Why Bowser is not a pokemon?

Got a new computer.
Need reaction images.
Post em here.

What's the best town/city music in the whole Pokémon series? For me, it's Village Bridge. Having to go around to different NPCs to get the full song was novel, and the plaintive old dude warbling gets me every time.

Has anyone here ever done an After You setup in doubles and done decently?

>when he doesn't aim to catch em all

What the woof did you just woofing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class barking in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been barking involved barking in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed aura spheres bark. I am trained barking in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper barking in the entire US armed forces bark. You are nothing to me but just another target bark. I will wipe you the woof out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my woofing words bark. You think you can get away with saying ing that derg to me over the barking internet? Think again, woofer bark. As we speak I am contacting ing my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot bark. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life bark. You’re woofing dead, kid bark. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can aura sphere you barking in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands bark. Not only am I extensively trained barking in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marbarking ine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the contbarking inent, you little derg bark. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to brbarking ing down upon you, maybe you would have held your woofing tongue bark. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot bark. I will derg fury all over you and you will drown barking in it bark. You’re woofing ing dead, kiddo bark.

Here we go with this.
I'm doing a Sanqui randomized run. Here's the link for those interested: http://sanqui.rustedlogic.net/randomizer/#pokered
A random batch of 251 pokemon from all 6 gens are implemented.

7 or 0 gets to name our character.
4, 8, or 9 gets to name our rival.

>http://projectpokemon.org/forums/showthread.php?46315-Pok%E9mon-Rutile-Ruby-and-Star-Sapphire-v1-2-%28No-Gateway-CFW-Needed!-Updated-with-Hans-support!%29/page7

Anyone else playing through this? Installing with hans is surprisingly easy and I don't have to delete my updates from the game.

>On August 5, 2000, Junichi Masuda was in a car accident in the Kanagawa prefecture of Japan during the production of Pokemon Ruby and Pokemon Sapphire for the Gameboy Advance. The accident occurred when at the wheel of a rented Hyundai, Masuda crossed into the wrong lane and collided head-on with a Subaru driven by Yuki Kei, 28, accompanied by her mother Miura Kei, 63, who were both killed instantly in the accident. Masuda suffered a fractured leg, fractured ribs, a concussion, and a collapsed lung. Masuda told authorities he had no recollection of the crash and did not know why he was in the wrong lane. "I don't remember the day. I don't remember even getting up in the morning. I don't remember making my bed. What I first remember is waking up in the hospital, with a very strange feeling going on in my leg," he said at the time. Masuda was charged with causing death by dangerous driving and faced up to five years in prison, but was later convicted of the lesser charge of careless driving and fined the equivalent of $175,[24][25][26][27] which the victims' family called "a travesty of justice." Aito Kei, whose sister and mother were killed in the crash, later stated that he forgave Masuda, amid plans to meet with him in 2003, in order to gain a sense of closure. As of October 2015, the meeting has not taken place.

What happened to the rivals after Gen 2?

I mean, Barry and Hugh were alright I guess, but most rivals after Silver just have shit teams, aren't challenging and are always behind you whenever you face them in the game. It doesn't make the race to become champion interesting.

I don't care about the constant interruptions from my "friends" (I swear I could kill Shauna and Serena in XY), I just wanna do whatever the fuck I want to do. I miss the asshole rivals.