavia survived WW2 but balkanized after the war was over?
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Hey imma ck2 player, ive been playing for a little while but I just got europa cause ayyy halloween sale why not. What's a good country to start out as?
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>>120713454 Tito was the only thing holding Yugoslavia together.
Literally the only good dictator ever.
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>>120712771 Well they did pay it back somehow by allowing them to live in London and providing them with a battalion sized force of feral Slovenes.
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>>120705131 radical yugoslavia confirmed for new hottest meme?
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>>120705287 so ww2 is now called German- Polish war...
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>>120714674 no, buy the 12€ world war 2 name dlc
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>have single french province surrounded >rebels are sieging it >not giving access to frogs so they cant get to it >after years a stack appears and kills the rebels >stack disappears ???
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>>120705131 >Radical Yugoslavia Anonymous
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>>120714674 wow that is a bit Radical... yugoslavia
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>>120708295 Will you make a flag pack for HoI4?
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>>120705131 Besides those flags and fucking
>radical Yugoslavia These peace conferences seem pretty cool.
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>>120712302 Realism is not a valid argument.
The fascist Romania flag is racist and trigger minorities.
Remember the 6 gazillion gypsies that died under Codreanu.
Alternative Flag Pack guy !h1kh4G8j7s
>>120715764 If it's possible to mod
and for some reason people are interested in playing it in the first place then sure. I have most of the flags I'll need already from making them for Vicky 2 anyway.
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>>120708713 Capitalits build that whole industry. I was roleplaying. I kickstarted like 4 or 5 factories and that was it, Laissez-faire was a quite important aspect of that game.
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>>120716279 I'm interested in playing it, just not paying for it.
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>>120705131 >Yugoslavia gets Kraków >Bulgaria gets Wilno >Hungary gets Bialystok Kill me now
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how do I not get killed by Reactionaries? HPM tbh.
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>>120705131 >hungary attacks poland paradox pls.
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>>120716753 It's very easy tbh, you can basically have infinite troops and have them all on full upkeep at all times
I formed the HK and went into the KMT from them, never had a problem with reactionaries, biggest uprising I got was like 130 brigades
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>>120716583 In the case of Yugoslavia, they're only reclaiming their long lost land.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Croats Anonymous
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>>120716760 More like everybody does it.
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>Germany doesn't take A-L >Germany takes Corsica, not Italy >Germany takes Warsaw but it's blocked off from their mainland by RADICAL YUGOSLAVIA That fucking map
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>>120716871 is it worth it?
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>>120717069 Holy shit that webm, that fucking webm oh my god. What a fucking piece of shit the game is going to be, who thought this would be a good idea.
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does /gsg/ like my yurop?
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>>120717249 But the EXPLOSIONS
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>>120717287 Go suck on a Glock and pull the trigger.
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>>120717287 >Revolutionary Russia Anonymous
>>120717363 Hey now don't you think a suicide bombing is a little extreme?
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Hello /gsg/.>crisis over the liberation of Bulgaria >me and Britain vs France and Russia >kill every frenchie in the world >occupy st. petersburg >meanwhile Britain is taking heavy losses on every front >France and slavohpiles capitulate after pic related >bongs don't include any of my cassus bellis in the peace treaty. so is there anything i can do about this? i took about a million pound loss in this war and probably around 300k men died, am i doomed with getting nothing in return?
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>>120717436 Hue tbh. It's a shame /k/ is so shit.
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>>120717783 >not liking russian cats Anonymous
>>120717637 i don't want to waste a truce with France for that shitty bit of land
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>>120717524 >großmany Verpiss dich
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>>120717879 Sphere it, dumbass. They're north german primary. They'll just ask to being annexed.
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>>120717524 That's fighting the UK for you, lad. Maybe try to changecotroller some provinces in Britain untill they peace out.
But seriously, just changeowner that Luxembourg.
>>120717898 That's what I was going for.
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>>120717342 >>120717249 the fun bit is that one of the German planes bombs Germany on it's way into the Netherlands
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>>120718067 >>120717995 fine i'll annex luxembourg.
also i'm not fighting the bongs, i'm fighting with the bongs and they are the leader of the alliance and won't include my claims in the treaty.
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>>120718465 >German Dominion of Volta what the fuck is that shit
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>>120718227 Why are Bongs the war leader if you're the No.1 military power?
>>120718465 Why in the fuck would you release you're colonies as puppets?
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>>120718645 i don't know. it's just the way it is. so i can't sign a treaty
and i released it because i am too lazy to manage it
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>>120718645 they are assholes. every single percent comes from me
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>>120718965 >blobbing into France also how come you have more troops by the magnitude of 10? Do you have the Chinese on your side?
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>>120719117 no. it's just that i've killed a lot of the french and russians
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>>120718767 >i am too lazy to manage it Yeah, I thought as much.
>Partido Liberalista >Luxem-fucking-bourg >all that bordergore in Africa not changeowered How do you even manage that? Did you conquer all that with the Scramble For Africa CB instead of just sphere annexing like normal people do?
>>120718965 That's UK in Vicky 2 for you lad. My France and USA campaings both ended on the first offensive war with the UK.
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>>120705131 >That poland So the AI is completely fucked then and will just move their troops in completely nonsense ways?
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Is that modern day mod for HoI3 actually playable now?
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Why when I'm playing as an american country my colonies in africa never get immigrants?
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>>120719360 >will just move their troops in completely nonsense ways? Yes, and to fix the issue of their troops getting stuck, AI will get an option to teleport them :^)
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EBIN I might restart now. I think western influences ain't so pretty with these ching chongs.
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>>120719451 Thats just regular immigration for every country outside of the Americas
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>>120719239 >>120719117 pic
>>120719270 this is my first game where i try to colonize in africa. i just colonized like normal, clicking the stupid buttons. The bordergore is because i was to lazy to contest it when some other nations wanted the states i also wanted. Too many buttons to click so i just expanded in the direction where i could go straight to protectorate.
as for the liberal party, yes i know. stupid jacobine assholed never stopped revolting and i have no lack of money and stuff so i ignored everything related to politics because i don't get how to make the populace vote reactionary.
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>>120719580 Pretty good meme, tbh lad. I genuinely laughed.
>>120719614 >this is my first game where i try to colonize in africa Try sphering the African minors next time. You get an event with an option to annex for 2 infamy after the Berlin Congress fires. Easy as fuck, no bordergore and you even get rid of some infamy if you choose not to annex.
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>>120705131 wait is this before or after the piss conference? Because if this is after the peace conference then God help Paracocks, because jesus that doesn't make sense in the least
>Corsica and fucking Poitou are of higher importance to Hitler than A-L >>120713767 kek, poor Peter
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>>120719614 ->NF -> Encourage Party Loyalty -> Reactionnary
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>>120719903 >sphering minors i'll try that. clicking the add watchtower button 5 times a year is something i don't have the patience for.
but as for the provinces i want from france, is there anything i can do?
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>>120720070 i tried doing that but it takes forever, i've been doing it since 1850 probably.
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>>120705131 >world tension: 891% (791%) That's not how percentages work...
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>>120720081 >but as for the provinces i want from france, is there anything i can do? Yes, tagswitch to UK and sign the peace for yourself. Just remember to save and reload afterwards because it may break the AI.
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>>120720245 strange
In my Reactionary Two Sicilies game I managed to have the Nationalist Faction in power till 1936 with full suffrage simply by NFing Reactionary.
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>>120720345 Keep going, they're pretty good.
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>mobilizing Literally mongol tier subhuman
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>>120720393 that feels a bit like cheating, i guess playing germany is a bit like cheating too though. oh well thanks.
>>120720521 well i'm probably doing something horribly wrong. i often focus on keeping militacy down during events which often lead to many pops becoming socialist.
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>>120720634 >that satisfying feeling when you kill 80k mobilized infantry with a force in some mountains Let the fuckers mobilize, easy warscore
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>>120720634 Yeah, bet those cucks wouldn't even be able to mobilize their cock in front of a girl.
>>120720684 It's not cheating if the game's broken. Just do it.
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The Paradox forums, ladies and gentlemen
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>>120721012 The simplicity of that post is what pisses me off more than anything, smug as fuck.
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What is the event number for Taiping Revolution?
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>>120721169 More like 'Gender Neutral Sweden', amirite?
>>120721250 Check the files for yourself, you lazy faggot.
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I feel like it's way too easy to industrialize as Russia, and I'm not even -that- good at the game .I think that, if you start mass encouraging craftsmen there should be protests from the feudal aristocracy that were historically very powerful in Russia since they would be upset over losing their serfs so that those same serfs could go and become factory workers. Or something. I mean, Russia is seriously more OP than the UK in this game (this is my third ever Vicky 2 playthrough though I've read about all the mechanics multiple times). As long as you increase your literacy and your research rate and modernize your army you're basically unstoppable. I have 35 infamy and don't even have to care since I already beat the Ottomans, I'm beating the Austrians (they have no troops of their own left but I'm at war with their entire sphere) and am going to beat the Prussians. I guess worst case scenario is me beating Austrians allows Prussia to form grossgermaniums and then they ally France or whatever, but I'll just take over Austria's sphere in the peace process.
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>>120720824 okay, h-here i go
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>>120701134 Why does the UK own Iceland?
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I feel like it's way too easy to industrialize as Russia, and I'm not even -that- good at the game .I think that, if you start mass encouraging craftsmen there should be protests from the feudal aristocracy that were historically very powerful in Russia since they would be upset over losing their serfs so that those same serfs could go and become factory workers. Or something. I mean, Russia is seriously more OP than the UK in this game (this is my third ever Vicky 2 playthrough though I've read about all the mechanics multiple times). As long as you increase your literacy and your research rate and modernize your army you're basically unstoppable. I have 35 infamy and don't even have to care since I already beat the Ottomans, I'm beating the Austrians (they have no troops of their own left but I'm at war with their entire sphere) and am going to beat the Prussians. I guess worst case scenario is me beating Austrians allows Prussia to form grossgermaniums and then they ally France or whatever, but I'll just take over Austria's sphere in the peace process.
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>>120721371 Except it is literally impossible to get literacy to a decent level before the game ends
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>>120721525 >1 killed (suicide) every time
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>>120721387 >>120720824 >>120720521 >>120719270 okay so i decided to make the deal as i was the one signing it because the game fucked up. i gave about zero fucks when it comes to the bulgarian question and just took a shitload of clay from france. sadly i was too lazy to check which ones i actually wanted and just picked at random from my 6 claims. it turned out somewhat okay though aside from that one bit on france still inside of me. also ai-germany fucked up management of my armies and made by 20 or so 72k stacks into trillions in 9k stacks
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>>120721579 Home 8. Dined and worked. Planning conquest of Iceland for next week. Shall probably be too late! Saw several broods of ducklings. ”
— Alexander Cadogan, British Permanent Under-Secretary for Foreign Affairs, diary entry for 4 May 1940.[
>invading Iceland is less important than ducklings Anonymous
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Would anyone have the HOI3 infographics ? Can't find them on google.
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>>120721576 As long as I have enough literacy to keep up with the Prussians in military and the British in colonialism I'm fine with it. Because of Russia's population even if I'm little bit behind in military it's okay and I've already taken out Ottomans and the Austrians .
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>ally the States >Holland/allies and Russia/allies declare war on us fuck this shit, ragequit
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>>120721785 Punctation and capital letters, you fuck.
>made by 20 or so 72k stacks into trillions in 9k stacks Good, now you have to make proper stacks, not the mess you had earlier.
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Economic powerhouse China
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>>120722169 >Economic powerhouse China too easy
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>>120722105 i liked my 72k stacks, do you have any recommendations on how to reorganize my military?
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>>120722417 Stacks of 30 are usually recommended. They're large enough to be a threat but small enough not to incur attrition and you can stack them on a single spot or spread them out, as needed.
>>120722169 Not anymore. China is massively slowing down and there's a good chance it will fail to establish healthy enough and sustainable enough of a middle class, which is a requirement for becoming a wealthy nation.
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>>120722082 Nothing will beat this.
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>>120722280 Still never gonna be real.
>>120722417 As always 4GUA/INF 4ART 1HUS 1ENG for rebels, colonies and quick response and 4ART 1HUS 1ENG to fill with mobilized peasants.
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>>120722581 That's the joke
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>>120721012 >Instead of exiling them to France Alexander Karađorđević puts the cadet line in charge of Byzantium >the Radikalna Seljaćka Stranka enforces strict greekification/serbization of the Byzantine territory (Greece + Turkey) >Bulgaria is partitioned between Karađorđević Yugoslavia and Karađorđević Byzantium >Romunia is vassalized to Yugoslvia via the marriage between the princess of Romunia and Alexander I My Balkan Memeboner has never been more hard /gsg/, I need to go and pray to my Kara Đorđe shrine now (I have pics of Peter II, Alexander I and Peter I)
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>>120722629 wew lad if we're doing this we might as well allow females to inherit on the same rights of men all the time and allow them to inherit the caliphate
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>>120722864 >(I have pics of Peter II, Alexander I and Peter I) Faggot. I've got pics of all of their wives. :)
>tfw you posthumously cuck three kings Anonymous
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>>120722932 Good job giving them ideas for the next DLC
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>>120722629 motherfuck that pisses me off so much
R E A L I T Y I S N O T A V A L I D A R G U M E N T end this meme
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>>120722629 I wanna war dance all over that cuck.
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>>120723441 I don't know what the hell is with that video. When I first watched it I fucking hated it. And I hated it the same the second time I watched it, and the third. And the fourth... And now I watch it practically daily and know all the words...
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>>120723570 You exactly described my relationship with that video. Shit's scary, it's almost like some weird, sick porn. You feel bad for fapping to it, yet you keep fapping.
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Even if you don't like Sabaton you have to admit that Sabaton playing Uprising (song about the Warsaw Uprising of 1944) in Poland is a special experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmerZbDPXns Anonymous
>>120723852 >>120723570 >>120723441 you can't stop the slavnation of /gsg/
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>>120723852 videos spammed daily on /gsg/ have magical effects
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>>120723852 >>120723570 >>120723441 Honestly I liked the WWI video.
>>120724004 cheg it out! Im made of gold
t.charlemagne
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>>120724004 [servile instinct intensifies]
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>>120723962 >you can't stop the slavnation of /gsg/ Anonymous
>>120724148 >>120724004 >>120723962 >>120723936 >>120723852 >>120723570 Am
>>120723441 and I experience the same thing. ERB videos in general are just kind of hypnotic.
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>>120724148 >Honestly I liked the WWI video. All the actors are really really good, their expressions are priceless and they embody the figures really well. And htey all resemble the figures really well as well, even Gavrilo looks appropriately Slavic.
>>120724231 >ERB That one was done by BBC and not Peter/Loyd though.
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>>120723105 >genuinely fapping to Maria of Yugoslavia You might be the gay one here, m8
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>>120724306 Having France do nothing was a mistake though
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>>120724339 That was done for 100 years since the start of WW1. So I guess in 2039...
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>>120724652 Yeah that's one lacking part of the video. My guess they wanted to include France but couldn't fit them in anywhere. Or maybe they ran out of money, it is BBC.
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>>120724652 >>120724786 but france was an integral part of the video
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>>120724148 it was good tbh, actors played there parts amazing and it isn't even autistic as it looks
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>/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General >discuss shitty ebin memes video
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>>120725130 good song general
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>>120725130 Why not? We discuss grand strategies, history and all things adjacent to both. IMO history is one of the biggest draws to the grand strategies anyway so it makes sense.
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>>120725130 It started in the /grand shitposting general/ thread I made, I don't really see anything out of order here tbh.
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>>120725130 >not Grand Slovenian General >not Grand Shitposting General Anonymous
>>120725437 Slovenia's Legacy Mod when?
Mega Campaign Guy !cC72p18tTg
My only heir converted to orthodox and I don't even have ships to transport my armies with Give me some new goals and countries to play /gsg/ Here's a world map
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>>120725841 Not GROSS enough tbh. Should have united the whole South America, tbch lad.
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/gsg/, recommend me a nation and a goal in Divergences mod for V2
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So I watched the hoi4 gameplay video that paracuck had at their conference or whatever it was, and I was actually kinda liking the game, it didn't look amazing but something I would get on a sale and play around with. I was getting kinda excited at some features but the minute they said mana I stopped the video and my whole thought process of the game changed. I thought maybe there wouldn't be mana. Maybe the game would be alright. But no. Cucked again. hoi4 is gonna be bad. Real bad. Racial Yugoslavia bad.
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>>120725787 Start as an indian count, unify india
actually start in italy and fix that shit into a kingdom under your rule Anonymous
I have an idea for a mod (shamelessly stolen from three moves ahead, I'll admit) for Ck2 and I'm curious what you think about. What do you think about opinion being a hidden stat? Or, specifically, about real opinion being hidden and characters (player) can see =subjective= opinion (what they think someone else thinks of them) of themselves which is influenced by normal things opinions are influenced by but would differ from real opinion based on character's skill in intrigue and diplomacy, the skill of his spymaster and potentially other things (I think spy network could be revealed so as to push incrementally the apparent opinion of ruler of a county towards the real opinion of the character that's setting up the spy network. The motivation is obvious, I would think, right now a really unexpected out of nowhere event like the Red Wedding could never happen because you know the real 100% honest opinion of every character on the map, including many you've never met. I'm proposing a mod where you don't know any opinion of characters you haven't met or interacted with in some way (characters you've only met through other people such as pope would have their opinion heavily modified by loyalty and the opinion of your agent to them, in this your agent to the pope). But if you hide the opinions of people you haven't met and obfuscate the opinion of people you have met that makes the game much much much more interesting. Also, ideally, I'd like some sort of inertia implemented that changed how the opinion is modified and the elasticity of the opinion (so, for example, a wrothful character would lose opinion much faster and recover it much slower than someone that's very forgiving).
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I have an idea for a mod (shamelessly stolen from three moves ahead, I'll admit) for Ck2 and I'm curious what you think about. What do you think about opinion being a hidden stat? Or, specifically, about real opinion being hidden and characters (player) can see =subjective= opinion (what they think someone else thinks of them) of themselves which is influenced by normal things opinions are influenced by but would differ from real opinion based on character's skill in intrigue and diplomacy, the skill of his spymaster and potentially other things (I think spy network could be revealed so as to push incrementally the apparent opinion of ruler of a county towards the real opinion of the character that's setting up the spy network. The motivation is obvious, I would think, right now a really unexpected out of nowhere event like the Red Wedding could never happen because you know the real 100% honest opinion of every character on the map, including many you've never met. I'm proposing a mod where you don't know any opinion of characters you haven't met or interacted with in some way (characters you've only met through other people such as pope would have their opinion heavily modified by loyalty and the opinion of your agent to them, in this your agent to the pope). But if you hide the opinions of people you haven't met and obfuscate the opinion of people you have met that makes the game much much much more interesting. Also, ideally, I'd like some sort of inertia implemented that changed how the opinion is modified and the elasticity of the opinion (so, for example, a wrothful character would lose opinion much faster and recover it much slower than someone that's very forgiving).
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I have an idea for a mod (shamelessly stolen from three moves ahead, I'll admit) for Ck2 and I'm curious what you think about. What do you think about opinion being a hidden stat? Or, specifically, about real opinion being hidden and characters (player) can see =subjective= opinion (what they think someone else thinks of them) of themselves which is influenced by normal things opinions are influenced by but would differ from real opinion based on character's skill in intrigue and diplomacy, the skill of his spymaster and potentially other things (I think spy network could be revealed so as to push incrementally the apparent opinion of ruler of a county towards the real opinion of the character that's setting up the spy network. The motivation is obvious, I would think, right now a really unexpected out of nowhere event like the Red Wedding could never happen because you know the real 100% honest opinion of every character on the map, including many you've never met. I'm proposing a mod where you don't know any opinion of characters you haven't met or interacted with in some way (characters you've only met through other people such as pope would have their opinion heavily modified by loyalty and the opinion of your agent to them, in this your agent to the pope ). But if you hide the opinions of people you haven't met and obfuscate the opinion of people you have met that makes the game much much much more interesting. Also, ideally, I'd like some sort of inertia implemented that changed how the opinion is modified and the elasticity of the opinion (so, for example, a wrothful character would lose opinion much faster and recover it much slower than someone that's very forgiving).
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>>120724786 But France contributed nothing to WWI except kindly donating their fields to have men slaughtered on.
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>>120726389 or vanilla or hpm, i don't really give a shit
Agree x 2
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>>120726462 Racial man... Racial Yugoslavia
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>>120727117 Hungary
Take bosnia and slovenia,prevent trianon.
Also annex egypt.
and make israel possible
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>>120727285 Fuck me, radical fam
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>>120727419 vanilla, hpm, divergences?
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>>120727553 Lets get wild!
Vanilla m8!
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>>120727553 ______vanilla______ Anonymous
>>120727553 >>120727625 and genocide the romanians
That is all
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Remember lads, Bob Ross was our meme before the normies and bandwaggoners ruined it
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>>120722629 Fucking SJW history revisionists
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>>120727853 if he were fat he would have been Bob Groß
germaniums Anonymous
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I have an idea for a mod (shamelessly stolen from three moves ahead, I'll admit) for Ck2 and I'm curious what you think about. What do you think about opinion being a hidden stat? Or, specifically, about real opinion being hidden and characters (player) can see =subjective= opinion (what they think someone else thinks of them) of themselves which is influenced by normal things opinions are influenced by but would differ from real opinion based on character's skill in intrigue and diplomacy, the skill of his spymaster and potentially other things (I think spy network could be revealed so as to push incrementally the apparent opinion of ruler of a county towards the real opinion of the character that's setting up the spy network. The motivation is obvious, I would think, right now a really unexpected out of nowhere event like the Red Wedding could never happen because you know the real 100% honest opinion of every character on the map, including many you've never met. I'm proposing a mod where you don't know any opinion of characters you haven't met or interacted with in some way (characters you've only met through other people such as pope would have their opinion heavily modified by loyalty and the opinion of your agent to them, in this your agent to the pope ). But if you hide the opinions of people you haven't met and obfuscate the opinion of people you have met that makes the game much much much more interesting. Also, ideally, I'd like some sort of inertia implemented that changed how the opinion is modified and the elasticity of the opinion (so, for example, a wrothful character would lose opinion much faster and recover it much slower than someone that's very forgiving).
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I have an idea for a mod (shamelessly stolen from three moves ahead, I'll admit) for Ck2 and I'm curious what you think about. What do you think about opinion being a hidden stat? Or, specifically, about real opinion being hidden and characters (player) can see =subjective= opinion (what they think someone else thinks of them) of themselves which is influenced by normal things opinions are influenced by but would differ from real opinion based on character's skill in intrigue and diplomacy, the skill of his spymaster and potentially other things (I think spy network could be revealed so as to push incrementally the apparent opinion of ruler of a county towards the real opinion of the character that's setting up the spy network. The motivation is obvious, I would think, right now a really unexpected out of nowhere event like the Red Wedding could never happen because you know the real 100% honest opinion of every character on the map, including many you've never met. I'm proposing a mod where you don't know any opinion of characters you haven't met or interacted with in some way (characters you've only met through other people such as pope would have their opinion heavily modified by loyalty and the opinion of your agent to them, in this your agent to the pope ). But if you hide the opinions of people you haven't met and obfuscate the opinion of people you have met that makes the game much much much more interesting. Also, ideally, I'd like some sort of inertia implemented that changed how the opinion is modified and the elasticity of the opinion (so, for example, a wrothful character would lose opinion much faster and recover it much slower than someone that's very forgiving).
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I have an idea for a mod (shamelessly stolen from three moves ahead, I'll admit) for Ck2 and I'm curious what you think about. What do you think about opinion being a hidden stat? Or, specifically, about real opinion being hidden and characters (player) can see =subjective= opinion (what they think someone else thinks of them) of themselves which is influenced by normal things opinions are influenced by but would differ from real opinion based on character's skill in intrigue and diplomacy, the skill of his spymaster and potentially other things (I think spy network could be revealed so as to push incrementally the apparent opinion of ruler of a county towards the real opinion of the character that's setting up the spy network. The motivation is obvious, I would think, right now a really unexpected out of nowhere event like the Red Wedding could never happen because you know the real 100% honest opinion of every character on the map, including many you've never met. I'm proposing a mod where you don't know any opinion of characters you haven't met or interacted with in some way (characters you've only met through other people such as pope would have their opinion heavily modified by loyalty and the opinion of your agent to them, in this your agent to the pope). But if you hide the opinions of people you haven't met and obfuscate the opinion of people you have met that makes the game much much much more interesting. Also, ideally, I'd like some sort of inertia implemented that changed how the opinion is modified and the elasticity of the opinion (so, for example, a wrothful character would lose opinion much faster and recover it much slower than someone that's very forgiving).
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I have an idea for a mod (shamelessly stolen from three moves ahead, I'll admit) for Ck2 and I'm curious what you think about. What do you think about opinion being a hidden stat? Or, specifically, about real opinion being hidden and characters (player) can see =subjective= opinion (what they think someone else thinks of them) of themselves which is influenced by normal things opinions are influenced by but would differ from real opinion based on character's skill in intrigue and diplomacy, the skill of his spymaster and potentially other things (I think spy network could be revealed so as to push incrementally the apparent opinion of ruler of a county towards the real opinion of the character that's setting up the spy network. The motivation is obvious, I would think, right now a really unexpected out of nowhere event like the Red Wedding could never happen because you know the real 100% honest opinion of every character on the map, including many you've never met. I'm proposing a mod where you don't know any opinion of characters you haven't met or interacted with in some way (characters you've only met through other people such as pope would have their opinion heavily modified by loyalty and the opinion of your agent to them, in this your agent to the pope). But if you hide the opinions of people you haven't met and obfuscate the opinion of people you have met that makes the game much much much more interesting. Also, ideally, I'd like some sort of inertia implemented that changed how the opinion is modified and the elasticity of the opinion (so, for example, a wrothful character would lose opinion much faster and recover it much slower than someone that's very forgiving).
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>>120728461 Nice to see you followed my advice and started using
poal.me when I was away. Thanks, lad.
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Tips to play as Charlesmeme? I make the HRE and divide it in kingdoms between my vassals but, when I die, the fucking powerful kingdoms try to get independence and I as Pepin get fucked
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>>120728461 This is for that one cuck who wanted my poland pics
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>>120728461 >Unite northern Italy And southern Italy while you're at it why leave a job half done
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>>120722629 cmon guise it's clearly a troll,
r-right? Anonymous
>>120729745 >greater How groß was it at it's peak?
>>120729768 >releasing mongolia in 1936 >not waiting for the rebellion kill yourself
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So, my hoi3tfh.exe doesn't work at all, but my forthemotherland.exe does, I can't fix it no matter what the fuck I do, but my question is, is If I just play ftm will I still get a solid hoi3 experience? I'm not going to miss out on a whole bunch am I? Will it be fine just so learn to play on ftm and not fuck with tfh for now? Or is it impairitive that I play tfh since it's the latest patch?
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so I finished my CK2 campaign and want to port it over to EUIV, but I had version 1.8 of EUIV and the ported save wouldn't work without 1.12. downloaded 1.12 and the save doesn't appear how do I fix this shit
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So, my hoi3tfh.exe doesn't work at all, but my forthemotherland.exe does, I can't fix it no matter what the fuck I do, but my question is, is If I just play ftm will I still get a solid hoi3 experience? I'm not going to miss out on a whole bunch am I? Will it be fine just so learn to play on ftm and not fuck with tfh for now? Or is it impairitive that I play tfh since it's the latest patch?
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>>120729992 it's vanilla
And stop calling my homeland Mongolia.
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>>120730146 >being an Ungarian unironically wew lad
>>120730278 >chocolateposting >>>/poal.me/ Anonymous
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>>120730757 t. Crimson Head
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>>120729745 Okay, starting as the only Italian non-theocracy
Legacy of Slovenia lad
>>120725742 I'll release a base version once all the pops and provinces are in working order. Just sit tight until then, I'll keep posting updates.
t. Legacy of Slovenia lad
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>>120725841 How much did you blob into Africa?
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>>120731312 t. Legacy of Slovenia lad
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>>120730960 Shit, I want to see that culture map.
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>>120731363 t. Rhodesia Anon
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>>120731467 t. Mega Campaign Lad
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>>120731523 t. Mega Campaign Guy
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>>120731548 t. Mega Campaign Fam
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>>120731612 t.willy waggler
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>>120731612 t. Mega Campaign Dude
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>>120731757 t. Mega Campaign Man
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>>120731757 DANK
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>>120731970 t. Mega Campaign Boy
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>>120732017 No need. They fuck themselves :^)
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>>120732020 Oi lad, how's your first day on /gsg/ going?
>>120732112 t. Mega Campaign Girl
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>>120732195 t. Mega Campaign Lass
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>>120732180 >those casualties Anonymous
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>>120732290 t. Mega Campaign Cuck
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>>120732290 t.mega bellum hominis
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>>120732371 t. Megafeldzugjunge
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I don't get it. Why do you WANT to blob into Africa in Vic2? Like I can understand for the RGOs that you need for later factories (like rubber) but other than that, why? Seems you can get the same thing just sphere-ing an african country.
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Do any of the HoI III DLCs, besides the 3 big expansions, provide additional non-cosmetic content? Events, mechanics, etc.
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>>120732538 t. Mega Kampania Chłop
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>>120732148 >>120732195 >gsg >having standards come on now
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>The map for the Winter War scenario in BICE looks like a spoopy ghost :(
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>>120732547 You can't recruit soldiers from a sphereling.
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>>120732476 Still, nothing beats this Austrian gem.
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>>120730960 >Italija why does this feel so right
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I don't get it. Why do you WANT to blob into Africa in Vic2? Like I can understand for the RGOs that you need for later factories (like rubber) but other than that, why? Seems you can get the same thing just sphere-ing an african country.
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>>120732808 You can't recruit soldiers from a sphereling.
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I don't get it. Why do you WANT to blob into Africa in Vic2? Like I can understand for the RGOs that you need for later factories (like rubber) but other than that, why? Seems you can get the same thing just sphere-ing an african country.
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>>120730951 DEUS VULT LADS
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>>120732754 A.FUCKING.KETTLE.
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>>120732958 >>120733019 >>120733039 >>120733062 You can't recruit soldiers from a sphereling.
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>>120732683 but if you recruit soldiers in africa, they just stay in africa unless you bring ships around for them.
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>>120733126 That's what assault ships are for, lad.
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>>120733097 but if you recruit soldiers in africa, they just stay in africa unless you bring ships around for them.
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>>120732808 Revenge for Trst and Gorica
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>>120733039 peccatores,te rogamus,audi nos
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>>120732570 I'm wondering the same thing
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>>120733509 t. Sloveneslayer
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>>120733543 t. Bulgarslayer
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>>120733584 t. Magyarslayer
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>>120724856 Link to the vid?
I have not seen
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>>120733625 t. Polackslayer
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>>120733690 t. Nickyposter
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>>120733226 you mean transports?
But that takes forever. That's really the reason? More soldier POPs?
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So should i post a screenshot of my actual /gsg/ game and get ignored or write t. meme and get at least one reply?
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>>120733720 t. Russkieslayer
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>>120733885 I will reply and tell you how shitty you're doing lad
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>>120733837 >But that takes forever. Git gud
>That's really the reason? More soldier POPs? There's also more direct control over the RGOs that just having that country in your sphere and the map is pretty.
>>120733889 t. Krautslayer
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>>120732180 >tfw if the french weren't surrender monkeys 5000 italians would have died Mega Campaign Guy !cC72p18tTg
>>120733039 HERETICS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>120733284 Gaudeat igitur populus Christi, et gratias agat Domino
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>>120734060 200 is better than 0.
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>>120734041 >someone saved my OC I feel flattered tbh.
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>>120734081 >that gold wtf, hire mercs to get highest war contribution
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Do any of the HoI III DLCs, besides the 3 big expansions, provide additional non-cosmetic content? Events, mechanics, etc.
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>>120734081 >not playing as that comfy Slovenia Anonymous
>>120732754 Wasnt this battle proven to be a wiki hoax that never really happened?
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>>120734031 I'm just trying to imagine like, France grabbing some african land, raising soldiers there, and then transporting them back to the mainland to die against the germans.
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>Describe HoI4 in three words. A swede dildo
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>>120734273 saved everything you did with the original filenames tbh
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>>120734616 A Fuhrer Mana
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>>120734474 I don't think it was proven one way or another. I still consider it canon.
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>>120734616 A radical Byzantium
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>>120734631 where's your blow me and mom spaghetti one?
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>>120734041 I fucking hate the BBC.
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>>120734761 sure they existed, but they didn't bring them to Europe, right?
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>>120735297 >This force played a substantial role in the conquest of the empire, in World War I, World War II, the First Indochina War and the Algerian War. You didn't even open the link. How many times do I have to tell you to kill yourself?
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>>120735482 It just said "fought in WWI" it didn't say "fought in WWI, in Europe."
>>120735395 well there you go. I stand corrected. Thank you.
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>>120734081 >Waldensians in charge of battles >>120734285 I only have 18 ships, so the amount I can actually move is limited
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>>120705131 >take alsace: 30 mana >take pas de calais: 40 mana >take centre: 21 mana Oh god why
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>>120717170 No, because even if you have full infante armies in the mountains bordering Burma with some truly ebin generals, they'll just blockade you to death.
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>>120736030 Dank meme my friend.
What's next, Chunk Norris?
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I just moved from EU4 to Hearts of Darkness. What's the point of having high literacy?
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>>120735687 It's over lads
>tfw the HRE is allied to the Byzantines Anonymous
>>120736513 Just encourage farmers so that you get the most out of your RGOs
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>>120736513 go on the archive>victoria 2>guide for faggots who like to be spoonfed
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>>120736513 people can read if you have high literacy
t. HPM
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>>120736746 >1870 >not researching machine guns dont you want to
__blob__ Africa?
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>>120736736 JOHAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>120737160 That's a shitpost from a couple days ago Part of the joke was that I used inr to research all the techs, so I had nothing to research Mega Campaign Guy !cC72p18tTg
>>120737209 I'll take my anger out on these Khazars
Since they have no boats all I have to do is wait
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>>120701134 >Dobrudja not part of Romania Mega Campaign Guy !cC72p18tTg
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Should I keep their name as Sardinia-Piedmont, make it Sicily-Piedmont, or just make it Savoy? They are still the House of Savoy surprisingly
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Just tried to install HPM, it crashes when it tries to load rivers, anyone know of a fix?
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>>120737862 too many memes in this mod
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>>120737862 Sardinia-Sicily-Piedmont
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How am I doing for my first VeF game? I chose osman and it's been exactly 20 years since the game start, and my only territory at the beginning is the black circle. I want to create the historical ottoman empire before 1500. The only problem is those kipchak mongolian shits have some territory in anatolia, and they're blobby as fuck and have an army of 50k. The next biggest army, france, is 32k... I can manage 25k if I make some mercs.
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>>120738474 You're asking to be memed on anon
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Why is combat in EU4 so shit?>defending on mountains with god tier general >attacked by inferior force >all military ideas >still lose Serves me right for playing such a meme game I guess.
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>>120738678 You got a problem with that?
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>>120738719 It's a way to filter out the memers, and it worked, so I changed it to Savoy.
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>>120738881 ur waifu
a shit Anonymous
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>>120738821 Shit, I just payed 8$ for 3 extensions of this game to see if it was better now. Havent played since launch.
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Hope you're ready for the dankest new meme that's going to take /gsg/ by storm, lads.
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>>120739120 And vice versa, lad.
>a skank anal slut No tbh
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>>120739340 Crimean Khanate
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>>120739414 RADICAL !!!! MAN
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>still no good films on the conquest of tenochtitlán
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>>120728808 >>120734264 >Ne pas pouvoir être Pepin "J'ai baisé ta copine" le bossu pleb tbh
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>>120739340 >AUSTRIAAAAAAA Anonymous
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>>120739414 Where is this even from? Yugoslavia was never called "radical Yugoslavia".
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Realism is not a meaningful argument
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Realism is not a meaningful argument
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>United States of America called USA>Soviet Union called Soviet Union>Yugoslavia >Radical Yugoslavia >t.Johan
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>>120740670 >that literacy hnggggg
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>>120740670 >no blobbing into Africa >barely any Afro-Brazilians >Near fully Catholic >Integralists >99.5% literacy >all them boats >that cash flow Anon, this would be the perfect game if your industry score was higher.
Why didn't you dismantle anyone?
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>>120740670 How did you get that many pops?
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>>120740591 Alright lads, Israel won
Now how do I start as them without wasting 50 years playing as an European GP just to create them first of all?
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>>120741953 He could be a fascist democracy
>>120742101 Changeowner all their provinces to ISR then tag to them
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>>120742101 remove the tech requirements for the Balfour decision
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>>120741953 Being gamey, at the start of the game you are at war with Rio Grande do Sul, so I let them beat me until i have 50% WE, then I annexed them and declared war on Ryukyu so I kept my WE at 50% and passed reforms like a madman(all the political ones and the school ones plus one healthcare) then peaced out, with these reforms you evenly match and outpace the USA in immigrants until they get their bonuses, then research pop growth techs and pass healthcare reforms.
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>>120742441 I always wan't reforms but I can't bring my self to be a gamey fuck
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GOOD MORNING BOYS AND GIRLS
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>>120742454 Salut tout le monde, c'est moi, quill18, et maintenant je vais jouer au Europa Universalis quatre!
For real, anyone actually tried watching french /gsg/ let's plays? They're usually comfier even though I only understand about half of what they say. Anonymous
>>120742768 >furry >bisexual >anti-fascist >master of grand strategy How can one man be so based?
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>>120742830 What's with /gsg/ and the concentration of Francoboos and love for France in general?
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>>120742974 Overreaction against krautboos
I'm more of a wendaboo myself
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>>120742974 Car on est tout français.
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>>120743087 I'm a Luxemboo
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>>120743087 What the actual fuck is a wendaboo?
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>>120743087 >Marian Gaweł.jpg You cannot be a ~boo for a culture you're a part of, panie kolego.
>>120743158 Don't get me wrong, I am not anit-French, just curious.
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>>120743293 Wendish empire fam
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The 1844 collapse events fired well enough. Frankfurt has only 7 brigades and they're mobilized. A player can probably win by taking out each enemy at a time, since defeating them is supposed to puppet them and them auto-call them in, with integration happening post-civil war.
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>>120743293 toilet cleaners tbh
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>>120734352 Some of the DLC are actual mods, but they haven't been updated to TFH so you have to play FTM in order to use them.
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>>120743293 I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Slavs, is in fact, Wends and Slavs, or as I've recently taken to calling it, masterrace and slavshits. Slavs are not an ethnic group unto itself, but merely a linguistic group made useful by based Wends, a vital group thanks to which Europe exists.
Many /int/ users mistake Wends for Slavs every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Wendish group is often called "Slavs", and many of /int/olerants are not aware that it is basically the Wends, a Central European masterrace.
There really are Slavs, but Wends are no part of it. Wends are different, much more civilized and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Slavs often include Wends, but basically it's Slavs with Wends added. All the so called "Western Slavs" are really Wends.
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>>120743460 Is this the shitty Muslim America mod?
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>>120743602 t. toilet cleaner
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>>120743702 >Muslim America >shitty well meme'd!
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>>120743702 No, America is Spanish, Portuguese, English, French, and parts of it are German.
There was a Swedish part but I conquered it in the EU4 segment.
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>>120743789 All I rememeber was there is some shitty mod with al-muhhamdericastan
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>>120743937 That's Liangmod
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>>120743852 t. Muhammad Ali
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>>120743460 Is there an ETA for this mod? It looks interesting.
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>>120743594 >Jihad starts >The caliph has 2k soldiers wew
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>>120743852 oh yeah you are the shitty germany blob mod sorry for forgetting you
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>>120744030 Only if you post more kotblini tbh
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>>120744154 t-thanks
i've been working on the events for them to fall apart and the pic i posted was the result
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I know this is meta and I also know the OP is holy to some of you, but considering we have had plenty of threads without the actual image recently nobody cares as much now.
One thing /gsg/ likes to argue about all the time is borders. I recently stumbled across a website:
>http://geacron.com and it has maps of the world from every year 3000BC to 2015. Of course it is quite inaccurate for maps during the dark ages and years before ~500AD as well as the steppes and africa where there weren't clearly defined borders until the 19th century. I find it a useful tool myself and maybe we can add it to the OP, possibly under the random nation picker?
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>>120744626 >Darfur Wait what
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>>120744518 yeah good thing that happens, is India still german?
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So the icon for Craven... what the fuck is it?
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>>120744812 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darfur I didn't know it existed either but another useful tool is that every name on the map has a relevant wikipedia link.
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>>120744986 Its an ostrich burrowing its head
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>>120744986 Kill yourself you blind fuck.
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>>120744986 ostrich burying his head
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>>120744986 Ostrich with its head in the sand, dumbfuck
>>120744626 Maybe?
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>>120745081 >>120745138 >>120745162 Medieval europeans didn't know about ostriches
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>>120744626 Kinda old news, we already messed with that a couple of times in the past
But I'm all for it.
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>>120744905 until i write the events for them, yeah, the Ostend Company still rules them. not puppeted though
i'm still deciding how to model its fall tbh
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>>120744150 STOP THE BOATS
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>>120745309 Realism isn't a valid argument tbh lad
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>>120742861 Source on that shit lad?
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>>120745654 You can't stop the boats, there were no naval battles in the middle ages :^)
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ALRIGHT LADS, AFTER MORE THAN A WEEK I FINALLY DELIVER.
For the next qt couple I decided to make a poal. Add your own answers ofc.
http://poal.me/29epfw http://poal.me/29epfw http://poal.me/29epfw Anonymous
>>120745824 >Tusk Republic Anonymous
>>120746008 Better than King Jaroslav I tbh.
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>>120745309 Yes they did. Google it.
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>>120745305 Is anyone going to say yes/no?
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>>120746396 It's funny to think that the OP is getting so convoluted with shit that either the steamgroup warning or the "this day in history" will have to go someday.
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>>120746310 Idź się kurwa zabij, pisiorze jebany. Powrót 4-tej RP, ja piredolę... Mega Campaign Guy !cC72p18tTg
>>120746249 >die >Get 5,000 johanbucks I should die more often tbh
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>>120746548 Ditch the steamgroup warning for a shorter one, voila, 300 extra characters
>We don't have an official steamgroup, report and ignore those claiming we do simple
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>>120746667 I did that for one OP.
Suffice to say, there was a mild shitstorm over it.
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Well I failed to become Gommie.
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>>120745081 I always thought it was a raven.
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>>120746772 I think we should use the following for the next OP:
>We don't have an official steamgroup, report and ignore those claiming otherwise. How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, October 30th:
637 – Antioch surrenders to the Muslim forces under Rashidun Caliphate after the Battle of the Iron Bridge.
758 – Guangzhou is sacked by Arab and Persian pirates.
1270 – The Eighth Crusade and siege of Tunis end by an agreement between Charles I of Sicily (brother to King Louis IX of France, who had died months earlier) and the sultan of Tunis.
1922 – Benito Mussolini is made Prime Minister of Italy.
1941 – One billion five hundred Jews from Pidhaytsi (in western Ukraine) are sent by Nazis to Bełżec extermination camp.
>News HOI4 - DD 30
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/hearts-of-iron-iv-30th-development-diary-23rd-of-october-2015.888041/ EU4 DD 22/10
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-dev-diary-october-22nd-2015.887930/ >Random Country Picker http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/ >Historical Maps geacron.com/ # Archive
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WZZFXDyT!yyb25ZuLdLs0B8vhoKS3LA # Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST. http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76 >>[EU4] - BDSM http://pastebin.com/vYbnKvK2 >>[CK2 - 2.4.3] - After The End etc etc etc
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>>120745685 Best europe + surrounding tbh
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>>120746851 No, a sensible Polack desperately looking for reasons to not run away from this shithole. If only the 'Muricans let me in.
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>>120747079 MUH STEAMGROUP WARNING
MUH RAIDS
MUH SHITPOSTER OP
FUCK OFF ROB
FUCK OFF TURKSLAYER
FUCK OFF KOJAK
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>120746936 >no.2 military >as China wew
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>>120747129 >no switzerland intothetrash.jpg
>>120747079 t. steamgroup
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>>120747219 what's at the top is identical to the current one
>"I walked outside" is the same as
>"I used my legs to move my body into an area without a ceiling" Anonymous
>>120747468 Nice falseflag, Turkslayer
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>>120747564 I don't even know what the problem is
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>>120747135 >muh theocracy >muh Ciemnogród >the only thing we can do is migrate! stop whining and do something productive, like killing yourself.
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>>120747463 >2k troops vs 40k and 98 decadence >He still wins damn he called in a lot of muslims
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>>120725841 >Cisplatina still not reclaimed It is shit and you should feel like shit.
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>play newest version of blackice >soviet union >a billion redundant corps sitting about for aviation >nkvd corps >all this combined with purges gives me 55% officer ratio This is going to be pure suffering
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>>120748067 >muh 500pln >muh 3 million apartaments >muh privatization Yeah, you kill yourself first.
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>>120745824 Im kinda proud of Willy's uniform tbh. I used oak leaves for the rank, because elves live trees and obviously the most german tree there is is oak.
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>everyone has gas defense expect for you
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>>120748586 what?
stop trolling in here please
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>>120748068 We did it lads
>this color Anonymous
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>>120745309 Next you are going to tell me Rome didn't met China.
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>>120749213 I misspelled "except"
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>>120739414 SAAAAAINTS SKATE SKATE SK8 SK8 CUM
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>>120747135 Are you one of these guys crying all over tumblr/facebook that you want to run away because PiS won the elections?
Kill yourself to be honest.
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>war begins in april >try defending france >get rekt >oh well >all german submarines seem to be in a doomstack and I suck at naval warfare >lose 2 carriers to ITALY, but managed to fuck some of their naval shit up too >Italians send 30 divisions to Egypt >3 of my divisions are trapped but not encircled yet because of the weird movement paths >Germans take over BERMUDA and Freetown believable worlds
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>>120749653 Nah, I'm just looking at this country over the years and there's less and less things keeping me here, and by here I also mean this world.
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Can we just agree these are the most aesthetically pleasuring borders possible?
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>>120749994 >caring >not enjoying your sad but simple life. Anonymous
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>>120750117 >no Switzerland Things like that are just not aceptable. It's an unspoken rule to keep Switzeralnd unchanged in all meme maps.
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>>120750010 its ogre now fags
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>>120750117 >Gross Israel >Gross Sweden Literally Johan lads
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>>120750332 EIN REICH
EIN VOLK
EIN TICKET
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>>120750232 Eh, I won't kill myself, but the problems are just running too deep for me to simply stop caring.
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>>120745824 Ogre Johan vs Dwarf Wiz when?
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>>120749653 >Moving away from Poland now when its soon gonna invade, rape and pillage cuckold west wow lad
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>>120750282 >412 possible brigades >can mobilize 269 >that naval power Made me hard tbh
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>>120750836 Papież nie żyje, został nam tylko Ojciec Dyrektor.
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>>120751495 POZNAŃ JE NASZ
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Are you watching Bob Ross Joy of Painting while blobbing, /gsg/? WHY THE FUCK NOT? twitch DOT tv/bobross
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>>120751495 >no Switzerland Seriously, why won't you cunts fuck off?
>>120751727 >twitch Kill yourself.
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>>120751647 You've got Lithuania, be grateful.
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>bored of ck2 >bored of HoI3 >bored of BICE >bored of eu4 >bored of v2 >>I should finally try HPM >>I'm gonna play a communist japan game and conquer the USA >this happens If HPM was a meme mod I swear you guys got me so fucking good
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>>120750486 Soon enough
t. Drawfag
Actually in under a week
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>>120752014 ... I don't get it what's going on the map?
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>>120751936 But Poznan and Gdansk are rightful Polish land, Lithuania is not. And Germanium is already groß enough.
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>>120751727 >twitch >not downloading every season of every episode including the instructional series so you can watch them whenever you want. GET ON MY LEVEL YOU HAPPY LITTLE TREE.
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>>120752014 What's wrong, I dont get it? Yeah you got yourself a Heavenly which is semi rare, but nothing special.
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>>120739414 I expected more upboats tbh lads.
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>>120752175 the HK won the civil war
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>>120752335 >>120752175 THIS IS NOT NORMAL YOU CUNTS NOBODY EVEN HELPED TAIPING
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>>120752212 >Poznan and Gdansk are rightful Polish land Anonymous
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>>120752375 happens 1/4 of the time nowadays. happened in my first hpm game too
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>Charlie will never EVER be king This world is cruel and unfair
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>>120752375 >>120752454 Oh I thought they still were at war. It's pretty rare though, they've lost the rebellion in all of my games.
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>>120752454 God helped them.
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>>120752472 I bet you also think that Trst isn't Slovene, you huge memester.
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>>120752472 Well Poland have both Poznan and Gdansk, and Germany signed the border treaty. Also Germans got kicked out so I wouldn't call it German land.
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>>120752618 Rightful Austrian clay
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>>120752865 t. Kraut/krautboo
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>>120752575 >>120752579 >>120752335 >>120752375 >>120752175 none of the chinese states are substates now. how does this affect my game? easier because I can get chink clay or harder because everybody else can get chinese clay?
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Why is downloading Muss from the steam workshop such a pain in the ass
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>>120705131 God that fucking map
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>>120753648 why is he so sad?
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>>120753783 Treaty of Versailles
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>>120753783 Thinking about HoI4
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Playing as Paraguay in HPM, main goal is to remain as a dictatorship for the rest of the game, hence why I'm not a GP. Anyway, Brazil decided to attack me for the 3rd time already and both USA and Argentina refused to join on their side, so they're pretty fucked. What should I do to weaken the shit out of them and make these wars stop already?
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>>120753783 didn't buy stellaris
pls Anonymous
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>>120705131 >Bulgarian demands >Take Wilno Oh god I didn't even notice that before
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>>120753937 Wasn't harsh enough
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>>120751495 Japan with exactly their modern day borders plus Sakhalin, Korea, Taiwan and the Phillipines always makes me hard, though it missed Hawaii and the bigger pacific islands tbh
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>>120754345 treaty of trianon best day of my life
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>>120754218 Just make them go bankrupt, maybe blob a little.
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Alright lads, I've always hated the AFPG SAF flag, it just really annoys me for some reason, the symbolism is all there but it just feels wrong, particularly the order the colours are in, so I changed it a bit and I want to know which you think is better. Left is AFPG's and right is my revision of it.
Ignore the orange border around the horn, I couldn't get it off.
https://poal.me/9x8mvf Anonymous
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>>120754716 What is up with that map.
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>>120754716 >didn't unite all South American peoples under one banner 0/10 try again
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if i have sphered a country that is a puppet, who gets to have access to its' resources?
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>>120754542 just make the line horizontal instead of a slash
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>>120754716 HoI3's South American borders are so fucking shit
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>>120754716 >vichy french guyana wew lad
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Well guys, I'm back for a bitI fixed all of the decision errors that showed up in validator. Just fixing the ones for events, then I'll finally fix South Africa, add some flavor and release Testing really is useful
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Nowa Polska independence from that faggot anon's computer when
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>they would not accept this
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>>120755586 RHINE ELBE DANUBE
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>>120755586 Howdy, germanic servants! Check it out, I'm made of gold!
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>>120755727 RHEIN-ELBE-DANUBE
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>>120755632 But don't you see all that empty land they still have unoccupied?!?!?!
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>>120755920 t. Charlemagne
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>>120755951 >>120756158 >mpw i found out how he died Anonymous
>>120756350 STREETS
Fuck Ghandi tbh. Anonymous
>>120756360 We should have bombed every taig neighbourhood
Irish are subhuman filth
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>>120756457 There should've been a World War in Asia tbh
Agree x1
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Reminder that the Scots cucked themselves in a union with England
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>>120756098 >empty land Indeed.
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>>120756920 >Scotland has the biggest deficit in Europe and the developed world >England pays all of it for them YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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I actually like EUIV tbh lads.
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>Scotland has independent culture, languages, identity and people >Still vote to stay cucked by the brits YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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>>120757284 >>Scotland has independent culture, languages, identity and people Anonymous
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>>120754218 take the state north of RGDS
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>>120749689 are you playing an older version? Why didn't you get the "all colonies to free france!" bug?
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>>120749367 ITS TIME
THE HOLY ROMAN CUCKDOM HERETICS WILL DIE
DEUS VULT
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I am 12 and what is this?
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>>120757349 >scottish culture best skirts
good booze
"culture"
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Lads what the EUIV equivalent to HPM or BICE? By that I mean a total conversion that adds a bunch of cool shit.
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>>120758808 Why,
____uninstall.exe____ , of course!
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Is it worth Buying EU3 : complete in the sale (yes or no)?
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>>120758992 >complete Get chronicles
Complete is incomplete
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>>120758895 >>120758992 No, EU3 and the whole EU franchise is shit.
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>>120758895 >>120758975 I predicted these retarded shitposts. I should have clarified I want ACTUAL ANSWERS.
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>>120759231 Hey, its all i got when I asked the same question a few threads ago
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>>120759231 Maybe Vef? Every meme made for Eu4 is either shit meme tier or bloated as fuck.
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>>120758234 Wait, is HRE a heretic religion? If so that's hilarious
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>>120759231 There aren't any answers. The only good mods for the most recent games get developed here: HPM, early HPP, and AtE. HIP is quasi-OK as Meneth started here but moved.
There are no good mods for EU4 because no one here plays it, Reddit is fine with memes as is paradoxplaza.
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>>120758234 Fuck I got captured
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>>120758808 Columbus Was Right Map Project
deletes the americas
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>>120758808 You can try BDSM or Lex Talionis II, the only two mods I know that aren't bloated. But the nobles in LT II are a joke, revolting and breaking half of the countries within 30 years.
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>>120759485 Yeah it went full meme for absolutely no reason
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>>120759231 __Uninstall.exe__ is generally pretty popular. Or I guess Veritas et Fortitudo or whatever the fuck it's called is alright, though the mechanics are weird and trade is greatly changed
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>>120759569 >>120759469 I'm going to be honest I don't mind bloat. The more new events the better because I do enjoy having a more focused and narrow game, like HPM with Victoria II. So keep that in mind, which one?
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>>120760132 If you REALLY don't care about bloat, VeF has its perks, as does MEIOU&Taxes.
That's about it though.
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>>120759738 Name my son /gsg/
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>>120759738 >Islam in eastern europe Top khazar banter tbh
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>>120760293 Thanks lad. I'll try both and see which one has the most events and additions and shit.
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Is Divided Colonies any good for EU4?
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How is the NWO mod for Vic2?
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In HoI3 if you control a straight/canal can enemy ships still pass through it? Such as the Suez Canal. Or the Gibralter Straight (do straights and canals work differently in this regard?)
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>>120760336 Nice, where should I expand next?
>>120760669 you just missed it lad
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>>120760631 No they cannot pass through it
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>>120760818 I was 4th to reply though? You only having 3 names to a name now?
And you need Benis in every character anyway. If you don't do stupid shit this will be a boring game
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>>120760132 >>120760293 And if you really don't care about memes, too
>VeF >start a war against an african OPM as an european nation >a modifier fires giving you +100% manpower recover speed Anonymous
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>>120760818 Pisa/Genoa and get a foothold on the mainland
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>>120760909 Thanks, the British are about to get rekt then
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>>120760770 stop playing with our hearts, show proof you are the real one
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>>120753041 Easier, because it's now harder for China to form and become a steamroller.
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>>120758808 >equivalent to HPM or BICE? You mean horrible bloat mods that are only useful as the butt of a joke?
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>>120760818 What the fuck is that name
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>>120761212 I already said that I enjoy bloat you retarded faggot.
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>>120761113 I'm not the guy. I just followed his posts for a long time and saved a few of his screenshots. Wished he would come back.
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>>120760631 It depends.
Sometimes straits have ships blocking units moving across them. Bosporus strait is one of them IIRC.
Other times straits block ships moving if the land is controlled. Gibraltar is one of these.
Canals are always the latter
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Would the world be a better place if radical Yugoslavia still existed?
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>>120755524 Right? That fucktard just left us hanging.
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>>120761340 You could have just asked for us to recommend bad mods then
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>>120760336 How to h*ck did christians save Iberia?
Every single game I play they are quickly gobbled up and then the muds start dicking france.
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>>120761340 Black ice isn't bloat, its just shit, meme modifiers everywhere, with enough gaming gemrnany can produce almost free divisions, also this
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>bloat mod What even does this mean? Is it just every mod you don't like?
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>>120761838 Whatever then nigger. Got any recommendations for the worst shit mod?
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>>120700190 >That Manpower Also, who's controlling the Nile?
Post more, it's always nice to see HoI3, I'm currently playing as the Reich is January 1942 and I'm planning the invasion of the USA