Hi /x/ how are you?!

So long story short, I recently realized I'm Lord Kalki, final avatar of Vishnu, destroyer of the daemon of the Kali Yuga.

So I thought I'd drop by to announce my existance and begin the cleansing so desperatly needed on this god forsaken planet.

Hear ye that your souls shall be redeemed, no questions asked.

I only ask one thing of you, force the daemon inside you to an hero, let their will inside you shatter like black glass into fine dust.

For all you whom have suffered, I honor you, you suffered for my sake and I will honor this sacrifice manyfold.

I do ask of you to adhere to the Christian faith, as it is the best representation of what is needed.

But do discern wisely, some of the information of the books is false, use the power inside your heart to do this, internalize your fears, become stronger then join me as we purge this hell from those who do not belong.

Be courteous, be gentle and when the time comes, show no mercy.

I love you all so very much, love each other the same.

For you daemons out there, flee, if I get my hands on you, the suffering will stop, but you will not be allowed to exist, do you wish this?

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