Why do the spirits of the afterlife and other incorporeal demonic entities like fucking with the mortal plain so much? Are they just amused by us or something?

Ok, so I'm really getting into the subject of astral projection, and I'm thinking of testing it tonight. But listening to the stories of black figures, and the possibility of sleep paralysis is making me get major anxiety. Should I go through with it? AP nerds get in here.

Every Halloween I put out picture frames with creepy pictures in them to scare the trick or treating kids, post some scary pics!

Astral Projection experiences?

Why does /x/ oppose the New World Order?

Let's take a look at a few of the most impactful dilemmas modern society faces today:

>War/terrorism
>Economic crisis
>Conflict of interest between Countries
>Lack of Intelligence sharing between Countries
>Tyrannical Governments

The only solution to these and other problems is a one world Government. A ruling body that allows citizens to maintain their autonomy while working to ensure world-wide peace. Imagine:

>The entire world working together to combat disease
>The entire world working together to combat hunger
>The entire world working together to explore our Cosmos and reality
>The entire world striving to become the masters of our own existence

Well?

I'm not saying that they don't exist. But really this could literally be any kind of space debris.

http://nuclearcoffee.org/clear-evidence-of-ufo-presence-filmed-during-nasas-sts-80-mission/

What's the best way to identify and kill or remove and astral larvae?

The last time I was in the astral realm, not too long ago, I encountered a green octopus being. It proceeded to have sex with me.

Me, being the spiritual geek, I am, I went to look up what an octopus means in the metaphysical.

Well, I come across a website and it says this:
octopus, It controls through its arms leading to many hurts and wounds in a person. Just as the person seems to be almost free, it will pull one of its tentacles to cause the person to pull back. The spirit conveys, "no one sees me", and will slowly cause bitterness, hatred, unforgiveness and suicide to surface.

What's absolutely amazing is that, I have been struggling for quite some time with various amounts of things in my life like family, my mental health, my job, my physical health, my direction in life... It all seems that whenever I get stable footing, I get dragged back down again.

2spooky, guys.

Hey /x/ how do I summon Cthulhu?

>join heaven's gate
>tell them you're going to suicide
>they'll give you fresh nikes
>don't suicide
>???