All of this Gayninja dickriding recently has actually made me physically recoil in disgust. Between giving Gayninja an overpowered hidden ability, shoehorning it into Sm4sh, and now giving it a special snowflake fusion form in the Ashnime, Gayninja's popularity feels so illegitimate and forced. I cannot take this dumb frog and its fans seriously. Gen 7 cannot come soon enough for when Gayninja is essentially replaced with the next flavor-of-the-month starter.
>be me >15 betafag >plays Pokemon constantly, virgin >realize I'll die a virgin >decide to use nerd powers to get laid >sets plan in motion >have black friend steal girls purse >beat up black friend and give purse back >she says thank you and takes me to lunch as thank you >talk a lot, she loves Pokemon too >go back to her place to duel >charzard vs pikachu >I destroy her >she asks if that's the only thing I wanna destroy >Virgin brain goes hair wire >immediately start kissing her >pulls down her pants >tfw she has a penis larger than mine >Tfw she's a drag queen >doesn't matter had sex >let him blow me >fuck his ass >leave afterward >find out a week later I have HIV >tfw I got HIV by a Pokemon playing drag queen >tfw I still jerk to charzard because he reminds me of that day >I'm gay now >Pokemon got me laid >betafag ftw
She has the most inaccurate ge/n./der r.atio ever. She can't even be m./.a/.le. She's too fe./mi./n./ine to be a male for fucks sake. Nobody even likes her as a ma//.le either.
>Ash and Serena get married and have a baby girl >Jessie and James get married and have a baby boy >Both kids meet and become the best of friends >The grow up together and go on a adventure with their Pokemon >Amour restarts
>Confirmed to have protean in the new opening lyrics >New form confirmed to give it just as big power boost as an mega evolution would, maybe even bigger >Doesn't need to hold an item to "synchroshit" evolve
How cancer will Pokemon Z be if this AG bullshit tier frog is in the games?
