SO this guy is sitting by a lake and all of a sudden Jesus walks up to him and says, "Hi, I'm Jesus." And the guy is all like, "Fuck no way." And Jesus is all, "Way!" So the guy says, "If you're Jesus walk on the water of this pond." Jesus gives a shrug and starts walking on the water out to about the middle of the pond where he starts very, very slowly sinking into the water. Jesus rushes back to shore and the water is up to his knees by the time he reaches the edge. "Damn," says Jesus. "It was a lot easier last time when I didn't have these big old nail holes in my feet."
