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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:08:57 No.16885272 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16885283 >>16885290 >>16885295 >>16885302 >>16885308 >>16885357 >>16885427

Okay /x/ I have a problem

I am being possessed by an evil spirit. I'm serious. Whenever I am in danger, it will come out of my body and stop it. I've even tried shooting myself, and it literally caught the bullet. Any ideas?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:10:50 No.16885276 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16885285

I will shoot you bro. Where are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:14:09 No.16885283 Report Delete

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>>16885272
That's your STAND. Learn to control it and take on THE WORLD.

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:14:53 No.16885285 Report Delete

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>>16885276
Some guys tried to fight me and the evil spirit possessing me nearly killed them, so right now I'm stuck in jail. I could get out, but I don't want the spirit to kill anyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:15:34 No.16885287 Report Delete

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>>16885285
Which prison?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:16:49 No.16885288 Report Delete

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>>16885285
Your uncle's on the way. He walks with an indian person too. Don't be afraid. Break the cell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:17:02 No.16885289 Report Delete

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>>16885285
I've literally cured thousands cases like yours. Just tell me where you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:18:36 No.16885290 Report Delete

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>>16885272
You may have to seek help in egypt

Sheut

Sheut Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:19:39 No.16885295 Report Delete

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>>16885272
how do you know its an evil spirit and not just a spirit? it doesnt even sound if its catching bullets for you. it could even be some kind of beneficial or good spirit protec-
>>16885285
oh.....

so what else does it do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:21:40 No.16885299 Report Delete

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All these people not getting it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:22:40 No.16885302 Report Delete

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>>16885272
ene'felomen kaj nuhk-tannomek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:25:12 No.16885308 Report Delete

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>>16885272
JoJo is tha you baby ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:26:05 No.16885309 Report Delete

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>>16885302
kaj kannomen kel kel'Ok deng dekonnomen muhk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:27:26 No.16885314 Report Delete

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>>16885309
ehn kan-kannomen ken'kah'Lok Lohk mah-ti kel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:28:46 No.16885315 Report Delete

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>>16885314
koh-lo kel'kah'Lok mehmahl'kalar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:29:53 No.16885317 Report Delete

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>>16885315
shelluh'kan kellamun felenomun pella-Kar kel'pem

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:30:58 No.16885323 Report Delete

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>>16885317
mella'Kesh fela'kar meh'rohsh Kella'Ken ko'Fah-ra

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:31:13 No.16885325 Report Delete

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One second guys. My ''grandpa'' is here to take me home... I can't believe he came all the way from New York for this. Some weird Indian guy is walking over now... he's pissing me off. I'll post later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:32:08 No.16885330 Report Delete

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>>16885323
men-fahr karesh'naKen Kellomen Muhk~ Sel-elan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:32:40 No.16885334 Report Delete

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Smoke Dummie tea.

!2fiREZiSTw

!2fiREZiSTw Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:38:13 No.16885357 Report Delete

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>>16885272

>even tried shooting myself, and it literally caught the bullet

No

>the evil spirit possessing me nearly killed them, so right now I'm stuck in jail

That didn't happen, you're not in jail, and 4chan (as well as a high percentage of sites are blocked on jail/prison computers)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:40:11 No.16885360 Report Delete

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>>16885287
>>16885289
>>16885295
>>16885357

>mfw /x/philes are actually this autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 16:05:55 No.16885421 Report Delete

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Dude livestream you shooting yourself, that'll prove it

Or wait, I bet your ghost disables your camera and microphone, huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 16:06:29 No.16885427 Report Delete

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>>16885272
It feed off you, killing you or letting you die would be the same as it killed itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 16:17:16 No.16885467 Report Delete

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>>16885360
some of them are not hardcore weaboos
of course they dont get the reference

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