Squidward Friday Stories
A book

Squidward was always a real man
He wasn't hard ass nigga he played himself out to be
But the shopping became too much
"Something feels wrong
Said he
He searched for canned bread
But found nothing
It had a street name
He went home and oh no
He felt his stomach turn
"OUCH ?"
He three up on himself. He needed a way to fix his little issue
"Maybe I should play soccer"
Sponge 4.
Richard