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> be me a few days ago
> find an old magic book
> says the key to the book is to write your name and a phrase on a playing card in your own blood and leave it under the doorstep of a church
> a spirit will then come after three weeks
> was contemplating whether or not to do this
> an entity which guards my house interjected and said "it's your funeral"
> but of course, since i'm an idiot, i follow the instructions in the book anyways
> fast forward to the night after that
> a deity i pray to tells me to burn nutmeg before i go to bed
> ifyousayso.jpg
> woken up at 3a.m. by the sound of coyotes (not totally unusual)
> i sense a very strong presence at the door of my room
> the more i focus on it the stronger it gets
> i ask it why it's here
> it says it's name is "Satan" and that it's come for my soul (not shitting you)
> i tell it I don't believe in Satan
> it seemed confused
> i asked it if it came in the name of <deity> who i asked to preside over working.
> it seemed confused and muttered "no".
> told it i wanted nothing to do with it, then
> this did not seem to phase it
> as i went to pee it followed me and argued that a.) i was who was named on the card b.) i signed in blood c.) that i was "all alone" and d.) something about fine print, in favor of its case
> kept saying it had come for my soul
> was not at all at peace with the prospect of being someone's bitch in an astral realm somewhere while my body and name was used to commit unspeakable acts
> make another oath to another entity whose identity i actually know to negate the previous one
> the spirit leaves
Can any truly experienced witch or magician tell me what the FUCK just happened? I know I'm probably an idiot for attempting this…but it would at least be nice to know what happened or what the mistake I made was.
> find an old magic book
> says the key to the book is to write your name and a phrase on a playing card in your own blood and leave it under the doorstep of a church
> a spirit will then come after three weeks
> was contemplating whether or not to do this
> an entity which guards my house interjected and said "it's your funeral"
> but of course, since i'm an idiot, i follow the instructions in the book anyways
> fast forward to the night after that
> a deity i pray to tells me to burn nutmeg before i go to bed
> ifyousayso.jpg
> woken up at 3a.m. by the sound of coyotes (not totally unusual)
> i sense a very strong presence at the door of my room
> the more i focus on it the stronger it gets
> i ask it why it's here
> it says it's name is "Satan" and that it's come for my soul (not shitting you)
> i tell it I don't believe in Satan
> it seemed confused
> i asked it if it came in the name of <deity> who i asked to preside over working.
> it seemed confused and muttered "no".
> told it i wanted nothing to do with it, then
> this did not seem to phase it
> as i went to pee it followed me and argued that a.) i was who was named on the card b.) i signed in blood c.) that i was "all alone" and d.) something about fine print, in favor of its case
> kept saying it had come for my soul
> was not at all at peace with the prospect of being someone's bitch in an astral realm somewhere while my body and name was used to commit unspeakable acts
> make another oath to another entity whose identity i actually know to negate the previous one
> the spirit leaves
Can any truly experienced witch or magician tell me what the FUCK just happened? I know I'm probably an idiot for attempting this…but it would at least be nice to know what happened or what the mistake I made was.
