Hey guys I have a story to tell but I dont think it fits the theme of the threads already open. Also I must note this is my first time on /x/, I normally post on /sp/, /v/ and /lit/, but I think you guys will better appreciate what happened to me and help me understand if theres anything paranormal about it.

I woke up on sleep paralisis last night. This was the third time it happened to me, the first time I was scared shitless. But by the second I was read up enough on the subject that I recognized the situation immediately, and wasn't scared at the pressence, even though I still had trouble breathing I felt at ease, I remember having a cheeky smile all the way through, while waiting for it to end.

This is about my third time.

It happened last night like I said, or more like, this morning. I had fallen asleep on my bed from watching Civ LP's and woke up at about 3:00 AM with the lights on, I turned everything off, changed into light clothes, brushed my teeth and went to sleep.

I wasnt long asleep (dont ask me how I know this, I just think it wasn't long), when I woke up in sleep paralisis, I was sleeping facedown in my bed, facing right into the wall. I woke up feeling pretty aroused, which isn't weird since I tend to dream about sex a lot.

Anyways, I was in my bed, not being able to move, but for some reason thought it would be a good idea to talk to Satan. I'm an atheist due to disinterest more than edgyness, but was raised Catholic like most mexicans, and like most mexicans, we have a different conception of the abstracts of death and the devil.

I knew there was only a wall to my right, but to the right of my mind (if that makes sense) I could "see" Satan's face, it was pretty much a funny looking, red human head, like the ones on the "Loteria" cards. Anyways, I asked Satan, like one would ask a bartender, if he could send some pussy my way to entertainn me while I was like that, since I was already so horny. This is when the "fun" started. (cont)