>>799246>>799667Here's an attempt. These people are tricky even for Scots to understand - comments are in square brackets:
Man: 'When I slept with somebody else I told her that and then she done it so I-'
(crosstalk)
Woman: 'Aye but it's there! It's there! But did I do it apart from that?-'
(crosstalk)
Woman: '-you did! So you're going to say, see when you finally get the balls to admit it you're going to say one or two women -
Presenter: [*Ironically, the only one I can't understand is this English cunt]
Woman: '-it's clear, I'll fucking keep it, guess what your daughter will see when she's...fucking idiot, honestly! And do you know what, what's the point? And you're going to hit me up over the next couple of days-'
Man: 'No I'm not going to talk to you!'
Woman: '-when you're no [indecipherable] when you're away bubbling and greeting [crying], you're going to come bubbling and greeting on your knees and-'
Man: '-how?! It was me that's always finished it.'
Woman: '-moaning about ''It was only one [girl he cheated on Woman with], it was only one, what did I say to you-'
(crosstalk, muted portions due to swearing)
Man: 'I don't want to talk to you, I don't want to talk to you, I don't want to talk to you.
Woman: 'Scumbag scumbag scumbag'
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Think that's about right. These people are absolute trailer trash though.