>>16900009I can probably write the whole story in one post.
I got busted for drug dealing at 17 and got let off with a warning. Busted for drug consumption at 19 and hit with a fine. When I was 20, I got drunk and fought a cop. I ended up hurting them pretty bad, and had to go to court. I somehow managed to avoid prison or jail time, and was stuck with 3 years probation. I worked construction for a little under a year, and kept all my earnings in cash.
If anyone's ever heard of the French Foreign Legion, you'd know that they're notorious for accepting small-time criminals and anyone who's pretty much SOL in life. I bought a plane ticket, packed a bag with 2 changes of clothes and a few small items, and flew out to France.
It's been 4 years now, and I have a new name, I'm a citizen of France, I haven't contacted anyone from the US, and things are alright. I'm pretty sure the US won't come after me any time soon, considering I never murdered anyone, but I'm going to re enlist for another 5 years before I leave the Legion.
Yep. That's pretty much it.
Bonus: I got to see some crazy shit in Africa.