>Has egg-themed weapons (Death Egg, Eggmobile, Egg Carrier).
>Egg-shaped physique: "I am the Eggman"
>Whiskers similar to that of a walrus: "I am the Walrus"

Robotnifags, are you even trying?

>IT MAKES HIM SOUND MORE DARK AND BADASS
90s Eggman (in-game, not that SatAM shit) was a bombastic villain who dressed like a clown, went red in the face when defeated, had armies of robots that looked like Fisher-Price toys, giant mallets, checkered wrecking balls, inflatable decoys, and built a Death Star WITH HIS FACE ON IT.

Does that sound "dark and badass" to you?