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>Be me in first day of science class at uni
>Prof asks us to introduce ourselves and tell the class something interesting about ourselves
>My turn
>ohshitanxiety.jpg
>Stand up and clear my throat
"Ahem, u-uh h-h-hi, my name is a-anon...I-I like the s-s-study of c-c-c-c-cryptozoology
>Dead fucking silence
>Hottest blonde in class (and on campus) exclaims:
"LIKE BIGFOOT!?"
>Entire class erupts into boisterous laughter
>Even professor is doubled over in laughter
>OHFUCKINGSHITIFUCKEDUP.BITMAP
>Try to get up and run out of class
>Can't leave, captain of the soccer team blocking exit
>punches me right between the eyes, smashing my glasses and lodging a shard of glass in my right eye
>Class is now laughing even louder because of this, the noise is hurting my eardrums (head is pounding too from the concision I suffered from the blow)
>Blackout
>Wake up in the hospital hours later, janitor called the ambulance for me after class dismissed
>Mom won't return my calls, she found out what happened when the school called her I'm guessing.

I smell like piss too, someone must have peed on me after I passed out. Sucks, but at least I have my phone to post on.

So what's your favorite cryptid /x/?

Unsolved Cases

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Unsolved cases that still creep you out to this day

The Keddie Murders
>in 1981, three people were found murdered in Cabin 28 at Keddie near the Sierra Nevada mountains in California
>the victims were Glenna Sharp, known as Sue, her son John (age fifteen), and his friend, Dana Wingate (aged seventeen). As well Tina Sharp who went missing and later declared dead
>all three victims found in the cabin had been bound with electrical wire and medical tape
>victims had been bludgeoned with a claw hammer, and Sue and John had been stabbed repeatedly. John's throat had been cut. Dana Wingate was also manually strangled and bludgeoned with another weapon
>one of the knives discovered at the scene had been used so forcefully that the bladeform had bent approximately twenty-five degrees
>Tina Sharp was missing, presumably abducted from the scene
>her skull was found three years later 95 miles from the cabin, but the rest of her remains are undiscovered
>case remains unsolved

Apparently the three boys and the oldest daughter next door were found to be alive. The older daughter first discovered their bodies in Cabin 28 the next morning.
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anyone remember those really weird fever dreams from when you were a kid, where objects (and you) would feel infinitely large but at the same time infinitely small, and you had extreme panic anxiety because you couldn't deal with it? It often involved geometric shapes in shades of gray. You would also have a warped sense of sound, where it felt like everything was amplified in a weird way.
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What do you think of James Randi?
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Anyone speak latin/know of any cool latin phrases or stuff like that? I've always been really intrigued by everything latin, it has this feel of wisdom and mystery to me.

Why is speaking Latin in movies and other media always tied with the occult, or having a lot of power to it? I'm curious, does this have some truth to it, or is it just some stupid Hollywood trend.
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When he was little, my father used to play in a wooded area near his house. One day, he was playing when he suddenly felt a presence behind him. He looked up, did not see the man's face (all he knew was that it was a man) because he was so tall and then bolted as fast as he possibly could.
When he arrived home, he wrapped around his grandmother's leg and stayed in that position for the entire night and perhaps longer, I can't remember. When he explained to his grandma about what he had seen, she told him that perhaps he was a the "protector of children" warning him that something awful was about to him if he had ventured deeper into the woods.
I just finished watching a documentary on the "Slender Man" and realized that my god, what my dad saw fit the description perfectly. The trauma inflicted on him also matched the symptoms of meeting this man. Has anyone met this guy? He likes staying close to wooded areas.
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schizo occult

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>diagnosed schizoaffective in October 2011
>what was interesting was not so much the way my behavior that changed as much as people around me
>i became aware of invisible forces manipulating the masses around me
>and these invisible forces became aware of me
>i was sent strange and prophetic dreams
>sleep was also difficult and fraught with night terrors
>electronics were disrupted in my presence
>people told me terrible things regularly
>people began conspiring against me
>even online, people would try and lie and confuse me
>perhaps their intention was merely to troll but i took all these comments to heart
>i became afraid that people wanted to kill me
>i was stopped by cops and put in jail because of my odd dress and behavior
>shortly after i was moved to a psych ward
>despite all the horribleness this was all a very spiritual experience and formative of my current views
>unfortunately, the medicine they gave me put me in a zombie-like state and caused me to forget all the clarity i achieved
>now four years later i can start to recall the exquisite beauty of those moments
>want to get off meds but not sure how to overcome my delusions (grandeur, paranoia, persecution, messiah, martyr)

Is meditation the solution? How do unmedicated schizos deal with their delusions?

DEAD AIR/MIDNIGHT IN THE DESERT

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I'm just so excited. I've been waiting all month for this night. Can we have a pre-show thread?

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9 PM PST, 10 PM CST, 12 PM EST ART'S HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

Time for ghost stories! Any anons submit a story and hoping for a call?

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Hey all, my name is Daniel, I prefer to go by Dread but that's not important. Call me whatever you like. Today, I turned 20, and I came to the realization. I've had my fair share of Ghosts and Demons, but I've never actually felt Terror. I want to feel Terror ripping away at my brain. I want to be so scared that I can't comprehend what I'm seeing, I want to feel total insanity. How would I go about doing that? What would you recommend?
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!!iSXM/JpS5GG

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