Last night, I dreamt that Dodger posted a pic to her Twitter of her on a child's slide at a park, barefoot, in that stupid fox thing she wears. An incredible sole shot. This was sort of a recognition of us footfags, making light of it or something. With the pic there was a link to a live Friendzone where both Dodger and Commander Holly had there bare soles pointing towards the camera in crisp 1080p.
Why do I dedicate so much of my time to thinking and fapping about a short, 8.6/10, annoying American girl who has one of the easiest jobs I have ever seen? I think I've got a Dodger fetish. There is just something so simultaneously annoying and arrousing about her. Fuck, this Playboy shoot better be good and not a massive, disappointing cop-out. I want ass and soles. Tits, I couldn't care less.